Quotes

"Hate and depression ain't even worth the dust under your kicks!!!!!" -Soul Glow Activatur

"If peanut butter sandwiches became a rock band, it would be Family Force 5." - Chapstique

"I'm a weird kid. Oh well!" -SGA

"Memverse - we're a small community of socially-impaired, home educated, Bible thumping, geeks." Samuel Elliott

XP

Oh boy… xD

"Memverse - we're a small community of socially-impaired, home educated, Bible thumping, geeks." Samuel Elliott XP

Ain't that the truth!

"Memverse - we're a small community of socially-impaired, home educated, Bible thumping, geeks." Samuel Elliott XP

Ain't that the truth!

"Can you get me a lollipop?"
"Yes I will sweetie."
Pause
"I'm not getting you one."

-Courageous

love xP

"Memverse - we're a small community of socially-impaired, home educated, Bible thumping, geeks." Samuel Elliott XP

Ain't that the truth!

"Memverse - we're a small community of socially-impaired, home educated, Bible thumping, geeks." Samuel Elliott XP

Ain't that the truth!

Yep!

Someone new posted…

Yippee!!! ^That sounds weird coming from me, but… xP^

hopes its who I think it is.

"Want to play a little frisbee, mr. Mummy?"

"A mummy that drives?!" "It must be from a very late dynasty."

"Okay, but I don't want to see anything!"

"Oohh, head down in the dust…how undignified."

"He's headed for the window!" "Correction: He's out the window!"

-JP9

You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life. - Winston Churchill

(Dave) "We could team up, like Batman and Robin!"

"Dave….Robin wishes he was me." -Mindy Mcready

"Let's take a boat to the mainland and go to a restaurant. I'm hungry for fried chicken." ~Arthur Fordsworthy

"You're apologizing to me?" ~Jay's wife

"Yes." ~Jay

"Jay… is something wrong?" ~Jay

FROM FLYWHEEL

XD

"I meet the first level of espinoge: I look ordinary, my name is Bates…Jeff Bates."

JP9

"Are you dying? ~Judy. xP xP

@Cari, Lol! xP

LOL
btw who is JP9?

(Dave) "We could team up, like Batman and Robin!" "Dave....Robin wishes he was me." -Mindy Mcready

Sam: did you see this?

Jonathan Park season 9. :)

'A sharp adze is no respecter of bunny-boots, socks, or feet.' -me.

'A sharp adze is no respecter of bunny-boots, socks or feet.' -me.

Is this from experience?

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.''

• Aveline de Grandpré, Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer

"No one would be stupid enough to try to steal your ship, dad!"
"You'd be surprised how stupid people can be."

• Boba and Jango Fett, Star Wars: Blood Ties

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.'' - Aveline de Grandpré, _Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer_

"What screws up in life the most is the picture in our head of how its supposed to be"

"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem!" -A wise one.

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.'' - Aveline de Grandpré, _Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer_

"There are many plans in a man's heart,
Nevertheless the Lord's counsel - that will stand." -Proverbs 19:21

"The preparations of the heart belong to man,
But the answer of the tongue is from the LORD." -Proverbs 16:1

"How much wood does the woodpecker peck when the woodpecker pecks on wood?
When the woodpecker pecks that woodpecker pecks as much wood as he should (peck wood).
God made the woodpecker on day five, when He finished he said, "It's good."
So how much wood does the woodpecker peck when they go peck peck peck peck peck peck peck?"

-The Woodpecker song by Buddy Davis

"I don't have an attitude problem, you have a problem with my attitude, and that's not my problem!" -A wise one.

"How much wood does the woodpecker peck when the woodpecker pecks on wood? When the woodpecker pecks that woodpecker pecks as much wood as he should (peck wood). God made the woodpecker on day five, when He finished he said, "It's good." So how much wood does the woodpecker peck when they go peck peck peck peck peck peck peck?" -The Woodpecker song by Buddy Davis

No, no, no, no, no! facedesk Now you got it stuck in my head!

"Billions of dead things, buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the earth…"

You're bad. xD

"Billions of dead things, buried in rock layers, laid down by water, all over the earth..."

LOL! Like that one! :P

"I love the one religion that was honest enough to look at humans and say, "You stink! sigh… Come on in…Sheesh." ~Brad Stine

"Fall in love?! I can't even fall to sleep sometimes!"

That is hilarious!

"Fall in _love?!_ I can't even fall to sleep sometimes!"

Epic!

"I don't traipse, men don't traipse. We…swagger." -Oliver :p

"The thing they don't tell you about love, is that it hurts." -Oliver.

Kubla Khan

In Xanadu did Kubla Khan
A stately pleasure dome decree
Where Alph, the sacred river, ran
Through caverns measureless to man
Down to a sunless sea
So twice five miles of fertile ground
With walls and towers were girdled round;
And here were gardens bright with sinuous rills,
Where blossomed many an incense-bearing tree;
And here were forests ancient as the hills,
Enfolding sunny spots of greenery.

But oh! That deep romantic chasm which slanted
Down the green hill athwart a cedarn cover!
A savage place! An holy and enchanted
As e’er beneath a waning moon was haunted
By woman wailing for her demon lover!
And from this chasm with ceaseless turmoil seething,
A mighty fountain momently was forced,
Amid whose swift half-intermitted burst
Huge fragments vaulted like rebounding hail.
Or chaffy grain beneath the thrasher’s flail;
And mid these dancing rocks at once and ever
It flung up momently the sacred river.
Five miles meandering with a mazy motion
Through wood and dale the sacred river ran,
Then reached the caverns measureless to man,
And sank in the tumult to a lifeless ocean;
And mid this tumult Kubla heard from far
Ancestral voices prophesying war!
The shadow of dome of pleasure
Floated mid way on the waves; - Coleridge

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.'' - Aveline de Grandpré, _Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer_

"either you love country music, or your wrong!"

"Remember you're in Washington! Stop trying to be reasonable about money!"
~ ~a dumb Disney movie~

"In a hole in the ground, there lived a hobbit."- best beginning of a -book- novel ever!