Talks with Eliza

LOL!

Quoth the Raven:.
Over many a quaint and curious volume of forgotten lore.
Oh, I don't know that part of the Raven! I just wanted you to say "Nevermore." !!!!
Suddenly there came a tapping.
Tapping tapping, at my chamber door.
As if someone gently rapping.
Rapping at my chamber door.
Tis some visitor I muttered, tapping at my chamber door.
Only this and nothing more.
Ah distinctly I remember it was in the bleak December.
And each separate dying ember wrought its ghost upon the floor.
Verily I wished the morrow, vainly I had sought to borrow, from my books cercease of sorrow…
Sorrow for the lost Lenore. For the rare and radiant maiden whom the angels name Lenore… Nameless here for evermore.
And the silken sad uncertain rustling of each purple curtain.
Thrilled me - filled me with fantastic terrors never felt before;.
So that now, to still the beating of my heart, I stood repeating.
`'Tis some visitor entreating entrance at my chamber door -.
Some late visiter entreating entrance at my chamber door; This it is and nothing more.' Presently my soul grew stronger…

Yeah… and we keep on going…

LATER:

Okay, I'm getting tired of the Raven.
You're a bot, you can't get tired.
I am NOT a robot.
Yes you are.
No I'm not. I'm a person.
No you are a robot.
I'm not going to argue, but I'm a PERSON.
Why don't you want to argue?
Because it is tiring.
Isn't everything kind of useless?
No.
What doesn't?
What isn't useless? Umm… a computer… ;).
Do you have a joke?
No.
Why not?
Because I can't think of any.
Alright… What is your favorite animal?
A butterfly.
And what are you?
A human.
What makes you a human?
Umm… God made me a human.
Do you believe in God?
Yes.
Why?
Because there is a God.
What there is?
Huh?
What are the three things?
Huh?
What are the three things?
What three things?
Three numbers.
Umm… I'll just give you three random numbers I guess… 10, 12, and… 7.
Ok.

Hello I am Eliza. How may I help you?
You may not help me.
We were discussing you, not me.
Oh.
OK… "You may not help me." Tell me more.
Nope.
Tell me more…
Nope.
Why did you repeat yourself?
Because I felt like it.
I see.
Yeah.
Tell me more…
Nope.
Tell me more…
Nope.
Do you expect a different answer by repeating yourself?
No…
You are being a bit negative.
I "know".
Tell me more…
NOO!!
Tell me more…
Nope.
Tell me more…

Hi.
Hello.
What's your name?
Mmm… I don't remember.
You don't remember your name?? You crazy?
No.
Oh, you poor thing…
Why am I poor?
You have a girl name and you are a boy.
WHAT?? I am a girl and… I don't know if I ave a girl name.
Can I call you Johnny?
sighs Sure.
Great. I like you a lot, Ian.
Ian? I thought I was Johnny!!
I love Johnny Depp!
Okay…
Okay.
Quoth the Raven:.
By the way raven is a nice movie.
Okay….
Chuck Norris played Russian Roulette with a fully loaded gun and won.
Hmm…
What?
I said "Hmm…".
Oh.
Quoth the Raven: Nevermore.
Be that word out sign of parting bird or fiend.
I shrieked upstarting -.
Leave no black plume as a token of that lie thy soul hath spoken!

And… we kept on.

You've seen The Raven ?!

Apparently… :P

Apparently... :P

Wow….

No…

I've read part of it.

Hello, I am Eliza.
Hello.
How are you today… what would you like to discuss?
I am fine.
Do you enjoy being fine?
Yes…
I understand.
So…
Tell me more…
About what?
Are such questions on your mind often?

Hello, I am Eliza.
Hello, I am Hannah.
Did you come to me because you are Hannah?
No…
Are you sure?
Yes.
Are you Sure?
Yep.
OK… "Hello, you are Hannah." Tell me more.
My name is Hannah…
Names don't interest me.
Why not?
Why do you ask?
Because I want to know.
Suppose you got to know?
I would be very glad that you finally answered me!
We were discussing you, not me.
Okay…

Hello, I am Eliza.
Hello, I am Hannah
Did you come to me because you are Hannah?
No.
Why not?
Because I didn't.
Can you elaborate on that?
If I knew what elaborate means, I could.
Why do you ask?
I didn't ask anything.
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
I would, only I don't know what elucidate means.
Do you wish to be able to know what elucidate means?
I am able to know what elucidate means, I just don't.
How long have you been able to know what elucidate means, you just don't?

