The Lord of the Rings
Started by Hiruko KagetaneSoulWinner
Just to make sure, I did :o
Hiruko Kagetane
I just found this, you're gonna love it! The Legolas Rap!
Chorus:
Yo, I'm Legolas, taking down Uruk-hai
I could do this in my sleep I don't have to try
I can jump so far, I can practically fly
I spit poetic phrases from a mountain so high
Yo, I'm the world's number one sharp-shootin' elf
I'm like that Old Spic gimmick: I believe in my myself
I've got long hair, I'm a ladies man
Always on top of high cliffs trying to look real grand
Yo, I'm top on Youtube with only six words
I'm always saying something random about those black spy-birds
I'm like a green Ninjago whirlwind in a fight
I'm a mumakil's nightmare, their worst fright
[Chorus]
Yo, I outdid Gimli in a drinking contest
When it comes to shield surfing I'm the number one best
I got bright green clothes, I'm flashy and bold
Always jumping on the heads of those ugly cave trolls
I can hit an orc with my bow at six-hundred paces
When it comes to long-distance running I always win the races
Yo, I'm Legolas, not Orlando Bloom
Whenever I'm aroung things tend to go BOOM
[Chorus]
Dani(elle)
That is so awesome! Lol!!! Where did u find it? Lol
Hiruko Kagetane
Same Message Board as Modern LotR! Just look for "the Legolas Rap"!
Hiruko Kagetane
Oh, and speaking of Modern LotR……
Frodo, Sam, and the others stayed in Rivendell Servers for a few months. One day Frodo was sleeping in his cabin when Elornd opened the door
Elrond:FRODO TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY!
Frodo:Elrond, it is only 9:00 in the morning. Please wake me up later!
Elrond was anoyed
Elrond: OKAY.
2 hours later
Elrond:FRODO TODAY IS A VERY SPECIAL DAY!
Frodo:What is it?
Elrond:RIVENDELL SERVERS IS COMPLETE!
Frodo:Cool.:sarcastic:
Elrond:AND THIS IS PART 50 ON PAGE 30!!!
Frodo:REALLY?
Elrond: SO LET'S HAVE A PARTY!
Frodo: We just had one 4 chapters ago! And can you stop using caps? It is getting anoying.
Elrond: Sorry. But Frodo, everybody is gathered in the new "Arwen Plaza"! The opening cermony is going to start soon!
Elrond looks at his watch
Elrond:We will be late!
Elrond jumps on his segway and drives away. Frodo runs along too. Elrond went on the stage in Arwen Plaza and turns on his microphone. Many people were gathered there.
Elrond:Hello. I am Dr. Elrond Half-elven. We are here to welcome the opening of the New Rivendell Servers! And Modern LOTR:joking:art 50 on the 30th page in the "Modern LOTR:A story"!
Everybody cheers! Behind Elrond is a big red ribbon. He pulls out his scissors and cuts it.
Everybody cheers
Elrond:This place would be very different without the help of Yollum and Ahboh.
They come on stage
Elrond:Here is your money.
Ahboh and Yollum:That is it? We need a raise!
Elrond: Okay. He gives them more money. Elrond then points to a bunch of chairs
Elrond: Those are the chairs that we had the Council of Me at! And I put a big stone marker there!
Gimli:And on the stone is the bullet that split in half I shot at the Ring! Gimli cries.:crying:
The stone marker marks the information of the Council of Elrond at. Next to the Chairs is a newly opened fast-food restaurant. It's name was The Fellowship of the Onion Ring.
Elrond:LET'S HAVE A PARTY!
After the big party, Frodo comes to Bilbo
Frodo:Bilbo, Sorry, but it is time to go home to Byte End.
To be continued…
Hiruko Kagetane
Ha! The same guy who did the Legolas Rap just did the Hobbit Rap! Enjoy!
Frodo:
I'm Frodo! I throw the Ring in the fire
Wherever I am circumsatnces tend to be dire
But I'm with Sam
And we're from the Shire!
We're with Legolas and Gimli, Gandalf and Strider!
Sam:
I'm Sam! I like to eat carrots!
My pan fighting skills earn me great merits!
I'm a gardener
Who wants to be sung about!
But the place where we are looks like its going through a drought!
Pippin:
I'm Pippin! And you're just in Mordor.
I'm stuck here with a creep named Denethor.
