Quotes

Okay. But you didn't get my question - here, I'll rephrase that. How dare you _photo edit_ that picture?!?! :P

Haha!

Why not? Why not! You've just mocked Eowyn! And her skill! ;P

"I am Gandalf; and Gandalf means...me!" ~Gandalf (You don't say?) Bilbo: "I'm sorry." Balin: "Apology accepted." (You can only understand this if you've seen the movie.) "Is he a great wizard, or is he more like you?" ~Bilbo, talking to Gandalf (Gandalf looks at him like, "Excuse me?") LOLOL

LOL! Love those parts! :D

She can kill people with her ice cream instead of her sword now! :)

I know! They're hysterical!! :D

Oh, yeah, like that's gonna do a lot! And what happens after the orc wipes his face?

Eowyn: AHHHH!!!!
Running in the opposite direction - into another orc

"I'm looking for someone to share in an adventure." -Gandalf the Grey

"Loyalty, honor, a willing heart, I can ask no more than that." -Thorin Oakenshield

"I'm going on an adventure!" -Bilbo Baggins

crosses arms over chest "You're late." -Frodo Baggins

“I will take the Ring", he said, "though I do not know the way.” -Frodo Baggins

"Save me from the stubbornness of Dwarves!" -Gandalf

"I've had enough of Dwarves for one day." -Gandalf

"I'm going off to be in the company of the only one around here with any sense!"

"And who's that, Gandalf?"

"Myself, of course!"

I thought this quote from a manga I read was hilarious.

Break- "Why sooo glum, chums?"
Oz- slumped over"….'Cos. It's just been one crazy story after another, so my head's still working on catching up."
Gil- same posture "You said it, right now…. uh-huh, right now….."
Alice- sitting on the floor "I'M HUNGRY!" Gil and Oz stare at her she looks up at them "Filling my tummy comes first. Anyone have a problem with that?"
Gil, and Oz- stare at each other then chuckle

PANDORA HEARTS! I just ordered the first one from the library! It's on it's way! SO excited! :D

Cool! My sister actually knows more about the manga than me, but I'm still into it. :)

I *can't stand* Sesame Street.

Editing your post three times? Seriously. Even LE doesn't do that. :P

No, it was only twice. First to fix a misspelling (Sesame - how would I know anyway?), and the second time to make the words "can't stand" bold to emphasize my dislike. :P

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So, after dance class today, we were doing a little bit of script reading.
Elisa: reading from script "Doll #4: [imitates bad opera, plugs ears, shakes head]" You really want me to imitate bad opera?!?

"WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?! SAM!!!!!!"
-Carissa

hundreds of facedesks

From The Mask of Zorro

Don Diego: "You have passion Alejandro, and your skill is growing. But to enter Montero's world, I must give you something which is completely beyond your reach."
Alejandro: "Ah, yes? And what is that?"
Don Diego: "Charm."
Alejandro: "And what is that?"
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Alejandro: "Do you surrender?"
Elena: "Never, but I may scream."
Alejandro: "I understand. Sometimes I have that effect."
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Don Diego: "Convince Montero that you're a gentleman of stature, and he will let you into his circle."
Alejandro: "Me? A gentleman? This is going to take a lot of work."
Don Diego: "Yes."
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Don Diego: nods at the sword "Do you know how to use that thing?"
Alejandro: "Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man."

giggles XP

"Every fiction should have a moral."

~Edgar Allan Poe

I've seen that movie; it's pretty good, and very quotable. xP

^^^^true that. xP

lol!

Further up and further in! Narnia and the North!

Wouldn't He know without being asked?
I expect so, but I've a sort of feeling He likes to be asked.

Many sink down to the Underworld
Yes, I know. And few return to the sunlit lands. You are a chap of one idea.

Aslan, have I made the first joke?
No, you have only been the first joke

I think for this sort of job my kind of nose…
I object to that remark very strongly.

There was a boy named Eustace Clarence Scrubb, and he almost deserved it.

When the waves grow ever sweet
Doubt not O Reepicheep
To find all that you seek.
There is the utter East.

I shall sail East in the Dawn Treader as far as she will take me, then I will paddle East in my coracle, until she sinks under me, and then I shall swim east with my two paws until I have no strength left, when I will sink with my nose toward the East.

He's not a tame lion.

Anyone who can stand on his feet before Aslan is either braver than most, or just plain silly.

• Please excuse any misquotes, these are all from memory *

Life is not all frog legs and eel pies.

Has the king died? Has an enemy landed in Narnia? A dragon or two I shouldn't wonder?

That's right, make the best of things. You've been brought up well, anyone could see that.

Thought this was kinda funny:

Oh, yes, those quotes are hilarious!! =)

Thought this was kinda funny: http://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/68/1d/59/681d592531f93d99c65769bb1d287bab.jpg

AWESOME!

Okaaayyyyyy………. (What can you expect from Noah?)

facedesk

IKR?

Okaaayyyyyy.......... (What can you expect from Noah?)

Insanity, for a start. Followed by hilarity, pain, suffering, and broken furniture, computers, etc.

Okaaayyyyyy.......... (What can you expect from Noah?)

Insanity, for a start. Followed by hilarity, pain, suffering, and broken furniture, computers, etc.

And chimichangas. And assistance from Sam.

Because Deathstroke is, in fact, our assistant.

Oh, yes, those quotes are hilarious!! =)

Yeah!

"Don't know." ~Bill Nye

You can say that again. :P

You can say that again. :P

You can say that again. :P

"Can I have 3 words since he had 300?" -Ken Ham

"Observational science: Blue." -Ken Ham

cracks up oh dear.

The glue, my dear Lizzy! hands you the glue :-P

"…There is a book…" -Ken Ham

Thank you!

How many times did he say that again?
EDIT: You're very welcome.

I might have to watch the whole thing again, but as far as I can remember, twice.

I thought it was three times. :-)