The Lord of the Rings

Hello everybody! I'm on here just to surprise Sam and Nich-oops, Nicolas.

Well, I'm not surprised just yet–I'll only be surprised if you actually start talking about LOTR! :P

Are you surprised that I spelled your name right?

Not really, since I recently told you how to spell it. I'd be more surprised if you forgot again so quickly. ;P

I see.

So, you just popped in here to spam us LOTR geeks?

No, to scare you. Not spam you. But I do agree with one thing- you are a LOTR geek!

Lol no offense… But I don't think ur scaring them. :P lol

This Thread is way to quiet. I couldn't resist.

it sure is. it's like everything Lotr has already been talked about. :(
Until the Desolation of Smaug comes out… I CAN'T WAIT!! :D

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Did anyone notice that when Bilbo jumps on Azogs Warg his blade isn't blue anymore???????

"The road goes ever on and on.."

"…down from the door where it began."

Are you comeing to nats??? :)

How many verses do you have memorized?

very nasty place, full of enemies.

Orcs don't taste very nice, do they precious?

you give us fish raw and wrrrrrriggling, keep nasty chip.

nice fat hobbitses, always so polite.

"Then we will find it and take it for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

Are you comeing to nats??? :)

@Danielle - I'm not Sarah, but I know that she's not coming. :(

"Then we will find it and take it for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!"

"for us, precious."

"…yes, yes, we meant for us."

Aw. sobs

Precious??? May I know what is up with calling everybody "Precious"????????????

It's the way a character from LOTR talks :)

Oh, okay.

Precious??? May I know what is up with calling everybody "Precious"????????????

It came to us on our birthday, gollum, gollum.

Lol! :)
"Take it off us….. Take it off us…"

48,000 separate pieces of armer where made for the LOTR trilogy.

Precious??? May I know what is up with calling everybody "Precious"????????????

It came to us on our birthday, gollum, gollum.

I don't get it….

It's a quote from the movie. :)

Okay….

Precious??? May I know what is up with calling everybody "Precious"????????????

It came to us on our birthday, gollum, gollum.

I don't get it....

Sorry, like Danielle said it is a quote from the movie. :) I'll try to stop confusing you now. ;)

"Cold be hand, heart and bone, Cold be travelers far from home…"

So, every time I watch or read LOTR (which I very strongly enjoy, let me assure you) I wonder…why on earth didn't the council of Elrond call for one of the eagles and send Frodo to Mordor that way? Seems like it would have saved about two and a half volumes of stress.

''smeagol wants it…give it to poor smeagol!''

Oh, it's okay :)

"Fish, so juicy sweet!"

Here is why, The eagles are selfish creatures that would never help anyone. But they owe Gandalf a debt so they will rescue him when he has no other way out. There r more obvious reasons also like they would probably be seen and shot etc. ;)

Here is why, The eagles are selfish creatures that would never help anyone. But they owe Gandalf a debt so they will rescue him when he has no other way out. There r more obvious reasons also like they would probably be seen and shot etc. ;)

But the eagles came and rescued Frodo out of Mordor. I know they didn't want to help the dwarves in The Hobbit, but I think in a case of the survival of Middle Earth they would know that they had to help or be destroyed with the rest of the good creatures.

I don't see how an eagle is more conspicuous that two Hobbits wandering along the border of Mordor.

Not to seem rude but They are about 1,000 times bigger. :)

True, but they can also fly way WAY up in the air. High enough to not be seen from the ground, except perhaps by elvish eyes. Did you see them take on the Nazgul? The witch king may have been more powerful, but the other eight aren't. (in my opinion.)

Anyway, 'tis just an theory of mine. As long as you don't mind a friendly debate I'm happy to continue, but I don't want to go too far. :)

Just finished watching LoTR, which is why I've been thinking about it.

Ok. ;) eventually they would have to come down though. :) and I doubt that they would want to risk fighting the NAZGUL just to get some silly little Hobbit into an territory where he's likely to get killed anyway on a quest that they were to narrow minded to understand. ;) are u going to nats? :)

Okay, I know I shouldn't be wasting the time to post here, but yesterday my mind somehow came up with this poem. Not having read the books, I'm not sure what it's worth; you all can decide.
By the way, in the second line of the second stanza, there's an accent on the 'sen' of Isengard. So here it is:

« Draw the Knives »
Draw the knives (drop the forks),
Fight the battles and kill the orcs,
Pass the guard at Moria's gates,
That's what Dark Lord Sauron hates.

Cut the webs; panic Shagrat,
While ents knock Isengard flat,
Stab the wraith at Pelennor,
Walk with orcs through dark Mordor!

Dump the Ring in a lava hole,
Break the power of Sauron's soul,
When you're finished if he is whole -
Send him in the Void to roll!
That's what Dark Lord Sauron hates!

EDIT: I've not seen the movies either. For a moment there, I forgot they even existed!

Nice poem, I'm wondering though,if you haven't read the books, or watched the movies, how do you know the story of the Lord of the Rings?

The Mirror of Galadriel, of course…
No. I've learned about it from various places, some of which are: My dad, some of my friends, (Octavius, Sam, and SavedByGrace, mainly), Wikipedia, and the Ardalambion (because I'm more interested in Tolkien's languages than his stories.)

Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!! Now I really wish there was a 'like' button. ;)

blinks You wrote that without having seen the movies or read the books? Uh… I'm impressed. :P

IKR???

New Hobbit trailer suppost to come out tomorrow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! freaking out

New hobbit trailer!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ahhhhh!!!
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filthy tricksy hobbitses!