The Tea Room

Sam!!! You are so bad sometimes!!! You need to listen to your sister!!! Sit down and drink your coffee!

Gimme a good reason! I was sitting here quietly, Sarah started _disrespecting_ Howard! Why should I be quiet and listen to you if Sarah can cause an uproar?

There was no good reason for you to just get up and break that kettle by kicking it. And sometimes you need to act like a gentleman and sit quietly and drink your coffee. And sometimes your little sister is right so you should listen to her. :-)

My clock doesn't have "sometime" on it. I guess that means not now! Anyhoole, Sarah had it coming. :P

*Facedesk* Anyhow...she's gone now. So, sit down and drink your coffee!

*pours coffee on ground* It. Is. Cold. *turns to Dani M.* You're not gonna get ny good reviews on your cafe from me!

*Stamps foot on ground* Quit it!

Have a good reason? I'm open.

You wouldn't listen to it! But, you need to be polite!!!

*awaits reason*

You were given a nice drink and you wasted it! You are in someone elses place and you should not break stuff, mess it up and fight in it. I think you need a class on manners.

I was drinking it. And while I was enjoying it, my friend here,

waves katana

Was insulted. So, we decided to wreak our holy vengeance. If anything, it's Sara who needs a manners class!

Maybe you both need a manners class. Anyhow, it's all over so please sit down. And if you'll tell me what drink you want I'll go get it for you.

Orange Fanta.

Mmkay. Gets it and gives it to you

drinks it all in one gulp

More. Please.

Goes and fills a pitcher with it and then refills your glass. Stands waiting beside your chair

waits expectantly to hear you say 'thank you'

The floor is mopped and the tables and chairs are back in place. What else do you want me to do?

stares at you staring at me

What? Looking for a tip? You're not getting one.

*Goes and fills a pitcher with it and then refills your glass. Stands waiting beside your chair*

smiles

They have good service around here! What does my bill come to?

*Goes and fills a pitcher with it and then refills your glass. Stands waiting beside your chair*

*smiles* They have good service around here! What does my bill come to?

Dani…What's his bill?

Well, considering the unreplaceable broken objects, I would say about $3000.

@Carissa: Thanks, I think I got everything!

smiles, and pulls out katana

Howard wants to hear the price.

What was that again?

Okay :-) Well, if you need me to anything more just let me know.

Sam: You hear that? Your bill is $3000

Put your katana away this istance!

smiles ^Howard^ can't hurt me.

$3000

And the violent tea party continues. :)

slices quickly, cutting off the tip of your nose

What was that? Try again.

The violent tea party continues. :)

Yup! :-)

Samuel Elliott!!!!!!!!!!!!! Facedesk You are hopeless!

Negotiations.

$5000, doctor bill included. :)

pulls out both katanas

Let's try for a funeral bill….

Samuel Elliott!!! I'm ashamed of you!!!

You are? Aw. I was aiming for "YOU'RE THE MOST EVIL SONUVVABISCUIT I'VE EVER SEEN!". Meh, next time.

Sam, Sam, Sam… Won't you ever learn?

That's because you're responding to him. :)

Bill for damages shouldn't be anything more than the one teapot. Everything else was collateral damage from Sarah's verbal assaults on Howard. :P

Sam, Sam, Sam... Won't you ever learn?

The snow hasn't melted for me to start learning my Parkour dude!

She was not insulting anyone. Just an inanimate object….

That's because you're responding to him. :)

Apparently, you haven't been a recipient of my thesis on why ignoring me doesn't work.

I should write a book.

rolls eyes Neither has it over here, but that's not what I'm talking about.

I know…it's just so hard to ignore him…at least for me.

She was not insulting anyone. Just an inanimate object....

glares

It. Was. HOWARD!

Interesting observation. Everywhere I look, Carissa and Sam are going on about something.

Facedesk You. Are. Impossible!

She was not insulting anyone. Just an inanimate object....

Uh oh…you're next.

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

What's the other one named?

Jerry.

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

Sweetheart, no one goads us into anything. :P

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

Actually it is hard to ignore him.

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

Sweetheart, no one goads us into anything. :P

You do a good job at bluffing it then! :D

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

Sweetheart, no one goads us into anything. :P

Sweetheart?!?!?!?! Did you just call Dani sweetheart???

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

Sweetheart, no one goads us into anything. :P

Sweetheart?!?!?!?! Did you just call Dani sweetheart???

Sarcastically. Squirt. :P

You mean this one? takes Jerry out of doorway Hm… not a bad weapon, but is it strong? places katana on thigh, and snaps the katana in half Apparently not.

You mean this one? *takes Jerry out of doorway* Hm... not a bad weapon, but is it strong? *places katana on thigh, and snaps the katana in half* Apparently not.

That was the cheap replica outside. Not Jerry. And, you'd break your thigh before you'd break a katana like that.

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

Sweetheart, no one goads us into anything. :P

Sweetheart?!?!?!?! Did you just call Dani sweetheart???

Sarcastically. Squirt. :P

Squirt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Facedesk I should come up with a name for you!

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

Sweetheart, no one goads us into anything. :P

Sweetheart?!?!?!?! Did you just call Dani sweetheart???

Sarcastically. Squirt. :P

Squirt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *Facedesk* I should come up with a name for you!

Mr. Epic works.

I know...it's just so hard to ignore him...at least for me.

It's not hard to ignore him, it's just fun to goad him!

Sweetheart, no one goads us into anything. :P

Sweetheart?!?!?!?! Did you just call Dani sweetheart???

Sarcastically. Squirt. :P

Squirt?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! *Facedesk* I should come up with a name for you!

Mr. Epic works.

Nah. Samantha's better. :P