MV Government

Your Majesty, I have a question. Can Aidan be your ^undercover^ Bodyguard, secret agent, special ops, or something like that? He is perfect for the job. He's light, thin, and very quiet. My other question: Will you be mean to me? Everyone is saying you will, but I don't think so. Just wanted to clear it up. That is all! Your Servant, Princess Amara G.

I have Assassins for that. But, I shall consider your request.

I cannot speak for my future self.

King Sammy

Your Majesty, I have a question. Can Aidan be your ^undercover^ Bodyguard, secret agent, special ops, or something like that? He is perfect for the job. He's light, thin, and very quiet. My other question: Will you be mean to me? Everyone is saying you will, but I don't think so. Just wanted to clear it up. That is all! Your Servant, Princess Amara G.

I have Assassins for that. But, I shall consider your request. I cannot speak for my future self. King Sammy

Why not??? *cries*

pats your shoulder

Relax. You're Princess. Remember? Compose yourself, madam!

Your Majesty, I have a question. Can Aidan be your ^undercover^ Bodyguard, secret agent, special ops, or something like that? He is perfect for the job. He's light, thin, and very quiet. My other question: Will you be mean to me? Everyone is saying you will, but I don't think so. Just wanted to clear it up. That is all! Your Servant, Princess Amara G.

I have Assassins for that. But, I shall consider your request. I cannot speak for my future self. King Sammy

Why not??? *cries*

*pats your shoulder* Relax. You're Princess. Remember? Compose yourself, madam!

*stops crying* I know, but it's hard!

Suck it up princess!

Perhaps they think we should create whole other thread for MV Mischief Government. Sort of like how the Mafia has an entirely different government than the regular one (at least, I assume that is how it works).

We should TOTALLY do that!

Since when did you become so niceee??? :P

Since when did you become so niceee??? :P

^Decides to join in^

Since when did you become so niceee??? :P

I just realized that we are lacking one of the most important positions in the royal government! WHERE IS THE ROYAL COOK!?!?!
EDIT - We could use a royal surgeon as well.

*WHERE IS THE ROYAL COOK!?!?!*

Right here! Kingess of the kitchen! At your service! xD

Right here! Kingess of the kitchen! At your service! xD

Do you take orders?

Orders 50 chimichangas

pulls up to the drive-through window

I need a double cheeseburger and hold the lettuce!
I'm not done, son–no seeds on the bun!
We be up in this drive-through to order for two!
Got a cravin' for a number 9 like my shoe!
Need some chicken included in this dizzle
For rizzle my nizzle!
Extra salt on the frizzle!
Dr. Pepper–yepper, yepper–for a drink, my brother,
Another for my mother: double double super size;
And don't forget the fries!

(I altered that slightly from an anonymous source.)

LOL!!!! (for real)

*Orders 50 chimichangas*

Amen!

*EDIT* - We could use a royal surgeon as well.

Gotcha covered Man! tomahawk chop!

*EDIT* - We could use a royal surgeon as well.

Gotcha covered Man! *tomahawk chop!*

I see someone else is a SAO fan…and likes impersonating me. Most likely Nate. :P

:D

*EDIT* - We could use a royal surgeon as well.

Gotcha covered Man! *tomahawk chop!*

I see someone else is a SAO fan...and likes impersonating me. Most likely Nate. :P

Its my death blow!

Can I be on here?

*EDIT* - We could use a royal surgeon as well.

Gotcha covered Man! *tomahawk chop!*

Its my death blow!

How many fools may we kill today? King Sam, please don't get in our way

Hmm… the Court Hay baler? Oh! I know, the Stable girl! ^If you don't like that we can think of something else. Personally, I would like that!^

Can I be on here?

Bacon owner?

Hmm... the Court Hay baler? Oh! I know, the Stable girl! ^If you don't like that we can think of something else. Personally, I would like that!^

Ok perfect!! ^no it is fine, I would like to be the stable girl!! :)^

Yes?

Yes?

We _need_ you badly!!!

Need me to do what?

Yes?

We _need_ you badly!!!

_Need_ me to do what?

Need you to reply to emails! Cuz you never do!

Yes?

We _need_ you badly!!!

_Need_ me to do what?

_Need_ you to reply to emails! Cuz you _never_ do!

I did. :)

Yes?

We _need_ you badly!!!

_Need_ me to do what?

I think she wanted to tell you about Carissa attempt to knife her yesterday.

Yes?

We _need_ you badly!!!

_Need_ me to do what?

