What would happen if...

The POP (ahem… not "soda"… :P) machine begins to malfunction, sputter, and cough, and then it suddenly explodes all over you. You start to head to the bathroom to clean yourself off, but you realize that there is no bathroom because of the lack of water. So you walk out of the doughnut shop covered in stickiness and find a motorcycle with a cardboard sign beside it that says, "Use if you need it or want it." You hop on and drive off to the cupcake shop, but then…

(laughs out loud :D It is SODA POP! not POP! :D :P )
but then, the motorcycle starts billowing black, stinky smoke…

…and then you see that the back of the cardboard sign says, "Oh yeah, and this thing will explode after five minutes of use." You come to a screeching halt and jump into the bushes by the side of the road just before the bike explodes. Wondering what to do now, you turn around and bump straight into…

…a Giant camel! "What are you doing?" He asked in a deep voice, and you get so scared you…

…start to run away, but you slam into a tree. The camel kindly helps you up, and you aren't afraid of it anymore. It asks you if you need any help, seeing as you are covered in stickiness and are in the bushes on the side of the road, and you say yes. You climb on, and he leads you toward the nearest source of water, running at 50 miles an hour (as you can tell, this was a rather strange camel). But suddenly…

laughs out loud :D
The camel suddenly stops, and you go flying off and land in a pond. then…

You turn to shout at the camel to be careful next time he stops, but he is gone. Then you find that the pond you landed in is full of crocodiles, all coming toward you! You swim as fast as you can for the shore, but then…

(oh boy!)
All the crocodiles suddenly slump over and fall into a deep sleep, and seeing that, you run away. All of the sudden…

You run into…

your father… (havent read the whole thing…did that guy die or explode already??) who has one of those water bottles that you sip out of your backpack things,but wont give you any because it has his germs on it and hes a germaphobe…..so you

walk back to the pond and take a bath. Just as you are about to get out, packing peanuts start raining on the crocodiles. They wake up and you….

(I KNEW packing peanuts were going to come in here somewhere! :D :P )

Grab a basket and save the packing peanuts from the crocs…..

but then you trip and the basket of packing peanuts falls on your head. Then….

You look up and groan because you hit your head and you see……. her! The nurse (Sorry couldn't resist :P!)! But then…..

she suddenly whisks you up and you both vanish. Then…

You find yourself in your house all clean and everything, but she is not with you. Then…

(Sorry had to get rid of her. :))

You walk over to a nice recliner, and pick up a cold glass of lemonade that happened to be sitting right there. Then…
(Good, I'm glad you did! :D )

You take a sip and swallow, but it goes up your nose like soda does, and it hurts a lot. Then….

(You guys know what I'm talking about with the whole soda thing, right?)

You reach for the tissue box, and then blow your nose. That makes it feel better. All of the sudden your tummy growls really loud, so you decide to try to find something to eat. so…
(LOL! Uh…yeah! )

You go to the fridge and find out the only thing in there is…

…a giant pot of potato soup. But it's the good kind, with bacon and cheese and it's creamy and thick. Oh, the sight of it makes you sooo hungry! You carry it over to the stove, and start to heat it up. The smell fills the room, and…

It explodes! Then….

You start crying, because your delicious potato soup is all over the clean kitchen. :( So…

You go outside and climb a tree to weep in. Then…

(I'm in a goofy mood right now. :P)

(Me too :P :D )

You perch on one of the branches, and just sob and sob and sob. All of the sudden, and passing news reporter yells to you "Hey, you're weeping in a Weeping willow!" and takes a picture of you! Before you have time to react….

The branch breaks and you fall to the ground. Btw you were sitting on the top branch so u have a long way to fall. Then…

He sends the picture through his laptop straight to his news headquarters. Then…

You pull out your cell phone, and to your shock, it's the headlines on all the major news sites! :O You…

I know I just edited it it takes me 4evr 2type on a kindle

I understand! :)

faint. Then…

uh….then you wake up, and realize it's night time. You walk back to the house, and by this time you're starving - you decide to scrounge the kitchen to see if there's anything at all….you….

Look in a cupboard and find graham crackers and peanut butter! Then….
(Yummy!)

(But no milk! :( )

You pull them out of the cupboard, and begin to eat. Oh, the taste of the food just makes you….

Smile. You are glad this crazy day has ended well. Then you go upstairs to bed and sleep very well. The End.

And you live in the house happily for ever and ever. :D :P And, you finally clean up the kitchen the next morning.

(THAT, was hilarious!!!)

(You just had to add something in, didn't you? :P)

(Yes it was!)

(Uh, I guess so :P :D ) (EDIT: Wouldn't it be funny if someone put together some of these stories? :D )

Once upon a time, in a nearby land…
EDIT: I need to go - bye!

I have to go too. Bye Rachel! It was fun making up stories with you! :D

lol, yes it was! :D

Wow….Just wow! That was funny :P!!!!!!

did you read through it? :D

Yes :)!

If you were on the computer talking to someone on memverse…….

You'd probably, at sometime or another say "LOL". :P :D So…

The other person gets tired of you saying "LOL" So she/he tells you to stop, but you are in a bad mood and don't stop and because you don't stop the other person runs away crying and then you see a bright light coming our of your window…..

Uh….the bright light shines onto your computer screen, making it hard to see anything…So…

But it starts pulling you towards the sky and then…

(Do NOT make it aliens PLEASE!!! )