Memverse's 5th Birthday!!!

Started by Matthew Minica
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SavedByGrace

We're Americans, we believe all tea should be dumped in the Boston Harbor. xP jk jk

YES! That was sheer awesomeness.

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Sarah B.

Someone needs to make signs for Sam and Knowa that say: "Beware of us we teas with out mercy!" That way no one gets their feelings hurt during the party!

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Hiruko Kagetane

*strolls in* Hi. We're looking for Harvey, Dent. Have you seen him?
Sorry. Died a few years back. Why?

Lemme show you a magic trick.

places pencil lead-up on table

I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear!

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Barachel the Buzzite of the Kindred of Ram

*strolls in* Hi. We're looking for Harvey, Dent. Have you seen him?
Sorry. Died a few years back. Why?
Lemme show you a magic trick. *places pencil lead-up on table* I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear!

Oh, do it to me, do it to me!

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SavedByGrace

*strolls in* Hi. We're looking for Harvey, Dent. Have you seen him?
Sorry. Died a few years back. Why?
Lemme show you a magic trick. *places pencil lead-up on table* I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear!

kicks the pencil away Nah, no thanks. We don't like those kinds of magic tricks around here.

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Hiruko Kagetane

*strolls in* Hi. We're looking for Harvey, Dent. Have you seen him?
Sorry. Died a few years back. Why?
Lemme show you a magic trick. *places pencil lead-up on table* I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear!
*kicks the pencil away* Nah, no thanks. We don't like those kinds of magic tricks around here.

How'z'about my magic katana trick? Which one do'ya think'll slice through your fingers the fastest? Howard, or Jerry?

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Ian R.2

*strolls in* Hi. We're looking for Harvey, Dent. Have you seen him?
Sorry. Died a few years back. Why?
Lemme show you a magic trick. *places pencil lead-up on table* I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear!
*kicks the pencil away* Nah, no thanks. We don't like those kinds of magic tricks around here.
How'z'about my magic katana trick? Which one do'ya think'll slice through your fingers the fastest? Howard, or Jerry?

Do it to yourself. Since you're the master the trick should work better with you. :)

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Christian Alexander

I'm not trying to impress any ladies, because I doubt any lady here has any idea what you just alluded to. I'm just pointing out that it's not the kind of "joke" we need in this thread right now. Perhaps it would be appropriate in a different thread at a different time. But not now.

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Hiruko Kagetane

*strolls in* Hi. We're looking for Harvey, Dent. Have you seen him?
Sorry. Died a few years back. Why?
Lemme show you a magic trick. *places pencil lead-up on table* I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear!
*kicks the pencil away* Nah, no thanks. We don't like those kinds of magic tricks around here.
How'z'about my magic katana trick? Which one do'ya think'll slice through your fingers the fastest? Howard, or Jerry?
Do it to yourself. Since you're the master the trick should work better with you. :)

Sure!

2 minutes and 10 fingers later

JERRY IS THE WINNAH!

2 minutes and 10 regrown fingers later

Anyone else wanna try?

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Barachel the Buzzite of the Kindred of Ram

I'm not trying to impress any ladies, because I doubt any lady here has any idea what you just alluded to. I'm just pointing out that it's not the kind of "joke" we need in this thread right now. Perhaps it would be appropriate in a different thread at a different time. But not now.

Not here, not now? "If we gotta start somewhere why not heah, if we gotta staht sometime why not now" from your favorite singer!

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Ian R.2

*strolls in* Hi. We're looking for Harvey, Dent. Have you seen him?
Sorry. Died a few years back. Why?
Lemme show you a magic trick. *places pencil lead-up on table* I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear!
*kicks the pencil away* Nah, no thanks. We don't like those kinds of magic tricks around here.
How'z'about my magic katana trick? Which one do'ya think'll slice through your fingers the fastest? Howard, or Jerry?
Do it to yourself. Since you're the master the trick should work better with you. :)
Sure! *2 minutes and 10 fingers later* JERRY IS THE WINNAH! *2 minutes and 10 regrown fingers later* Anyone else wanna try?

smiles Nope, I think you proved your point. :)

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Barachel the Buzzite of the Kindred of Ram

*strolls in* Hi. We're looking for Harvey, Dent. Have you seen him?
Sorry. Died a few years back. Why?
Lemme show you a magic trick. *places pencil lead-up on table* I'm gonna make this pencil, disappear!
*kicks the pencil away* Nah, no thanks. We don't like those kinds of magic tricks around here.
How'z'about my magic katana trick? Which one do'ya think'll slice through your fingers the fastest? Howard, or Jerry?
Do it to yourself. Since you're the master the trick should work better with you. :)
Sure! *2 minutes and 10 fingers later* JERRY IS THE WINNAH! *2 minutes and 10 regrown fingers later* Anyone else wanna try?

Like and share, my alternate self!

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2 Corinthians 5:17

I'm not trying to impress any ladies, because I doubt any lady here has any idea what you just alluded to. I'm just pointing out that it's not the kind of "joke" we need in this thread right now. Perhaps it would be appropriate in a different thread at a different time. But not now.

I have no clue what you guys are talking about, anyway. :P

I need to go…baby brother needs me! =) I might be back, IDK. Have a good birthday party!

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Hiruko Kagetane

I'm not trying to impress any ladies, because I doubt any lady here has any idea what you just alluded to. I'm just pointing out that it's not the kind of "joke" we need in this thread right now. Perhaps it would be appropriate in a different thread at a different time. But not now.
Not here, not now? "If we gotta start somewhere why not heah, if we gotta staht sometime why not now" from your favorite singer!

Wow. That was a smoother joke than I would expected from you, cousin grandson!

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Barachel the Buzzite of the Kindred of Ram

I'm not trying to impress any ladies, because I doubt any lady here has any idea what you just alluded to. I'm just pointing out that it's not the kind of "joke" we need in this thread right now. Perhaps it would be appropriate in a different thread at a different time. But not now.
Not here, not now? "If we gotta start somewhere why not heah, if we gotta staht sometime why not now" from your favorite singer!
Wow. That was a smoother joke than I would expected from you, cousin grandson!

Its Deadpool shinin' through!

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