Quotes

"Life is a journey, not a race. Hurried people can't love anyone."

I really like this one.
"Am fear nach gheidh na h-airm 'naim na sith, Cha bhi iad aige 'n am a chogaidh."

And this one.
"Is minig a bha comhairle figh an ceann amadain."

And this one.
"Is mairg air nach bi eagal na breuge."

Translation:
"Who keeps not his arms in times of peace will have no arms in times of war."
"Counsel fit for a king often comes from a fool."
"Woe to him who is not afraid of falsehood."
~ Gaelic Proverbs

"I am not, but I know I AM."
~ Louie Giglio

"I sing low. So low, no one can hear me."
"I also sing tenor. Ten or twelve miles away."

• My Dad

I really like this one. "Am fear nach gheidh na h-airm 'naim na sith, Cha bhi iad aige 'n am a chogaidh." And this one. "Is minig a bha comhairle figh an ceann amadain." And this one. "Is mairg air nach bi eagal na breuge." Translation: "Who keeps not his arms in times of peace will have no arms in times of war." "Counsel fit for a king often comes from a fool." "Woe to him who is not afraid of falsehood." ~ Gaelic Proverbs

What langue is that? :) lol

Gaelic. I think they speak it (or used to) in some areas of Scotland. :)

Lol :)

"If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving." ~101 World's Funniest One-Liners

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you even tried." ~101 World's Funniest One-Liners

lol

Lol. :)

Lol :)

"If I had an hour to say what I think, You would probably hear a whole hour of silence."-A fellow Blonde.

"If you don't believe in God, then do you mind if I pray and ask him to kill you?"-

Lol! Wow! :)

"If I had an hour to say what I think, You would probably hear a whole hour of silence."-A fellow Blonde.

LOL! Sounds just like me!

"First a thing is impossible, then it's difficult, then it's done."

like :)

If you like the Hulk…
Betty Ross: [yells at taxi driver] ——-
Bruce Banner: You know, I know a few techniques that could help you manage that anger effectively.
Betty Ross: You zip it. We're walking.
Bruce Banner: Ok.

A couple good quotes from the Patriot:

Reverend Oliver: [explaining to his church why he is marching off to war] A shepherd must tend his flock. And at times… fight off the wolves.

Colonel William Tavington: Kill me before the war is over, will you? It appears that you are not the better man.
Benjamin Martin: You're right. My sons were better men.

"Nobody is a nobody."

Church is who we are not where we go!

Does anyone have any quotes/verses/poems on the topic "giving" that yo could share with me? Thanks!

"It is possible to give without loving but it is impossible to love without giving" ~ Amy Carmichael

Thanks!

Sure

"Your at the edge of the map mate, here there be monsters!!"

Sorry I've had that quote stuck in my head all day though. :P ;)

"You like pain? Try wearing a corset."

"No fair!" - Random pirate

That last one- more a random quote than a random pirate… it's… lacking in context I think.

Have u seen pirates of the Caribean? Well to put it simply the 'random pirate' is a skeleton and Will shoved a bomb in his ribcage and pushes him out of the moonlight so he's normal again and he has a bomb in his stomach. Thus he explodes lol :) it's rather comical considering Will kills him like 3 other times during the movie but they can't die so.. :)

Ok now I get it! :D

Okay, I can't seem to get enough of these one liners, so here's a few that I always get a kick out of (they're all from the 101 of the World's Funniest One Liners gospel tract).

~"I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian." (No offense to any vegetarians on who might be on here :)
~"Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours."
~"No one is listening to you until you make a mistake."
~"He who laughs last thinks slowest."
~"Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitos."
~"Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else."
~"Consciousness: That annoying time between naps."
All right, I stop there for now.

Those are good. but as to offending vegetarians, don't worry. there certainly won't be any on a christian website.

Lol!

LOL!

Um…. Lol

What? Do you think eco-terrorist liberal tree huggers would be here?

Not all vegetarians are Eco-terrorists or liberals or tree huggers. Lol :)

Yea I know…just messin' around

LOL!

LOL :)!

I came up with an okay quote the other day, but it apparently was too mediocre to remember. -MCS

Lol

"Why do you think that a little kid like me is out here? It's not for my health, that's for sure.

Okay, I'm trying to help you! "

–From Runners from Ravenshead.

And another….

"Maybe one day we'll look back on this and laugh! Or maybe not."

"And you know the standard flare code? later "Boom! Boom! Boom! Boom!" "That's gotta be Henry!"

LOL That movie has a bunch of good one-liners. :)

"When all is said and done… more will be said than done."
~ a sign I saw :)

That's awesome. :)

"Silence is golden and duct tape is silver."

LOL! Although, I have found a few things that duct tape doesn't stick to :P

ROFL!

"I'm Batman"
-Batman, Batman Begins

"You want to know how I got these scars?
-Joker, The Dark Knight

"I am Gotham's reckoning."
-Bane, The Dark Knight Rises

Did u see the Batmans yet??