The Lord of the Rings

I bought Him…….guess who………..

I'm not exactly sure at all what you're talking about, Sam. :P Are you talking about buying something having to do with Lego Lord of the Rings? :)

The Orc at helms deep?? U got me confused lol.

I bought Him in the Lego LotR game…….guess who…..

Guess who what?

Umm… how am I supposed to know?? :) Saruman?

Tom Bom? ( for short lol.)

Note the uppercase………I bought Him…….keep guessing…….

I have no idea why you would use an uppercase for a pronoun unless you were referring to God… :P Is it Sauron or something?? :)

Um, Gandalf, Frodo, the Ring? Who else is there?

Did u buy Eru? I don't think that's possible but as the God figure he would b the only one u SHOULD refer to using a capital H. Lol :)

Isn't Eru the Elvish word for God? And isn't Iluvatar the God-figure? I'll have to check with Octavius, but I'm sure that's the case. Anyhoo, SBG got it right.,……..

Ur new name? (I'm sure u will have changed it again by the time I get on again lol jk). Eru and Iluvatar are the same person eru's just an elvish name for him.

Were r u Sauron? :)

So u bought mini Sauron from that mini level? That level is so much fun I love riding the goats lol

Has any one finished the game yet?

Nowhere close! :) I haven't even gotten through Story mode yet–only to the third level of the second movie. :)

As in, beat the main story? I did that the day after I got it! As in, found everything and done every quest? No. Almost there, but not there yet.

Yeah I ment made it through story
@sbg- which level r u on?

Yeah I ment made it through story
@sbg- which level r u on?

I don't remember what level is next, but I know that I finished the Dead Marshes and the one with Treebeard. That may or may not be very helpful… :)

That is helpful lol what did u think of the dead marshes? I didn't like that one very much the green fires were annoying but it was cleverly designed.

Yes, that level was a little annoying (and unrealistic… fire in the marshes???), but it was pretty cool. Oh, and I just remembered exactly what level I'm on (halfway through it, actually)–it begins with Gandalf, Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli entering Theodin's castle, and I got to the part with the Wargs just before I had to finish. :)

Fighting the Wargs is fun! As Legolas, you can shoot Orcs off of them in the level, and ride them yourself!

Legolas is my second favorite character to b I love being able to walk over the snow in carahras in story my brother and I were playing and I was legolas walking over the snow and he kept falling in it and I was teasing him a little bit lol. :)

I found this on the Lego Message Boards, and just HAD to post it here! Enjoy!
Thanks to GreenTheGreat for the idea. I started a story in the topic "LOTR with computers???". I have decided to move it here! The story is about what will it be like if LOTR has computers and other electronic devices! For newcomers' sake I will repost the what part of the Story I have done so far. I hope you enjoy!:

One day Gandalf drives his Ferrari into The Shire
Gandalf comes into Bag End and sees Frodo watching a Star Wars on his Flat screen TV while on his iPhone posting on the LEGO Message Boards
Frodo:You late!
Gandalf: Sorry, I ran out of gas. I tried texting you, but my Phone died.
Frodo:I beat Super Mario Bros. Today!
Gandalf:Cool! I just beat Angry Birds! It was hard! So, that Ring you got, the people on the Chatroom of Elrond want to talk about it!
Frodo:What dat?
Gandalf:The Chat room of Elrond is a chat room run by the Rivendell server. The main guy there is Elrond! Gandalf pulls out his computer Here, you can go on now!
Frodo:Hi guys!
Elrond:Hi, let's destroy that ring!It is bad! The Mordor Spamming Club wants it! But the only way to destroy it is to throw it into Mt. Spam in the middle or Mordor!
Frodo:Let's fly into Mordor using my new helicopter!
Boromir: One does not simply fly into Mordor!

At the Chatroom of Elrond:
Elrond:Who wants to destroy the ring?
Frodo:I do!
Gimli:ROFL!
Legolas:LOL!
Frodo:I will destroy the ring!
Aragorn:I will join too.
Gandalf:Me Too!
Boromir:You got my PSP
Legolas:And my iPod
Gimli:And my DS

Sam:Me too! Elornd:You hacked into a top secret meeting! Merry & Pippin:and me! Elrond: Oh well, you're the Ring club! You hobbits, you come here to Rivendell Sever! Well first, let me tell you more about the Ring. The Ring is like a very big USB drive. It contains one yottabyte of information. The contains the secrets of the Computer. If you put the ring on your finger, you start to know all of that imformation. But it turns the wearer into a scary, evil, thing! If the Mordor Spamming Club(MSC) gets it, they will learn the secrets of the computers and they will destroy EVERY SINGLE WEBSITE, including the LEGO Message Boards! However, the MSC made it, and the only way to destroy it is to throw it into MT. Spam! MSC is a VERY VERY VERY VERY VERY dangerous to go! But Brave Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin will go! Frodo:Remember Uncle Bilbo? He went to Rivendell severs on a trip! He is working on finishing his E-Book! Ready guys? Say bye to are Home Byte End! Sam:Buy old Gaffer! Their adventure will start in the next post...

Ha Ha! That is so funny! :D

Thanks! But while he was writing the story, he kept revising it on the Message Boards. So here's what should have gone in-between the last two posts.

Frodo and his friends go to Shire Airport
At airport desk
Frodo: Can we buy tickets to Rivendell Server?
Airport person: Sorry. We are sold out of tickets!
Frodo:Err.
Frodo pulls out his GPS system
Frodo: I set my GPS to Rivendell servers. We will ride are scooters there. We will have to spend at Beta.
The hobbits take of on their scooters. As they leave, a black thing crashes through the airport lobby
Black thing:BAGGINS!!! SHIRE!!!
Meanwhile The hobbits are speeding down the road to Beta when…
Sam:Hey dudes, I here something!
The hobbits park and hide behind a bid lamppost. Suddenly, a black thing on a jetpack comes down the road. It stops, and smells Frodo and his Ring. It gets closer to him. Suddenly, a horn sounds somewhere, and it flies away!
Pippinooo, that was close! I'll tweet that!
Merry:We're getting close to the Brandywine Superhighway.
They hear a scream behind him. It is the black thing, but there are 3 of them! They speed towards the Brandywine Superhighway! A 3 superjets almost hits them, but they survive! Suddenly, police officers come and block of the black things.
Merry:They have to go north to the Toll gate to cross.
Frodo:From now on, call me Frodo Geekhill.
*They reach Beta. The go to a hotel called The Prancing Pac-Man. Butterbot, the host, greets them, and leads them to the main room. In that room, there is a big disco ball hanging from the ceiling. People are dancing and singing and playing LEGO Rock Band.
To be continued…

Pippin starts talking with people at the Prancing Pac-man.
Pippin:….Frodo Baggins…..
Frodo gasps! He jumps on the table to stop Pippin. Everybody stairs at Frodo
Everybodylay us a song!
Frodo pulls out his electric guitar. He starts playing Jingle Bells. Everybody cheers. Suddenly, he falls of the table and puts the ring on. He disappears!
Everybody:Where'd he go?
Frodo sees computer languages and spam flying around. Suddenly, a big, red, scary, emote made of fire stares at him! Frodo, with great effort, takes the ring of. He crawls to the corner of the room and takes the ring of. He bumps into a person.
Person:I wouldn't have worn I will you. The ring, you have! I know Frodo Baggins. I'm Striderscript. Call your hobbit friends to come to the arcade.
The 4 hobbits go to the arcade. Only Striderscript is there.
Striderscriptk. My real name is Aragorn son of Abacus. I'm friends with Gandalf the Geek. I will help you reach Rivendell Servers!
The next day the hobbits go on their scooters and Aragorn goes on his Harley Davidson. They leave Beta.
Aragorn:We will take a detour to the server to avoid the Nerdgûl (the black things).
They spend the night at a place called Wikitop. Aragorn told the hobbits not to start a fire, but Merry starts one anyway. Nerdgûl come. They track Frodo
Frodo:I will put ring on!
He puts it on and sees that the Nerdgûl are dead kings. They can still see him! Suddenly, he main king hits Frodo with his bazooka
To be continued.
Frodo:AH! His ring falls off
Aragorn:Here I come! He pulls out his tennis racket and smacks the Nerdgûl away!
King Nerdgûl:I'll be back!
Frodo: ohhhhh.
Aragorn:We will need to take you to Rivendell Servers…fast!
*Aragorn dials phone
Aragorn:Riven, we have a problem…
Aragorn carries Frodo on his Harley. The hobbits follow. Arwen comes in her Bentley.Things happen…
Frodo: Ahhhhhaaha! Frodo passes out…. He wakes up somewhere else. He is in a nice palace like place.
Frdoo:Where am I? And what time is it?
Gandalf:Yo, you're still alive! We are at Rivendell Servers. And it's Oct 22nd. You should walk around and meet everybody else.
Frodo:Gandalfy!
Gandalf didn't even look up at Frodo. He was too busy doing Angry Birds. Frodo got up and saw Sam, Merry, and Pippin.
Sam, Merry, and Pippin:Yeah, you are still alive! I thought you die, but you don't! You should meet everybody else!
Frodo sees a Elf playing Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. He saw a dwarf playing Minecraft. He saw a Striderscript watching Chronicles of Narnia. He saw a guy with blond hair playing PSP. He saw Elrond playing his Electric Guitar and singing "I'm so cool" by himself. (Elrond his a really big geek. After all, he is 2000 years old.) Frodo sees other people. And in the other corner, he saw Bilbo writing his E-book. Bilbo saw him
Bilbo:Frodo!
Frodo:Bilbo!
Bilbo:In 10 minutes, we will discuss the ring of yours. I'm excited for it!
To be continued…

That is so funny please keep posting them!!!!!!