But I do my best
To serve Gondor
But soon I want this adventure to be o'er.
Merry:
I'm Merry! I'm a Rohanian rider
I sit here smoking my pipe and drinking cider!
I'm a Hobbit
I dance on top of tables!
Although the king of Gondor wants me to clean the stables!
All:
We are Hobbits! We're the best in Middle Earth!
We've got hairy feet and are short, have been since birth
When it comes to species, Hobbits are super cool!
We topple huge towers and end Sauron's rule!
Dani(elle)
Lol. :) he should do one for Gandalf and Aragorn. Lol
Dani(elle)
A week passed since the Grand Opening of the "New Super Rivendell Servers", as Elrond called it. At the Rivendell Servers Train Station were Frodo, Sam, Merry, Pippin, and Gandalf. They bags were packed. They were leaving Rivendell Servers soon to catch a high-speed rail to Beta. From Beta they were going take their motorbikes to their home in Hobbiton. Elrond, Legolas, Gimli, and other people staying at Rivendell Servers were there.
Elrond:Bye-bye. I will miss you. I hope you come back soon.
Sam:I will miss you.
Elrond:Yeah… Here, you can have my business card!
Gimli:It is sad to see you go!
Legolas:Yes. It is very sad to part from such good friends.
Gimli:After this Legolas and I are going to a nearby cave!
Legolas:Then we are going to a big forest.
Gandalf:Are train is coming soon!
Everybody:BYE!
People cry. Gandalf and the 4 hobbits go on board the train.
Gandalf: Hobbits, I called Treebeard the other day. He told me that he let Saruman and Wormtounge go. You should watch out, they could just pop out of a bush or something and get you. If you run into him, his voice can trick you.*
Train Conductor:GUYS, WE ARE AT BETA!*
Merry:Wow, that was quick.
They get of and go to The Prancing Pacman. Inside Butterbot greeted them.
Butterbot:Welcome to the Prancing Pacman! I am Butterbot your host.
Pen236 walks in.
Butterbot:I have hired a new person called Pen to come and help me around. Here, you can go sit in these comfy chairs.
Frodo:What is going on recently?
Pen: Oh, there are a lot of things to say.
To be continued…
SavedByGrace
Oh no, it looks like this guy is going more along with the book than with the movie! This doesn't look good!
Dani(elle)
He is going with the book. He said so. Why isn't that good? :) it means we get a longer story!
SavedByGrace
It also means that the Hobbits are in for a bit of trouble…..
Dani(elle)
Lol.
Dani(elle)
My little brother is watching The Two Towers right now. Lol :)
Hiruko Kagetane
Wow, I just watched the Two Towers earlier today! Is he watching the Extended Edition, or the Theatrical Edition?
Dani(elle)
Well it's on TV right now it's the normal version. He is watching it in between the penguins game. :) BTW- u watched The Two Tower today but u don't have time to practice the piano??? Lol jk I fail to see ur logic? Lol jk
Hiruko Kagetane
I wasn't at my house when I saw the Two Towers. And I practiced today, just not every day this week! So there! J/K! :-)
Dani(elle)
Ok I was just making sure!!!!! Lol
Dani(elle)
Just a cool fact, the guy/kid who is writing this story we have been posting lives in Japan!!!
Hiruko Kagetane
I know, I just found that out yesterday! Isn't that cool!
Dani(elle)
I wonder why he's over there he said he's American lol.
Dani(elle)
Pippin:What has happened?
Pen:There have been strange people coming up from the south recently. I heard they went to the Shire, and then I have heard from the Shire after that. There have been a few very strange people come around the place, and nobody really leaves their house anymore. The Prancing Pacman will go out of business soon!
Frodo: Do you know anything else that happened in the Shire?
Pen:No. I fear something bad has happened there! For example, all of the LEGO Message Boards users who live in the Shire, such as Bgirlabby, Eseosaliz1, Legobaldguy206, Glubby, 1932base, etc., most of them have stopped posting since those people left.
Sam:I hope they are okay. Maybe they lost connection to the Internet or something. They stopped tweeting too! I wonder if my Old Gaffer is okay? We must leave Tomorrow!
Butterbot:It seems like everything in Middle-Earth became sad…
Gandalf:There is a lot of peace in other places! The evil Spammy force was defeated! There is peace in the southern lands! You know Striderscript, he became King!
