Riddles

cowers under your scowl and mutters What was what for? I was just looking at these other topics and replied…

Why you make him think he funny. That fill man up with big ideas of comedian, joker(heaven knows we have enough of those), and laughing stock!

quadruple facedesk I have no words for your comment…

Oh yeah??? Prove it.

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You are traveling down a path, and you come to a fork in the path. There are 2 people standing there. One of them always tells the truth, and the other always lies. You can only ask them one question, and you have To ask them both the same question. What is the question you ask To figure out which way to go?

What path would the other person tell me to take?

What do you mean?

That's what you ask. If you ask that of the person who tells the truth, he'd tell you what path the one who lies would tell you to take. Then you take the other path, which would be safe. If you ask the one that lies, he'd tell you the path the one that tells the truth would tell you not to take, therefore telling you that the other path is safe.

Otherwise you could tell them both that you're going to take the fork, and whoever wants it will have to come get it. :P

I thought it would take longer than that to figure out. Anyway, you are right.

Awesome! Do I get a cookie?

I don't have any.

Chimichanga?

Right back at ya!

You're in a room with no windows, no doors. There's cement walls, ceiling, etc. All you have is a bed, a penguin, and a cement breaker. How do you get out?

Um…..my give up!

Use the cement breaker to break the walls?

Aw…how'd you guess?! JK ;)

Lol! :)

There's a variant of this riddle that I heard once. It's the same idea, but instead of one path being safe and the other not safe, one leads to Truth City and the other leads to Liar City. There is one person from each city at the fork in the road, but you don't know which one came from which city. You want to visit Truth City, but you can only ask one question of only one person to find out the path to take. Now, what question do you ask?

"Why can I only ask you one question, and why can't I question the other guy?"

LOL… How would that help you get to Truth City, though? :P

You point at one of the roads and ask "is this the road to your city?" If it is the road to Truth, the answer will be "yes" no matter who you ask. (truth teller would say yes, liar would also say yes) if it is the road to Liar the answer will be "no."

That's right! Another way to do it would be "Which road leads to the city you are from?" :)

Mr. Jones was going into a store. All of the windows were closed, all the doors were locked, and the car was empty. When Mr. Jones came back, he found a random cat inside that he didn't know. How did the cat get in?

Was the cat in his car or in the store?

In the car :)

OK………………. hesitates- um….. through the engine?

LOL! Nope. :D

Well then I have NO idea.

Did he come in through the trunk? Or would that be counted as a door?

I wonder…………….

Nope, he didn't come through the trunk… :D

Do you want the answer?

YES! We've been waiting! :P

it's the doors and windows of the store that are shut and locked??

You're trapped in the room with a bunch of man and woman and child and dog and cat-eating lightbulbs: the only weapon you have is a cell phone. What do you do?

YES!!!!!!

Call for help?………….. No that can't be it, can it?

No, do nothing. let yourself be killed. "resist not evil"

Haha! :-P

TELL US!!!!!!!!!! WERE IN SUSPENSE!!!!!!!!!!

Oh, sorry! :P The car was a convertible :D

That is the answer!

naw, we're lying! CALL US, OF COURSE! DEADPOOL SAVES THE DAY! (and gets lots of money, of course) DEADPOOL IS A HERO!

Oohhhhhh!!!!

You put it on the table, cut it, then pass portions around. It isn't food. What is it?

Hmm…. could it be some sort of game? Or maybe playdough?

I know what it is!!! I've heard similar jokes before though :)

Cards?

I don't think so- maybe, but probably not.- You cut it, remember? :-P

Yup! :)

@Brianna- you cut the deck.