Elrond:The Council of Me will start now. Let's a go!

Everybody is sitting in chairs looking at Elrond. Frodo learns everybody's name

Elrong:Bring forth the ring!

Frodo throws the ring at the table

Boromir:I WANTS IT! I will buy it!

Elrond: We need to destroy it. Sorry, its not for sale!

Boromir: :dont_know::crying:

Gimli:I'll destroy it! Gimli fires his shot gun at the ring. The bullet hits the ring and breaks in half

Elrond: The only way to destory it is to throw it into Mt. Spam. Even is your gun has 48902 horse power like some guns, it won't work. Mt. Spam has 1,881,024 degree fire, and the ring was made there. Frodo will throw it into Mt. Spam. And Sam, Merry, Pippin, Gandalf, Boromir, Legolas, Aragorn, and Gimli will come with him! You're the Fellowship of the Ring!

Legolas:Yeah!

Elrond: Council of me is over. He pulls out his Android and starts chatting on the Chatroom of Elrond

Bilbo:I wanna give you something. I will give you Sting, the miniature riffle I used in my adventure! I will also give you my Microthril mail shirt. It will protect you from attacks!

Frodo: Thank you!

Bilbo: On Christmas you and your partners will leave and go to Mordor Spamming Club. Have fun!

2 month pasts

Bilbo:Merry Christmas!

Elrond: The Fellowship of the Ring will leave now! Bye-bye! Don't let the bad guys bite! Ha Ha Ha I'm so funny!:nerd: Nobody else laughs at Elrond. The Fellowship will leave in the next post

To be continued…

The fellowship takes off in an New Zealand Airlines airplane, with Gandalf driving it. Everybody goes in first class. They have a fun time Meanwhile, in the cargo section, a black figure moves around looking in the bags and boxes

Black Figure:They stole its from us! We wants it!

Aragorn: It looks like it is snowy above the Media Mountains. Maybe we should land.

Gandalf:No, we will go over Caradhras. We won't turn back.

Far away, Saruman casts a spell on them

Gandalf:AHHHH! TO MUCH SNOW! I will turn back! Wait, the plane is BREAKING! AHHH!Over Intercom Gentlemen please fasten your seat-belts. We will make a sharp U-Turn. We will then crash on the ground.

The plane crashes. No one gets hurt.

Aragorn:Now what?

Pippin: Let's go home. I'm bored.

Gandalf:The only other way to go through the Media Mountains is to go through The Mines of Modia!

Aragorn:What??? We will die!

Gandalf:That is the only way Argy.

Aragorn:Whatever. We will go through through the Mines of Modia.

Gimli: YAY!

Legolas:NO!

(This is the username of the guy who wrote the story) Naraluke:Now before they go in, I will tell you a little bit more about the Mines of Modia (MOD-E-A) When a mod rejects your post, they don't just delete it. The mods used to keep rejected posts on their computers. But their computers got to full of rejected posts, so they built the Mines of Modia. It is full of Spam, and junk. The dwarfs went there to look for Microthril, a special metal found in Spam. But the Mines of Modia are filled with scary Spam monsters!

To be continued…

The Fellowship edged closer to the entrance to the Mines of Modia. There is a big door.

Gandalf:Now how do we get in here. Knock Knock!

Nothing happens. Behind them is a oil lake. Something moves…

Gandalf:What?

Gandalf hits the door with his iStick and it breaks. Suddenly, a big Transformer comes out of the water and grabs Pippin (he was texting to his friend). Pippin drops the I-pod in his hand and he screams. Legolas fires his machine gun at the big robot. Eventually, they free Pippin and they run in to the Mines of Modia. The door slams behind them. It is pitch dark.

Sam:Good thing I brought my pocket flashlight!

They turn the flashlight on. Gandalf leads them

Gimli: Awesome!

*Gandalf:Be careful! There are Spam orcs around. There are many Spam Trolls and Skulltulas. There are a couple of huge scary Backlogs! They are super-hard to beat!

Merry:This place is giving me the creeps!

Gandalf:This place was made by the mods to put all the Spam. The dwarves came here to look for Microthril. Microthril is very rare and is not found anymore. In fact, Bilbo once got a Microthril shirt. It is worth the price of the Shire and all of the Computers in it!

Gimli: LUCKY!

They reach a big room.

Gandalf: I'll risk using real light! He presses a button on his iStick, and a really bright light turns on. They see a very big area.

Gandalf:Now it is the time to take your pictures! To bad the Modia gift shop is closed…

They turn into a chamber and see Balin's tomb. They find Balin's diary

Gimli:Rest in Peace Balin

Suddenly, Pippin knocks a dead dwarf down a well. It made so much noise that even Elrond could hear it. Before Gandalf could even say "Fool of a Took", Orcs started coming into their chamber!

Gandalf: Fool of a Took!

*Orcs and Skulltulas start pounding on the door. Frodo screams like a girl!

Boromir: They have a Cave troll!

To be continued…

I could hardly stop laughing as I read these!! Keep posting, please! :D :D

Everyone needs to look up 'Lord of the Rings remixes by Chetreo' if u have 't seen them! So cool! There is one for each movie and they r made entirely from sounds from the movies. They r utube vidios they come up if u google that. I think their real titles r like ' LOTR remix 1 of 3 (2 of 3 etc.)' the first one is my favorite.
P.S. Warning: they will b stuck in ur head for about the next week. Lol.

WISH GRANTED!

The bad guys started pounding on the door. The Fellowship get their weapons ready. The Cave Troll bursts in. He has a lot of hand grenades. Behind him, Orcs, Skulltulas and Ceepers charge in!

Everybody:AHHHHH!

Orcs: Roararararara.

Skulltulas: Schachacha.

Creepers: Sssssssssssss…….

The cave troll spots Frodo and decides to get him. The cave troll starts chasing him

Frodo: AWWWWWW!

The Cave Troll squishes Frodo in the wall

Frodo:EEEEK!

Frodo falls on the ground

Sam:Frodo!

Gandalf pokes the Cave Troll in the eye with his iStick. The Cave Troll starts crying like a baby troll and goes to the doctor.

Gandalf: Don't mess with MY FRODO! Aragorn, carry Frodo for me and go! I think he died. The Bridge of Modium is just down there. Let's go!

Frodo: I'm still alive!

And believe me I am still alive.
I'm doing Science and I'm still alive.
I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive.
While you'r—

Gandalf: Ok. That's enough.

Everybody takes off and goes down a path.

Something:RRROOOAAARRR!!!

Pippin: What that?

A really big monster made of pure Spam and fire and spikes roars and chases them.

Gandalf: It's the…the…the BACKLOG! That is what happens when too much rejected spam posts come together! RUN AWAY! Or else you're toast. Or should I say Spam?:joking:

They run. They come to the Bridge of Modium (MOD-E-UM).

Gandalf:CROSS!

They all cross the bridge except Gandalf. He stops at the middle and tries to stop the Backlog

Gandalf:YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!

Backlog:GANDALF…I AM YOUR FATHER!!!

Gandalf:NOOOO!

Backlog:I was just joking…

Gandalf: Oh… Well, go away!

Backlog:NO!

He starts crossing the bridge. The bridge breaks and the Backlog falls in a big, big hole

Gandalf: See, I told you! *Gandalf sticks his tongue out at him. Swiftly, the Backlog swings his big, spamy tale at Gandalf. He trips and holds on to the very edge of the bridge.

Gandalf:FLY YOU FOOLS!

He falls off the cliff!

To be continued…

Frodo looks in terror as one of his best friends falls off a cliff

Frodo:GANDALF!!!!!
Frodo starts crying. The fellowship leaves the Mines of Modia

Gimli: I HATE the Mines of Modia.

Legolas:Me too.

Gimli:AN ELF AGREED TO A ELF? AWW!

Legolas::face_palm:

Frodo:Bye Gandalf. I miss you. I remember when you used to play Sonic with me… BUT NOW YOU'RE GONE! I WILL BE SAD FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE!!!Waaaa-:crying:

Aragorn:It's okay. Should I sing you a lullaby in elvish?

Frodo:No, Striderscript. I got over it.

Aragorn: Oh.

Legolas:We are getting close to Linuxlorien. We can meet the lady Galadriel. We elves who live in the Lost Woods have heard that she is also a big geek (like Elrond).

They enter Linuxlorien. Nobody greets them. It is getting dark.

Legolas: Let's a go to bed! I will check this tree and maybe we can use it to sleep in.

Legolas goes in on top of the tree

Tree:Ah ya ya!

Pippin:A talking tree?

