What would happen if...

gasp! U used 3 .s that's a criminal offense!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :) JK

Isn't that how many "."s an ellipsis usually has?

Yeah. I was just teasing her. :)

It didn't seem to be going anywhere.
The other time I was just trying to end the cat, not the story. I believe you have done something similar with a nurse and some packing peanuts that were acting like a reoccurring nightmare, if I remember correctly…

Ah, I see.

Yeah we did… I like them personally they make it funnier.

And because it pushed some people's buttons?

I understand completely. Pushing buttons is one of the sweetest, though perhaps not one of the better, pleasures of life.

No. I wouldn't do anything just to make people mad.

"Pushing buttons" does not always translate into "making people mad". Besides, some people really enjoy having their buttons pushed.

The cat jumps on them! This cat is nearly as durable as an earwig! It must be because it has nine lives (earwigs have 11). Your friend screams and your next-door-neighbor hears you all screaming (cat included) and calls the police and the ambulance and they are trying to take you all to the lunatic asylum. They get you out the door and almost into the ambulance and you are still screaming and kicking when suddenly they drop you with a terrified look on their face. You stop screaming and turn around and see…

a fly on the wall. Just kidding - don't really play off of that!

Sorry, I didn't read your first comment carefully enough…I thought you were trying to end it there as well. And yes, I did do that with the nurse…the packing peanuts are fine…because it was getting to (I don't know which one to use there) romantic…having the guy there with the nurse and he's tongue-tied! That's why I try to get rid of her whenever she comes onto the scene.

But it is an exceptionally small fly, and bright purple! Not to mention that the wall wasn't there before. The wall was made out of silly putty and was graffitied with all different colors (except purple, that is why you could see the exceptionally small fly) that said things like "under me", "no, through me", "just try jumping over me" and things like that. The police and paramedics go to lock themselves up into the asylum instead, and you are free! You are not sure what to do, your friend went home complaining of a headache, when suddenly the cat…

(why not?)

(I was rather inclined to agree with you about the nurse, actually.)

(Thank you, for agreeing with me about the nurse!)

And because it pushed some people's buttons?

No.

Runs out of the house, on fire. You suddenly notice that your house is also on fire. The police allow you to go to your next-door neighbor's and ask if you can use their hose to extinguish your cat. The neighbors are okay with the idea, but your cat is not. It runs frantically all over the neighbor's backyard, and somehow manages to set half the grass on fire as well. Then…

[I'm sorry. :( I never meant for my nurse to turn out like that. :( She made so many people not like her…. :P]

[ It's not your fault people were picky! ]

It's Bush's fault.

[True…but I don't want to make them uncomfortable.]
[wow…just wow. :P]

facepalm

[@Sam: I'm sorry for being so picky. It's okay, Madi.]

You finally get it with the fire extinguisher, but you only get the front half of the cat, and it runs off again. Then….

it runs up a tree which sets the tree on fire. Then…

the firemen finally arrive, but the fire hydrant is on fire because the cat ran past it. Then…

they call in fire helicopters so they can dump water on everything. But…

the tree falls on the fire truck! Then…

you scream, and…

you pull out your cell phone to call the people who can get the tree off but you realize your phone is dead. Then…

The last thing you hear is the sound of a sniper's rifle.

THE END

The last thing you hear is the sound of a sniper's rifle. THE END

WHAT??????????????????? Where did that come from???????????????????????

The hidden sniper. Duh!

You act as if I was supposed to know that there was a hidden sniper………. Well, just to let you know, I didn't.

[Didn't you see the first rule of this topic? It's on the first page.]

{ And haven't you noticed we've really not paid much attention to the "rules"? ]

[Good point.]

[lol…quite true!]

[Good point.]

Ditto

What would happen if you were sitting on your roof and you see a tornado coming towards you?

You would climb down the chimney to get to safety as fast as possible. Then..

you head down the stairs but you miss a stair and fall down them instead. Then..

Umm….no. I thought that you said we go down the chimney…then I said that you head down the stairs (meaning the basement stairs). Sorry, I should have made that more clear.

[I get it now. I'll delete my post and use this one.]

You find yourself on the ground under a weight bench, and realize how close that was. Then…

[Okay]

You climb out from under it and then….

The tornado hits. Then…

[Building suspense! :)]

You scream, as bits of rubble wash over you….

and one bit hits you back, and stays there, but you barely feel it. Then….