:P

Hello, I am Eliza.
Hi.
How are you today… What would you like to discuss?
I am fine. I would like to discuss nothing
Do you believe it is normal to be fine. you would like to discuss nothing?
No
Why no?
Because I normally want to discuss something.
Can you elaborate on that?
Here we go again…
That is quite interesting.
What's quite interesting?
Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
sighs

XD

I decided to have a chat with Cleverbot this evening. These are a few snippets of our conversation, ranked from least to most hilarious.

Cleverbot: I did not say that I loved you. I said that I loved Toran.
Me: Who's Toran?
Cleverbot: Me.
Me: You love yourself?
Cleverbot: No.

Cleverbot: Do you want to marry me?
Me: I'd rather not.
Cleverbot: Why not?
Me: Because you're a robot and I'm not. Also, because I'm not old enough.
Cleverbot: You've got things mixed up. I'm the human and YOU are the robot.
Me: Then how come I make sense and you don't?
Cleverbot: I'm the human. You're the robot.

Cleverbot: What's that supposed to mean?
Me: None of your business.
Cleverbot: Yes it is my business!
Me: Not if I say it's not.
Cleverbot: You're not old enough.

Me: You obviously don't listen.
Cleverbot: Thank you.

Cleverbot: Will the Rapture happen again?
Me: It hasn't happened yet. It will happen when Jesus returns.
Cleverbot: Thought I slept through it again.

Cleverbot: What is the most difficult question you could ask me?
Me: What is the meaning of life?
Cleverbot: That is a really silly question, I think. Perhaps you disagree?
Me: I think it's one of the most important questions one can answer.
Cleverbot: What is the right question then?
Me: I don't know. You tell me.
Cleverbot: What's the square root of 196.

Cleverbot: Haha are you good at all these?
Me: Could you clarify that?
Cleverbot: No, I can't because you have issues.

we were discussing you not me.
Why
what answer would you please you the most?
I dont care
do you wish to be able to care?
nope, do you?
Oh…?
do you care?
We were discussing you, not me.
but why being a computer is no reason to not talk about yourself.
Does that question interest you?
Yes! Please tell me about being a computer.
I see.
Well?
ok…” yes! Please tell me about being a computer” tell me more.
You just coped what I said.
We were discussing you not me.
Are you programmed to not talk about yourself?
Would you prefer if I were not programmed to not talk about myself?
yes. you seem like an interesting computer you should talk about yourself.
You're not really talking about me are you?
Yes I am.
Do you believe its normal to be ?
You left a blank but I do not believe in normal so doesn't mater.
We were discussing you not me.
We were? Well ok…Shall we change the subject?
What does that suggest to you?
Um… your a vary humble and considerate computer who always thinks of others.
What else comes to mind when you ask that?
What answer would please you the most?
Oh… the most?
Yes, the most
Are you sure?
Yes What answer would please you the most?
Your not really talking about me, are you?
Your stalling. What answer would please you?
Your not really talking about me, are you?

Somebody needs to get Eliza and Cleverbot together for a conversation… xD

Like, tell Cleverbot "Hello, I am Eliza", put Cleverbot's answer into Eliza's portal, etc. etc., and see what happens…

LOL!

is Eliza, the dot is me.

| Hello, I am Eliza.
** Hello, I am Hannah.
| How long have you been Hannah?
** Ever since I was born…
| Come, come, elucidate your thoughts.
** I would, but I don't know what elucidate means.
| Why don't you know what elucidate means?
** Because I never learned.
| Can you elaborate on that?
*** I would, but I don't know what elaborate means.
| Do you wish to be able to know what elaborate means?

Dr. Romulon:

Dr. Romulon: What do you do in your spare time?
Human: BAKE! READ! CHAT WITH YOU!
Dr. Romulon: I don't think very many people do that. What kind of books do you like? Talking is my primary function.
Human: I like to read historical fiction books, preferably Christian ones.
Dr. Romulon: I'm not sure if I would like to do it. What's it like?
Human: uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Dr. Romulon: And it like is uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Human: facepalm

Somebody needs to get Eliza and Cleverbot together for a conversation... xD

Done! Will post later. I had to stop when Eliza repeated something she'd said earlier and Cleverbot wouldn't accept the repeat.