Legolas and 4 other elves fall out of the tree.

Random Elf 1:Welcome. You can stay here for tonight. BTW my name is Shigeru.

The fellowship falls asleep there.

THE NEXT DAY:

Shigeru:Wake up sleepy heads! Today we are going to see Galadriel

They climb a tree. They come to a table and see the Lady Galadriel. She is on her MacBook Pro

Galadriel:Good morning. Did you hear they are releasing a Xbox 720? Also, I just unlocked Mirror Mode on Donkey Kong Country Returns. They recently gave names to some of the new elements! Scientists have discovered a new planet without a sun! They are making Finding Nemo 4! I bought the new Wii U…

Galadriel starts geeking off

30 minutes later…

Galadriel: Oh, by the way, I will help you. You can stay here.

The fellowship settles in. Frodo and Sam starts exploring. They see a iPad on a table. Frodo gets closer to it

Galadriel(Popping out of nowhere):Hey, don't look at it. She plugs it in to an outlet Ok, when I plug it out, you can look at the screen. But DON'T TOUCH IT! It will show things of the Past, present, and future.

To be continued…

Galadriel:LOOK in the iPad of Galadriel… If you dare!

Sam: Sure!

Frodo: Sure!

*Galadriel unplugs the iPad. Sam looks in first. This is what he sees:

Sam sees Frodo in sleeping. He is climbing a tall stair, endless, stair. Suddenly, a vision of Sandyman driving a big tractor destorying all the trees in the Shire. How dare he! And he was driving the Old Gaffer out of his house!

Sam withdraws from the iPad. He didn't want to see his own geeky dad get hurt!*

Galadriel: Some things shown here tell what happens when you fail your quest!

Frodo: I WANNA LOOK!

*Frodo looks at the iPad. This is what he sees:

Frodo sees a white wizard in a forest. "It must be Saruman or an earlier version of Gandalf." Frodo tells himself. He then sees an airplane over the ocean flying over a white factory with seven towers. He then sees a big, red, fiery emote with one big eye. You could see evil in it. Frodo was scared! His ring (which he hangs over his neck) gets heavy. It is the Emote of Sauron!!! The iPad screen starts melting! Frodo is about to touch-

*Galadriel unplugs the iPad. *

Galadriel:I saw what you saw. The Dark Emote knows you are here! You and your gang will leave tomorrow.

Next day

Galadriel:You'll leave now! But before yah all leave, I will give you some gifts.

I give everyone special elvish hamburgers called lembas. I will give you special jackets that make you look almost invisible.

Aragorn, I will give you a pocket to hold your laser gun Andúril.

Boromir, I will give you a gold belts!

Merry and Pippin, I will give you BB guns.

Legolas, you get a better machine gun.

Sam, I give you box of seeds. If you plant it, video games will bloom everywhere!

Gimli, what do you want?

Gimli: I want…a piece of your…iPad!

Galadriel: Uhhhhh…Ok.

And Frodo, I will give a flashlight in which is caught the light of star Sirius. Use it when you have no light!

And now, my friends, go and destroy it! Have fun! Meanwhile, I will just sit here and watch Star Wars. Good luck!

Galadriel: Oh yeah I forgot to say something! We will give you a big tour bus. You can use it until you get to the gate of Mordor. The bus has Internet conection! Now, bye-bye!

Legolas:Bye, my Lady.

They hop on the bus. Aragorn drives it

Merry:Is Mordor scary?

Legolas:Yes, if what I heard are true.

Aragron:Indeed it is! Let me tell you a little more about Sauron and this ring. We were going to talk about it at the chatroom of Elrond, but Elrond forgot.:joking: Aragorn goes on his iPod.

Sauron is a scary bad guy. He is the oldest guy around! He started making magical rings that make ya evil!

Sauron made the Ring Frodo, and it is the most powerful ring ever! Its Sauron's. He wants it! He made it in the Crack of Spam in Mt. Spam. He one day wore it to battle when Isildur shot it of his hand with the laser gun I'm holding now! Sauron then became a spirit. Isildur was happy until he dropped it into a river. It lay there for a very long time until a hobbitish guy named Déagul found it swimming. His friend Sméagul was there and he told him to give it to him for a birthday present. He got it. The ring has a will of it's own, and it forced Sméagul to go into a cave. He sat there for 500 years, changed his name to Gollum and ate sushi until Bilbo came and took it from him. He then went to his home Byte End and Frodo got it! Now Sauron is a big red scary emote and is trying to get it. Gollum is also trying to get it! Sauron is sending his Dorcs to try to get it, but the Dorcs are a little geeky.

They continue driving down the road. Meanwhile, Boromir calls somebody

Boromir:Hey dad…I will try to bring the ring to you…We are down at Linuxlorien…what…well, I'll try to hijack the bus…bye-bye

Boromir hangs up

To be contuined

Aragorn:Let's go to the Black Gate of the Mordor.

Boromir:No, let's got to Meta Tirith. We Gondorks need the Ring to fight the Dorcs.

Aragorn:No, you don't need it!

Boromir:We need it.

Gimli:Hey, there is a McDonalds here! Let's stop by and get a cheeseburger.

Aragorn:No, we're going to he black gate!

Boromir:We're going to Meta Tirith.

Gimli:Well I'm eating!

Aragorn, Boromir, and Gimli all start pulling on the steering wheel. They pull the wheel off. Dramatically, the bus flipped over and everybody flies out of the bus. The bus then falls in the river

Pippin:Well there goes our bus!

They enter McDonalds and eat.

Legolas:I will try to buy scooters for everybody!

Frodo:I will go around and explore.

He goes of the road to into the mountains. He runs into Boromir

Boromir:Hey Frodo! I would like to talk about…something! I want to buy your ring!

Frodo: Sorry, I'm not selling it!

Boromir:Give it to me give it give it give it!

Frodo:No

Boromir:Come on! I will be your best friend forever!

Frodo:NO! It is mine!

Boromir:Well I'm a professional in American Football!

Boromir tackles Frodo. Frodo puts the ring on! He starts seeing SPAM flying around everywhere. He runs away to a old weather station on the top of the mountain. Frodo can see very far! He could see Rivendell Servers. He looked around. He saw Meta Tirith, and E-Doras! He looked around and saw the Mordor Spamming Club. He saw a big black tower called Bugad-dûr and on top was……….THE EMOTE OF SAURON! He saw Sauron and Sauron saw Frodo! Sauron knew he was there with his ring! Frodo takes his ring off. There are dorcs attacking. They are wearing big glasses.:nerd: The dorcs start attacking everyone.

Frodo: I will take off and go to Mordor by myself! He runs down to McDonalds. Everyone is gone atacking the dorcs. Frodo goes on one of the new scooters Legolas bought and takes off

Sam:WAIT!

Frodo:I don't want your help!

Sam still comes and catches up to Frodo

Frodo:I'm glad you're with me.

To be continued…

meanwhile

Gimli:This is a good hamburger!

Legolas:I'm back! By the way, where is Boromir?

Sam:And where's Frodo?

Legolas:I'll look for them. He leaves. 2 minuets later, he comes back

Legolas;THE DORCS ARE ATTACKING! AHHHH!

Everybody runs outside and starts fighting. Sam looks for his Frodo finds him taking of on his scooter and chases him. A SOS rings through the air.

Aragorn:IT'S BOROMIR'S TELEGRAPH! HE IS IN TROUBLE!!!

Aragorn sees Boromir sitting on a tree

Boromir:There are many dorcs. They have hurt me badly. I tried getting the ring from Frodo, but I failed. The Ring is too strong. Let'em destroy it! I don't like it anymore. Aragorn, be a good king! Use your time wisely!

Boromir falls asleep. Meanwhile, the dorcs capture Merry and Pippin thinking their are Frodo and Sam.

Aragorn:Legolas and Gimli, let Frodo and Sam destroy the Ring. It's out of our hands. Let's rescue Merry and Pip and Save Gondor and Rohan!

Legolas:Cool.

Gimli:Yay.

Aragorn:Let's a go!

They take of on their scooters.

Aragorn:My scooters' name is putt putt!

Gilli:Mine is the gold miner

Legolas:Mine is Epona! BTW I think the dorc army is way ahead! They are taking the Hobbits to Internetguard! Let's speed up!

Meanwhile

Dorcs:We caught Hobbits! Cool cool cool!

Dorc 1:Let's eat them! I haven't had nothing but old musty pie for 3 days!

Dorc Boss:NO! Boss said he wants them alive!

Dorc 1O he wants to eat them!

Dorc 2:I wanna eat them too ya know!

Dorc Boss:If you don't be quite now I will make you sit in the corner!

Dorcs:GASP!

Meanwhile

Legolas:I spot some fellow people riding cars! Let's say hi!

Cars come bye

Legolas:Hello!

Car leader:WHO GOES THERE???

To be continued…

Sam:I think we're going in circles!

Frodo:We'll find the way eventually!

Frodo and Sam are stuck in the smoggy mountains. They are trying to get out to go to the Mordor.

Frodo:Hey Sam, why is your bag so big? What did you pack?

