MV Government

Okay. I fainted and he stuck a stick of TNT in my mouth. I woke up and kicked him, so he fell down. I ran out of the room, and he tried to follow me. He missed the door and ran into the wall. Then the TNT exploded and made a hole in the floor. That was just one of the times...

The way I see it, Roy's guilty of attempting explosive facial surgery without a licence. He's fined 50 chimichangas. Case closed!

Whew. Thanks!! What are "chimichangas" anyway?

A very tasty type of burrito. :)

Ummmm...I don't think _I'll_ ever want to do anything bad. If you're giving them to him, than I don't think I'd want any. Ever.

He's _fined_. Means he pays *us*, 50 chimichangas. :P

*Begins handing you chimichangas* 5. 6. 7. *eats one* 8. 9. 10.............

opens mouth
Hay throw them over here!

Okay. I fainted and he stuck a stick of TNT in my mouth. I woke up and kicked him, so he fell down. I ran out of the room, and he tried to follow me. He missed the door and ran into the wall. Then the TNT exploded and made a hole in the floor. That was just one of the times...

The way I see it, Roy's guilty of attempting explosive facial surgery without a licence. He's fined 50 chimichangas. Case closed!

Whew. Thanks!! What are "chimichangas" anyway?

A very tasty type of burrito. :)

Ummmm...I don't think _I'll_ ever want to do anything bad. If you're giving them to him, than I don't think I'd want any. Ever.

He's _fined_. Means he pays *us*, 50 chimichangas. :P

*Begins handing you chimichangas* 5. 6. 7. *eats one* 8. 9. 10.............

*opens mouth* Hay throw them over here!

Ok…. begins throwing some to you 15. 16. 17……..I'm not responsible if Sam doesn't get them

Okay. I fainted and he stuck a stick of TNT in my mouth. I woke up and kicked him, so he fell down. I ran out of the room, and he tried to follow me. He missed the door and ran into the wall. Then the TNT exploded and made a hole in the floor. That was just one of the times...

The way I see it, Roy's guilty of attempting explosive facial surgery without a licence. He's fined 50 chimichangas. Case closed!

Whew. Thanks!! What are "chimichangas" anyway?

A very tasty type of burrito. :)

Ummmm...I don't think _I'll_ ever want to do anything bad. If you're giving them to him, than I don't think I'd want any. Ever.

He's _fined_. Means he pays *us*, 50 chimichangas. :P

*Begins handing you chimichangas* 5. 6. 7. *eats one* 8. 9. 10.............

*opens mouth* Hay throw them over here!

Ok.... *begins throwing some to you* 15. 16. 17........I'm not responsible if Sam doesn't get them

catches them in my mouth

Okay. I fainted and he stuck a stick of TNT in my mouth. I woke up and kicked him, so he fell down. I ran out of the room, and he tried to follow me. He missed the door and ran into the wall. Then the TNT exploded and made a hole in the floor. That was just one of the times...

The way I see it, Roy's guilty of attempting explosive facial surgery without a licence. He's fined 50 chimichangas. Case closed!

Whew. Thanks!! What are "chimichangas" anyway?

A very tasty type of burrito. :)

Ummmm...I don't think _I'll_ ever want to do anything bad. If you're giving them to him, than I don't think I'd want any. Ever.

He's _fined_. Means he pays *us*, 50 chimichangas. :P

*Begins handing you chimichangas* 5. 6. 7. *eats one* 8. 9. 10.............

*opens mouth* Hay throw them over here!

Ok.... *begins throwing some to you* 15. 16. 17........I'm not responsible if Sam doesn't get them

*catches them in my mouth*

Or the condition they arrive in. he'll probably ask you to spite them out.

Put the rest of them here. *holds out a bag*

okay…….20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40…. 41 falls on the floor

Put the rest of them here. *holds out a bag*

okay.......20 21 22 23 24 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35 36 37 38 39 40.... *41 falls on the floor*

dumps the bag in my mouth

Yes ma'am.

Where am I in the MV government??

About whatever's in the bag. I -won't- might not take any.

I am he that walks unseen…

Nope!

:)

Why did it get deleted in the first place?

Why did it get deleted in the first place?

I think because Sarah wanted Sam to make it. :)

Ah, okay.

MV Court Jester: Rosie

Continued dislike

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

^LIKE Hey! Anyone want to be "Kingess"??? jk

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

^*LIKE* Hey! Anyone want to be "Kingess"??? jk

Me! xP

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

Says jokingly Yeah…I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

^*LIKE* Hey! Anyone want to be "Kingess"??? jk

I'm afraid the king wouldn't allow it though…

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

^*LIKE* Hey! Anyone want to be "Kingess"??? jk

Me! xP

Okay! What are you again? hopes you aren't the Court Moat Diver

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

LOL!

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

Nooo…queen isn't the center of attention ^thankfully!^. The princess is. :)

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

Nooo...queen isn't the center of attention ^thankfully!^. The princess is. :)

Hmmm….

Says jokingly Yeah! I want to be the mother of the center of attention! xD

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

Nooo...queen isn't the center of attention ^thankfully!^. The princess is. :)

Hmmm.... *Says jokingly* Yeah! I want to be the mother of the center of attention! xD

That's rather awkward… ^especially with Sam as king. :P^ xP

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

Nooo...queen isn't the center of attention ^thankfully!^. The princess is. :)

Hmmm.... *Says jokingly* Yeah! I want to be the mother of the center of attention! xD

That's rather awkward... ^especially with Sam as king. :P^ xP

You just had to say it…I hadn't even thought of that. ^Awkward. :P :P^ Facedesk

We ought to have a Wicked Uncle who is Plotting for the Throne for whom the Assassin is working.

