Signs

Sign in front of designated Pastor’s Parking. “He who parks in minister’s space must preach Sunday sermon.”

“If you can read this you’re too close (In very big print).”
“Don’t be a chicken, chickens don’t have teeth (On a sign for a dentist).”

lol

Sign at a Air Force base: An Untrained Soldier is Just a Target

I saw a sign awhile back that said: Legos: Destroying Parent's feet since 1932" xD

I thought I already posted this… but I don't see it, so tell me if I already did.

Church Marquee: "Choose the bread of life or you're toast"

Saw this on a t-shirt.

Sign in the window of a store: “Use our new easy credit plan – 100% down, nothing to pay each month.”

Warning label on a paint-by-numbers kit, apparently originally written in Japanese: "Pigment can't eat." xD

Warning label on a package of jerky I was eating yesterday: "Do not eat package." Like, okay, I'm not that stupid! :P

Bumper sticker: “Happiness is Five Green Lights in a Row.”

HAHAHA!
To both Rosie and Rachel.

Actually, I'm still sort of afraid of green lights… :P

Haha, me too. Honestly, I prefer a red light, 'cause it gives me (hopefully) time to to look around and make sure when I go, I'll be going in the right place and not going to crash into anything. xP xP

I know I have problems with stopping that why when I saw that I'm like "YES!!! I need that one."

Green lights are scary because they could turn yellow any second, and then you have about half a second to decided whether to stop or keep going.

All of my family always (jokingly) says: Yellow lights don't mean slow down. They mean hurry up.

lol. A yellow light doesn't necessarily mean slow down, or hurry up, for that matter. It's just a warning that a red light will soon follow. :P

Bumper sticker: Do you follow Jesus this close? (In really small print)

A sign on a church marquee:
Imperfect people: Welcome. You will fit in.
xP

I saw a church sign that said "Too hot to change sign. Jesus good, sin bad. Details inside." xD

faceplant "Jesus saved my SOUL" On the back of somebodies SOUL car…

Don't know if anyone has seen this one:
On one half it has a picture of Trump, and it says "Nope". On the other half is a picture of Hillary and it says "Noper".

HAHA!!!

Not sure whether to laugh or cry over that one, Rachel. :P

Outside a catholic church parking lot. "No trespassers. Violators will be baptized."

facepalm

When we were on top of Stone Mountain, there was a fence that you weren't supposed to climb over. It said something like "Climbing over this fence will cause death. Violators will be prosecuted."

Also, a sentence I had to correct in grammar said that some judge fined a corpse $40 for something… xP

Saw a sign that said "Fire Extinguisher Inside," on the driver side door of a semi front… I thought about getting a sign like that for my brother as a joke.

Sign at West Point in the football locker room: “Do not let what you cannot do, interfere with what you can do.”

An excellent rule. (for Bible Bee is what came to mind) =)

Bumper sticker: “As long as there are final exams there will be prayer in public schools!”

Haha, so true! :P

“All in favor of conserving gasoline, raise your right foot.” sign by a interstate

Bumper sticker “Friends don’t let friends die without Jesus.”

Sign in coroner office: “Any day above ground is a good one.”

“Honk, if you love Jesus, text, if you want to see him.”

Haha!

"I before E…. Except when you run into a feisty, beige neighbor who has weird seizures." LOLOLOL

Bumper sticker: “Since I gave up hope I feel much better.”

On a car garage: "If it ain't broke, we ain't gonna fix it."

I saw a sign the other day that said "I dream of a better world where chickens can cross the road without having their motives questioned." xD

hAhA.

For you musically minded people:
Help!
I'm in (treble)! I ran over something # and now I have a b tire. I need a (quarter) for the phone. Do I need to (repeat) any of that?

XD lol

Hehehe. :P

"We go together just like copy and paste."

"Don't be as useless as the 'g' in lasagna."

"Music: Being played since Genesis 4:21."

@Sam - I like this sign!