Sam:Well…I brought my TV, DVD player, Wii, PS3, PSP, 3DS, iPod, iPad, MacBook, iPhone, Xbox, Camera, GB, and many games!

Frodo: Oh Sam!
Sudenly, a skinny, scary thing jumps on Frodo

Scary Thing:I WANT MA PRECIOUS!

Sam comes and pulls him off

Frodo:Its GOLLUM!

Gollum:Yeah that's me! And we wants Precious!

Frodo:NO!
Gollum:joking:LEASE!
Frodo:No!

Gollum; We gets good ideas. We will take hobbits to Mordor! Gollum knows secret path!*

Sam:happy:on't trust him Frodo!

Gollumtupid hobbit! Don't listen to him! Gollum does no harm!

Frodoure, why not.

Gollum:YAY YAY YAY YAY! Follow me! We will go through the Bread Marshes!

Gollum takes off

Frodo:WAIT!

To be continued…

Legolas:Hello!

Car leader:WHO GOES THERE???

Aragorn:I am Striderscript. These are my buddies!

Car Leader:What a weird name you have. I know a person on the LEGO Message Boards with the username Striderscript! By the way we are the Drivers of Rohan. We drive around. And my name is Naraluke (sound familiar:joking:).

Aragorn:Yes, I'm Striderscript. My real name is Aragorn son of Abacus. I'm friends of Gandalf. I have heard of your king Theoden. I want to see him later.

Naraluke: Sure. Come anytime! He is in E-Doras, the capital. We serve free Coca-cola for anyone who wants it. After all, the coke factory is in Rohan! So, why is a man, dwarf, and elf traveling here?

Aragorn: Oh, we are looking for some friends that got captured by dorcs.

Naraluke: Oh, we captured some dorcs… It was just north of here.

Aragorn, Sure, I will look. Gimli loses it. :crying:

Naraluke:Bye-bye!

The 3 travelers take of on the scooters and the drivers of Rohan take of with a big cloud of dust behind them

Legolas:I see the dorcs ahead! They go there but don't see Merry and Pippin

Meanwhile

Merry and Pippin were reviewing the events of the previous day. Somehow they managed to escape the car people. Now there were in a very very very spooky forest.

Merry:Hey old Pip, see that old hill there, let's tale a rest there.

Pippin: Cool.

They go on top of the hill. They can see far and wide. On top of the hill there is an old tree

Merry:This is such a quiet place.

Pippin:Yeah. I almost LIKE this place!

A voice from behind them:You like this place? Hmm, hmm.

Merry & Pippin:AHH! What was that?

To be continued…

Just wonderin' how y'all are liking Modern LotR. Let me know if you want more!

I'm liking it! More, definitely! :) (Of course, I already told you that… are you waiting for somebody else to say they want more? :D)

I REALLY like them! :) MORE!!!

Haha I'll say it to 'MORE!' Haha. Lol

I went on the Lego message board to discover that we r about 30 episodes behind lol so I figured I'd help fili and kili out.
@ fili and kili - sorry if I'm offending u.

…A voice from behind them:You like this place? Hmm, hmm.
Merry & Pippin:AHH! What was that?
Merry & Pippin look behind them and see a tree with 2 eyes and arms and stuff talking to them!
Tree:Hi. I am a tree! My name is Treebeard! I am an Ent, a tree that can talk and move!
Pippin:Ummmm…..Hi!
Treebeard:Hi. I am very old. Are you a dorc?
Merry;No, sir.
Treebeard:I hope not! You look like a good guy. Who are you?
Merry:I am Meriadoc and this is my friend Peregrin. We are hobbits from the Shire.
Pippin:I like computers.
Treebeardeople these days…Back in MY day, we didn't have computers. We had to look it up instead! So, why are you here?
Merry:We went on a mission with a guy named Frodo and a wizzard named Gandalf…
Treebeard:YOU KNOW GANDALF??? COOL! I MET HIM TOO! I AM HIS BIGGEST FAN! I EVEN HAS HIS AUTOGRAPH!
Pippin:He fell in Modia.
Treebeard: That is sad man. Well, I have a special meeting with a bunch of other trees! The evil wizard Saruman has his geeky dorcs cut down my fellow trees with Chainsaws! It is sad. So we trees formed The United Trees of Scary Forest Security Council and Protection Agency that Protects Trees and Other Stuff, or UTSFSCPAPTOS. We talk in old Entish, the language we Ents speak. Entish is VERY SLOW but it is awesome!!! You can watch us talk.
*Meanwhile
Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli are looking for Merry & Pippin
Legolas:Maybe they escaped and went into the Scary Forest.
They enter the forest
Gimli: Oh, these trees are boring! Eek!
Legolas: people say they talk!
Gimli:What do trees talk about?
They run into a big, white person
Everyone:IT IS SARUMAN!
To be continued…
Frodo and Sam and Gollum go through the Bread Marshes
Gollum:A long time ago here there was big Spam Wars. Men and Elves and Dorcs were involved.
Frodo:Cool!
Gollum: See those lightsss. Its old Spams. If sad Gollum see it, HE WILL GET DIE!
Sam:Eww.
Frodo: So wasn't your name Smeagul?
Gollum gets a big grin on his face
Gollum:Yes, Yes. Smeagul! He he he… Ahead is the Black Gate! We can then go to the Mordor Spamming Club!
They hear a scream.
Gollum:HIDE!
They hide under a rock. Above them, they see a Nerdgúl fly by on their Jetpack
Sam:Those give me the creeps.
Nerdgúl:EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
Gollum: Move along!
They come to the Black Gate
Gollum:TA DA!
Sam:Man, that's big. That is like a dam!
Suddenly, it opens. A really, really, really,really,really,really,really,really,really, big army of dorcs comes out. It is a big army. Really. Frodo and Sam hide behind an old vending machine.
Dorc 1: I saw the vending machine move!
Dorc 2:You're playing to many video games recently… Dorcs these days…
Dorc 1: I should cut down on video games…
Frodo:A-A-AAAA CHOOOOOO!
Dorc 1:The vending machine just sneezed.
Dorc 2: I think it just caught a cold. Ignore it. Secretly to himselfHe's crazy! I will take his Play Station 3 away!
Dorc 1:I HEARD THAT!
They walk away
Sam:That was a close call!
Frodo: And how do we get into the Mordor Spaming Club?
Gollum:Follow me! Smeagul knows a secret way into the Mordor. After all, Smeagul used to be a spy!!!
Sam: Oh dear… To Frodo I really don't trust this Gollum…thing. He seems to be lying. And he stinks and looks a little…odd. Let's just go our own way.
Frodo:No, let's trust him!
To be continued…

Everyone:IT IS SARUMAN!
Saruman:Hello. I am not Saruman. I am Gandalf.
Gimli:You are Gandalf? I thought you fell in that big old hole!
Gandalf: Oh yeah, I died and came back to life! He pulls out his white iPad See! This is my iPad!
Aragorn:WOW! You are Gandalf. Let's have a party! Aragorn pulls out a party popper
Gandalf:No party! We will go to E-Doras.
Meanwhile
Treebeard:Hey Meriadoc and Peregrin. You can watch us talk. We will talk about what to do with the bully Saruman.
He starts talking to all of the trees. There were many kind of trees. They start talking in old Entish for Hours
Merry:Have you made a decision yet?
Treebeard: Decision? No! We have only just said Good Morning.
They talk for more hours
Treebeard:We decided that you aren't dorcs.*
They continue talking for more hours
Pippin:You know, they are so…like…First Age!
Merry:They should just use Twitter!
Treebeard:We will send a fellow tree to hang out with you. His name is Quickpost.
Quickpost:yo dudes wats up?
Pippin:Hi!
The trees talk and talk and talk and talk and talk and talk for days!
Treebeard:We have finished!
Quickbeam:cul i waz geting bored these hobbits r gr8.
Treebeard:We will go to Internetguard and attack Saruman!
Meanwhile
The 4 people arrive at E-Doras
Gandalf:Knock Knock! I want to see Boss Theoden
Naraluke: Sure! But first, drop your weapons!
Aragorn puts his laser gun down, and Legolas and Gimli put their guns down. Gandalf keeps his iStick
Gandalf: Yo Theoden!
To be continued…
Theoden:Hello my dear friends! By the way, who are you?
Gandalf and his friends are at the golden hall of Meducar. Pictures of Cars and Coke line the walls of the place. There are many Coca-cola vending machines around the hall. Eowyn and Eomer are there. Grima, commonly known as Coketounge, is on his Windows 8 next to Theoden.
Theoden: Oh you. You were the one who took our Ferrari Shadowfax!
Gandalf: Shadowfax is awesome! She's even Hybrid!
Theoden:Coketounge wispers something in Theoden's ear Oh dear, we will kick you out.
Gandalf: DON'T LISTEN TO HIM!
Theoden:WHY? HE IS MY BEST FRIEND! He sticks his tongue out at Gandalf
Gandalf pulls out his iStick and pokes Theoden
Gandalf:LEAVE HIM NOW! GO GO GO GO GO!
Theoden: I WILL NOT LEAVE! AND WHO ALLOWED WEAPONS INTO HERE?
Naraluke: Sorry, it was his stick!
Eomer:He is crazy!
Eowyn:I have a bad feeling about this…
GANDALF: GO AWAY AND NEVER COME BACK!
Theoden:Aaa. I'm…back!
Gandalf: Coketounge is a bad guy who has put you under spell and made you made. But I have released it from you!
Gandalf throws Grima out the window. Grima goes to Internetguard
Grima:Hey! I don't have any money! How do I eat?
Gandalf throws a coupon to McDonald's at him
Gimli:I'll take his Windows 8!
Theoden:Hello. Thank you very much. I never liked him anyway.
Eowyn (to Eomer):Ive always found him quite nerdy.
Eomer:I want the Windows 8 too you know…
Gandalf: So, you know, that Saruman guy…
Theoden:Yes Mr. Gandalf?
Gandalf:He just made this super duper army of scary dorcs made of recycled computer parts. And he wants to attack you all!
Theoden:NOOOO!
Gandalf:And we need to make an army and defend. Let's go to the Helm's Depot and defend!
Theoden:Good idea! I will make an army. Eomer will join me, and Eowyn will be the boss here.
Eowyn:But I want to fight too.
Theoden: Sorry.
Theoden. Bye guys. I will make an army.
He goes outside to make an army. And soon as the door closes, everybody tackles each other for the Windows 8
To be continued…

Ha Ha! This is really funny!