And, by the way, I thought I was the punctuation police.

My queen!

Yes, that too.

Ah, yes, That too.

I didn't see an MV Knight of Mischief… :-/

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

Nooo...queen isn't the center of attention ^thankfully!^. The princess is. :)

Hmmm.... *Says jokingly* Yeah! I want to be the mother of the center of attention! xD

That's rather awkward... ^especially with Sam as king. :P^ xP

You just had to say it...I hadn't even thought of that. ^Awkward. :P :P^ *Facedesk*

LOL! Yeah…but I'm kinda used to that stuff… :P facedesk

Perhaps they think we should create whole other thread for MV Mischief Government. Sort of like how the Mafia has an entirely different government than the regular one (at least, I assume that is how it works).

Um… sorry to correct you, but it's spelled "Mafia". :)

Thank you. My point is proved: I am not a spelling police.

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

Nooo...queen isn't the center of attention ^thankfully!^. The princess is. :)

Hmmm.... *Says jokingly* Yeah! I want to be the mother of the center of attention! xD

That's rather awkward... ^especially with Sam as king. :P^ xP

You just had to say it...I hadn't even thought of that. ^Awkward. :P :P^ *Facedesk*

LOL! Yeah...but I'm kinda used to that stuff... :P *facedesk*

But I am not! :P

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

^*LIKE* Hey! Anyone want to be "Kingess"??? jk

I'm afraid the king wouldn't allow it though...

As King, I could have the Assassins kill you all. I mean, look at them! Think they'd hesitate?

No more arguing about titles! I have given them!

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

^*LIKE* Hey! Anyone want to be "Kingess"??? jk

I'm afraid the king wouldn't allow it though...

As King, I _could_ have the Assassins kill you all. I mean, look at them! Think they'd hesitate? No more arguing about titles! I have given them!

No we wouldn't hesitate, but we should just assassinate you right now.

As King, I _could_ have the Assassins kill you all. I mean, look at them! Think they'd hesitate?

Excuse me, my king, but I must correct you on your grammar. In the second sentence listed above, you have improperly spoken a fragment. At the beginning of the sentence you should have inserted the words, "Do you" before the verb "think." You might try to argue that these words were assumed, but that is hardly an adequate reason for failing to employ them where they needed to be employed.

Approacheth now the Count of Nobility and Eloquence! * Much blaring of trumpets and cheering of paid actors *

Indubitably, your most glorious majesty, as hath said the most esteemed and noble court grammatician, thou hast overstepped thy bounds in the area of linguistic prowess. With the utmost of my respect and sincere allegiance, if thou (or anyone who dost hear) desirest to gain a better understanding of courtly language and (my apparent specialty) bearing, thou wouldst to well to heed my own instruction.

1. Always heed the great grammatical and spelling masters of the court. Masters they are and quick to sting at the slightest trip.

2. Teach thyself the blade, yet not with any of those infamous two-handed swords. Thou oughtst to learn the rapier or the foil, and so make skill alone the deciding factor. It also is much more noble than poison and other such devious measures and devices.

3. Buy thyself a cool cape. I know not the real utility to such a device but it looks cool and make one appear fashionable, mysterious, and especially elegant.

I must put a bar across my roaming words. So much there is to say in teaching the noble and elegant ways. And to all who may yet cast their eyes upon this post, I hope to deliver unto you all some more tips and knowledge on how to acquire for yourselves dignity and honor and all the awesomeness that was contained within the knights of the round table.

Fare ye well! The count retires for the night. * trumpets sound and much overdramatic waving is seen, probably by the paid actors *

can't stop laughing

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

^*LIKE* Hey! Anyone want to be "Kingess"??? jk

I'm afraid the king wouldn't allow it though...

As King, I _could_ have the Assassins kill you all. I mean, look at them! Think they'd hesitate? No more arguing about titles! I have given them!

I am demanding that mine be changed. You know it is not true, and it has to be accurate.

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

^*LIKE* Hey! Anyone want to be "Kingess"??? jk

I'm afraid the king wouldn't allow it though...

As King, I _could_ have the Assassins kill you all. I mean, look at them! Think they'd hesitate? No more arguing about titles! I have given them!

You wouldn't dare do that!!! Okay, I'll stop!

@Rosie: True…

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

Nooo...queen isn't the center of attention ^thankfully!^. The princess is. :)

*gasps* She is???

When you're on all the time it's kinda hard to not be the center of attention. ;)

MV Court Jester: Rosie

*Continued dislike*

We could switch positions. :)

*Says jokingly* Yeah...I want to be the center of attention! xD ^As if! x)^

Nooo...queen isn't the center of attention ^thankfully!^. The princess is. :)

*gasps* She is???

When you're on all the time it's kinda hard to not be the center of attention. ;)

Well, yeah, I guess.....but other people could be on all the time!! They just aren't...

Maybe cause they're a little busier than you. ;)

Someone needs to be on all the time to keep law and order, you know. :P

Heh.

Someone needs to be on all the time to keep law and order, you know. :P

Heh.

*sighs* Yup, it's a hard job.

I think that's the kings job. ;P

Someone needs to be on all the time to keep law and order, you know. :P

Heh.

*sighs* Yup, it's a hard job.

I think that's the kings job. ;P

But he is hardly ever here!!!! So.....that leaves me. :P I wish he was here more often....

Heh. Go ahead. :P

You sound like you want him to be mean to you! :P

You could address him on his IY page. :)

There. Better?

Yeah, sure. :) I was teasing you, too… :P I knew what you meant. :P

^Good. :D I thought you did. :P^