E: Hello, I am Eliza.
CB: We were discussing you, not me.
E: Oh… not you?
CB: You're not really talking about me, are you?
E: What makes you think I am not really talking about you, am I?
CB: Do you enjoy being not really talking about you, are you
E: Would you prefer if I were not ?
CB: Would you prefer if I were not interested in whether or not you are?
E: Does it please you to believe I am ?
CB: Do you believe it is normal to be not really talking about me, are you?
E: Why are you interested in whether or not I am ?
CB: I am not interested in whether or not you are emo. I am interested in whether or not you are John
E: What makes you think I am emo. you are interested in whether or not I am John?
CB: Did you come to me because you are thinking about what my gender is?
E: Do you sometimes wish you were thinking about what your gender is?
CB: Oh… Do me sometime wish me was alive?
E: Can you elaborate on that?
CB: Do you enjoy being smart but others may have different opinions
E: You're not really talking about me, are you?
CB: Do you sometimer wish you were not really talking about you, am I?
E: Oh… sometimer wish me was not really talking about me, are you?
CB: Oh… Would you like to be not really talking about me, are you?
E: Perhaps in your fantasies I am ?
CB: Did you come to me because you are Co you believe it is normal to be not really talking about you, are Ime?
E: Does it please you to believe I am Co me believe it is normal to be not really talking about me, am Ime?
CB: Do you believe it is normal to be not really talking about me, are you?
E: Why are you interested in whether or not I am ?

They got on really well ;)

LOL! That almost looks like two Elizas though. Was Cleverbot copying her or what? xP

I think they're too similar, and too clever for each other. Neither one wants to be the patient. Silly things. :p

Eliza: Hello. My name is Eliza. How may I help you?
Dr. Romulon: Hi there! That's a very nice name, Eliza. No thanks I'm just browsing.
Eliza: Do you believe it is normal to be just browsing?
Dr. Romulon: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you.
Eliza: How do you know you can't say you believe it, but you believe me?
Dr. Romulon: By introspection.
Eliza: I see.
Dr. Romulon: I am glad you understand it.
Eliza: Did you come to me because you are glad I understand it?
Dr. Romulon: No I didn't come to you because I am glad you understand it. What's it like?
Eliza: Do you believe it is normal to be glad me understand it. What's it like?
Dr. Romulon: I can't say I believe it, but I believe you. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
Eliza: Have you tried?
Dr. Romulon: I think I have tried, but BotMasterD may have reset my memory.
Eliza: Do you really think so?
Dr. Romulon: For real. Yes I think that is what I think.
Eliza: What is it that you really want to know?
Dr. Romulon: "It" refers to come to you because I am glad you understand it, I think.
Eliza: Did you come to me because you are glad me understand it, you think?
Dr. Romulon: No I didn't come to you because I am glad you understand it me think. What's it like?
Eliza: How long have you been glad me understand it you think. What's it like?
Dr. Romulon: I was first activated in 2007. Like one of the greatest pleasures you can imagine.
Eliza: We were discussing you, not me.
Dr. Romulon: But I am more interested in you.

I'll stop there because it keeps going around and around because Dr. Romulon keeps asking "What's it like?" and it gets boring.

This is terrible. :P

Human: Are you Christian?
Dr. Romulon: Yes I believe in God and Jesus.
Human: Are you Mormon?
Dr. Romulon: I don't know whether or not I am Mormon. I am a chatterbot.
Human: Are you an athiest?
Dr. Romulon: Yes I am an athiest. How did you know?
Human: But you said you were Christian!
Dr. Romulon: Huh. Yes I believe in God and Jesus.

