Quotes

Welcome Ben! It's good to meet you here on MV! :)

Edit Oh - and I'm Sarah B., btw! :)

Welcome Ben! It's good to meet you here on MV! :) *Edit* Oh - and I'm Sarah B's cousin btw! :)

He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches. —George Bernard Shaw

He who cannot teach, teaches PE…

Let me guess…Facing the Giants? :)

Thought so. :)

"I'm preparing for rain."

Attemped Scottish Accent "Lying in your bed, many years from now…" -John
Perfect Scottish Accent "They can take my job, but they can never take my freedom!" -Wallace

From The Widows Might

Lol! xD

I don't have a skull, or bones - Olaf from frozen

Noooo! Another frozen fan!!!! :( :(

Okay, how about tangled

"I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle." - flynn rider

"you broke my smolder" - flynn rider

"Rapunzel: We made it.
Flynn Rider: Her hair glows!
Rapunzel: We're alive. We're alive!
Flynn Rider: I didn't see that coming.
Rapunzel: Eugene.
Flynn Rider: The hair actually glows.
Rapunzel: Eugene.
Flynn Rider: Why does her hair glow!
Rapunzel: Eugene!
Flynn Rider: [almost in hysteria] What?
Rapunzel: It doesn't just glow.
Flynn Rider: [Pascal smiles at him smugly] Why is he smiling at me?

and one more from frozen

"I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!" - Olaf

I don't have a skull, or bones - Olaf from frozen

Noooo! Another frozen fan!!!! :( :(

Okay, how about tangled "I could get used to a view like this. Yep, I'm used to it. Guys I want a castle." - flynn rider "you broke my smolder" - flynn rider "Rapunzel: We made it. Flynn Rider: Her hair glows! Rapunzel: We're alive. We're alive! Flynn Rider: I didn't see that coming. Rapunzel: Eugene. Flynn Rider: The hair actually glows. Rapunzel: Eugene. Flynn Rider: Why does her hair glow! Rapunzel: Eugene! Flynn Rider: [almost in hysteria] What? Rapunzel: It doesn't *just* glow. Flynn Rider: [Pascal smiles at him smugly] Why is he smiling at me? and one more from frozen "I can't feel my legs, I can't feel my legs!" - Olaf

Noooooooo!!!!!!!!

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.”

“God created war so that Americans would learn geography.”

“Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.”

“In a good book room you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.”

“I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.”

“Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.”

“Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.”

“In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.”

“It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt”

“The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.”

and my favorite: “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.”

—Mark Twain

“Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.” “God created war so that Americans would learn geography.” “Reader, suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself.” “In a good book room you feel in some mysterious way that you are absorbing the wisdom contained in all the books through your skin, without even opening them.” “I was gratified to be able to answer promptly, and I did. I said I didn’t know.” “Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.” “Always do what is right. It will gratify half of mankind and astound the other.” “In the first place God made idiots. This was for practice. Then he made school boards.” “It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than open it and remove all doubt” “The reports of my death are greatly exaggerated.” and my favorite: “The difference between the right word and the almost right word is the difference between lightning and a lightning bug.” —Mark Twain

Excellent! He is my favorite author!

"It's a proven fact that women speak twice as many words every day as men. That's because we have to repeat everything we say to them."

Are you agreeing with that? :P

Have you ever read "To Tame a Bicycle"?

Thith ith not a dreth, thith ith a toonic.

Have you ever read "To Tame a Bicycle"?

No…whass it about?

It is a short story by Mark Twain on learning how to ride a bicycle. I think you would enjoy it. Of course, half of why I found it so amusing was because I was attempting to learn how to ride a unicycle about the same time I first read it.

A bunch of random quotes from the first What's in the Bible? DVD:

Dr. Schniffenhausen (I think that's how it's spelled): Hallo, dees ees Dr. Schniffenhausen. Ve have been studying ze Bible in our laboratries and have determined dat eet ees tree tings. A Bible ees paper, vhich ees made from vood pulp. Eet ees eenk, vhich ees made from black carbon and oil. And eet ees all held together vith a wrapper made of cow. So dere you have eet: Vood, black oil, and cow. Zat ees a Bible.
Buck Denver: Hmm, perhaps science cannot answer our question.

Michael: That was a bit of musical humor. I'm not suggesting Jesus will actually be driving our minivan anytime soon. pauses Though it would be an improvement.

Chuck Waggin: singing Oh, the Bible is a book with about a million pages.
Don't try to read it all at once; you're better off in stages.
Don't drop it on your foot, or your toes are gonna ache.
Keep it clean and neat and warm and dry for goodness' sake.
Oh, the Bible is a book with a zillion million words.
You can read it all in Hebrew, but it's gonna sound absurd.
They were reading it in Jesus' day and we still read it now.
If your Bible's made of leather, it smells sort of like a cow.

Phil Vischer: Alright Ian, tell us. What is the best selling, most influential book of all time?
Ian: Pat the Bunny.
Clive: Ian!
Ian: Goodnight Moon?
Clive: Oh, for heaven's sake.
Ian: Hop on Pop? Green Eggs and Ham?

Clive: "I'll be in the car."

Michael: My Bible has 71 books in it, because I stuck five comic books in the back. "Today we'll be reading from the first book of the Green Lantern."

Sunday school lady: You take the next verse, Magic Flannelgraph! Oh, you're flat. I'd better do it.

Ramses: Admit it Moses, you've always looked up to me.

Moses: Yes but it's not much of a view.

Prince of egypt

Professional Sunday School Teacher: Don't cry, magic flannel board! You'll get mildew.

