Jokes :)

This is the place to post the funny jokes that u know! I like to laugh so I figured there were more than one of us out there. :) they can be a statement, knock knock jokes, ( it's kinda hard to do an interrupting knock knock joke on here. :)) or jokes like 'why did the chicken cross the road, etc. :) Post away!

Uh, Danielle, did you know that there is already a topic created for this purpose?
http://www.memverse.com/forums/forums/general-chat-topics/topics/riddles

Well jokes and riddles r kinda diferent… idk lol :-)

How are they different?

Well a joke is designed to be funny and make u laugh while a riddle is suppost to make u think more. :-) a joke can be a riddle but not all jokes r riddles and vice versa. :-)

However, most jokes tend to just make you groan and not laugh… :P

But being a living joke, don't I make you laugh AND groan?

Haha u guys r making this form a joke. Lol :-) jk

Wow, nine comments and we still haven't come up with a single joke. :P

At my house, my sis and I like to parody lines from movies. Like this one, from the Princess Bride:
"You hear that sound Majesty? Those are the shrieking eels! They always grow louder when they're about to feed on human flesh!"

We Lord-of-the-Rings-ized it, and it became:

"You hear that sound Balrog? That's the shrieking Gandalf! He always grows louder when his sword is about to bite Balrog flesh!"

So y'all can come up with your own!

Haha that's funny how old is ur sister?!

11, 12 soon!

My little brothers 13………. :) jk!

Well yeah he really is 13 :)

Had to think about that for a sec?

I'm sorry just a joke. Lol :) is ur little sister on here?! : 0

Nah, she doesn't have the time. Or the finger dexterity.

I'm not sure what that means….

It's when you can't type fast enough…..or at all. J/K! ;-)

I can't type fast! Lol u have to practice to get used to it lol.

Knock knock
Who's there?
Its.
It's who?
Can't you recognize my voice?

Hey Zach! I haven't seen you around forever!

And my contribution to this thread:
(Oh yeah, read this out loud!)
What does the Prince of Wales, an Orphan, a Bald headed man, and a gorilla have in common?

Answer: The prince of wales is the heir apparent, the orphan has ne'er a parent, a bald headed man has no hair apparent, and a gorilla has a hairy parent!

That one is my personal favorite!

LOL!

laughs

Here's one, there are three types of people in the world, those who can count, and those who can't:)

Haha!

Elanee - I don't get it :/

In my experience there are two types of people in the world: those who are me, and those who aren't. Naturally, the group of those who are me is a bit small……….

@ fili and kili- lol!!
@ Rachel-the joke say there r 3 types of people then goes on to explain 2 so the person telling the joke implies that they can't count! Lol.
@All- their r 2 type off people iin tis world toes who cane spell n thoes ho cann't!!!!

Come on!!! I know where you got that one!!!! And for the record, it never really made much sense to me!

Sorry, I guess my joke telling skills don't really exist:)

How about this one?
There are 10 kinds of people in the world: those who understand binary and those who don't.

What's binary? Lol

Base 2. (I love algebra! Heh-heh. Not.)

Lol I still don't know what that means. :)

In binary, the number 1 is 1, the number 2 is 10, the number 3 is 11, the number 4 is 100, etc.

Wow! I haven't gotten that far yet! Lol.

Lucky Danielle. I wish I haven't gotten this far yet.

yea

There are two kinds of forums on this website: The useful ones, and… the goofy ones.

Yes, and I'm afraid that I post more on the goofy ones. But I'm pretty sure that's how it is with most of us.

How true, how true… And I'm afraid I have to say the same thing as Abi… :P

High-five, SBG!

Lol I think u post on serious ones, Sam never does though. :P

My posts are the useless ones ; )

The goofy ones are so much more fun, though! :-D

Oh yes I know!! :) lol!! :P

Oh wow, did you know that if you say banana really slowly it sounds like gullible?

Hmm… I heard it was orange (although I never tried to find out!).

Really though, gullible is not in the dictionary.

Really you were taken by that one? lol, 'Gullible' really is in the dictionary