Riddles

2nd one-When he beats eggs and whips milk?
5th one-A newspaper (read all over)

1. Because he felt like it? :P

Which is heavier, a pound of feathers or a pound of metal?

They're the same weight–one pound! :D

As for your second question a few comments back, the answer is: baby elephants!

And for Little Miss Sunshine's riddles:

1. To keep his pants up?

2. Same answer as Jackson.

3. Uh… by rubbing them together? I've never heard that one before.

4. A big red rock eater, of course!

5. Same answer as Jackson.

Here's a few of these kind of riddles–

1. What has teeth but can't chew?
2. What has legs but can't walk?
3. What has arms but can't wave?
4. What has arms that can move but a face that can't do anything?
5. What has a mouth but can't talk?
6. What has an eye but can't see?
7. What has a neck that can't move?
8. What has a head but no face or hair?

1. What has four wheels and flies?
2. When is it okay to eat grapes with fingers?
3. How do you say hello there in japanese?
4. Why did the chicken not cross the road?
5. Why did the bubblegum cross the road?
6. Why do chickens sit on their eggs?
   7.Why were there bones on the moon?

1. (from your first post) A clock?
2. (from first post) A needle.

Both your guesses are right! =D

1. a chair
2. a bottle

Yes, you are right!

First post:

1. A saw.
2. A chair (or a bed).
3. Again, a chair.
4. A clock.
5. A river.
6. A needle.
7. A bottle.
8. A pin.

Second post:

1. A garbage truck.
2. At all times–unless you cut your fingers off, you can't eat them without them! :D
3. "Hello there in Japanese." (I think that's the correct answer…)
4. It was on vacation?
5. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
6. Uh… to keep them warm?? :)
7. I have no idea…

Your answers to the first post are right.
Here are the answers for the second post:

1. A garbage truck
2. Never. Grapes don't have fingers.
3. "Hello there in japanese"
4. The wolf was on the other side.
5. It was stuck to the chicken's foot.
6. Because they don't have chairs.
7. The cow didn't make it.

@andrew…my second answer was the answer to the third…I accidentally put a "2"

You're all right except on "why did the fireman wear red suspenders"
Answer: to keep his pants up

How can you make a fire with only two sticks
Answer: make sure one of them is a match

The answer to my joke about the cement room is:
You break the stick in half so you have two halfs. Then you put the two halfs together. Two haves make a hole and you crawl through the whole.

Sorry to disappoint you, but… that doesn't adequately answer your original question. :P You said, "How do you get out" of the cement room? Crawling through a "whole" does not exactly get you out… :D

Amen SBG…I have always disliked that joke. :P

Oooooooooookay, I'm super bad at this. :P And I can only think of one right now.

What goes down a hill but never moves?

Grass?

That is the joke.

That works! But it's not the answer I was thinking of (which I read in the book). Their answer was a road. :)

What goes up but never comes down?

Your age?

I actually had two answers. That was one of them, and the other one was a pumpkin. When it comes down, it's squash.

I have a very long and very funny joke:

There was once a pecan tree inside a cemetery.  Two boys filled a bucket up of the pecans and then divided them. "One for you, one for me, one for you, one for me."they dropped a few nuts and they rolled to the fence. Another boy riding on a bicycle came along and he heard them. "One for me, one for you."  He was sure he knew what it was. As he went riding away as fast as he could he found an old man with a cane and the boy said, "Sir, the Lord and Satan are dividing souls in the cemetery!  "Beat it kid," said the old man, but the boy insisted it was true.  So the old man said to himself, "I've got to see this!" So the old man followed the boy back to the cemetery.  They walked slowly up to the cemetery but could not see anything.  Then they both heard, "one for me, one for you, one for me, one for you."  The old man said, "You were telling me the truth!  Let's get closer so we can see the Lord."  They moved to the cemetery fence and grasped the wrought iron bars with shaking hands but a tree was blocking their view.  They heard, "One for you, one for me.  OK, that's all that's here, now let's go get those nuts by the fence..."

They say that the old man had a good half mile lead on the kid with the bike before he passed him.

lol

That's funny

I am better than God and worse than the devil.
The rich need me, the poor have me, and if you eat me you will die.

What am I?

Nothing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I saw this riddle on youtube. Like imanewcreation said very emphatically, the answer is nothing. Apparently, most kindergarteners got this queestion, yet full-grown adults could not guess what it was.

Is it really necessary to use so many exclamation marks???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
:P

What goes up white and comes down yellow?

an egg???????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

I am a girl candy bar - what is my name?

Yup……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
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Baby Ruth?

no…

@Luke - that is the right answer!

@jesus Paid it All - what is the right answer then?

Hershey!

Her she y. :D

yup!

If Moses were alive today, why would he be considered a remarkable man?

Because he would be thousands of years old!! :D

As best as I can remember…..

Son: "Dad, is it okay to eat bugs?"

Dad: "We're eating dinner, son, let's talk about this later."

After Dinner

Dad: "Was there something you wanted to ask me, son?"

Son: "Well, there was a bug in your soup, but it's gone now."

@ SBG. You're right!
@ Emily H. Very funny!

Very obedient son! :D That is so funny!

Why is a cloud and a guitar alike?

What kind of lights did Noah take on the ark?

none

What is the difference between a business man and a Dog?

Their business… :-P

Their business… :-P