Social chatting #4

A new client had just come in to see a famous lawyer.
"Can you tell me how much you charge?", said the client.
"Of course", the lawyer replied, "I charge $200 to answer three questions!"
"Well that's a bit steep, isn't it?"
"Yes it is", said the lawyer, "And what's your third question?"

(My dad is nothing like this =D )

That one was pretty good. It wasn't about legs so I can't say that it was "lame" and I can't think of anything else wonderfully clever to say about it, so I guess I'll go drink my coffee. (If I approved of emoticons I would put a winky one here.)

LOL!

Wow.

Who is Paul the Apostle's favorite composer?

Uh… Tchaikovsky. Just kidding, I have no idea. :P

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND I'M BACK!

Hey Sam. So what is your name supposed to be?

Why did you leave us without warning???

I can see :P

Office stuff.

Liszt. You have to say it out loud. And I made it up myself, so please think that it is profoundly funny even if it isn't.

Hi.
So am I.
After coffee and some pie.

Okay I get it now.

I'm… uh, lost. What does that have to do with Paul??

Hi Sam!

pie!!!???? we have pie? :O

Hey biblebeebunny!

Hey JJ!

Hey Sarah!

I know…me too

How are you? Still pretty and good? jk I still remember that one… :P

Hey Ian!

I had to find something that rhymed with "Hi" and "I".

Poetic license, and all that.

Could you, uh, explain your riddle? I'm feeling silly for not getting it. :P

Could you, uh, explain your riddle? I'm feeling silly for not getting it. :P

Me too :P

Very!

To quote Sam "AAAAAAAAAND I'M BACK!"

Me too.

Hey Carissa!

Hi Carissa!

Hi Carissa! :D sends you a locked hug

Hey Ian!

Howdy JJ!
Hey Rachel receives hug and sends back a locked hug

Could you, uh, explain your riddle? I'm feeling silly for not getting it. :P

Well, you know that Paul really likes using lists in his books, right? End of Romans 1, beginning of 2 timothy 3 etc. If you say Liszt out loud, it sounds exactly like list.

Welcome back, Carissa! :)

Paul really likes lists. If you don't really know how to say "Liszt" (as in the one who wrote the really famous "Hugarian Rhapsody"), it sounds kind of like "lists". Of course Liszt was born a long time after Paul died…

AAAAAAAAAAAAANNDD, I'm not back, because I don't believe I've ever posted on this thread before today.

unlocks hug Thanks =D How's your studying going?

Ohhhhhhhhhh!

Um… okay. To be blunt… that was about as lame as the camouflage joke. :P

Um... okay. To be blunt... that was about as lame as the camouflage joke. :P

yeah, but lame jokes are an excellent antidote for too much Biblebee studying.

@Sam- ok.

Good jokes are even better ones. ;D

@Nicolas: Thanks :)
@Rachel: My studying is going good.

The real question is: did Jackson make up that himself in middle of cramming before the Bible Bee?
The lame one was lame because it was about pants.
I am on a roll with lame jokes today!

You're welcome. And I'm sure your studying is going WELL too, right? ;P

Good :) How many verses do you have done now?