Brickmaster 2.0

flies away from Gregar Thanks Sam! Now let's see if it likes Uruk-hai!

Okay, but be careful!
The Iron-Cross Nicohulk slices two Orcs
Rrrgh! They're getting harder!

shoots two Uruk-hai with arrows, and turns around And a one… and a two… and a thr- explosion

20 Uruk-Hai explode as a result of Gregar's shockwave
Ian! Get out of there!
Gregar roars
Darn! Sorry Nicolas, but Ian needs help!
I split off from the Cross, and am left by myself( if you wikipedia "Megaman Battle Network #(any number from 1-6)", I look like the blue guy)
Okay, taste BUSTER FIRE!
*A Blue Cylinder appears at the end of my arm, with a hole on the front, and I begin firing at Gregar

OOC: You know that my arrows exploded, right?

jumps out of the way of Gregar Eat this! shots two explosive arrows that go into Gregar's mouth

OOC: Yeah.

IC: Gregar slams me with his giant clawed paw
Ergh! Gotta focus! Try some o' this!
I blast his paw
Rah! YES! WOO!

How do we defeat this guy?

We need to work as a team! LET'S GO!
Jumps up high and uses DllThndr, taking off 120 damage
Yeah! Taste hot lightning!

flies around head and hits Gregar with longswrd taking off 100 damage Woo-hoo! That worked out better than I expected!

grabs 3 M-Cann Chips
All right, Program Advance: GIGA-CANNON 3!
I start blasting Gregar rapid-fire, each shot doing 80 damage
YEAH!

my arrows finally explode taking off 190 damage Whoa! I almost forgot about those!

Yes! Try this!
blasts Gregar with Cannon, but misses
Huh?!?
Gregar roars, making a HUGE soundwave that hits Ian, Sam, and Nicolas

AHHHH!!!

2 minutes later
I get up groggily
You guys alright?

Yeah. groans Where are we?

Wow. This must b a guy thing…. :) I lost focus a long time ago.. Lol :)

OOC: Yeah, I'm almost havin' a little trouble following it myself. :P Oh yeah, one more thing… SAM, WHERE WERE YOU AT CHURCH TONIGHT?? J/K You were probably staying at home because of the big thunderstorm, I understand… :P

IC: wakes up Okay… were are we?

We r just getting that hail/thunder storm now. :)

Still in the cyber-world bro. Ow. Man, Gregar's tough!
sees Gregar deleting mass hordes of minotaurs and orcs
I guess he doesn't like visitors. Man, we seriously need some help here! Lemme see if I can call in some Navis………….

How much damage do we have to give this guy? thinks for a second We gave him about 490 damage. How much more do we have to give him?

Edit: I just noticed that we had Rachel, Sarah, and Bethany all at the beginning, then they just disappeared! Where did they go?

Like I said I think this is a guy thing lol. I can't keep up :)

OOC: I think we just keep changing things to appeal more to us than to them. :P

IC: Well, at least he's destroying the bad guys! Gregar stomps on a group of Dwarves Okay… yeah, we need to stop him. Hey, do we still have that program that converts our thoughts into reality? Can't we just imagine ourselves as big and powerful as Gregar?

I don't know. looks at Sam Can we still do that?

No. The program was deleted. But let me explain what a Navi is.

Navi is short for NetNavigator. Basically, what everyone hopes Apple's Siri will be in the future. They are programs that appear to be humans, but in a computer. Wikipedia "Megaman Battle Network", or "Megaman NT Warrior" for a better explanation.

