Mad Libs

Here's one you can do with your family:

(article) (adjective) (noun) (past tense verb) (adverb)

This is how it turned out with my family:

An smart orangutan spread quickly.

Here you can make up mad libs and post them!

Dear (Person in room),

I (verb) to wish you a very (adjective) birthday. You are (verb ending in "ing") up so (adverb)! I wish you could stay (number) forever! You are so (adjective), I (verb) you so much! I sent you a (adjective) (noun) for your birthday. Read the (adjective) Manual to learn how to (verb) it. Have lots of (plural noun) with it!
Your (relative, i.e. aunt, uncle, cousin, etc.),
(Person in room)

P.S. What kind of (food) did you have as your birthday dessert?

These ALWAYS turn out sooo funny!

Dear Sissy,

I wish to wish you a very goofy birthday. You are creeping up so surely! I wish you could stay 102 forever! You are so young, I see you so much! I sent you a tiny elephant for your birthday. Read the impressive manual to learn how to eat it. Have lots of vases with it!
Your dear friend,
Gargon.

P.S. What kind of chicken did you have as your birthday dessert?

:)

LOL!

I love mad libs :)

Dear Deadpool,

We consent to wish us a very bloody birthday. We are sucking up so admirably! We wish we could stay .321 forever! We are so greedy, we love us so much! We sent us a green monies for our birthday. Read the destruction manual to learn how to sleep it. (With the fishes!) Have lots of tacos with it!

Your own self,

Noah.

P.S What kind of Chimichangas did we have as our birthday dessert?

I knew before I even saw your post what you did here! :P

I knew before I even saw your post what you did here! :P

Sniffles and sobs I'm just so glad somebody is getting a good birthday card this year. and….and… from someone they care about deeply. begins crying again
Gulp It brings back so many good memories of my younger days. :_)

....and....and... from someone they care about deply. ....

Yes, we do love ourself dearly and deeply.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!!!!!!!!!

I officially present to you the 1st weekly Mad Libs contest!

Everyone competing, enter ONE mad lib you made up. I will do them all with my family, and the one that turns out the most how I like it (hilarious, but still sorta makes sense) wins! The winner is the next judge. Next Friday I will check here for mad libs and do them with my family, then on Saturday I will announce the winner, then the winner starts this process over again, and so on.

The judge gets to choose the category you write your mad libs on.

THE FIRST CATEGORY IS:
Cellphones!

I'll give an example one:

Cellphones are very (adjective) to have (adjective) whenever you (non-action verb) them. Although you have to (verb) to make (plural noun) with them, they can sometimes save your (noun). I mean, you might be in a (adjective) (horrible noun i.e. crash, death), and you need (noun) (adverb). If you have one of these handy (plural noun), you can (adverb) (verb) them out of your (noun) and (adverb) call (three numbers, i.e. 9-1-1). So cellphones are very (adjective), (adjective) and (adjective). Go (verb) a cellphone (time, i.e. today, tomorrow, next year…)!

I've got a pretty long one to share… but these seem better when you do it in a group and choose the words together before reading the rest. Maybe I'll do it tonight. It's got thirty-six blanks though. :P

Here's your results, Nicolas. xP xP

Welcome, one and all, to Matthew and Carissa’s Circus, the craziest show you’ll see this side of Nashville! Step right up, please, and forget your tickets! Transpose a seat right here. This will allow you the fastest view of what’s going on in all nine hundred rings. These are just a few of the earlobe-popping acts of spontaneity you’ll see:
Trapeze Acts: Famed trapeze artist Justin Beiber takes to the air on a three nanometer tall trapeze – with no paramecium underneath!
Acrobatics: Did you know that on average, during their act our underrated acrobats’ kidneys are traveling at two hundred thirty-seven miles per hour?
Animalia: You’ll conjoin our trained sponge clowns! They will be riding around on helicopters throughout the show and pop up in antagonizing places. Watch out for the indigo-faced one – he’ll be chasing the other clowns with a bucket of plasma, but if you catapult in his way he’ll be more than happy to douse you instead! Then you’ll broil as you see the dancing leeches do their latest, “Dance on the mortar”, and you’ll dissemble when Leah puts her femur in a hyrda's mouth!
And last, but not least, we are unveiling for the first time our Strong Man and Juggler acts combined in the Great Nicolas! He will subcutaneously amaze you as he juggles 3.14159265 volcanoes, each weighing ninety-three pounds!

Here's your results, Nicolas. xP xP Welcome, one and all, to Matthew and Carissa’s Circus, the craziest show you’ll see this side of Nashville! Step right up, please, and forget your tickets! Transpose a seat right here. This will allow you the fastest view of what’s going on in all nine hundred rings. These are just a few of the earlobe-popping acts of spontaneity you’ll see: *Trapeze Acts:* Famed trapeze artist Justin Beiber takes to the air on a three nanometer tall trapeze – with no paramecium underneath! *Acrobatics:* Did you know that on average, during their act our underrated acrobats’ kidneys are traveling at two hundred thirty-seven miles per hour? *Animalia:* You’ll conjoin our trained sponge clowns! They will be riding around on helicopters throughout the show and pop up in antagonizing places. Watch out for the indigo-faced one – he’ll be chasing the other clowns with a bucket of plasma, but if you catapult in his way he’ll be more than happy to douse you instead! Then you’ll broil as you see the dancing leeches do their latest, “Dance on the mortar”, and you’ll dissemble when Leah puts his/her femur in a(n) hyrda's mouth! And last, but not least, we are unveiling for the first time our Strong Man and Juggler acts combined in the Great Nicolas! He will subcutaneously amaze you as he juggles 3.14159265 volcanoes, each weighing ninety-three pounds!