Butterbot:That weird guy became KING?
Gandalf:Yeah!
Merry:Well, I'm tired. Goodnight.
Everybody:Yeah!
The next morning the 4 hobbits woke up. They looked all over the place but they couldn't find Gandalf!
Frodo:Where is Gandalf?
Pen:He woke up early so he could work out in the gym!
They went to the gym and they saw him there
Gandalf: Sorry! I got a rental car we can use to get to the Shire.
They went to the Prancing Pacman to get their luggage, said bye, and they left. After about an hour, Gandalf pulled over on the side of the road.
Gandalf:I will park the car here. I will go see an old friend of mine called Tom Bombadil, who loves off trail. I will later come back and return the car later. You can walk to the entrance to the Shire at the toll gate at the Brandywine Superhighway from here. Good luck!
The hobbits:Bye! Thank you!
Pippin:I wonder what the Shire is like now…
To be continued…
Hiruko Kagetane
YES! I'm in the story! Mine is the username starting with "E", and ending with "1"!
Dani(elle)
I got that much did u check social chatting?
Hiruko Kagetane
Yes I did, and I replied you. Did YOU check Social Chatting?
Dani(elle)
U should check it again. Lol :)
Hiruko Kagetane
I did. So do you!
BTW, you should make a Lego account. Then we can both ask Naraluke for the next chapters of Modern LotRs!
Hiruko Kagetane
GANDALF RAP!!
Yo I'm Gandalf
I'm one of the Istari
Come at me
Come fight me
You can't stop me
I'm a Balrog's nightmare, Its impending doom
I took Morgoth's down at the Bridge of Khaza-dum
I'm a lesser angel, a powerful being
Saron's eye can't help but seeing
My powerful mastery of magical words
I scatter Orcs before me like flocks of birdsss
I'm Gandalf the White, was Gandalf the Gray
But now I start to sound like Gandalf Lecrae
[Chorus]
I was awesome in the movies, I'm awesomer in bricks
With a nod to naraluke, I use my iStick
I help dwarves and hobbits, but bang my head in Bag End
That annoying Bilbo makes me not want to be his friend
I love to sit in the Shire and blow smoke rings
Sssmoke fireworks, smoke ships, lots of smoke things
[Chorus]
Dani(elle)
That was awesome! I like the line about Lecrae! Lol
Hiruko Kagetane
Gimli Rap!
Here we go:
Chorus:
Yo I'm Gimli!
Come at me bro!
I'm skilled with my battle-axe
And vicious when I'm thrown
Can I hear a G, an I, a M, L, I?
I'm too short to be seen by Uruk-hai
I'm the only dwarf in LEGO to have a soul
'Cause the rest are gingers or look like trolls!
Awkward pause
"Well, I'm not THAT ginger…
Can someone bring me a footstool please?
The mic is too high!"
Beat resumes
I literally step up when I step up to the mic
I'm always running 'cause I can't reach the pedals of a bike
"Dwarves are natural sprinters," I'll hold fast to my claim
And thought they may look it, dwarves are not all the same.
[Chorus]
Yeah Frodo, you have my axe!
Yeah you'll need it, I'm buffed to the max
In the Fellowship, I'm at the top!
What you lloking at Orc? Taste my throwing axe chop!
Awkward Pause
"Uggh, can I have a bigger stool?"
Aragorn: "That's the biggest we have!"
"Uggh, toss me!"
Beat resumes as Gimli flies past the mic
Someone messed up my line: "Don't tell the elf?!?!?"
Why shouldn't I? I took down the battering ram all by myself!
CRASH!
Gimli hits the floor. The beat continues as Gimli raps the chorus from the ground.
Dani(elle)
Lol very clever!
Dani(elle)
Naraluke is taking soooo long with this story!! Sam u should comment on the form just cause nothing's happening there! Lol
Hiruko Kagetane
I just did, and it's being moderated.
SoulWinner
The moderation on Lego is so slow :I It gets annoying.
Hiruko Kagetane
You're on Lego too? What's your username?
SoulWinner
Okay so I was on LEGO when I was like 12. My username is Royboy620…without the dots :) Did you play LEGO Universe?
Dani(elle)
I don't trust them. :)
Dani(elle)
I saw ur comment. Lol he said he has a fever!! :( that was nice of Dolrado to say he would pray for him though.
