Marvel and The Avengers
Started by SavedByGraceDani(elle)
So did anyone here about the April fools joke Marvel pulled about Robert Downey jr.???
Hiruko Kagetane
No, what'd they do? Pretend to give him a fully functional Iron Man suit? If they did that to me, I'd sue 'em for emotional damage!
Dani(elle)
No! Lol they told everyone that he was officially leaving 'The Avengers' because of there tight budget and he wasn't going to participate in Avengers 2! Lol my brother told me that and I was like 'no way!!! Is this some sort of sick joke?!!!??!!'
Hiruko Kagetane
LOL! I would have said the same thing!
Did you see the April Fools joke the Mods played on us on the LMBs? WhiteAlligator(our top Mod), made a duplicate Moderator account, PurpleAlligator, claiming it was her little brother! She told us it was a joke today though.
Dani(elle)
Oh lol I didn't see that. :) that's funny, I did see something about purple aligaters on ur activity feed. Lol
Hiruko Kagetane
Thinking about this debate over again, the Jedi alone would win. With Sith, victory is even more assured.
Dani(elle)
Uh, thor would just electrocute them all!!! U can't block all that with a lightsaber!!!
Hiruko Kagetane
Blocking Force Lightning mean anything to you?
Dani(elle)
Yeah but they can't block all of it!!!!! :)
Hiruko Kagetane
And, why? And anyway, the they'd use the Force to know where each bolt would strike, so they could dodge. At least the Jedi would. The Sith would just blast back lightning of their own. Or Force Choke him.
Dani(elle)
Whatever lol JK :) what have u been up to lately?? :)
SavedByGrace
Hey, I think you've forgotten about the Hulk! He would totally smash everyone!
Dani(elle)
Yeah and bullets don't effect him!! :P :)
Hiruko Kagetane
Force Choke anyone?
SavedByGrace
On the Hulk? He wouldn't even feel it!
Hiruko Kagetane
Don't kid yourself. Also, Sith can compress your internal organs 'till you die. Never underestimate the power of the Dark Side!
Ian R.2
I have to agree with SBG and Danielle here. Nothing can destroy the Hulk.
Hiruko Kagetane
Believe what you want. The Sith will destroy you when you least expect it…..
SavedByGrace
I beg to differ. The Hulk will destroy the Sith when they least expect it! :P They can't crush the Hulk's internal organs; everything about him is far too strong for even a Sith to crush!
Hiruko Kagetane
You can't stop something crushing you from the inside. Or, the Sith could just make the Hulk go mad, and use him to crush their enemies.
SavedByGrace
Yes you can, if you're the Hulk! If anything tried to crush him from the inside, it just wouldn't work! And also, I don't think Sith mind tricks would work on the Hulk. Well… maybe… I mean, Loke's thing pretty much did that… (Wait, have you seen the Avengers yet? I forget if you said whether you did or not.)
Hiruko Kagetane
Who hasn't seen the Avengers? And, just because you're uber-strong, that doesn't mean you're not susceptible to mind tricks. Hulk himself is a result of gamma radiation and a split personality disorder that Bruce Banner had due to abusive parents. So yes, the Sith can take down Hulk any day!
SavedByGrace
Still disagree. :P They wouldn't even have time to mind trick him; he'd just crush 'em before they had the chance. :P
Hiruko Kagetane
Force Speed bro. Also, the Force would tell the where he'd land before he even jumped, so they'd move.
SavedByGrace
Ah, whatever. Let's just agree to disagree, 'kay? ;D
Hiruko Kagetane
Sure. Even though you're wrong! But Darth Maul could beat Iron Man. Just sayin'!
Dani(elle)
U make me sick. :P
SavedByGrace
Y'know, Sam, I might agree with you, but then we'd both be wrong. :P In a one-on-one, Iron Man would totally pound Maul! How many different guns and rockets does the guy have packed into that suit?? Not even a Sith could deflect everything Iron Man could fire at 'em!
Hiruko Kagetane
Um, if you can use the Force to compress all of his missiles, the whole suit goes boom. A BIG boom.
SavedByGrace
When did Darth Maul ever use the Force anyway? :P He'd probably depend more on his lightsaber and get blown away. :P
Hiruko Kagetane
He's the Emperor's Apprentice! Of course he does! Just because he didn't use the Force in the movie, doesn't mean he didn't use it at all. Novels and Comics are most of the canon these days.
SavedByGrace
Ah, whatever. But here's another question: what do you think would happen if the four main Avengers (Hulk, Thor, Cap America, and Iron Man) all ganged up on one Sith? Who would win?
Hiruko Kagetane
Depends on who the Sith is. Perhaps one of the Sith from the Old Republic, when there was a LOT more competition between them, so they'd be stronger. Sidious was good too, after all, he DID take out Mace Windu. He only had Ani finish the job.
SavedByGrace
He didn't take out Windu; like you said, it was all because of Anakin! Mace totally had Sidious until Ani ruined it all. But… that's beside the point. :D
Hiruko Kagetane
Oh yeah, that's true, Ani DID chop off his arm, and THEN Sid fried him. My bad! But still, like I said, depends on the Sith. I'm still researching my Sith though, so I'll tell you what I find out.
Ian R.2
Darth Maul did use the force once. He force pushed Obi-Wan into that hole.
Dani(elle)
Oh hey, who won your baseball game 2day?? :)
Hiruko Kagetane
LOL!
SavedByGrace
Wait… he force pushed him? I thought he fell in. But maybe I'm wrong…
Ian R.2
I didn't have a baseball game yesterday, but I had a baseball practice.
Hiruko Kagetane
Wow, this thing just sorta died out. Well might as well bring it back with a new question: Who's Your Favorite Superhero(es)?
My all-time favorite would be Spider-Man.
Dani(elle)
Thor. Nuf' said. ;P :)
BREAKING NEWS! It's...ah...nobody important. nevermind.
Thor is the worst Avenger. I don't like him because of his british accent and most importantly, he calls himself a god.
Dani(elle)
is speechless
Ian R.2
That's a first. :D
Sam- I think my favorite would either be Captain america or Hawkeye. I think I already said this before though.
Noah Cassidy- What's wrong with a British accent?
BREAKING NEWS! It's...ah...nobody important. nevermind.
I seriously dislike England. And by the way, have you noticed in movies that every alien or non-american talks with a british accent?
@Sam: My favorite superhero is Spider-Man. (from the Spider-Man trilogy)
Dani(elle)
face start to turn green at the thought of not liking Thor's accent
Hiruko Kagetane
I like the comic book Thor better than the movie Thor. In the comics, he's actually wearing Norse armor, and the typeface they use for his voice makes you assume he has a Norse accent. Which is cool for me! I also like the comic book Spidey better than any and all Hollywood adaptations of him. 'Nuff said.
Dani(elle)
That's a first. :D
LOL!! :)
Sarah Johnston
Thor is AWESOME! best superhero ever! and he has an awesome accent too! and he is not from England - he's Australian!
@Danielle - awesome pic!