Quotes

I thought of y'all when I saw this xP

"Weird is a side effect of awesome" xP

I thought of y'all when I saw this xP "Weird is a side effect of awesome" xP

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I thought of y'all when I saw this xP "Weird is a side effect of awesome" xP

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"Small deeds done are better than great deeds planned."
-General George C. Marshall

"Meekness takes injuries like pills; not chewing, but swallowing them down."
-Sir Thomas Browne

"Want to hear God speak? Read your Bible. Want to hear God speak audibly? Read your Bible out loud." - Justin Peters

The Dash Between the Dates

Napoleon's tombstone is huge. Churchill's is simple. The eternal flame burns over the grave of President John Kennedy. Very different lives, very different markers.
As different as each was from the other, their lives share at least one common mark: The dash between the dates. On every tombstone, whether simple or ornate, there is only one dash, or hyphen, between the dates.
The character and quality of our lives vary greatly. Yet, when all is said and done, we become precisely equal. They put one dash between the birth date and the death date.
We get one dash through life. That's it! No seconds! No restarts! Everybody finishes!
Some dash through life with great flair and style. Others become a quiet blur. Some run with long strides, leaving only toe marks in the sand. Most leave an erratic trail of footprints with more than a few heel marks. Many show evidence of being lost. Yet having lost their direction, they run all the faster.
The content of our "dash" varies. But in the end, the workmen will chisel only a dash. It reminds us of the stark truth: "Just as man is destined to die once, and after that to face judgment, so Christ was sacrificed once to take away the sins of many people…"
In the end, men reduce all living to the cold mark on the stone. Those of us who "live a life worthy of the Lord," following in the footsteps of Jesus, find the end of earth's dash to be the beginning of heaven's glory.

-Joseph B. Fuiten

"Some people are worth melting for" - Frozen

"That's okay, we're all strange here." -Jessica S.

"Some people are worth melting for" - Frozen

"Just maybe not right this second." xP

The Occulus Rift is a virtual reality headset, basically a pair of goggles that has a screen, so that you'd be able to realistically simulate being a surgeon, be able to "look" around virtual blueprints of a house, and make it seem like you are actually in a game, by letting you look through the eyes of your character.

http://www.oculusvr.com/

However, the company was recently bought by Facebook, and there has been a lot of outrage over the desicion. Here are my two favorite comments on the article's page:

KyleIonRayner • 2 hours ago
Give me blueprints for a bank. So I practice robbing it in the comfort of my own home :D
Azathotep • 2 hours ago
Robbing banks is so 20th century. Today the bank robs us.

KyleIonRayner • 2 hours ago
Facebook: Hey guys! So with the Oculus Rift, you can log into Facebook. After doing so, if you look towards the ground, you can scroll down your Facebook comments…. how cool right? ………Right?

Azathotep • 2 hours ago
Cool, now I can share my status in 3D

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they aren't always accurate." – Abraham Lincoln

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they aren't always accurate." -- Abraham Lincoln

Lol! Where did you get that?

"I volunteer as tribute!!!" -peeta/katniss

"Remember the Madagascar! Remember that God made men equal!" ~ William Wilberforce: Amazing Grace

"You are a sad, strange little man." Toy Story One

"Mr. Grumpy Gills!" Nemo: Dory

"I would have dropped you both!" National Treasure One: Riley

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they aren't always accurate." -- Abraham Lincoln

Lol! Where did you get that?

It was in a Quizlet set somewhere.

"In certain extreme situations, the law is inadequate. In order to shame its inadequacy, it is necessary to act outside the law. To pursue natural justice. This is not vengeance. Revenge is not a valid motive, it's an emotional response. No, not vengeance…Punishment” and “Those who do evil to others the killers, the rapists, psychos, sadists you will come to know me well. Frank Castle is dead. Call me: The Punisher."

Frank Castle: You killed my family.

Howard Saint: You killed my son.

explosion in background

Frank: Both of them.

"You had my father killed!"
"And you betrayed a true friend. Who's is the greater sin?"

"You had my father killed!" "And you betrayed a true friend. Who's is the greater sin?"

From what?