Thanks Danielle! ;-) Here's some more!

Gollum:Come, come. Follow us. We knows how to gets to Mordor.
They walk
Gollummeagul will go to bed now! Good night good hobbits.
Frodo falls asleep. Sam tries to fall asleep but can't. Gollum is looking at his reflection through a Android and is talking to himself about "his precious"
Gollum:We wants precious and we can become the Gollum. No, no, we need to be good to hobbits. We wants precious. No! Go away!
Sam:He's crazy. I ain't trust'n him. I will go to bed.
*In the morning
Sam wakes up and tries to wake Frodo up
Frodo: Ahhhh. I don't wanna wake up.
Sam looks around the place. He sees Gollum watching The Sound of Precious on his iPad.
Gollum's iPad: The caves are alive…with the sounds of Precious!
*Sam rolls his eyes. Frodo wakes up and Gollum puts his iPad away.
I had a weird dream that…Darn, I forgot it!
Gollum roles his really big eyes
Gollum:Today wes go down more to a special gate to Mordor! Follow me!
They follow him. All of a sudden, people capture Frodo and Sam. They go unconscious.
Sam:Where are we?
They look around. They are in a special underground base! Gondorks surround them and talking
To be continued…

Everyone starts a big fight over the computer. Theoden suddenly bursts into the room.
Theoden:What the heck?….Hey, I WANT THAT COMPUTER TOO!
He joins the fight to get the computer. Suddenly, in slow motion, the computer flies into the air
Everyone (said in slow motion):NOOOOOOO!
The computer lands in slow motion on the hard ground and shatters into millions of pieces.
Aragorn:Why were we fighting over that anyway?
Naraluke:I forgot.
Theoden:THE COMPUTER! Oh well, I'll just buy a new computer at the new Apple Store in Rohan. Apple is better anyway. I made a new Army! over the intercom EVERYONE, GO ON THE FERRARI'S TO THE HELM'S DEPOT I REPEAT THE HELM'S DEPOT!
Many many cars take off. They go down route 620689723681286 to Helm's Depot. They go there and get their army ready.
Gandalf:I will be back.
He leaves
Theoden:WE ARE DOOMED! WAA~ I will call Galadriel!
He goes on his phone.
Theoden:Good Morning Galadriel!
Galadriel:What do you want? I'm in the middle of watching Back to the Future!
Theoden:We want some elves to help us scare of this army.
Galadriel: Sure. I will also send some cheer leaders too!
In 2 hours elves in helicopters come down to aid them
Elf Cheerleader:GO GO GO ROHAN GO! WOOOO!
In the distance, they see a really, really, really big army of dorcs. They all have 2 big . They are scary. They are big.
Elf Cheerleader:BOO! BOO! BOO TO YOU BULLY ARMY!
BTW, the dorc army is big. Just making sure you get the picture
To be continued…

Here is the Lord if the Rings poem:
Three Rings or the Elven-kings under the sky,
Seven for the Moderators on there computers of stone,
Nine for Mortal Nerds doomed to die, One for the Dark Spammer on his dark throne
In the Land of The Mordor where the Shadows lie.
One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them,
One Ring to bring them all and in the darkness bind them
In the Land of Mordor where the Virus lie.

Merry and Pippin were riding on Treebeard's head. They were on the LEGO Message Boards.
Pippin:ARE WE THERE YET?
Treebeard:For the millionth time, NO!
Pippin:Then what is that big black radio tower like thing there?
Treebeard:Hey! We are here! We will attack Internet-guard!
All the Ents start running to the big laser fence guarding the place
Merry: So how do we get through there?
Treebeard kicks one of the laser fence pillars. The whole laser fence turns of
Pippin:Man, TREES ROCKS!
Merry:Trees are friends, not chairs!
All the Ents go and attack and destroy Internet-guard. There are only big towers and big piles of Computer parts. In the center of Internet-guard is a black radio/Internet tower called Saruman Sky Tree. Saruman and Grima are in it.
Saruman:There are trees attacking my cool place! How dare they!
An Ent picks up Saruman's Porsche and jumps on it. Another Ent finds Saruman's new TV and eats it. Quickbeam takes all of Saruman's LEGO away!
To be continued…

