What would happen if...

For users with lots of imagination. What would happen if… and say negative things that could happen.
Rules:
1) No weapons, not even knives
2) No Lord of the Rings, character names or anything
3) The maximum for the most sentences you can put in one comment: 5
4)When not adding on to the story, talk [like this].
5) Use lots of imagination! Go crazy.
6) After adding on your part of the story, say Then…

What would happen if you climbed a tree? Well, you could fall off, and have to go to the hospital. Then you would have to pay, and then you would get poor. Then your clothes would get ratty, and you could only eat bread and milk and water. Then…

Then you could run out of bread and go hungry, and then you'd have to go on a street corner and beg for food, and you could get hit by a car that didn't stop at the stoplight. Then you'd have to go to the hospital again, and since you don't have any money you'd go really deep into debt, and the IRS could come and put you in jail. ;P

[Oh no!]
Then you would get all cold, and almost freeze to death in that lonely, cold dark prison cell. Then…

Then there could be a prison riot, and it could fail and you could be accused of starting it even though you didn't. And then you could be put in an even worse cell, where there are rats and spiders and slimy floors and walls. Then…

[Keep going! I didn't know that boys had such good imagination! Even if there is violence like a prison riot.]
Then you would slip on the slimy floor and hurt yourself. Then…

[Oh and may I ask what the IRS is? I have no idea.]

[The Internal Revenue Service. They're pretty much like ruthless tax collectors. :P Well, most of them at least.]

Then you would have to go to the hospital AGAIN, and you would go even FURTHER into debt. Then the IRS would get so mad that they would decide to just send you into space in a rocket.

[What????]
But the rocket would just fall back because the people who built it didn't do a good job. But the padding on the rocket would only hurt you a little. You wouldn't have to go to the hospital. The IRS would decide to stuff you into an old dirty dusty spiderwebby cleaning closet and lock the door. The spiders would crawl all over you and you would scream, and they would crawl in your mouth, and you would be so hungry you would decide to eat them. Then…

[Hey, you said to go crazy. :P]

Then you are left in the dark that you start to go crazy and start pounding on the wall for no reason. Then the wall breaks and you get out, and you break through a window and run into the street and get hit by a car again. Then…

Then you steal some money and go to the hospital. But some people saw you steal the money and call the police. Then…

Then the police come and chase you, but then you hide under a bridge and they never find you. But then you feel really bad and get a job at McDonald's and get enough money to pay the stolen money back. Then…

Then people sue McDonald's because their food is unhealthy and they got sick, and you have to go look for a job again, and you get poor.

Then you go to Wendy's to get a job there, but they don't want you because you used to work at McDonald's. Then you decide to just sit on a park bench until something good happens to you.

Then a pickpocket comes and steals the little money you do have. Then you call the police and go to court with the theif, but there is too little evidence and you go to jail because they think you lied about the thief.

Then you just bang your head on the stone wall over and over, wondering why so many bad things are happening to you. Then…

[Whoo-hoo! This one is finally finished!! It was getting completely ridiculous. :P]

What would happen if you played a game?

[Lol - that's exactly what I thought. :P You're right Nicolas, y'all are getting slightly crazy. :P Edit: Whoops! Brackets…]

You would lose the game and get upset, and then…

[I'll leave you guys to figure out the rest] :P

You stomp up to your room, but your stomping makes the floor break. Luckily, no one was on the floor under you…

[and people hollered at Sam, Soulwinner and I for trolling??????]

[looks at Danielle innocently I didn't do it. :P But you're right, this is pretty much just as bad. That's why I said to figure out the rest. :)]

[what he said^^ But I'll delete my comments:)]

[ No I'm not criticizing this! I'm just saying let's not have a double standard. :) if we made a trolling form would you criticize us again? :)]

@Mommy'sHelper- Then Legolas would take out his white knives and slice the apples you were supposed to use for your mom's pie and eat them.

[LOL!!!!] then your mom would get mad and make you call the police on Legolas.

A huge hand grabs you and pulls you into the box and then..

You find yourself in a tunnel underneath your house with a huge guy next to you. and then….

He holds a water gun up to your head and tells you to "stick-em-up." You get so freaked out that you….

Karate-chop him in the chest, but you seem to have no effect. And then….

Wake up from the nightmare you were having.

To find the guy sitting on the edge of your bed, and your wrists and ankles in restraint straps……

[really?]

…you struggle and struggle, but….

[really is right]
Then you screem and Thor, Captain America, Batman, Iron man, black widow, hawk eye, Legolas, Aragorn, and Thorin, and Fili and Kili and every other super hero etc. comes and (uh shall we keep this child friendly And say knocked out?) the gray dude. And cut you free but then…

The floor collapses under the weight of them all, and then

(Uh, I'm not sure if that post agrees with the rules…

LOL! I was laughing the whole way through!)

…you land on the seat of the motorcycle in your basement, and your foot accidentally hits the gas. You shoot out of the basement, and go flying over the hill in your backyard, landing in a huge mud puddle. Then…

[I say rule number 2 is completely biest. It shouldn't be a rule.]

a pig and a giant lizard bring you back to your family at the bowling alley…

( :P )

Then your family thinks your a swamp monster, because your covered in mud and twigs, not to mention that you're accompanied by a pig and a lizard. They all run down the bowing lane, screaming… and then…

you run screaming after them just for fun…then….

(Lol!)
Then…then your muddy foot slips on the slick floor, and you go spinning down the lane, legs and arms thrashing. Your family stops at the end of the lane, not sure where to go, turns around, and sees the "swamp monster" flying across the floor toward them. You can't stop your self, and you go faster and faster! Then…

Then everybody in the building starts throwing bowling balls at you because they think you are a swamp monster. Then the bowling balls stick to the mud on you and you start to slow down. But the weight of the bowling balls makes you fall through the floor, and then…

(Boy, we keep falling through the floor!)

…you find yourself on a beautiful beach with palm trees and ginormous squirrels around you. You start sipping pineapple juice in spite of your muddiness, and then…

A native girl starts throwing coconuts at you….

Then you start throwing them back at her…

Then suddenly your family, a pig and a giant lizard fall from the sky, and land on boogie boards in the ocean…

…and then sharks start attacking the pig, while the lizard starts attacking the sharks. Your parents attack the lizard. You look on helplessly, and then…