Riddles

Oh, you asked a different question! I get it now.

You've been to world view academy and met Bill Jack?! NOT fair! JK! although I think I'm a little bit jealous.

You can sign up for Worldview Academy, and you might be able to see him. It all depends which team goes to which Academy since there a several across the United States.

I've never met him, but I saw him speaking in Sevierville in 2010!

Cool! I also saw Paul Jordan, and Mike Schutt there, and last year a different team was at that camp, and even though I wasn't signed up my sister was, and when we went to pick her up we met Mark Bertrand.

It has a golden head.
It has a golden tail.
But it doesn't have a body.
What is it?

A gold coin or a gold-colored coin?

Yup! :)

1. I'm as light as a feather, but the strongest men can't hold me for much more than a minute. What am I?

2. If your sock drawer has 6 black socks, 4 brown socks, 8 white socks, and 2 tan socks, how many socks would you have to pull out in the dark to be sure you had a pair?

3. I’m the part of the bird that’s not in the sky. I can swim in the ocean and yet remain dry. What am I?

EDIT: yeah, Zachary, the first one is breath. :)

1. Breath
2. Five
3. A bird's shadow

I have no idea about no. 2. But is no. 3 the bird's shadow??!

A cooked goose?! That makes no sense, you'll have to explain if that is the right answer.

Yes, no. 3 is the bird's shadow. :) Want me to tell you the answer to 2?

I was just kidding about the cooked goose….the answer is a bird's shadow. I've heard that it is a duck's feather also

Answer to no. 2 = Two, no one said they have to match! :D

That's a good one, Jackson! Very funny =)

LOL!!!!

What is worse than finding a worm in a apple?

Finding half of a worm:( Yuck!

Finding half a worm

When things go wrong, what can you always count on? :)

Chuck Norris

You are in a one story mansion and the kitchen is yellow the bedroom is blue the bathroom is red the dining room is green,what are the stairs?

I've already heard this joke… :D should I say the answer?

sure! :D

The key to this riddle is only if you say it, not write it!

Okay! There are no stairs because it's a one-story house! ;) I really like that joke. :D

Yeah, it works better if you say it. :)

The answer to my riddle was: Your fingers. :D

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That's good…but my answer was true

Okay!

I know! Imagine climbing a cliff and then the rock your climbing on breaks and you start to fall…what do u do?

I've heard one like this, too… :D Stop imagining!! :D

lol

Great job making 120th!

Here's an "encyclopedia brown" kind of story that I made up for you to figure out! :P

One day kid detective Joe Brown was walking along the dirt road when he saw Ronald Jenson. Ronald Jenson was a bully, and usually tricked the kids of the neighborhood to get some money. When Joe approached Ronald, Ronald shouted to him,
"Hey Joe! I got first place in the bible bee!"
"Really?" Joe said back. "Tell me your story."
"Well, I was at home looking at the computer to see what place I got. I refreshed, and it was about to tell me, when the internet connection went out! I quickly went to memverse.com and told the biblebeebunny to tell me what I got, and he said I got first. So there you have it!"
"Sorry, Ronald," replied Joe. "But you are lying. And I can prove it."

HOW DID JOE KNOW RONALD WAS LYING?

He couldn't have gone to memverse.com because his internet connection went out. :)

He got 1st in the local bee?

Thanks! Great job on getting 5th!!!

Ian-Yup! :)

Nice joke!

lol, that's pretty good! =D

I think you ment to say "memverse.com" not "members.com" :-)

Auto-correct does that when I type memverse a lot of the time. :)

Actually I think Jackson edited his after I typed mine in. His said members.com before I posted. :) BTW, I don't have auto-correct. I'll edit it though. :)

If the fear of heights is acrophobia, and the fear of cats is ailurophobia, and the fear of a duck watching you is anatidaephobia, what is the fear of Chuck Norris?

And @ biblebeebunny: Is the answer "Stop imagining"?

Common sense

Correct! (I heard it as "logic", but that's about the same thing.)

Chuck Norris and Superman once had a fight on a bet: the loser had to start wearing his underwear on the outside of his pants.
Chuck Norris got bit by a rattlesnake, and after 5 days of pain and agony, the snake died.
Chuck Norris once threw a grenade and killed 100 people. Then it exploded.
When Chuck Norris was born he: slapped the doctor, drove his mom home.

I heard all of those except the last one. Those are hilarious!

When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's not pushing himself up, he's pushing the world down.