^I've only watched it once, but… that part was funny. :)^

*Attemped Scottish Accent* "Lying in your bed, many years from now..." -John *Perfect Scottish Accent* "They can take my job, but they can never take my freedom!" -Wallace From _The Widows Might_

My favorite!!! (nice picture, btw)

Looking upon your username, all I can ask is why you would celebrate becoming more proficient at failing.

Looking upon your username, all I can ask is why you would celebrate becoming more proficient at failing.

Rolls eyes

"Don't you worry your pretty little mind, people throw rocks at things that shine" - T-swizzles

"Assuming a sentence rises into the air with the initial capital letter and lands with a soft-ish bump at the full stop [period], the humble comma can keep the sentence aloft all right, like this, UP, for hours if necessary, UP, like this, UP, sort-of bouncing, and then falling down, and then UP it goes again, assuming you have enough additional things to say, although in the end you may run out of ideas and then you have to roll along the ground with no commas at all until some sort of surface resistance takes over and you run out of steam anyway and then eventually with the help of three dots… you stop." –Lynne Truss, Eats, Shoots & Leaves

I love that book. Have you read her opinion of emoticons?

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.'' - Aveline de Grandpré, _Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer_

+Sarcasm+ _Because beating the crap outta people is illegal._

XDDD

Looking upon your username, all I can ask is why you would celebrate becoming more proficient at failing.

I believe my name was, at that time, "An Improving Tennis Failure?" If so… well… that was a bad choice of words. xD

I find these quite comical!

Padmé: "We can't let our love force you out of the Order—"
Anakin: "Force me out of the Order? Was that a pun?"

Obi-Wan: "Anakin, please tell me this isn't another of your patented rescues where we'll require the whole Republic army to get safely away."
Anakin: "No, Master."
Alpha: "Come on, General. Three Jedi and an ARC Trooper against a band of bounty hunters? This is overkill as it is."

Anakin: "Then we decided to come and rescue you."
Obi-Wan: [rolls eyes] "Good job."

Anakin: "All right, but you owe me one, and not for saving your skin for the tenth time."
Obi-Wan: "Ninth time. That business on Cato Neimoidia doesn't… doesn't count."

Anakin: "My powers have doubled since the last time we met, Count."
Dooku: "Good. Twice the pride, double the fall."

Anakin: "I sense Count Dooku."
Obi-Wan: "I sense a trap."
Anakin: "Next move?"
Obi-Wan: "Spring the trap."

Obi-Wan: "Wait a minute! How did this happen? We're smarter than this."
Anakin: "Apparently not."

xD Ah… Star Wars never gets old!!!!

Can't stand Star Wars…especially the second movie.

Can't stand _Star Wars_...especially the second movie.

Original Trilogy was better than the Prequels, I agree. Except for Episode 3, that was pretty boss.

3 is my least favorite (for obvious reasons)…and yet, it was one of the best in my opinion.

3 is my least favorite (for obvious reasons)...and yet, it was one of the best in my opinion.

Episode 2 was only good for the parts with Obi-Wan. That's how I watch it. Because, the DVD/Blu-Ray is conveniently designed so that as soon as you see a mushy Anakin/Padme scene and hit "skip", you immediately go to the beginning of an Obi-Wan scene. And Obi-Wan was pretty awesome in Episode 2.

3 is my least favorite (for obvious reasons)...and yet, it was one of the best in my opinion.

Episode 2 was only good for the parts with Obi-Wan. That's how I watch it. Because, the DVD/Blu-Ray is conveniently designed so that as soon as you see a mushy Anakin/Padme scene and hit "skip", you immediately go to the beginning of an Obi-Wan scene. And Obi-Wan was pretty awesome in Episode 2.

Obi-Wan!!!!!!!! :D Yeah, I agree…
That's a neat contraption! We need one of those!

Can't stand _Star Wars_...especially the second movie.

Original Trilogy was better than the Prequels, I agree. Except for Episode 3, that was pretty boss.

I guess…but there is still so much I can't stand in it, that the whole thing is ruined for me. The first one is the only one I can tolerate.

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.'' - Aveline de Grandpré, _Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer_

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.'' - Aveline de Grandpré, _Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer_

From the part in "The Two Towers" after Aragorn fights with an Orc, falls off a cliff, nearly drowns in a river, manages to ride to Helm's Deep to meet King Théoden, and is met by Legolas.

Legolas: You're late

LOL - Ikr?!

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.'' - Aveline de Grandpré, _Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer_

It's been so long since I've quoted this…..

*From the part in "The Two Towers" after Aragorn fights with an Orc, falls off a cliff, nearly drowns in a river, manages to ride to Helm's Deep to meet King Théoden, and is met by Legolas.* Legolas: You're late

"You look terrible." XD

''One thing is certain; commit injustice in this world, and I'll send you to the next.'' - Aveline de Grandpré, _Assassin's Creed: Liberation Trailer_

It's been so long since I've quoted this.....

"We may be different, with different skills. But when the world is darkest, we fight for the same cause. For we are stronger as a brotherhood. Together."

• Arno, Assassin’s Creed Unity Co-Op Gameplay Trailer

was going through some notes and found these…

Nye: "The universe is expanding, and you wanna know why? Nobody knows why!"
Ham: "Bill…there is a book out there…"

"How did consciousness come from matter?"
Nye: "Don't know. This is a great mystery"
Ham: "There is a book…"

"Favorite color? One word answers please."
Nye: "I would go along with most people and say green…"
"Did I not say one word answer? ONE WORD ANSWER. Mr. Ham, favorite color?"
Ham: "Can I have three word since he had three hundred?"
"You can have three."
Ham: "Observational science, blue."

Teehee!

:D

I remember that! SO AWESOME!