Anyhoo, you Navi would live in a PET( short for PErsonal Terminal, think a smartphone), and you could send them into a computer to access a website for you, or to go to a friend's computer and chat with them. You could delete viruses by sending them data from BattleChips, which is what we've been doing, and having them attack the virus. I'm currently trying to call Protoman……hold on for a sec….

starts humming Jeopardy theme song

suddenly, a red Navi, whose arm extends into a Sword, appears next to you
Hello. I'm Protoman.
you see a screen above him, and see a cool-looking guy wearing a red jacket-vest over a black shirt
And I'm his operator, Chaud. Sam said you needed help.
I walk over to them
Hey, I'm here! Gregar's here too. Can you help?
Chaud: smiles Sure! Megaman should be here too, with his operator Lan.

looks at them strangely This is getting really confusing, but please don't try to explain it to me! It might take too long.

OOC: S'okay. They'll only be here a few more posts, then we can get this back to being more normal.

IC: Okay, let's GO!
I run toward Gregar, firing my GigaCannon
Protoman dashes toward Gregar, jumps in the air, and executes a neat diagonal slash

looks at them Well, I might as well join the battle! flies up and slashes with long sword

Gregar tries to roar, but the influx of damage deletes him
BOOM!

Wow. That was big. Thanks Protoman!
Protoman: You're welcome. But now, I have to go. Later! runs off

Okay guys………..checklist.

1. We have to finish off the rest of the Uruk-Hai and Orcs…….and I think some Minotaurs too.
2. We need to figure out a way to GET OUTTA HERE!!!!

breathes in and out
Okay, which should we tackle first?

Let's go with number one. flies off

Okay!
runs toward assorted Orcs yelling
YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
I slash an Uruk-Hai

AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! twirls sword until it is a blur Take this! takes out twenty Uruk-hai at once

jumps up high, and slams sword down in a shockwave that deletes 10 Uruks and Orcs
Woo-hoo!

shoots Minotaur with arrow Sam, Duck!

ducks
Whoo, thanks!
slams blade into two Minotaurs
Rrrmph! Heh, they're getting lesser and lesser!

looks around from up high We only have ten Minotaurs, twelve Uruk-hai, and maybe nine Orcs left!

Then let's get 'em!
grabs OmegaCannon Program Advance, and begins firing at rapid speed
HA HA HA, TASTE THIS!

Eat this Uruk-hai! slashes it with long swrd Hey, where are Abi and High King Peter?

Lol
@Ian- I think they left because they thought we were fighting more LOTR orcs and stuff. :)

Wow! Looks like you're gettin' all this done without me! slams Uruk-hai into oblivion Yeah, defeating these guys will be no problem… But how on earth are we gonna get outta here?? deletes wounded minotaur with a swipe of a LongSwrd I wish I could've seen what it looks like to combine these weapons…

Hm, the digitizer exploded to bring us here, right? But since this is the cyberworld, couldn't we make one. Lemme see….

2 HOURS L8R……

……and turn! Okay, finished! Let's get out o' here!

presses button on De-Digitizer, and we vanish

2 MINUTES LATER….

Whoa………huh? Where are we? Is this Narnia? Oh wait, there's a McDonalds. Wait…..we're home! WOO!

sighs with relief finally!! :)

Does the happy dance
We're back, we're back, we're back, WE'RE BACK!
suddenly stares at Uruk-Hai sitting on front lawn
SUPERCALLAFRAGALISTICEXRICALIDOCIOUS!!!!!

• shoots the Uruk-Hai with machine gun* there all better. :P :)

Dude, you totally spelled that wrong. It's "supercalifragilisticexpialidocious." :P

So… now what do we do?

I don't know. Oh wait, I almost forgot! handcuffs Sam who is now a regular human I caught you.

SAY WHA'?!?!! AND AFTER ALL WE'VE BEEN THROUGH TOGETHER?

Sorry. smiles I just wanted to win.

struggles
Gah! Grah!
starts to run
LATER!

sees my creature power suit on the ground Hey, I was wondering where this was! activates cheetah powers and runs after Sam

OOC: Let's not go to crazy with all the technology and gadget stuff though. Then maybe more people will join in.

OOCl 'Kay.

IC: looks back
Oh no, not THAT again!
grabs motorcycle
Well, as a wise man once said, "EXIT STAGE LEFT!"
rides off