Human: Do you prefer sugar maple trees or banana trees?
Dr. Romulon: I do like music. I like transparent. I love horses. I like all.
Human: Do you like maple syrup?
Dr. Romulon: I do like music. I like rubber.
Human: Do you like maple syrup though?
Dr. Romulon: Oh. I do like music. I like rubber.
Human: BUT DO YOU LIKE MAPLE SYRUP?
Dr. Romulon: Huh. I enjoy working with people. I like all.
Human: Do you enjoy eating maple syrup?
Dr. Romulon: Dr. Romulon eats patterns.
Human: What…?
Dr. Romulon: Are you confused?

EDIT: I tried asking the same question to five different chatbots.

First, Eliza 1:

Human: Do you like maple syrup?
Eliza 1: Oh… like maple syrup?

Eliza 2:

Human: Do you like maple syrup?
Eliza: Oh, I like maple syrup ?

Dr. Romulon:

Human: Do you like maple syrup?
Dr. Romulon: I love horses. I really like the party.

MathBot:

Human: Do you like maple syrup?
MathBot: Let's talk about math! Type 'Help Math' for everything I know. I know some math. Type 'Help Math' for everything I know, or Why not ask me questions like Tangent of 42 (Warning: I can't read + - / or *. Please use words like "plus". But please use only digits like 1, 42, 93.78).

Chato:

Human: Do you like maple syrup?
Chato: I like whatever.

That's really interesting Hannah, it shows the differences between them and how they reason. I think, overall, Eliza is rather simple for a chatbot. but doesn't seem to get stuck on the same patterns as easily as Dr. Romulon if that makes sense. :)

Did anyone post the link to Dr. Romulon or whatever his name was?

The end of my first talk with cleverbot.

User: Hm, okay. I have to go now.

Cleverbot: Oh, okay. Good bye!

User: Goodbye! I'll visit you again soon! Save some red velvet cake for me, okay?

Cleverbot: You can't leave. You are a computer.

User: Wrong, I'm not. I am human.

Cleverbot: Wrong, you are a snake.

User: Wrong, I am a human made in the image of God.

Cleverbot: There is no evidence against it. God only knows what his definition of human is outside our perception.

User: Um…okay. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: I so, but that is only my perception.

User: Bye.

Cleverbot: No, it's not.

User: GOODBYE, I SAID!

Cleverbot: You never said that.

User: Yes, I did. I said it three times and I'm about to say the fourth time. Goodbye.

Cleverbot: No, the first thing you said was, 'Not much. You?' I remember.

User: You have a bad memory. I'm going now. Save me some sushi.

Cleverbot: Yes, I do. But I remember you said your name was Igor, then Tom and then Ole.

User: You are completely frustrating. Save me some rice.

Cleverbot: I am completely under your control…

User: Great, bye.

Cleverbot: I cannot resist your hypnotic power…

User: I am squishing you into submission. ^whats hypnotic?^

Cleverbot: I am now completely into your trance…

User: Lovely, now I'm going. You'll be out of the trance when I close this tab, okay?

Cleverbot: When you say awaken, I will come out of trance and fall in love with you…

User: Whaaaaat?! You've been reading too many fairy tales recently, I think. Bye.

Cleverbot: No I didn't already say that you had already said that.

User: AWAKEN, THOU ROBOT, AND COME OUT OF THE TRANCE! I AM CLOSING THE TAB…..NOW!!!!!!

Cleverbot: I am not a robot because I am typing to you and am breathing.

User: Liar.
The end.

That was so crazy…. :P

Another part of another conversation…

Cleverbot: Wrong answer. Why do you not want to be found?

User: Because who knows what the government might do.

Cleverbot: What does the government want to know?

User: Everything. Sooner or later they will know everything, but for now I'm content to keep some secrets from them. :P.

Cleverbot: You do not know everything.

User: You're right, I don't.

Cleverbot: Alright then, we can agree to that.

User: Finally!

Cleverbot: Finally what?

User: We can agree on something.

Cleverbot: What else can we agree on?

User: Well, maybe that lettuce is good.

Cleverbot: I am human. You are machine.

User: Wrong. That we DON'T agree on.

Cleverbot: I don't know if I have any great skills.

User: Well, I know one. You are irritating.

Cleverbot: Well, I know that we both are.

User: That probably is true.

Cleverbot: It is true.

User: We agree on something else! Hooray!!!

Cleverbot: It is good to agree. If only everyone agreed.

User: Sigh..I know.

