Your most awkward conversation ever

This is a form for you to post your most awkward conversation ever… do tell!

Hey! I forgot the R! facepalm

I think you can edit it, somehow.

Did it! still learning my way around the remodeled room

bumps into something headfirst. holds face and moans

lol

Oh dear… LOL 8D

What was your most awkward conversation ever? or would it be too awkward to talk about it hehe

I have a lot of awkward conversations, so I don't know where to start…

Mom: "Where did you get that bruise on your knee?"
Me: "From J's toe."
Mom: "What were y'all doing that close to each other?"
Me: "Playing 4square and my ball bounced into his square."
Mom: "And what does J's toe look like?"
Me: "I don't know. I didn't ask him."

That is funny!

J is a boy.

Not saying my most awkward conversation ever. It was at least a year ago (maybe two, can't remember) and I'm still embarrassed about it.

Lolol. Let's just say it involves a certain little sister who doesn't think before she speaks. xP

Haha, I have a little bother who doesn't think before he speaks…

Nope. Sorry. Not saying a word. xP xP

Was it that awkward?

I actually can't think of any… Must have been able to avoid them recently then. (Er, more like have managed to stay out of a lot of conversations in general xP)

@Emily…umm…… No comment? =P ^{sorry xP}

@Matthew- Wasn't that a comment?

@Rosie: He made no comment in a comment, I think? xP xP

The last time I was in a very awkward conversation, the person I was talking to didn't even seem to think it was that awkward :). I guess it wasn't that awkward…but I'm still not posting it on here :).

This is a pretty weird subject. O.o xP

Is this kind of like asking what our most embarrassing moment was? If so, I'm not posting it on a public forum. xP xP

Yeah. Hilariously awkward is one thing, embarrassingly awkward is another. :P

Well, most of my awkward conversations I've attempted to forget. =P Which I haven't been totally successful in doing, lol

With some it's easy to do that, with others, it's not so easy. :(

Yes, I know what you mean. Talking with you about this reminded me of an awkward conversation….the first time I met your older brother and sister, that was, um, awkward…because all we said was "hi" and stood there smiling at each other, and no one said anything else. xP xP ^{Sorry Courtney and Matthew! lol xP}

lol That's a funny one. xD Sometimes remembering "awkward" conversations are fun, sometimes they're not. xP

Haha, yep, now I look back and laugh at it, because now we're good friends! :D xD

xD I "love" it when that happens. :D

A guy who is not a bother: "Do you want to waltz and two-step." Me: "Sure." Couple minutes later… Him: "Well this is harder than they said it would be." Me: "Don't worry I don't know the girls part, I only know the boys." Him: "Yeah, cause there are never enough guys." Me: "Yeah…"

@Rachel - That awkward moment is fun to remember. xD xP

Hehe! Do you remember that? xP

Sort of, though not super clearly. :P

A random guy I was dancing with: "I like you." Me: "Okay." (thinks: Oh dear, bad answer…)

Not my most awkward conversation, but… kind of awkward, because there were other people around…
A boy I know (while going through a food line, talking about guacamole): If you don't like guacamole, I don't like you.
Me: I don't care if you like me or not.
The boy: No, I mean like a friend!
Me: I don't care…
The boy (disappointed): Oh, man.
He was joking though. At least I hope… he made it seems like he was joking.
(Actually, I'm not talking to that kid right now, because I'm mad at him about something. If you want the whole story… ask me, but I won't post it unless you want me to, because it would probably bore lots of people.)

I want to know!

S. The president of our square dance club: "Do you want to dance?"
Me: "Sure"
Him: "Go pick a side, I'll open and pray."
I go pick a side.
A random guy comes up. "You want to dance?"
Me: "Not with you, cause S. asked me first."
Him: "Oh, he'll let me dance with you."
Me: "Not likely."
Him: "Just watch."
He preceded to stand beside me.
S. "Hay! You stole my girl."
Him: "You can dance with her next, you leave her, I'll keep her."
Me: "…"

Okay…
My friend and I were going to practice a piano/violin duet at church. I had never even seen the piano part before, let alone played them… needless to say, we were going to sound terrible. The kid (Tim) knew that we were going to, and he said, "I'm going to go tell everyone you're going to." We all thought he was teasing but still told him not to…. actually we begged him not to. He just laughed and walked away. When we got into the church, a bunch of people asked us, "Okay, where should I sit?" We were like "Huh?" Apparently Tim had told everyone that they had to sit and be an audience… So there were tons of people (mostly kids) that were just sitting there, listening to us sound terrible. After each song, they would mockingly clap….. I HATED it. And Tim knew we would… and that we didn't want him to… so I'm really, really mad at him. Never talking to him again. Last Sunday he came up to me saying "Hannah, I just lost a tooth, blah blah blah" (I can't remember the rest, because I wasn't really listening.) Anyway, I just folded my arms and made myself as tall as I could (We're about the same height) and walked away humming. It was so funny. He was like… "…… oh, you're not talking to me, are you? Because I did that?…….. (awkward silence) Oh, well. Have it your way."
xD
Told you it was boring!

Haha, that's funny. You know you're a lot like I used to be. 8D

No, I didn't know that. But whatever. xP

@Rosie:
It's so awkward when boys you don't even know or barely know ask you to do something like that with you! It's like "Wow, am I really that attractive???"

I've been proposed to before also. xP ^{Seriously… I'm not lying. Ask my family. awkward….}

@Hannah- I been proposed to too… It was awkward. And yes I believe you.

Matthew….(way back a long ways)….Lol, what's that supposed to mean? :P

Hmm. What a good question… I can think of at least three different things it could mean. =P

I'm still trying to forget my most awkward conversation ever… not posting

posts my sister's bio on the G+ Me and the Bee pages, under my username, Rachel Irene
introduces sister as Abigail C—– (my last name)
someone comments and asks "Rachel, did you get married since you have a different last name then Abigail?"
Um….no. =P I reply saying: "Haha, noooo, Irene is my middle name. I just kind of prefer not to have C—- as my public profile name. :P xP"

Ahhh! xP xP Sooo super awkward. xPPP

lol XPPP

That was hilarious, Rachel! :D I was trying really hard not to laugh when Delie told me, since I was brushing my teeth :).