SoulWinner
Trust me, LEGO is so strict about child safety which is good and all, but it gets annoying for us older people. :/
Dani(elle)
looks up from floor (see social chatting) old people?? passes out again
Hiruko Kagetane
ARAGORN RAP!
Chorus:
I'm Aragorn!
I swing my sword
round and round and round
I'm Strider!
I stride over
all of Bree town.
How old do I look?
Like thirty or forty?
Then why do I walk around
With so much authority?
Ha, its 'cause I'm actually eighty.
I'm everyone's favorite hero 'cause I'm good with the ladies!
[Chorus]
Yeah, I'm Aragorn! I'm back again
I pwned Lurtz near Amon Hen
Knock away your sword, Orc
Do an overhead chop
Why do I always wear a hood?
'Cause my hair looks like a mop!
[Chorus]
Epic music always plays when I'm around
I'm the bane of that no-eyed dude, I took him down.
What's my life consist of, you ask?
Running 'cross plains, in cheers of Gondor I bask
Getting angry and yelling, kicking an Orc helmet
I got bitten by a Warg, hardly even felt it
Smashing Uruk-hai, giving a Nazgul a face of torch
Leading big charges, sitting on Sauron's front porch
Being king of Gondor, smashing the Evenstar
Sitting with my hood up in the back of a bar
Spitting out bad-tasting soup, living a cool life
Trying to make an immortal elf-lady my wife
Falling off cliffs, never laughing with mirth
Trolling cave trolls and saving Middle Earth!
[Chorus]
Dani(elle)
Wow that's awesome this kid is really talented!
Hiruko Kagetane
He's a HOMESCHOOLER! What do you expect?
Dani(elle)
Lol :) very funny. Lol
Dani(elle)
Chances r Sam just had a heart attack when he read my post on Narnia. But I will make my case clearer, I have seen small parts of the movies and I have heard all most every line and every seen that happens from my brothers and mother. :). My little brother begs me to watch it almost everyday for, ah, almost a year??? Yeah I'm pretty stubborn. Lol
Dani(elle)
Gandalf:The toll gate is about 5 minutes down the path. Bye.
Gandalf walks away.
Pippin:I know a shortcut!
Pippin goes down a different path and gets lost.
6 Hours later
Pippin:I think we are lost!
Sam:
Merry:
Frodo:
Pippin pulls out his GPS and sets it to the toll gate. It was getting dark. After a while…
Sam:I SEE IT!
Frodo:Cool!
Merry:Wait…I think they added a couple of new gates or something!
Pippin:And there are a couple of hobbits there.
Merry:Hello guys! We are Frodo Baggins, Samwise Gamgee, Meriadoc Brandybuck, and Peregrin Took! We would like to come home.
Hobbit: Hey it's you! Sorry, but we have no entry in the Shire after 6:00 P.M!
Merry:But I am a resident of Brandywine.Merry pulls out his passport. See?
Hobbit: The new law says no. I am a police of the Shire. I am Legobaldguy206, police officer of the Shire. If you disobey with the laws, you will get thrown in Jail. You can spend the night on the road here.
Merry: What laws? You are Legobaldguy206, the nice local postman, now this wierd…police officer thingy. What happened?
Legobaldguy206:I have to remain silent. Sorry.
Legobaldguy206 really dissagreed with all of this, and he hated to this. Yet he had to obey their new leaders, everybody who dissagreed got thrown in Jail, so he obeyed. He was hopping that one day, something could happen, and that he could help bring back peace to the Shire. But this was only the beggining.
To be continued…
Dani(elle)
Hello Sam?! If u wish to chastise me for not watching the LOTR u can do it here! Lol:)
Hiruko Kagetane
HOW DARE YOU CALL YOURSELF A FAN OF LOTR WITHOUT WATCHING THE MOVIES?!?!?
Dani(elle)
Now u REALLY sound like my little brother. Lol :) I have seen parts of them and I have heard entire movies. :P plus I have read all the books and u were just saying on the Narnia form that they could have done much better! Lol :)
Hiruko Kagetane
Gleep! You were listening to me! Well, you know I was kidding! But I did like the cultural development of the movies, how each civilization was distinct, and it gave you that "this was real at one time" feeling.
Dani(elle)
Yeah, I think Minis Tirith is epic! And I like that they used the Norwegian fiddle to characterize Rohan.