Sam:Were are we?
A guy comes and talks to them
Guy:Hi guys. I'm Faramir.
Frodo:I'm Frodo. I am a hobbit of the Shire.
Sam:And I am Frodo's gardener, but I hate gardening and I mostly do Video Games Instead.
Faramir:Hi
Sam:Hi
Frodo:Hi
Faramir:Hi
Frodo:Hi
Sam:Hi
Faramir:Hi
Frodo:ERR! THIS IS GETTING NOWHERE! So, where are we?
Faramir:Well, we found you and we caught you. Are you good guys?
Sam:Yea.
Faramir: OK! I will let you stay here. Hey Frodo. Why are you here at Mordor?
Frodo:I can to destroy the rin-I am on vacation.
Faramir: You cam to destroy the one ring? I WANT IT!
Sam:It's not for sale sir.
Faramir:But we need it to fight Sauron. Mah Papa says he needs it. Plus, why couldn't you just fly here?
Frodo: One does not simply walk into Mordor.
Faramir: O_O You sound like my Bro Boromir!
Frodo:You are Brothers with Boromir?
Faramir:Yeah. He is cool. I really miss him now… Sometimes he would dress up like Mario and I would dress up like Luigi because he is older but shorter. AND I WANTS THE RING!!!!!!
Frodo:YOUR BRO IS GONE BECAUSE HE TRIED TO GET THE RING!
Faramir: Oh. I don't want it anymore. Let me bring you outside. Goes outside See, we are in a secret base behind a waterfall. There is a weird thing on his iPad down there, and you ain't allowed to do that here.
They see Gollum watching The Sound of Precious 2 on his iPad (this is what he made for 500 years in the caves)
Sam:Well then why is your phone on?
Faramir: Opps…
Gollum:They betrays us and took away precious…waa…
Frodo: DON'T SHOOT! He is our friend! Frodo goes down and brings him up
Gollum: DON'T HURTS US!
Faramir:You can leave tomorrow to go to The Mordor Spamming Club.
The next day
Faramir:Bye-bye!
Gollum:I KNOW! We will let her to its…
Legolas and Gimli stare at the big army of dorcs coming at them.
Gimli: So how in the world are we going to beat them?
Legolas:Quantum Physics.
Gimli:What in the world are Quantum Physics???
Legolas:I don't know…
Gimli:THEN HOW DO WE USE THEM???
Aragorn:Hey, aren't they called Quantum Mechanics?
Legolas:Quantum Mechanics and Quantum Physics are both the same thing and follow the same principals.
Gimli:I AM REALLY CONFUSED!
Aragorn & Legolas:Me too.
The army gets closer
Elf Cheerleader:GO GO ROHAN!
Legolas:We should just shoot them.
Gimli: DARN! I forgot my gun at Rohan.
Legolas: Opps. me too.
Aragorn:Me too! I was so excited to leave I forgot to get my laser gun*
Naraluke:Everyone forgot there weapons!
Gimli:THEN WHAT DO WE DO??? Throw LEGO at them?
Legolas:I got an idea! You know in Angry Birds you catapult birds at the pigs? So let's catapult the items at The Helm's Depot at them!
When The Helm's Depot is not used in battle, it serves as a big store that sells everything. Everyone gathers items from the store and get ready to catapult them
Theodred:FIRE!
Dorc 1:Hey, they don't have any guns, but we do! It would be easy to beat them!
A microscope lands on him
Dorc 1: OW OW OW OW OW! He goes to the doctor
Frying pans, bananas, LEGO, heaters, microscopes, Nintendo 64s, books, Christmas trees, balls, tires, phones, gloves, trains, coke, SPAM, Frisbees, and etc. at the dorcs. The dorcs are too strong though! (Imagine how effective the gloves are). It becomes nighttime, and They start throwing gernades at ye old gate. The Rohan people throw laughing gas back at them. However, the dorcs get through and attack them from inside The Helm's Depot.
Eomer:WE ARE LOOSING! I DON'T WANT TO DIE YET! He throws a Deku Nut at the dorcs WE NEED GANDALF!
The sun rises over the mountain. Gandalf still doesn't come. Eomer pulls out his script
Eomer:The script says that Eomer is supposed to come when the sun rises over the mountain! We will really die!
To be continued…
Gandalf:HURRY UP!
Gandalf looked as the sun started to rise over the mountain. He knew he was going to be late for the battle of Helm's Depot. He hoped he would get there on time. Gandalf gathered an army of people he found on the Internet. They all took off on their bikes to go to Helm's Depot, but the army was hungry so they stopped off at fast food place Burger King. However, Burger King wasn't fast enough.
Gandalf:Hurry up! I am getting bored. We need to fight some dorcs.
The food came and everyone in the army started munching on the food loudly. They finished
Gandalf:JUMP INTO YOUR CARS AND GO!
They go into their cars and they speed at 1,000 kilometers per hour. They get to the edge of the Helm's Depot valley, but nobody sees them. They stop there
Gandalf: Oh dear! They are loosing badly!
Aragorn:FIRE THE NAPKINS!
Napkins fly though the air and hit the dorcs. It doesn't harm the dorcs. Gandalf and his buddies all ride in their cars and they drive down the hill straight into the army of Dorcs. They beat the army of dorcs! Yay! They park out in front of The Helm's Depot.
Gimli:You saved our lives, we are eternally grateful.
Gandalf:Ahh, it was no problem. Now, let's go into Internet-guard.
To be continued…
Treebeard looked at the big Internet-guard.
Treebeard:GO!
Treebeard cued the other Ents on top of the hill behind Internet guard. They all start kicking the big dam behind Internet-guard, and all of Internet-guard gets flooded.
Saruman:NOOOO!!!
Treebeard:He he he…
The people who fought at the Helm's Depot comes there
Gandalf:Howdy. I'll talk to Saruman now!
They go to Saruman Sky tree.
Gandalf:Hey Saruman, Long time no see!
Theoden:Hey Wormtounge. Your Windows 8 has been destroyed.
Gandalf uses the force and breaks Saruman's iStick.
Saruman:Hey! You should let me free and I will be your best friend!
Naraluke:Good idea! I wi-
Gandalf:Umm, DON'T LISTEN TO HIM HE IS A BAD GUY! HIS VOICE WILL TRICK YOU! PUT EARPLUGS ON!
Saruman goes inside his tower. They hear screaming.
Saruman:I want it!
Wormtounge:NO I WANT IT!
Saruman:NO I WANT IT!
Wormtounge:NO I WANT IT!
Saruman:NO I WANT IT!
*A big phone flies out the window. Pippin picks it up.
Gandalf:I'll take dat! That isn't for your eyes!
Merry and Pippin wonder off to a warehouse in Internet-game
Merry:Hey look Pip! A bunch of 3DS games! I have lost all of my games. But I still have my 3DS!
Pippin:Cool! Let's play!
Merry: Should we tell Treebeard?
Pippin:Naw. It could be related to him somehow.
Merry:Yeah, you are right. Wait…WHAT???
Gandalf:Hey guys! We will go back to Rohan now. Get your luggage packed and let's go!
They all jump into cars and take off to Rohan!
To be continued…
The Drivers of Rohan start their cars.
"Let's go!" says Eomer.*
Aragorn:WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAAAAAIT! I just found Saruman's Private Jumbo Mumbo Jet! Let's take that instead!
They all go in the jet and Gandalf drives them. He lands them into Rohan. They all go into Rohan
Eowyn: Welcome back!
Aragorn: Hey!
Eowyn: So who is going to clean up the Windows 8 pieces?
Legolas: Oh Great! Not THAT again! I think Gimli should clean it up!
Gimli:Err…I hate cleaning up computers!
Everybody votes and decides that Gimli should pick it up.
Afterwards
Merry & Pippin are wondering around the place and looking at everything that is going on. Someone is playing 3 banjos at once! A bunch of people are playing Rohan Kart 7 on a big TV. Legolas and Gimli are having a Coke drinking contest, and it looks like Gimli has drunken two much coke; he's on the flo or! Slowly, everybody falls asleep
Pippin: Shhh…I want to pick up Saruman's phone and use it!*
Merry:Hey! Listen! It is bad! Don't use it!
Pippin:I'll use it then! You just go to bed now!
Pippin craws towards Gandalf, who is hugging the phone. He takes the phone away, and puts a big banana there instead! Pippin looks into the phone. He sees a BIG RED AND BLACK EMOTE MADE OF FIRE LOOKING AT HIM IT IS SAURON AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Merry pulls Pippin away form the phone. A sonic boom is heard, and everyone wakes up!
Gandalf:What did you see?
Pippin:I saw, a big golden city with a white tree in the middle on FIRE!
Gandalf: Sauron has revealed his plan to you. He thinks you are Frodo! *To Aragorn Let's go to Meta Tirth in Gondor and help them.
Aragorn:Naa. I will stay here! They ain't help us. I ain't help 'em!
Gandalf:But they need your help. I want you to come!
Aragorn:I'll think about it.
Gandalf takes Pippin in his Ferrari and takes of to Gondor!
To be continued…
Gollum: Follow me! I know the way!
Sam:You've said that about 1,000,000 times already!
Gollum: But I do! I use Google Maps! ALso, I wasss a Math Major in Universsssity, but I forgots how to counts… what was a millons?
Sam: Um…Ok…
Frodo:Millions is a big number. And Sam, don't be rude. He is showing us the way.
Sam:Maybe not…
Frodo: Oh well. He will bring us somewhere. Frodo and Sam look around. There is no one around, just like the last 2 days of traveling since they met Faramir. Just old old old old old old Factories. Back when everything used to say Made in Gondor.
Gollum:We turns here. They turn Let's hurry up! We are close! They come to a big green city
Sam:Hey, it is the Emerald City for The Wizard of Oz!
Frodo:Goes on the InternetAfter they were done filming the film Sauron turned it into a base and called it Midi Morgul.
Sam: SO, Gollum, how do we get to Mordor. Do we go through there?
Gollum:Everybody, look to your left. We will take THOSE stairs.
Sam: O ?O!!! We will climb THOSE stairs! That is like the world's biggest and steepest stairs!Sam is quite out of shape!
Gollum: In fact, it issss!
Sam: Isn't there an Elevator or Escalator or something?
Gollum: No. Let's a climb.
I minute later
Sam: I AM SO SO SO SO SO TIRED I WILL DIE!
Frodo:Calm down.
Gollum: Only 6 hours left!
Sam:NOOOOOOO!
They hear a big door of thee olde open, and then they hear a big old gate open. Millions of dorcs start coming out.
Sam:WOW! Were are they going?
Frodo:To fight Aragorn or something.
Sam: Oh dear. That looks like a lot for him.
Gollum:Let;s hurry up. We are getting to Mordor soon. He he he…
To be continued…

Gandalf pulls in the mega parking lot to Meta Terith. The big city made out of shiny metals glitters in the sun.

Gandalf: WELCOME TO META TIRTH. We will see the Geek of Gondor now. Because there is no Mayor, the royal geeky family decieded to become Mayor. Aragorn is supposed to be king, but don't talk about 'em. This guy's named Denother, and he is Boromir's papa. He is also Faramir's pop. Don't talk about Frodo and his Ring either. In fact, you ought not to talk about anything!

They on a escalator, the longest escalator in Middle-Earth. They reach his hall and enter. They see Denother playing Pacman on his old computer

Denother: 'sup dudes?

Gandalf:Hey Denother!

Denother: Oh hey, a ha take that pink monster don't mess with pacman, so why are you here, yeah next level…

Gandalf:We came to tell ya all about the big army that is coming to attack you from Mordor. We will like to call Rohan to come.

Denother: Rohan? I don't want them to come help us 'll. We can fight the big old army ourselves. To himself I bet they will depose us. Back to them So, why a shorty here with us, and wheres he from?

Gandalf: He is a half-ling from the Shire. He is really cool, and his name is Pippin.

Pippin:Hi

Denother:Hi

Pippin:Hi

Denother:Hi

Pippin:I will give my service to you!

Denother: Yes! I'll let you be under mah rule.

Starts playing Pacman again. Pippin starts exploring the big city. Gandalf just stays in his room. Pippin buys postcards and sends them to his hobbit friends. He meets cool people. He buys new food and and gains new weight. But it isn't the same without Merry. Pippin misses Merry very very very very very much. He goes back to his room

Gandalf:I got an Idea. See the Bat Signal over there? Turn that on without the guards seeing you and that will call Rohan to come.*

Pippin puts his spy gear on and goes and turns the Signal on.

Guard:Hey! Who turned THAT on?

His boss suddenly comes and fires him

In Rohan

Aragorn:Meta Tirth needs help. I will help.

To be continued…

Aragorn looks at the flashing light

Aragorn:I will take the Path of the Dead Hard Drives.

