Jokes :)
Started by Dani(elle)Jackson
Has anyone seen Reverend Fun's cartoons? :D
Sarah B.
Once upon a time, there was a little green frog who had a very big mouth.
The frog was hopping down the road when he met a cat. He looked at the cat and then shouted, HI CAT! I’M A BIG MOUTHED FROG, I HAVE A BIG MOUTH WIFE AND A BIG MOUTHED CHILD, AND I’M MIGHTY GLAD TO MEET YOU!”
After talking with the cat for a little while the frog continued down the road.
Then he met a dog. ”HI DOG!” shouted the frog, “I’M A BIG MOUTHED FROG, I HAVE A BIG MOUTH WIFE AND A BIG MOUTHED CHILD, AND I’M MIGHTY GLAD TO MEET YOU!”
The frog and the dog talked for a while then the frog continued down the road.
He met a cow grazing along the road and, even though the answer was obvious, the big-mouthed frog shouted, “I’M A BIG MOUTHED FROG, I HAVE A BIG MOUTH WIFE AND A BIG MOUTHED CHILD, AND I’M MIGHTY GLAD TO MEET YOU!”
They talked for a while and then the frog continued down the road.
He found a large snake coiled in the center of the road and shouted, “HI SNAKE! I’M A BIG MOUTHED FROG, I HAVE A BIG MOUTH WIFE AND A BIG MOUTHED CHILD, AND I’M MIGHTY GLAD TO MEET YOU!”
The snake hissed and looked at him before replying, “I eat little frogs with big mouths.”
The frog blinked, then whispered in a very small voice, ~“Well, what do you know?”~
Jackson
- At what temperature does water freeze?
- When is a car not a car?
- What do you get when you throw 200 centipedes into the sea?
SavedByGrace
- 32 degrees Fahrenheit…?
- When it's vaporized.
- 200 wet centipedes.
Jackson
The answers:
- 32 degrees…and every temperature below it.
- When it turns into a driveway.
- 20,000 legs under the sea.
Andrew
AHhahahaha. lol
Rose Tyler
Lol!
Ian R.2
Lol!
2 Corinthians 5:17
What is red and goes "Oh Oh Oh"? :P
Ian R.2
Santa falling off the roof? :P
2 Corinthians 5:17
LOL! No, but you are on the right track.
Ian R.2
Santa after he lands in a fireplace that's still lit? :P
2 Corinthians 5:17
I think that be more like "Ow ow ow!" :P
No, it's Santa walking backward :P
How much did Santa pay for his sled?
(BTW! I don't believe in Santa :P )
Ian R.2
Me neither!
I don't know….. I'm stumped on this one!
2 Corinthians 5:17
Nothing! It was on the house :P
Ian R.2
LOL!
2 Corinthians 5:17
How do you scare a snowman?
Ian R.2
I know this one……. Now what was it? Did it have anything to do with the sun?
2 Corinthians 5:17
Noo…
Ian R.2
Then I don't know.
2 Corinthians 5:17
Grab a hair dryer! :P
Ian R.2
Okay I didn't know it! LOL!
Matthew Minica
Haha! That reminds me of another one. What is black and yellow and goes "Zzub, zzub, zzub"??
Jackson
A backwards bee??
Matthew Minica
Correct! I was pretty sure the answer would be given away. :P
Hiruko Kagetane
InSoloChristo
That's funny!
(And don't go crazy because I understood a Star Wars joke. I get it because I study sentence structure, and Yoda uses the OSV word order.)
Sarah B.
Didn't know where to put this… but I thought you might be looking for something funny to read here:
Once apon a time, in a coreign fountry, there lived a geautiful birl and her name was Rindercella. Now, Rindercella lived with her mugly other and two sad bisters. Also in this same coreign fountry, there was a very prandsome hince.
Now this prandsome hince was going to have a bancy fall. And he invited the people from riles amound, especially the pich reople.
Now Rindercella's mugly other and her two sad blisters, they went out to buy some drancy fesses to wear to this bancy fall. But Rindercella couldn't go because all she had to wear were some old rirty dags.
So, finally the night of the bancy fall arrived and Rindercella couldn't go, so she just cat down and shried. And she was kitten there shrien, when all at once there appeared before her, her gairy mudfather. And he touched her with his wagic mand … and there appeared before her, a cig boach and hix white sorses to take her to the bancy fall. But he said, "Now, Rindercella, you be sure and be home before nidmight, or I'll purn you into a tumpkin!"
When Rindercella arrived at the bancy fall, this prandsome hince met her at the door because he had been watchin' all this time behind a wooden hindow. And Rindercella and the prandsome hince nanced all dight. And they lell in fove. And all at once, the mid clock struck night. And Rindercella staced down the rairs, and just as she beached the rottom, she slopped her dripper!
So, the next day this prandsome hince went all over this coreign fountry looking for the geautiful birl who had slopped her dripper. Finally he came to Rindercella's house. Well, he tried it on her mugly other and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on her two sigly usters and it fidn't dit. Then he tried it on Rindercella and it fid dit. It was exactly the sight rize!
So they got married and lived heverly after hapwards. Now, the storal of the mory is this: If you go to a bancy fall and you want to have a pransome hince loll in fove with you, don't forget to slop your dripper!
I DID NOT WRITE THIS!!!! ^please don't be mad Margarita!^
SavedByGrace
xD xD xD
Margaret Eddy
Who are you calling Margarita?
SavedByGrace
Hopefully not you. :P
Hiruko Kagetane
Hopefully not you. :P
Yeah. That's so lame! "Margarine" would be a way better insult!
Margaret Eddy
Have you seen "I can Only Eat Margarine" by Tim Hawkins?
SavedByGrace
Oh, I've heard about it… I was told it's absolutely hilarious. xD
Ian R.2
LOL!
Daughter of the king
What has 4 wheels, and flies?
Jedidiah Diligence Breckinridge III
a car that had the door left open? a car in a third-world country?
Margaret Eddy
The chariot that didn't take Elijah to heaven?
Jedidiah Diligence Breckinridge III
I think chariots usually have two wheels–at least the sunday-school flannel graph version.
Matthew Minica
I'm surprised nobody's got this one yet. I hope Brianna will forgive me for posting the answer: A garbage truck!
2 Corinthians 5:17
facepalm I knew the answer, but couldn't remember it…now I do :P
Sarah
*facepalm* I knew the answer, but couldn't remember it...now I do :P
Ditto! :-P
Dani(elle)
Barachel the Buzzite of the Kindred of Ram
We didn't laugh out loud, but joy we did have.
Daughter of the king
MATTHEW!!!!!!!!!!!!!- How dare you!!!
Daughter of the king
Why do spiders LOVE the internet?
Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
Because it's the World Wide Web!
Daughter of the king
Not quite, but your on the right track! :-)
Daughter of the king
I repeat: Why do spiders love the internet?
Seth W.
I would have guessed the same thing as Eowyn…