Jokes :)

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Sarah B.

Once upon a time, there was a little green frog who had a very big mouth.

The frog was hopping down the road when he met a cat. He looked at the cat and then shouted, HI CAT! I’M A BIG MOUTHED FROG, I HAVE A BIG MOUTH WIFE AND A BIG MOUTHED CHILD, AND I’M MIGHTY GLAD TO MEET YOU!”
After talking with the cat for a little while the frog continued down the road.

Then he met a dog. ”HI DOG!” shouted the frog, “I’M A BIG MOUTHED FROG, I HAVE A BIG MOUTH WIFE AND A BIG MOUTHED CHILD, AND I’M MIGHTY GLAD TO MEET YOU!”
The frog and the dog talked for a while then the frog continued down the road.

He met a cow grazing along the road and, even though the answer was obvious, the big-mouthed frog shouted, “I’M A BIG MOUTHED FROG, I HAVE A BIG MOUTH WIFE AND A BIG MOUTHED CHILD, AND I’M MIGHTY GLAD TO MEET YOU!”
They talked for a while and then the frog continued down the road.

He found a large snake coiled in the center of the road and shouted, “HI SNAKE! I’M A BIG MOUTHED FROG, I HAVE A BIG MOUTH WIFE AND A BIG MOUTHED CHILD, AND I’M MIGHTY GLAD TO MEET YOU!”
The snake hissed and looked at him before replying, “I eat little frogs with big mouths.”
The frog blinked, then whispered in a very small voice, ~“Well, what do you know?”~

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Jackson

  1. At what temperature does water freeze?
  2. When is a car not a car?
  3. What do you get when you throw 200 centipedes into the sea?
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Jackson

The answers:

  1. 32 degrees…and every temperature below it.
  2. When it turns into a driveway.
  3. 20,000 legs under the sea.
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InSoloChristo

That's funny!
(And don't go crazy because I understood a Star Wars joke. I get it because I study sentence structure, and Yoda uses the OSV word order.)

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Sarah B.

Didn't know where to put this… but I thought you might be looking for something funny to read here:

Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. Also in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsome hince.

Now this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall. And he invited the people from riles amound, especially the pich reople.
Now Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters, they went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall. But Rindercella couldn't go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags.
So, finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go, so she just cat down and shried. And she was kitten there shrien, when all at once there appeared before her, her gairy mudfather. And he touched her with his wagic mand … and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorses to take her to the bancy fall. But he said, "Now, Rindercella, you be sure and be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"

When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, this prandsome hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' all this time behind a wooden hindow. And Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all dight. And they lell in fove. And all at once, the mid clock struck night. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!

So, the next day this prandsome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Finally he came to Rindercella's house. Well, he tried it on her mugly other and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. It was exactly the sight rize!

So they got married and lived heverly after hapwards. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you go to a bancy fall and you want to have a pransome hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper!

I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!!! ^please don't be mad Margarita!^

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