Funny Sibling Quotes

Started by Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
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Courtney M.

That's awful! :-)

Melody has this incredible knack for mixing up her adjectives. Whenever I'm helping her put her clothes on and someone starts to come in the room, she says "Don't come in! I'm modest!"

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Courtney M.

She also says "yesternight" when she means yesterday. It's so cute! We have to hold in our laughter, because she gets offended very easily. We were watching one of our "home videos" a few days ago, from when she was about 15 months old. She was running around and around the circle in the house, and Daddy wanted to video her, but when she saw the camera, she just fell down by the couch and starting crying. I guess she was embarrassed. :-)

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Courtney M.

Lately Harmony has really been enjoying sneaking up on me when I'm in my cubicle and lowering my office chair when I least expect it. When I turn around and look at her, she laughs as if it were the funniest thing in the world. How can I be mad at her, when she's so cute! :-)

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Bethany Meckle

Rick Boyer from Character Concepts told a story at a homeschool convention about his two daughters…

One was about two, and the other was a baby. He and Mrs. Boyer were getting ready for church, and the two girls were on their bed. Well, the baby starts crying, so Mommy says something like, "It's okay, honey, I know you're hungry…" and so on. The two year old starts imitating her, and starts patting her baby sister, saying, "It's okay, I know you're hungry… now shut up!" :D

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Rose Tyler

On our way out of church, Micah (who was three) looks down at the cracked asphalt and says, "Daddy, that ground is cracked! We need to take it to the Creation Museum." Aw, he's so cute!

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Sarah B.

One time there was a crescent moon in the sky and my brother made the comment, "daddy! The moon ball popped!"

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Sarah B.

Big sister: Who will give Little Brother a bath?
Big Brother: NOT I!
Middle sister: NOT I!
Other Middle sister: NOT I!
Middle brother: ME EITHER!”
Big sister: “Then Mommy will do it herself!” to little brother, “go tell Mom you need a bath….”

(Well, I ended up taking care of him because Mommy was busy.)

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Sarah B.

Mom throws down the history book with a mixture of despair and frustration. “ Alright you guys! Tomorrow we’re going to hit history hard!”
Brother whispers to me, “What do we do if history strikes back?”

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biblebee

We're eating supper and Faith is sitting so good in her chair and even chewing with her mouth closed.
David: Faith, you're doing so good.
Ellia: David, don't talk to her…she might start chewing with her mouth open!
David: Ellia…don't give her any ideas…
Just then Faith starts chewing with her mouth open.
David: Faith! Don't chew with your mouth open!
Faith starts crying.
Faith: MOMMY!!!!! I was doing so good and then Ellia gave me ideas!!!

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Jedidiah Diligence Breckinridge III

We've had lots of discussions at our house lately about "extroverts" and "introverts" (since we have several of each in the family.) However, the youngest kids are a bit confused about the meaning. William (6) says he can't go upstairs by himself because he's a extrovert. His definition of extrovert, when questioned, was that he doesn't like to be lonely. Samuel (4) has twisted the meaning even more. We were eating breakfast this morning and he and I were the last ones in the room. Sam said "I'm an extrovert, because I'm not by myself." I said I was an introvert, but he carefully explained that I was also an extrovert. "You see, Sarah, if I'm with you, that means you're with me too." When I left the room he called after me, "now I'm an introvert!"

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Rose Tyler

Sooooo, this wasn't a sibling quote, but I got a kick out of it:
I don't rightly remember who it was or what we were talking about, but I had said, "That's a ??capital?? idea!"
And this other person looked at me like I was from another planet and asks, "Are you homeschooled?" :P

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Jarrett

LOLOL!
We went to Trader Joe when I was like 4. I was walking around and got something to show my mom.

Me: Look mom! It's king Solomon!!!!
Mom: No, that's king SALMON!!

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Courtney M.

Summer is very excited about her birthday. She says "Mama, now that my half-birthday is gone, my birthday will be here soon! (Her birthday is in May). "Mama, is my birthday next?"
"No, first Philip's, then Melody's, then Taylor's, then the new baby's, and THEN yours."
Summer: "Well, I'll be really good until my birthday."
Mama: "I'm glad."
Big sister: "Will you be bad after your birthday?"
Summer, reluctantly: ''Maybe…"

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Rachel the Alaskan

We were walking around Washington, D.C., and Christa (my younger sister) said some sentence with something like "that is excellent!" in it. Dani said, "We're homeschoolers. We talk weird." I rephrased it: "We're homeschoolers. Therefore our speech is somewhat queer." ;D

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Hiruko Kagetane

What is this "queer speech" you speak of? I know of no such thing! The home-educated children I know are always quite benign and never use resplendent language! Preposterous, preposterous I say!

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Hannah W. (Adelaide)

(This is not my sibling but my cousin and her mom/my aunt)

"What do you want to draw, Emily?"
girl thinks really hard "Jesus!!!!"
mom smiles "Ok, what does Jesus look like?"
a couple of minutes later this question come up.
"Mommy, what color is Jesus?"
"What do you think?"
" I think he is brown…like a deer."
mom is puzzled
"Why?"
" 'Cause we say 'deer Jesus' when we pray!"

facepalm lol :) :) :) :) So cute :).

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Sarah B.

After cutting apples all day I slump down in my computer chair and exclaimed, “I’m all apple cut out!”
My sister: “I’m all cut out of apples!”
Mom (laughing): “You to are quite the pear!”
We all started laughing.

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Sarah B.

I was drawing a picture of a girl. My little brother cam over and started watching me… after a while he started digging through my pencil bin (I have a big collection). He found my old eraser and decided he wanted to use it on something. He said, “Sarah, she don’t look very good, can I eraser her?” LOL

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isaiah

this morning my younger sister was looking at a picture of leviathan which I drew, and she exclaimed "dragon fish, dragon fish ??roar??"

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