Quotes

That was said with sarcasm.

O.o I could not tell.

Lol

"SAAAAAAAAAAAAAMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"SSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!"
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

-Bethany M.

Lol!!

Sam, you need help. Just in case no one told you. :P

I think Dani is the one who needs help. ;) She's laughing so hard all the time! It's going to rupture her insides eventually. :P

Laughter is good for the heart. :)

L. O. L. I wish u where @nats
Edit: oh and I met Jordan ;)

@Ian: This is true!
@Dani: How did I know you would say lol? :P Yes, it would have super fun to meet everyone!!
Um…that's awesome…

Great! :) Practically my twin… And then not a twin at all. :P

(Jordan told me that he met you.)

It's so awesome he made semis!!

I think Dani is the one who needs help. ;) She's laughing so hard all the time! It's going to rupture her insides eventually. :P

Good point.
Dani, you need help. Just in case no one told you. :P (:D)

Yeah! I hope he does well - a few people I know made it to semis, including Caleb Hoverson - he was at our locals and took 2nd in the NATION!!!

"How To Cook Without A Book"

-The title of a book my mom has in the kitchen.

Kind of redundant, huh?

Lol!

If the point is to cook without a book, then it shouldn't be a book.

A vision without execution is hallucination. - Thomas Edison

I'm sorry if some of these have already been posted, but these are some of my favorite quotes.

     "Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you'd preferred to talk."
     "I would rather be a fool for God then one that God deems a fool."-Konrad
     "It is better to die for the truth than to live for a lie"-Jobyna
      "I don't know what my future holds, but I know who holds my future."
       "If we don't have any battles we won't have any victorys." -Arnold Pent III
       "Instead of complaining that the rosebush is full of thorns be thankful that the thorn bush has roses."
      "Feed your faith and your fear will starve itself to death."
       "Education is that which remains when one has forgotten everything he learned in school." -Albert Einstein
        "He that fails to plan, plans to fail."-A.C.E.
        "The Lord is my shepherd that is all I want."
       "God is not impressed with how much scripture we know, but with how much we live."
       "A well-worn Bible is a sign of a well-fed soul, and a Bible that's falling apart usally belongs to someone whose life isn't!"
       "When God gives us an open door, He normally wants us to go through it."
        "He who doesn't stand for anything will fall for everything."

A woman's heart should be so lost in God that a man has to seek Him to find her.

"You just made the second most dangerous mistake that anyone could make! The first is not to get involved in a land war in Asia, and the second is not to get in a battle of wits with a cecilian, when death is on the line! Haha, ha ha, ha…ha…..ha" thunk

"I saw an angel in the rock. I carved to set it free!" – Michelangelo

I did that once…..

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"The shadow proves the sunshine"
-Jon Foreman

I adore that song!!! There have been days where I listened over and over and over again. I'm glad I'm not the only one who appreciates that metaphor. ;)

We just watched that movie last night! Well, actually we watched last night and this morning. It finished at 12:30 AM. :-P

lol…well I've actually never heard the song. ;) And I can't stand Jon Foreman…but I heard this and liked it. :) My brother always teases me when I say it. "You know where that's from…don't you???" :P

=OOO You can't stand Jon Foreman (or Switchfoot) ?? What is wrong with your ears? O_o

If the outlook is bad, try the uplook. -Geoffrey Bingham

"This is a S.H.I.E.L.D announcement. Director Fury does not appreciate cloaking of the Helicarrier when he is about to land his Quinjet. It is apparently not funny."

stares at Sam in total confusion

LOL…they're okay. ;) I appreciate a lot of music…but I can't bring myself to appreciate his. I like maybe one of his songs, but that's about it. And I only like the words not the way he sings it.

"Many of the important things in the world have been accomplished by people who kept trying when there seemed to be no hope at all."-Dale Carnegie

"As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools."

"Corduroy pillows: They're making headlines!"

"Eat right. Stay fit. Die anyway."

~ 101 World's Funniest One-Liners

LOL! Love 'em!

I know, they're so funny when you read them for the first time!!
Here are a few others

"Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours."

"He who laughs last thinks slowest."

"Ask me about my vow of silence."

"Campers: Nature's way of feeding mosquitos."

"I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere."

LOL

"I used to have a handle on life, but it broke."

There's a sign near our house that changes their "one-liner" every week, so I have a bunch of them. I just need to find them… when I do, I'll post some more. :)

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."

Noah Cassidy liked your status

"Half this game is 90% mental."

"That place is so crowded nobody goes there anymore."

~ Yogi Berra

Status? Is this Noah or Deadpool? @Bethany the quote I posted is Yogi Berra too I think.

Yup. I've heard that one before. :)

I don't know what kind of quotes you are looking for… but here is a great one I read today:

"The law can only chase a man to Calvary, no further."
~D.L. Moody

LOL…Love those one liners! :P

I"m not a particular fan of Switchfoot either. :P The only song of theirs I really like is "Undo". They sometimes remind me a bit too much of Jars of Clay…

LOL!

We call "Jars of Clay" "Jars of Mud" at our house, and "Mercy Me" is "Mercy on Us".
(That was just a random Fun Fact about the Eddy household.)

:P