Riddles

How many feet are in a field that has 230 cow, 46 sheep, 3 dogs, 98 donkeys, and a farmer?

2?

Last one, A tree?

The first one is it as towel?

1. A towel
2. The outside
3. ??
4. As many as there are. :P
5. ??
6. A lightbulb?
7. A tree

For number three: None. There's no such thing as a mama bull. :)

For number six: A candle.

1. A Towel
2. The Outside
3. ??
4. 2?

A towel!
The outside!
There is no such thing as a mama bull!
I've heard this one before…can't remember the answer :P
Uh..
Uh…
A tree???

Number 4 is one that hasn't been answered correctly yet, so I'll answer that one. There are exactly 1,510 feet in a field with that number of creatures. :P I don't know about number 5.

Everybodys answers are correct, except Matthew Minica's and the person who said lightbulb. The correct answer to the riddle that someone guessed a lightbulb on is a candle. Matthew, the real answer is two. Emily was correct The other "feet" aren't feet, they're hooves and paws and all that. :D

When geese fly in a V, the reason one side is usually longer than the other is, because there are more geese on that side! LOL :D

I beg to differ. Feet are feet.

Yeah!!

Lol:)

Actually, it really depends on how long the field is. ;)

Lol. I thought of that too. :)

yeah, I know, I didn't make that up. I mean I made up the numbers of the animals, but I didn't make up the actual riddle.

1)What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

2)What did the polite lamb say to its mother?

3)What can you swallow that can also swallow you?

4)Why is the letter "K" like a pig's tail?

5)Why do we buy clothes?

6)What can't a car start without, but is often of no use?

7)Which US president wore the largest shoes?

8)What smells the most in a perfume shop?

9)What does the salad dressing say in the refrigerator?

10)What time is it when an elephant sits on the fence?

11)What kind of lashes don't hurt?

12)Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

13)Why is six afraid of seven?

14)Why did the tornado get arrested?

15)A skinny butcher was 5 ft. 10 in. tall. What did he weigh?

16)What is so fragile that even saying its name can break it?

17)What lives in the winter, dies in the summer, ad grows with its roots upward?

18)Who is the commander of all tools?

19)What is the biggest pencil in the world?

20)Where do snowmen keep their money?

Hope you all can answer these 20 riddles!

6) A key
10) Time to get a new fence.
11) Eyelashes
13) Because seven ate nine
16) Silence
20) A snow bank. :)

1. Cookie sheets.
2. Thank ewe.
3. Fish?
4. It's at the end of pork.
5. Uh…Because they don't give them out for free? :P
6. A key.
7. ??
8. Your nose?
9. No clue.
10. Time to get a new fence!
11. Eyelashes?
12. Because in kept on running out of the pen.
13. Because 7 8 9.
14. Because it was shoplifting.
15. A pig?
16. Silence.
17. An icicle?
18. A ruler.
19. Pennsylvania.
20. In their snow banks.

I don't know about all of them, but here's the ones I was sure about…

1. Cookie sheets.
2. Thank ewe.
   ***
3. It's at the end of pork.
   ***
4. Time to fix the fence.
   ***
5. He kept running out of the pen.
6. Because seven ate nine.
7. It was shoplifting.
8. Meat.
9. Silence.
10. An icicle.
    ***
11. A snowbank.

You're in a cement room with no windows, no walls, and no doors. All you have is a broken cement breaker. How do you get out? :)

Fix the cement breaker??

No…

Use your teleportation powers to escape?

Nope! The answer is that you just walk out: I said there was no walls. :D

groans
You're in an empty cement room without doors, you have nothing besides yourself in there, and there are cement walls, a cement ceiling, and a cement floor, all solid. How do you escape (besides blowing Queen Susan's horn)?

Are there windows?

either go through the window, or smash right through it all

sigh Yeah, there are windows. Most people miss that.