Eowyn:WHAT? Do you seek death? Everyone who go there, they die!

Aragron:Yes. I will get all of the dead geeks there who fought for Gondor but died. There are just sittin around. My great great great great great great grandfather, Islidur, was the one who got them there, so I'll be safe.

Theoden: Well, bye-bye Takes off

Aragorn:Rohan! Go to the Gond!

All of the Rohan takes off. The William Tell Overture plays. But Aragorn, Legolas, and Gimli stay behind

Aragorn:Follow me.

They go to the side of a mountain. They enter through a scary opening

Gimli: Ohhh, I am scarred!
Sound behind him: Ssssssss, your DS is deadssss

Gimli:AH! Turns around Oh, it's nothing.

They continue. They all see old, broken computers. They come to a big ol' hall.

Aragorn: Hello? Anybody home? Aragorn sees a doorbell. He presses it and a bunch of Halograms come out.

King Hologram:Why are you on the Path of the Dead Hard Drives?

Aragorn:Hey, do you happen to be the King of the Dead Hard Drives (or KDHD)?

King Hologram:Yeah, but why ARE YOU HERE?

Aragorn: We want your help fighting Sauron who is attacking Gondor. Want to help us? I am Islidur's heir.

KDHD:No. All of the Holograms disapear. Millions of Computer Parts start rolling down the hill at them. They somehow manage the dodge them and go outside

Legolas:We're FREE!

The KDHD comes out and greets them

KDHD:Hey, we'll help you.:thumbs_up:

They find an Airplane parked and they use it and fly to Meta TIrth

To be continued…

Pippin looks at the good view of the night sky above city from his hotel. Gandalf is pacing around behind him.

Gandalf:Where is my Faramir oh where is my Faramir oh where where where oh where where where…

The sun rises over the mountains in the distance

Gandalf:joking:ippin, it's time to go see Denother. You now work for him, so you have to wake up early.

They enter his hall and see him on his big chair…sleeping. Gandalf pokes him with his iStick and he wakes up suddenly.

Pippin:Hey.

Gandalf:The enemy army from Mordor is coming here. Worst Case scenario, they will attack by in 2 days maybe. And Mordor dorcs love worst case scenarios! They will attack Opergiliath by tomorrow night maybe.

Faramir bursts into the room

Faramir:Hey. Hi Dad, Hi Gandalf, Hi hey another half-ling!

Gandalf:That is not the first halfling you have seen?

Faramir:Yeah, right! You know everything! I saw Frodo and Sam and the ring!

Denother:happy:o you give me THE RING???

Faramir:No, and be happy I didn't! The ring will break ya brain!

Gandalf:Go go Faramir!

Denother:WHA~~~~? Everybody please go outside I need to think a little bit.

Everybody except Denother goes outside.

Gandalf:Where was Frodo going?

Faramir:They were going to though the Mordor path and go past Cirith Unix. They are led by Gollum.

Gandalf:What? I hope they are Ok!

Pippin:Huh? What are you talking about?

Denother:You can come in now!

They enter

Denother:Faramir, you will go to Opergiliath and protect it.

Faramir:But I will die!

Denother:Just GO!

Faramir: Ok. He gathers his army and they drive off to Opergiliath

Faramir:I have a bad feeling about this…

Gandalf:happy:enother, um….YIKES!

To be continued…

A day passed in Meta Tirth. People got ready for a battle. A big army of Dorcs start marching towards Meta Tirth. There are 304,434,125 dorcs marching at them. Denethor calls Pippin to come up to his tower
Denethor: It's a good view from up here, eh? I can see all of the city and my army here. The enemy army is quite big compared to ours…
Pippin:Well, Gandalf said we could call Rohan, but you said no!
Denethor:Well, well, well. I don't like Gandalf. His ideas are stupid. He eats too much junk food or something.
They see Gandalf taking a bite out of a cheeseburger before he goes into battle
Denethor:Well, the army will go into battle really soon. In fact, they are starting now! They here an explosion Well, I will play Tetris!
Pippin: You will play Tetris when your army is at war? Don't you want to show respect for your army?
Denother: Na. It is boring to watch. Tetris is many times better! They are going to get beaten anyway… Denother turns Tetris on.
Tetris music: DAA DA DA DAA DA DA DAA DA DA DAA DA DA DAAA DA DAAA DAAA DAA DA DA!
Pippin: Oh dear. Urr, the Tetris song is now STUCK IN MY HEAD! AHH!
Pippin looks onto the battle. He sees the army trying to beat Meta Tirth up.
Denother: Sing a song Pippin!
Pippin: Ok!
*To the tune of the Tetris song
Gondor's at war and the army is fighting strong against the Evil dark Lord
Da da da da
Sauron has a big army, there is so many dorcs he's made a world record

The people are fight brave for the metal city, I hope they win and bring back peace
Da da da da
However as I watch, I see Gondor's army start to slowy but surely decrease

Oh no if they loose we are really doomed!
And all my spare lunches will be consumed!

Pippin continues his song. He finishes.
Denother:Yeah, I finished a game with 999,999 points! I will go outside and see what is going on.
They both walk outside
Denother: See that room here?That is my secret storage room. It has plenty of Equipment you can use for emergency!
Pippin goes to the battle
To be contuined…
Pippin climbs down the stairs and goes into a battle. There are sounds all around him. They are many Fighter Aircrafts flying in the sky. The sound is deafening. Pippin was standing right in the middle of it when someone shouted "HIDE!"
Pippin hid behind a mailbox and saw a explosion where he was standing. He climbed up a ledge and could see the enemy army. The huge army of many dorcs where there, with big cave trolls, and stuff. They pulled out a really big metal pole and they were smashing it on the huge metal door. The pole was Grond.
Dorcs: Grond hit the Gond!
Grond hit the gate really hard and the gate smashed into pieces. Dorcs came running in. Pippin ran up the stairs to the top. He saw Denethor and Gandalf talking
Denethor:Guys, retreat!
Gandalf pokes him with his iStick, and s shock goes through Denethor
Gandalf:Fight until your last! He sees Pippin Hey Pippin. I recommend that you get a weapon. Today is going to be a rough day.
They hear an Ambulance, and an Ambulance dries past them right up to Denother's Tower
Ambulance driver:We have found Faramir. He is badly injured.
Denethor takes Faramir and he takes him to his tower
Gandalf:I hope Faramir is OK…Well, Pippin, see you later! Gandalf takes another bite into his hamburger and jumps down the steps. Pippin remembered that he needed a weapon but didn't find anything. He remembered the secret storage room and went inside. Inside he sees many rare and powerful exotic weapons. He pulls out a Portal Gun and stuffs many Poké Balls in one pocket and many Batarangs in the other. He found some old knight armor and put that on. But in the back of the room he finds possibly the best thing ever:A real working Lightsaber.
To be contuined…
Pippin looked at the lightsaber wide-eyed. He put it in his third pocket and he ran down the hill, filling strong. He ran into Gandalf
Pippin:Hey look Gandalf! I got a Lightsaber!
Pippin started to swing his lightsaber in all directions
Gandalf: Stop! Don't do that! You will destroy something important!
Pippin:Ahh, No I won't!
Pippin starts chopping random things down. He chops the light post down and the mailbox in half. He cut a fence into pieces. He uses his lightsaber and hits Gandalf's iStick! The lightsaber bounces of the iStick, yet the iStick doesn't break nor even get a scar! iSticks are one of the strongest things in Middle-earth!
Gandalf:WHAT ARE YOU DOING???STOP!
Pippin continues doing it. Suddenly, Pippin trips! The lightsaber flies threw the air and slices a big 40 cm dent across the whole side of somebody's house. The house colapses and becomes a big pile of ruble.
Gandalf:GIVE ME THAT!Gandalf jumps for the lightsaber. Gandalf used to be a pro in Football!
Gandalf:This is not a time to play. There are many Dorcs around the place. Be very careful.A Dorc approaches Gandalf from behind. Gandalf does a backflip, and pokes the Dorc with his iStick. The Dorc goes into a coma.
Pippin:Wow. Well, I better go now.
Pippin goes up and sees how Faramir is doing. He noticed that Denethor was going to burn Faramir and himself!
Pippin:WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
Denother:Ahh, nothing!
Pippin:WHAT DO YOU MEA-
*Pippin runs down the steps again to call Gandalf. Gandalf was right in the middle of a battle. There were explosions and bangs everywhere! Gandalf was using his iStick and Lightsaber.
Pippin:Gandalf Den-
Gandalf: DUCK! What are you doing here? It is dangerous here. I am busy. What do you want? Did you find another lightsaber?
Pippin:No. Denethor is going to burn himself and Faramir!
Gandalf: Oh, okay. Wait, WHAT? Gandalf almost faints Okay. I will try to do something.
To be contuined…
Gandalf runs really fast up the stairs to Denethor's house. Pippin puffs along. When they reach Denethor's place, they see Faramir lying on a pile of wood.
Gandalf: STOP! Faramir is not dead!
Denethor: He is. And if he isn't, too bad!
Denethor pulls out a really big lighter his one and has a bucket of fuel on the other. He sprays the fuel on Faramir.
Gandalf:WHAT IN THE WORLD ARE YOU DOING? YOU ARE CRAZ-Denethor turned the lighter on and the fire touched the fuel. The whole thing started to go in flames. Suddenly, a lot of things happened at the very quickly! Denethor pulled out a cell-phone, the same phone that Pippin looked in and saw Sauron. Gandalf and Pippin looked at it and both saw Sauron. Gandalf was really shocked and pulled out his iPhone or iPod Touch or something and called the police to come. Pippin screamed as he saw Faramir. If Pippin went in the fire, Denethor would surely throw fuel on him, which won't be good. Pippin then got a really good plan.
Pippin:Look, Deenthor! A Butterfly!
Denethor:WHERE?
Denethor looks the other way. Pippin jumps into the fire and pulls Faramir out. Denethor turns around and screams at Pippin, but the police come and arrest Denethor.
Gandalf:QUICK! TAKE FARAMIR TO THE HOSPITAL OF HEALING!
The Ambulance comes and takes Faramir. Pippin and Gandalf look of in the distance. They see a passenger airliner coming.
Gandalf:Why in the world is a Passenger Airliner coming to Gondor in our BATTLE?
The plane comes closer. They see the plane is red with the Coca-cola logo on it!
Pippin:Why is Coke coming to Meta Tirth?
Gandalf:I don't know!
Everyone stops their battle to look at the plane. After all, fighting is quite boring. Some people even waved at the plane!
Gandalf:I GOT IT! It is Rohan. They have come. Because Coke is made in Rohan, their pane shows it!
They plane lands in the middle of the battlefield. Rohan people come out and line up
Eomer:Hi people. Now, CHARGE!
Rohan charges in the battle
To be contuined…

