Brickmaster 2.0

Hold on. gets out cellphone and calls brother Yeah, bro? I need your help. explains situation Uh huh… uh huh… Yeah, got it. Thanks! hangs up Use anti-venom.

Anti-venom! He's a genius! Wait, what's anti-venom?

Yes! Something I know! Anti-venom is what you use if you get bitten by a poisonous snake or lizard or spider. It's an antidote for venom basically. opens side pocket And luckily I have some. holds it out I'm always prepared!

Hands padawan more anti-venom I guess we'll find out.

Hint: I think you use it like an Epi pen. :P lol

gets up off ground groggily Ugh… Man that Taser really knocked me out! looks around Gah! What are all these dead snakes doing here?

glances around... Where did Sam go?

He probably got away while Ian was talking on the phone… :P (Wait, I was unconscious. How do I know about that?? ;P) Let's go find him! He can't have gotten far…

flies up I can't see him anywhere! he must have a good hiding spot; because I have excellent vision. sees movement Wait a minute! Behind the house SBG!

I'm on it! races over behind the house Hmm… I don't see anything except this trashcan… opens trashcan lid Wow! There's a tunnel in this thing! takes a deep breath and dives down into trashcan

Hey, wait for me! dives down after SBG

crawls ten yards through a cramped dirt tunnel, then suddenly falls through a trap door Man, I'm getting so dirty–YAH!! OOF! drops five feet down, landing backfirst on a metal floor Ow… Hey, where am I?

jumps into hole I don't know, but at least it's cleaner.

It looks like a huge computer lab! There's a ton of gizmos and gadgets and high-tech thingamabobs… not to get technical, or anything. :P Let's have a look around; Sam's probably hiding in here somewhere. But how did he find it? Unless he's had it here all along and never told us about it….

Great, I'm not that good with computers. sees something out of the corner of my eye Hey, what was that? doors closes That way!

heads toward the door and opens it Wow! looks into huge room full of all kinds of Lego creations and tons of spare Lego bricks Yeah, this has got to be Sam's place. So this is where he gets all of his stuff! And he never told us! looks behind a huge Lego Millennium Falcon and finds Sam Sam: GLEEP! Me: We've found you! You've got a lot of explaining to do!

looks at Sam strangely Did you just say gleep?

waits patiently for Sam to explain

waits IMpatiently for Sam to explain

Stabs himself with epipen of antivenom awesomeness Aaah! It's good to be back. Uh, where did everyone go? Oh I see now, cool I'll deal with these snakes, you guys stop Sam from destroying the world! Now I just got to find my lightsaber…

runs into the Lego room, panting - don't ask me how I found my way in You guys TOTALLY forgot about me! Wait… aren't you the underage guys who were driving… er, fighting over that Humvee?? blinks
Well, you know, I don't know how I ended up being a police officer, and I think what you guys are doing is more fun, soo… joins Ian and Nicolas staring at Sam, waiting VERY impatiently for him to explain

It's this new deal the government came out with called hire-and-retire. Basically what it is is you slap a badge on someone, give them a badge and a gun(or in this case spike strips) and recruit them for a day. It's quite handy in life or death situations, or when you are chasing Sam. Oh and by the way, when did Sam ever get his handcuffs off?

looks into garbage can uh, I think I'll stay here in case he tries to escape out this way. picks up the garbage can lid

When I got into my secret lab. Which isn't so secret anymore, I guess. Anyhoo, thanks to my trusty lab, we've found the 4 Silver Fangblades, and can now awaken the Devourer. All I need to do is get to the Lost City of Ouroborus. But, since I can't have you people chasing me all day, I have these.
gestures to the back of lab, and different snakes walk out
Y'see, I knew Soulawan'd get 'is Ninja pals over here, well, and the rest of y'all, so I had a contingency plan. These, the Sentai Snake Warriors! Snakes to the max, upgraded with robotic limbs and weapons! But, as it's SO hard to find good help these days, I have a little something for my lonesome.
slaps strange metallic patch on arm
Ergh! Ah! Mmph! Heh! Well, as much as I'd like to play with y'all, I've got other plans!
turns invisible

clamps lid on trash can

Good job, Danielle, he'll never be able to get out now. :) Hey guys my ninja buddies will take care of these, umm, snake creatures. We've just got to find Sam!