You're in a solid cement room (walls, ceiling, floor) with no windows, no doors, and no cracks anywhere. But in the room there are a table and a mirror. How do you get out?

(In case I'm not on for a while again, you look in the mirror and see what you saw. You take the saw and cut the table in half. Two halves make a whole, and you crawl out through the hole.)

Your in a room, a solid cement room, with no windows, no doors, no cracks to squeeze through. All that's in the room with you is a baseball and bat. How do you get out???

Break the bat which makes two halves; two halves make a whole; climb through the hole?

1. What do you call a sleeping bull?
2. Why couldn't the girl pick up her room?
3. Larry's father had three sons: Roar, Growl and who?
4. How does a lion meet other animals in the field?
5. If you were in a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in?
6. How many months have 28 days?
7. Why did the farmer buy a brown cow?
8. Why did the robber take a shower?
9. Why did the baseball player get arrested?
10. When does a cart come before a horse?
11. Why do geese fly south in the winter?
12. What was Baby Corn's dad's name?
13. Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?
14. Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
15. Why didn't the motorcycle compete in the race?

1. If you were in a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in? lol

2nd

1. The last son was named Larry
2. all of them
3. He wanted chocolate milk
4. He stole a base
5. It's faster than walking
6. To see time fly

You guys got all of those right!

The answers are:

1)Jackson and Abi got this correct
2)Jackson and Abi got it correct
3)Jackson got this wrong; it's water. Fish is another good answer, though!
4)Jackson and Abi got this correct
5)Jackson got it right
6)Jackson and Ian got this wrong; it's noise. A key is often of good use!
7)The one with the largest feet
8)Jackson got it right
9)Close the door; I'm dressing!
10)Ian and Jackson got it wrong; Abi got it correct. Ian and Jackson's answers are good too though!
11)Jackson and Ian got it correct
12)Jackson and Abi got it correct
13)Jackson, Ian and Abi got it correct
14)Jackson and Abi got it correct, again!
15)Jackson got it wrong, Abi got it correct
16)Ian, Abi and Jackson are right once more!
17)Jackson and Abi got it correct
18)Jackson got it correct
19)Jackson got it correct
20)Ian, Jackson and Abi got it correct.

Way to go Jackson and Abi! (And Ian, but they got more correct)

Should I say the answers?

1. Either it was too big/heavy or she wasn't strong enough
2. Larry
3. 2nd
4. 12 :)
5. He stole bases
6. To see time fly
7. It needed a driver.

yes please

Okay.

1. What do you call a sleeping bull? –A bulldozer.
2. Why couldn't the girl pick up her room? –It was too heavy.
3. Larry's father had three sons: Roar, Growl and who? –Larry. :D
4. How does a lion meet other animals in the field? –"Nice to eat you!"
5. If you were in a race and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in? –Second. :D
6. How many months have 28 days? –All of them.
7. Why did the farmer buy a brown cow? –To get chocolate milk.
8. Why did the robber take a shower? –The bath was too heavy.
9. Why did the baseball player get arrested? –It stole second base.
10. When does a cart come before a horse? –In the dictionary.
11. Why do geese fly south in the winter? –Because it would take to long to walk.
12. What was Baby Corn's dad's name? –Pop Corn.
13. Why did the boy throw his clock out the window? –To see time fly.
14. Why do chickens sit on their eggs? –Because they don't have chairs.
15. Why didn't the motorcycle compete in the race? He was two tired.

I got them all right but 15. and I sorta got 9 wrong. sorta.
LOL funny riddles!

How are you switching your face thingy???

Here is a joke I posted awhile back but didn't post the answer. What's the difference between a business man and a dog. One wears a suit and the other just pants.

How many Memversers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Well, it has to be just one; if there were any more, they would just talk to each other, and the lightbulb would never get changed. :P

That reminds me of a really funny story….. :P

Lol. Halarious, SBG.

LOLLOL!!!

scowls What was that for?