Jokes :)

Its more funny for those girls who love to talk…so in other words, my family finds it hilarious xP

xD Yep. And don't get me wrong. I love to talk. You should see me when I really get going. But I don't think I love talking quite as much as some other people do. xP

Here's some:
1. What do cats eat for breakfast?
2. What do eggs do when you tell them good jokes?
3. What did the frying pan say to the egg?

Here's some:
1. What do cats eat for breakfast?
2. What do eggs do when you tell them good jokes?
3. What did the frying pan say to the egg?

1. ….Catnip? idk :P
2. They crack up
3. ??? xD

1. Mice Krispies
2. They crack up
3. Let's get cracking

lol :)

Why did the kid buy fearless socks?

I don't know, sister. What? :)

So he wouldn't get scared out of them? :P

I'm not sure when Rachelle will be on again. She doesn't want me to tell you.

Because… the fear of the Lord makes you holey!!

Ah, so he must be a bully. :)

He is NOT. You can be mean sometimes. No offense.

Here's some:
1. What do cats eat for breakfast?
2. What do eggs do when you tell them good jokes?
3. What did the frying pan say to the egg?

A couple of other ones.
4 How can you get breakfast in bed?
5 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

Knock, knock.

Here's some:
1. What do cats eat for breakfast?
2. What do eggs do when you tell them good jokes?
3. What did the frying pan say to the egg?

A couple of other ones.
4 How can you get breakfast in bed?
5 What do snowmen eat for breakfast?

4 Sleep in the kitchen.
5 Frosted flakes.

lol

Who's there?

Ach.

Ach who?

Bless you!

Haha!

6 How do you know when you've had too much coffee?

You stay awake all night?

You sleep with your eyes open.

Ha Ha! ;D

Knock, knock.

7 What did one pancake say to the other?

Who's there?

I don't know, what?

Who.

7 See you on the flipped side. haha

Who who?

8 What do you call an egg with cowboy boots?

I don't know.

Are you an owl?

Knock, knock.

8 A western omelet. haha

haha

Who's there?

Haha.

Boo.

I don't know if anyone else did this one and it may have some spelling errors…..but this is one of my mom's.

Braxton and Hiccs walk into a bar. Nothing happens.
(HINT: I'm the oldest out of a family of 5 kids)

The answers:

1. What BB family likes to talk about Dave? Davis
2. What BB family grows on trees? Moss
3. What BB family likes Tangled? Flynn
4. What BB family is short and likes to tap dance? Tappendorfs [Tappin' Dwarves]
5. What BB family are woodworkers? Saunders
6. What BB family is beyond gross? Xiques
7. What BB family likes to eat? Chew
8. What BB family enjoys provolone? Ches
9. What BB family follows skeletons? Bontrager [Bone-trackers]
10. What BB family likes the color of sticks? Brown
11. What BB family loves fries? French
12. What BB family is like the capital of Alabama? Montgomery
13. What BB family is never content? Moore
14. What BB family are scaredy-cats? Fierer
15. What BB family likes purple birds? Martin
16. What BB family is the fun size version of crows? Minica [Mini-caw]
17. What BB family makes up everything? Adams [Atoms]
18. What BB family likes to bake? Cooksey
19. What BB family has a desire for food? Craven
20. What BB family mixes shades of white? Crosswhite
21. What BB family makes other girls do things? Forster [Forced her]
22. What BB family has hair? Hair
23. What BB family likes pork? Hamilton
24. What BB family lives on the shore? Harbour
25. What BB family describes hair? Harris
26. What BB family sinks every basket? Hooper
27. What BB family sleeps? Knapp
28. What BB family is equipped for winter? *Mitton
29. What BB family has lots of 5-cent coins? Nichols
30. What BB family’s pork is outdated? Oldham
31. What BB family loves H2O? Waters
32. What BB family never hears "Thank you; that is incorrect."? *Wright
33. What BB family groans five times? The P's :P
34. What BB family makes streets? Rhodes

U forgot about me. We are the oneill family….????????WHYYYYYYY

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

ONLY LOOK IF YOU CAN'T GUESS!
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Just plane chocolate.

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is it?

How do you safely jump off of a 30 foot ladder?

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is it?

Footsteps.

You jump off the first rung?

Just guessing.

How do you safely jump off of a 30 foot ladder?

yeah, probably

The more you take, the more you leave behind. What is it?

No idea, but there are probably multiple answers lol

What grows up as it grows down?

A goose, right? (Although I suppose any other bird would do, XD)

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap 2. You can't count your hair 3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out 4. You just tried no. 3 6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog 7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled 8. You skipped no. 5 9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5 10. I love these things!

I TTLY did all that. Lol :)

Me too!! I read down the list, and when I got to no. 3, I tried it. I looked at no. 4 and laughed out loud. At no. 6 I laughed even harder. At no. 7 I laughed even harder. At no. 8 I laughed even harder, then looked back and saw that there was no no. 5. At no. 9 I laughed even harder. At no. 10, I just shook my head and kept laughing. :D :D

Actually, there is a no. 5 now. They must have added one lol

10 Fun Facts 1. You can't wash your eyes with soap 2. You can't count your hair 3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out 4. You just tried no. 3 6. When you did no. 3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog 7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled 8. You skipped no. 5 9. You just checked to see if there is a no. 5 10. I love these things!

I TTLY did all that. Lol :)

Me too!! I read down the list, and when I got to no. 3, I tried it. I looked at no. 4 and laughed out loud. At no. 6 I laughed even harder. At no. 7 I laughed even harder. At no. 8 I laughed even harder, then looked back and saw that there was no no. 5. At no. 9 I laughed even harder. At no. 10, I just shook my head and kept laughing. :D :D

Actually, there is a no. 5 now. They must have added one lol

Why are there those random numbers in this joke? I mean like the extra threes and the fives.

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What does it look like if you have really good eyesight? (this is rlly bad :P)
Se……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………e

It looks like you are saying things like, "when you did no," "you skipped no", and things like that. If you want to say a number, it's #. I will correct the mistakes.

10 Fun Facts.
#1. You can't wash your eyes with soap.
#2. You can't count your hair.
#3. You can't breathe through your nose, with your tongue out.
#4. You just tried to. :)
#6. When you tried to do #3 you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog.
#7. You're smiling right now, because you were fooled. :D
#8. You skipped #5.
#9. You just checked to see if there is a #5.
#10. I love these things!

That looks better, doesn't it?

I guess so.

Sorry, didn't mean to come off like that.