suddenly, a rocket blasts out of the OTHER trash can
MWA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA! LOVE TO STAY AND CHAT, BUT I'VE GOT BUSINESS TO CONDUCT!
the rocket flies away

Gah!!! A secret exit! I should have known…Everyone else is down in the secret lab or whatever!
Looks like I'm going into this one alone. Pulls out Iron Man suit and blasts after Sam

Sentai Snakes begin attacking Ian, SBG, and Danielle
Meanwhile, in the rocket……
"Okay, time to get to Ouroborus!"
I see Soulawan behind me
HUH?!? How'd he get armor?!? Oh well, he won't be wearing it much longer!
I activate my auto-turret, which begins firing Brick Grenades

Gah! smacks a snake in the head wait a minute.. pulls out 2 swords and starts wrecking snakes.

OOC: Did you forget about Matthew?

We gotta get out of here! looks up I see daylight!

suddenly, the trash can entrance/exit caves in and closes, blocking out any daylight, leaving the only light coming from fluorescent lights in the ceiling

Uh-oh. This doesn't look good. runs into another room full of swords and grabs a few Here you go, y'all! Let's destroy these guys, then find a way out of here so we can find Sam! begins slashing snakes to bits

tries to yank the sealed lids Sam just closed on the trash cans ah!!!
OOC- I'm never going to be able to look at a trash can the same! :) lol jk.

No, he didn't forget about me. The snakes aren't attacking me. Guess they saw my badge and my Glock. :P Anyway, runs all around secret lab, trying to find another way out of here!

• a half-roboticized snake slithers painfully out of corner, and rasps*
  RAAHH!
  it fires it's arm cannon at you

YAAHH! ducks Take this, slithery guy! pulls Glock out of pocket and fires at snake, but all it does is fire strands of confetti, only one of which hits the snake Whoops, wrong button.

finishes up the last of the snakes You'll have to do better than that, Sam! goes back through the tunnel and cuts a hole in the metal trashcan lid to get out Come on, guys! Let's go find Sam! begins to look around for Sam

climbs out of trash can Whew! Thanks, Nicolas! That snake just about had the best of me. pulls walkie-talkie out of pocket Hey, Padawan! Where's Sam? (OOC: Remember, I'm still a police officer! :P)

Whew! You got out! :)

Earth to Padawan! Help us out here, man! :P

Sorry, I'm late guys, I ran into some traffic. :) I'm on Sam's tail but he won't quit throwing his toys at me! Hey, that's what an Omnibeam's for right? Shoots Sam's rocket with omni beam but the laser bounces off of force field. Rats! He's got a force field…Hey Ian, you think your brother knows of a way out of this one? Maybe we could get some anti-forcefield? :P

looks back at Soulawan glaring
Well, at least I'm at my destination! See ya, on the other side!
skydives out of rocket, holding the 4 Fangblades, and lands in Devouer statue
Mmm-hm-hm-hm-hm-hm! <——–Laugh with mouth closed

You may be laughing know, but I'll be the one getting the last laugh… when I'm looking at you from the other side of prison bars!
Dives after Sam shooting him with beams of awesomeness

glares at Soulawan, and gives Fangblades to Pythor
You handle the Great Devourer. I'll handle Iron Cop.
fires RPG at Soulawan
Let's see if your armor can take a MISSILE!

grabs Sam from behind Ha ha! Gotcha!

smiles
Heh, you may have me, but it's TOO LATE!
the ground rumbles
YES!
Pythor: "It's working! AWAKEN GREAT ONE! Awaken the insatiable appetite of the beast, that will consume the world!"
the statue crumbles
What? If it's not in the statue, then WHERE IS IT?!?

What the arkenstone???

suddenly, the ground in front of Pythor crumbles away, and he peers into the hole
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
a HUGENORMUNGUS giant snake comes out of the hole. It quickly eats Pythor, then turns to Soulawan

groans oh boy.