LOLOL! That was hilarious! xD

Awesomeness. xD

Here's your results, Nicolas. xP xP Welcome, one and all, to Matthew and Carissa’s Circus, the craziest show you’ll see this side of Nashville! Step right up, please, and forget your tickets! Transpose a seat right here. This will allow you the fastest view of what’s going on in all nine hundred rings. These are just a few of the earlobe-popping acts of spontaneity you’ll see: *Trapeze Acts:* Famed trapeze artist Justin Beiber takes to the air on a three nanometer tall trapeze – with no paramecium underneath! *Acrobatics:* Did you know that on average, during their act our underrated acrobats’ kidneys are traveling at two hundred thirty-seven miles per hour? *Animalia:* You’ll conjoin our trained sponge clowns! They will be riding around on helicopters throughout the show and pop up in antagonizing places. Watch out for the indigo-faced one – he’ll be chasing the other clowns with a bucket of plasma, but if you catapult in his way he’ll be more than happy to douse you instead! Then you’ll broil as you see the dancing leeches do their latest, “Dance on the mortar”, and you’ll dissemble when Leah puts his/her femur in a(n) hyrda's mouth! And last, but not least, we are unveiling for the first time our Strong Man and Juggler acts combined in the Great Nicolas! He will subcutaneously amaze you as he juggles 3.14159265 volcanoes, each weighing ninety-three pounds!

LOLOL! That was hilarious! xD

That is funny!!! LOL!! :D

And here is Emily's! :)

Welcome, one and all, to Hannah and Leah’s Circus, the craziest show you’ll see this side of Smoky Mountain Wilderness Resort! Step right up, please, and wail your tickets! Dig a seat right here. This will allow you the fastest view of what’s going on in all 225 rings. These are just a few of the hand-popping acts of courage you’ll see:
Trapeze Acts: Famed trapeze artist Kirk Cameron takes to the air on a 58-inch tall trapeze – with no bucket underneath!
Acrobatics: Did you know that on average, during their act our shiny acrobats’ eyes are traveling at 99,999 miles per hour?
Animalia: You’ll run our trained sphinx clowns! They will be riding around on tanks throughout the show and pop up in huge places. Watch out for the aqua-faced one – he’ll be chasing the other clowns with a bucket of coffee, but if you swing in his way he’ll be more than happy to douse you instead! Then you’ll swim as you see the dancing dragons do their latest, “Dance on the violin”, and you’ll drive when Nicolas puts his foot in a stingray's mouth!
And last, but not least, we are unveiling for the first time our Strong Man and Juggler acts combined in the Great Matthew! He will quickly amaze you as he juggles one store, weighing forty pounds!

Hehehe! Okay, that's a lot funner than I thought. xP

Nice! xP xP Although Nicolas, you missed a word. :P

Oh BTW guys, I don't know if you knew this but… I made this mad lib up. :) xP Which means, I don't have a source for more of these things so if anyone wants to do some more sometime, I'll either have to work out my brain again or somebody will have to buy a book. :P

More fun. Sorry. xP xP Good job, by the way :)

Forgot to post my version. xP

Welcome, one and all, to Rosie and Carissa's Circus, the most confusing show you’ll see this side of the laundromat! Step right up, please, and tickle your tickets! Assemble a seat right here. This will allow you the deepest view of what’s going on in all twenty-seven rings. These are just a few of the toenail-popping acts of introvertedness you’ll see:
Trapeze Acts: Famed trapeze artist Buffalo Bill takes to the air on a eight-kilometer tall trapeze – with no cigarette underneath!
Acrobatics: Did you know that on average, during their act our sandy acrobats’ knuckles are traveling at seven hundred and two miles per hour?
Animalia: You’ll trick our trained cardinal clowns! They will be riding around on paddleboats throughout the show and pop up in straight places. Watch out for the pink-faced one – he’ll be chasing the other clowns with a bucket of castor oil, but if you honk in his way he’ll be more than happy to douse you instead! Then you’ll arouse as you see the dancing zebras do their latest, “Dance on the slideshow", and you’ll exterminate when Emily puts her tongue in a flea's mouth!
And last, but not least, we are unveiling for the first time our Strong Man and Juggler acts combined in the Great Nicolas! He will nervously amaze you as he juggles sixty three and a half motherboards, each weighing negative three pounds!

Wow, you did a great job coming up with that!!! And yeah, I know it's "more fun" but funner is………funner. xP

Wow, you did a great job coming up with that!!! And yeah, I know it's "more fun" but funner is.........funner. xP

Nice, Matthew!

LOL!

That was too funny xD ^Didn't even know Carissa and I had a circus! xD^

That was too funny xD ^Didn't even know Carissa and I had a circus! xD^

Haha! XP