Signs

This one's for goofy, crazy, or interesting signs or license plates or billboards or whatever you have seen.

Here's one: "Family friendly restaurant. People younger than 21 not allowed." :D

I saw a billboard that said something like, "Things could be worse." Then there was a picture of President Obama, and it said, "Re-elect me and I'll prove it!"

Message on hair dryer: Do Not Use in Shower.
Advertisement in a restraunt: Today's special! Buy one for the price of two and get the second one totally free!
Sign outside a vet's office: Coming Soon! Fresh Sausage

LOL!

I'm not sure if they meant the two phrases to go together or not, but this one church's sign said, "Come and visit! Our pastor's on vacation."

And at my friend's church, they had a "Going Away Celebration" listed in their bulletin when their pastor was leaving.

How about this one: "Don't let worry kill you, let the church help!" :D

LOL! That's awesome.

I don't know if I should go political, but I'll delete this if someone is offended.
I saw this bumper sticker once: http://www.cafepress.com/mf/33100273/oops_bumper-sticker?utm_medium=cpc&utm_term=363032718&utm_source=google&utm_campaign=sem-cpc-product-ads&utm_content=search-pla&productId=363032718

If you don't get it…I can try to explain. ;)

I love it! Thank you, your highness!
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I saw a picture of you (your current profile pic) with bethany strange on my sisters gaygoole plus. Are you on google+/facebook?

I've seen it! I love it. I saw it on someone's fence before the last election, actually.

lol…glad we all agree. ;)

@noah: since when did I become "your highness"?? It's Bethany Strang, silly and no, I'm not on Google+ or Fb. I haven't a need for them and I think they're creepy!

"If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you"

"The latest poll shows that 3/4 of people make up 75% of the population"

Isn't that kinda obvious? :P

lol!! I'd hope so… :D

I have a G+ account, but I try not to do much on it- and I put very little information on it, except that I do Bible Bee :) Of course, that is also how I met Bethany Strang, and found out that they were the people at Bible Bee who live just down the road from our mission agency! So, I'm kind of torn in two about it right now…

I saw an awesome door mat the other day, it said.

   "Ring the door bell, then run. Our dog needs the exercise."

Haha! That's hilarious!

That is so awesome! :D

I've always thought that the signs that say "Primitive Road: No Warning Signs" are pretty funny…

I've seen pictures of signs saying,
"Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to see him!"
"Need help with the letter game? Q X Y Z"

I've seen a bumper sticker that says in really small print "do u follow Jesus this close?" Lol

I saw a floor mat that said, "The door bell is broken, yell DING DONG really loud!"

(it is funny because that is what we joke about all the time at our house!)

"Smile if you're not wearing underwear!"

-Bumper Sticker

Uh oh, I smiled…. ;)

(trust me, that's not why…)

Animal vet sign: Leaves are falling, fleas are crawling :P

My brothers once saw a vanity license plate, DR SEUSS. :)

"Smile if you're not wearing underwear!" -Bumper Sticker

So this is what happens when I leave the forums for a few days. Sam goes insane with random dumbness… facepalm lol

That caught me, but that's not why I smiled…

"Need help with the letter game? Q X Y Z"

What would be more helpful would be J and Q. X Y and Z are easy to find. ;) (Take it from a champion alphabet game player. :P)

"Smile if you're not wearing underwear!" -Bumper Sticker

So this is what happens when I leave the forums for a few days. Sam goes insane with random dumbness... *facepalm* lol

Love you too Dani!

That caught me, but that's not why I smiled...

eyebrow raise

Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!

SAMUEL!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Obviously his case is on a rapid decline.

Uhhhhhhhhhhhh……………….he's always like that………….

Not awkward AND inappropriate all the time.

Okay….not ALL the time but a LOT of the time! ;-)

SAMUEL!!!!!!! SERIOUSLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

^^^^^^ what she said… Lol

I'm sooo glad you agree with me! (I'm being sarcastic. ;))

PLEASE DRIVE
SLOW CHILDREN

A slow child complained so they changed it to:

CHILDREN, PLEASE DRIVE SLOW

LOL!

whispers and 'somebody' didn't even mention the grammatical error here, slow should be slowly. lol. (ahh, but that's the problem in the first place, forgetting grammer, because they shortened it up).

Grammar is spelled with two "a"s.
I did notice it, though I thought that those who would appreciate that I noticed it would have noticed it themselves, and the others would just be annoyed, so I didn't originally mention it.

I should have said: "This is what happens when people do not care to observe the rules of the English language!"

Rats, I can't believe the spell check didn't stop me there.

Speaking of road signs…
I love the ones like "Slow Children at Play." (kinda like the "Children, please drive slow" thing)
"Detour Ahead" - my dad always changes it to "De Tour of A Head" :P

I've seen pictures of signs saying, "Honk if you love Jesus, text if you want to see him!" "Need help with the letter game? Q X Y Z"

Those are awesome! Sounds like my brother… when we're out doing errands and I'm complaining cause I wanna get home, he'll say stuff like, "You wanna get home fast? OK! Let me drive. You'll be Home really fast!" :P

My brother made it all the way throught the letter game without cheating last year when we went to Virginia. He'll probably do it again on our way to nats… :) lol

Is that where you find a new sign with each consecutive letter of the alphabet?

I feel kinda silly about asking this, but what is the letter game?