Riddles

Because he was running from Colonel Sanders, of course! :D

Reply me on SC#2, you have not.

There are 99 coins on the floor. How many can you put in an empty chest?

One… then it's not empty any more. :)

Yep! :D

Why did the bubblegum cross the street?

So he wouldn't get stepped on by the man coming towards him…
:P I made that up

It stuck to someone's shoe.

Or the chicken's foot.

Why did the turkey cross the street?

It was the chicken's day off.

You're right! What is a thesaurus's favorite breakfast?

Should I say the answer?

A dinasaur? Lol except u really can't eat them…..

Nope…a synonym roll!!

Lol

Ha ha! I was wondering! I was trying to come up with the answer and I felt really dumb because I couldn't!

why didn't the chicken cross the street ?

Very funny

Cause he was being chased by a dinosaur.

Why did the hornet cross the street?

Because the waspital was on the other side.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To see the builder lay bricks. :)

Why did the fish cross the ocean? :)

Uh….to get to the other side? :P

Nope…to get to the other tide!! :D

Why did the chicken jump off the cow?

He was sick of life. ;P JK :)

Ha ha. No, but really, she was trying to get to the udder side.

lol :)

Wow, this page needs rescuing!

To get back on topic… What language is always completing things?

Russian?

No, but pretty close!

Is it Finnish? :)

Yep!!

Which language likes ice cream?

Hey, don't answer my riddles for me! :-)
Jackson- Is it Icelandic?

Not quite… :)

The answer is Maltese! :}

I don't get it..

Like a malt…Maltese… :)

What is purple and wears a mask?

A purple mask-wearer?

Nope!

You have been sentenced to death, but you get to pick the room that you want to die in, the first one is burning down. The second one has a firing squad in it, and the third one has three lions that haven't eaten in five years, which room do you pick if you want to survive?

Huh?

The one with the dead lions in it!

The room you are in. (At Worldview Academy Bill Jack asked us to solve this riddle, and we would win points for our color team.)

That's right! If the lions haven't eaten in five years they would be dead!

facepalm Right!