"You had my father killed!" "And you betrayed a true friend. Who's is the greater sin?"

From what?

Whoops. Sorry. Pendragon: Sword of His Father

"You had my father killed!" "And you betrayed a true friend. Who's is the greater sin?"

From what?

Whoops. Sorry. Pendragon: Sword of His Father

Never finished it.

"You had my father killed!" "And you betrayed a true friend. Who's is the greater sin?"

From what?

Whoops. Sorry. Pendragon: Sword of His Father

Never finished it.

Wha?!?! Why not???

"I once offered my hand to you on easy terms. And you refused. Now you will accept the terms that I dictate!"

"You had my father killed!" "And you betrayed a true friend. Who's is the greater sin?"

From what?

Whoops. Sorry. Pendragon: Sword of His Father

Never finished it.

Wha?!?! Why not??? "I once offered my hand to you on easy terms. And you refused. Now you _will_ accept the terms that _I_ dictate!"

'Cause it were cheesy.

"You had my father killed!" "And you betrayed a true friend. Who's is the greater sin?"

From what?

Whoops. Sorry. Pendragon: Sword of His Father

Never finished it.

Wha?!?! Why not??? "I once offered my hand to you on easy terms. And you refused. Now you _will_ accept the terms that _I_ dictate!"

'Cause it were cheesy.

Who cares?!? It had great lessons in it!

walks into pet store
Thor: "I need a horse!"
Per Store Guy: "I'm sorry, we only sell cats, dogs, ferrets…"
Thor: "Then give me one of those large enough to ride."

-_Thor_

Chew on _that_, Sarah!

"The problem with quotes found on the internet is that they aren't always accurate." -- Abraham Lincoln

Lol! Where did you get that?

^The internet^

Well it's hilarious!! =D

XD Yep.

"I may have a log in my eye, but you have a chip on your shoulder."

Black widow (not "some lady") (speaking of Thor): "….they're basically gods"
Captain America: "There's only one God, ma'am, and I don't think He dresses like that."

(The Avengers)

Black Widow. Not "some lady".

some lady (speaking of Thor): "....they're basically gods" Captain America: "There's only one God, ma'am, and I don't think He dresses like that." (The Avengers)

HOW DARE YOU CALL HER 'some lady'! YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED TWICE OVER OF YOURSELF!

HAVE YOUR PARENTS APOLO~

Nevermind. Hopefully you've learned your lesson.

And remember, all that ^ is sarcastic.

Sorry. :\
(Its been about a year since I watched it. I know that's horrifying too, but please forgive me.)

;)

Love what Cap says!

That, is my favorite line from the whole movie.

some lady (speaking of Thor): "....they're basically gods" Captain America: "There's only one God, ma'am, and I don't think He dresses like that." (The Avengers)

HOW DARE YOU CALL HER 'some lady'! YOU OUGHT TO BE ASHAMED TWICE OVER OF YOURSELF! HAVE YOUR PARENTS APOLO~ Nevermind. Hopefully you've learned your lesson. And remember, all that ^ is sarcastic.

By the by, Noah, all that ^ was irony, not sarcasm.

Irony caught!!

How's that?

It pains me to say it, but you credit me with more wit than I possess.
The sarcasm/irony is just a big joke in my family, and I thought I'd share the fun.

Irony is nicer than sarcasm.

I don't think anything of what I said was ironic.

Then what was it?

IRONY: the expression of one's meaning by using language that normally signifies the opposite, typically for humorous or emphatic effect (The New Oxford American Dictionary)
SARCASM: the use of irony to mock or convey contempt (same source)

“Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.” –Margaret Lee Runbeck

“Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts.” –Margaret Lee Runbeck

I wish that was true in my case…

LOL:

Famous last words: "Watch this!"

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"It's none of my business. I'm only here to wash windows and get handcuffed." -Barnard Walton

^looking through pictures and found one that I had taken of this quote:P^

"It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required." ~Winston Churchill

After the entire team is dead or dying while trying to save Private Ryan:

Captain Miller: [weakly mutters something]
Private Ryan: [leans in closer] What, sir?
Captain Miller: James, earn this… earn it.

Oh, good one!