Rohan charged on to the field. The dorcs screamed but they were brave. Many Rohan people fought. One of them was Eowyn. With her was Merry. As they were fighting, a big evil person came to Eowyn. He was the Nerd-King of Alderaan.
He was the Strongest and Neirdest of all of the Nazgûl.
Witch-King of Alderaan:NO MAN CAN HARM ME!
Eowyn:I AM NO MAN! Eowyn attacks Mr. Witch-King.
Witch-King:Mwa ha ha ha ha! He pulls out a really big bowling ball on a string and swings it around the place. It hits Eowyn
Witch-King: SAY YOUR LAST WORDS!
Merry saw this and attacked the Witch-King with his BB gun.
Witch-King:NOOOOO!
The King falls into LEGO pieces
Merry:He was made with LEGO? Oh well, I'm getting dizzzzzzy…Merry passes out. The next few hours were a blur. He thought he heard someone shout TAKE HIM TO THE HOSPITAL OF HEALING! He saw bits of light here and there.
Merry woke up. He saw a bunch of people around him. He was in a Hospital.
Aragorn:We have won the battle!
To be contuined…
Frodo, Sam, and Gollum contuine climbing the stairs. Or should I say ladder? They went up step by step by step. They climbed for hours. Just when Sam thought he was going to die, they got to the top.
Sam:Yay, huff, , we, huff, made, huff, it, huff.
Sam fell on the hard stone ground and falls asleep. Sam was very wet.
The next day everybody wakes up and is ready for the journey
Gollum:You's okay! Follows me and I will takes you to a short cut into Mordor, gollum, gollum.
They walk into a cave. It is very dark. Sam got rid of his flashlights back in Gondor, so they thought they had no light. They went into the cave. It got darker and stinkier. Darker and stinkier. They went on and on. They could hear Gollum in front of them. All of a sudden, they hear a evil creature. It sound evil and cruel.
Frodo:AHHH! They start running. They run what is like a big, thick, sticky rope. Like a spider web. Frodo and Sam uses their hands and rip the web apart. They star running for their life. In the distance they could see a little light.*
Sam:THE EXIT!
Sam turns around and he sees a little bit of the monster behind them. It looked like a really big spider! Sam screamed and ran faster! They ran outside and they saw light. Behind them the evil over sized spider came out. The spider was Shelob, a old skulltula.
Shelob: Schachacha
Shelob took a bite into Frodo! Frodo screamed again and fell to the ground! Shelob wrapped Frodo up with her web
Sam: DON'T GET MY FRODO! Sam pull out Sting and points it at Shelob. She doesn't care. Sam suddenly remembered the flashlight Galadriel gave Frodo. He pulled it out and pointed it at Shelob
Shelob:EkkAhAhSCHSCH! Translation: Oh no it is very bright!
Sam shoots Shelob and shines the light into her eyes. Shelob slowly backs away and goes into her cave, but didn't die.
Sam went to Frodo. Sam thought Frodo was dead, even though he wasn't
*Sam thought. He got his ring. He then heard a dorc come, so he put the Ring on and left Frodo lying there.

Sam put the ring on. His vision was decreased, but his hearing was a lot better! He heard not one, but five dorcs coming down a path.
Dorc 1: Dude, I am bored.
Dorc 2:I agree Boss Shagrat.
Dorc 1/Shagrat:Yea, dude. I wish something new happened.
Shagrat, the leader of the dorcs, and the other four dorcs turn the corner and see Frodo. They stop. Shagrat picks him up
Shagrat:He's still alive! Let's take him to our rower Cirth Unix!
Sam: Samwise you fool! He was still alive!
Dorc 3: Boss did you say something?
Shagrat:No. It looks like Shelob attacked this short guy but somebody else came and saved him. It must be a very strong person like a big elf! Let's take 'em back to our tower dudes!
Sam followed them. They climb up a big tower, taking . Sam takes of his ring and goes up. He hears the conversation the drocs are having at the top of the tower.
At the top
Shagrat:Wow! This guy here has a shirt made of Microthirl! This must be worth $1,000,000,000,000,000,000 dollars!
Dorc 3:I WANT IT!
Dorc 4:Let's do a PIE FIGHT!
Dorc 3: Okay! 3.141592653589793238
Dorc 4:NO NOT THAT PIE the food pie!
Everybody: PI FIGHT!
All of the Dorcs start a big pie fight. Pies fly in the air. Everybody gets covered in Pie
Ten Minutes later, all the Dorcs except Shagrat are on the floor. They all ate to much Pie!
Shagrat:The shirt is mine! Yea! My PRECIOUS!
The doorbell rings.
Shagrat:COME IN!
It was the pizza man
Pizza Man:Hello. I got you pizza!
Shagrat:I ordered Pizza?
Pizza Man:Yea, you did! Here you go! The Pizza Man opens the box up. Inside, there is pie! He throws the pie at Shagrat, and he faints.
Pizza Man:Hey, Frodo (who was now awake), it is me, Sam, to the rescue!
Sam:Hey Mr. Frodo, what's up?
Frodo:Hey.
Sam:What happened to you?
Frodo:They carried me up to this tower here. And they took away my posesions! And they TOOK AWAY MY RING!
Sam:I have your ring!
Frodo:YOU DO GIVE IT TO ME! Frodo pulls the ring off of Sam's neck and puts it on his neck
Frodo: ! Oh Sam, I don't know what came over me.
Sam: It's okay, dude. BTW, our Lembas Hamburgers ran out, so let's gather up all of the leftover Pie and eat that along the way.
Frodo:Cool! Let's dress up like Dorcs so that the other dorcs won't spot us!
They leave Cirth Unix dressed up as dorcs and start walking into the Mordor Spamming Club.
Frodo (to Sam):Hey, aren't you a little short for a dorc?
Sam:Yes.
They enter Mordor
FROM NOW ON THE STORY WILL GET A LITTLE MORE SERIOUS. IT WILL GET FUNNY AGAIN LATER*
They pass a sign saying "WELCOME TO MORDOR! NOW GO AWAY!" Yet they ignore it. They start walking into Mordor. In the distance they could see Mt. Spam. A piece of Spam flew out of it.
They continue down the spammy road
Sam:Let's get off this Spammy road and go down the spammy countryside.
They go through the Spammy Mordor They travel day and night, day and night. The hobbits grow miserable. They food was running slow. Suddenly, Frodo stops.
Sam:Mr. Frodo, what's wrong?
Frodo: Just thinkn', I gon't think we are coming back!
Sam: Of corse we're coming back! That's just morbid thinking…I think…
They hear a group of Dorcs from the Mordor jogging club come from behind.
Jogging Leader:HEY! NO RESTING!He makes them jog. They run for many hard hours.
Frodo:I can't take it anymore!He throws a pie at a dorc.
Dorc;WHO THREW THAT! The dorcs get in a fight. Frodo and Sam sneak out somehow.
Sam:Mr. Frodo, we are out of food. Looks at Mt. Spam I hope we make it.
Frodo:How about coming back?
Sam:I don't know Mr. Frodo, I don't know.
To be continued…
That all he has posted as of now!

Aww… I hope he posts more soon! :)

But you all are wasting precious time!!!!

It only takes a few minutes or so to read each post; and sometimes it is okay to spend some time just for entertainment. :) Would you agree?

I guess - but to type them all up?

Well, I think they're just copying and pasting all of it from the "LEGO Message Boards"–which doesn't take much time. :)