Everything!!!!!!!! It's about Roy and me. Again. *sighs*

Relax. It's Roy's way of saying he likes to hang out with you. Ask him to give you some knife throwing lessons. He'll be happy. :)

Yes?

We _need_ you badly!!!

_Need_ me to do what?

Everything!!!!!!!! It's about Roy and me. Again. *sighs*

Relax. It's Roy's way of saying he likes to hang out with you. Ask him to give you some knife throwing lessons. He'll be happy. :)

It's a long story. I--I--I--

You…what?

I was cold, so Roy gave me his coat. But--but--but--it got ridged so I couldn't move. Then Carissa cut it off me. And he says that she was trying to knife me. But she wasn't!! *cries*

looks upward, then back to you

You need to stop taking things so seriously, Amara. Roy likes to do this to you because he knows you'll cry.

hands you a knife

Ask Roy to show you the best way to stab that practice dummy over there. I'm sure he has a few ideas. :)

I was cold, so Roy gave me his coat. But--but--but--it got ridged so I couldn't move. Then Carissa cut it off me. And he says that she was trying to knife me. But she wasn't!! *cries*

*looks upward, then back to you* You need to stop taking things so seriously, Amara. Roy likes to do this to you because he knows you'll cry. *hands you a knife* Ask Roy to show you the best way to stab that practice dummy over there. I'm sure he has a few ideas. :)

But why would he want to be so mean??? *pouts* Okay.

He's having fun with you. Relax, Princess. :)

I was cold, so Roy gave me his coat. But--but--but--it got ridged so I couldn't move. Then Carissa cut it off me. And he says that she was trying to knife me. But she wasn't!! *cries*

*looks upward, then back to you* You need to stop taking things so seriously, Amara. Roy likes to do this to you because he knows you'll cry. *hands you a knife* Ask Roy to show you the best way to stab that practice dummy over there. I'm sure he has a few ideas. :)

But why would he want to be so mean??? *pouts* Okay.

He's having fun with you. Relax, Princess. :)

I'll try. Oh, I was wondering: seeing how much I cry, how can you have so much patience with me?

As King, I have a responsibility to you, and to God, to be a good influence, and a Godly example. :)

I was cold, so Roy gave me his coat. But--but--but--it got ridged so I couldn't move. Then Carissa cut it off me. And he says that she was trying to knife me. But she wasn't!! *cries*

*looks upward, then back to you* You need to stop taking things so seriously, Amara. Roy likes to do this to you because he knows you'll cry. *hands you a knife* Ask Roy to show you the best way to stab that practice dummy over there. I'm sure he has a few ideas. :)

But why would he want to be so mean??? *pouts* Okay.

He's having fun with you. Relax, Princess. :)

I'll try. Oh, I was wondering: seeing how much I cry, how can you have so much patience with me?

As King, I have a responsibility to you, and to God, to be a good influence, and a Godly example. :)

Oh, okay. *grins* Do you think Roy will want to show me?

Assassins can't resist playing with knives. :)

Sam? Can you add some people to the list?

Sam? Can you add some people to the list?

Yes, big sister! Give me the names and they shall be added! :D

Wait, you don't think he'll try to knife me, will you? It sounds just like him to do that...

He won't. And even if he did, he wouldn't be serious. :)

Thank you, little brother!
Hannah B. as the stable girl
Emma (you find something she can be)
:)

If you don't mind, Amara, can we keep random chatting for the SC and IY pages? Thanks! It would be less confusing for the rest of us.

Oh, will you be at the quiz at 4:00 p.m. today??? ^I hope so....^ :D https://www.memverse.com/live_quiz/31

shrugs

Maybe.

Maybe you could go complain on Sam's IY page. But if you really don't like it I can ask my brother to stop teasing you.

Maybe you could go complain on Sam's IY page. But if you really don't like it I can ask my brother to stop teasing you.

Blah! And who, may I ask, gives you jurisdiction over the DP corps?

Perhaps it was the same who gave me 'jurisdiction' to ask you to remove that thread you made the other day. By the way, thank you for doing. :)

Maybe you could go complain on Sam's IY page. But if you really don't like it I can ask my brother to stop teasing you.

Blah! And who, may I ask, gives you jurisdiction over the DP corps?

She's Kingess. :P

^no, I don't mind. Anyway, it gives me something to do. :)^

^As I thought. :)^

@Amara - i LOVE ur profile picture! :D :D go guns!!!

Is that an AR15 or AK47? Looks like an AR15. No red dot? ;-)

Oh, sweet. You have a license to legally shoot that?

Oh, sweet. You have a license to legally shoot that?

Its airsoft.