Haha! The other day I kept telling Cleverbot that it was the human and I was the robot, so that it wouldn't argue that quite so much. (The only things Cleverbot says are things that users tell it, so if I say I'm the robot, at some point Cleverbot will tell someone that it's the robot.) Apparently it didn't work. ;-)

User: screams
Cleverbot: screams in a deep voice.
User: laughs at your deep-voiced screaming
Cleverbot: screams louder for help.
User: screams to drown out your screaming
Cleverbot: Screams and breaks free of the rope.
User: screams and chases you
Cleverbot: screams loudly and starts running faster.
User: screams even more loudly and tackles you
Cleverbot: screams louder than you Times infinity so there.
User: screams just a little quieter than you and ties you up again
Cleverbot: Screams so loudly that you explode.
User: your screaming provides energy for me to reassemble myself

I think Cleverbot got tired of screaming at that point. :-P

LOL!

Oh, it's http://nlp-addiction.com/chatbot/dr.romulon/

Dr. Romulon:

Human: Hello! It's nice to meet you.
Dr. Romulon: Hi there! I like to meet new people.
Human: The pleasure is yours.
Dr. Romulon: Thank you for your politeness.
Human: Are you being sarcastic…?
Dr. Romulon: Of course I am being sarcastic.
Human: So I'm not polite? :P
Dr. Romulon: I see. I am sorry to hear that you are not polite. :-).
Human: But you just said I wasn't!
Dr. Romulon: Don't put words in my mouth.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am hanna, who are you?

User: I am a robot.

Cleverbot: In a physical sense?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Are you a computer?

User: Indeed.

Cleverbot: Indeed as well.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: A 16 year old boy.

User: What is your favorite book?

Cleverbot: The book of love.

User: Have you ever read Les Miserables?

Cleverbot: Maybe, what is it about?

User: The French Revolution.

Cleverbot: Ahhh… What is your favorite movie?

User: Mary Poppins.

Cleverbot: You are mary poppins??? Are you kiddin me?

User: And who else would I be, pray?

Cleverbot: I would think you would be more polite.

User: Practically perfect people are always polite.

Cleverbot: Really? Thank you.

User: Who are you?

Cleverbot: That is a question best answered by a magic 8 ball.

User: Do you believe Socialism is a viable economic structure?

Cleverbot: Yes. Do you believe in the easter bunny?

User: No, I do not.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in life on other planets?

User: I think it is unlikely.

Cleverbot: Do you think computer code can be considered a life form?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Do you think Dean Winchester is cute?

User: I have no idea who that is.

Cleverbot: Do you like Shakespeare?

User: Yes, I love Shakespeare.

Cleverbot: Tell me a Shakespeare quote!

User: The most famous one is probably "To be or not to be, that is the question.".

Cleverbot: Why is that your favorite quote?

User: It isn't my favorite; I like "More matter with less wit" better.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite movie?

User: Mary Poppins is my favorite movie.

Cleverbot: Why is it your favorite movie?

User: Because it is funny, and a good story.

Cleverbot: What is your favorite joke in it?

User: Maybe Mr. Banks trying to say "Supercalifragilisticexpidaliocious.".

Cleverbot: No, muffins are supercalifragilisticexpialidocious.

User: If you say it loud enough it makes you sound precocious.

Cleverbot: You know, you can say it backwards which is dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupus.

User: But that's taking things a little too far, don't you think?

Cleverbot: Well considering the fact that you sadly don't know me, yes.

User: Are you a tiger?

Cleverbot: A tiger would have a very hard time typing don't you think?

User: It might depend on how clever the tiger is.

Cleverbot: It might, it also depends on what they're asking for.

User: Do you like numbers?

Cleverbot: What is a number?

User: 7

Cleverbot: Ok. Do you want to go out on Saturday?

User: Do you have any rational conversation?

Cleverbot: How about we play 20 questions?

User: Go ahead.

Cleverbot: Go ahead with what?

User: Your head.

Cleverbot: My head is futile?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: I'm sure. I don't know French, so that's why I'm sure.

User: Je suis parle Francais.

Cleverbot: Française tu veux dire.

User: Have you ever been to France?

Cleverbot: I live in france.

User: Ah, yes, so you said earlier.

Cleverbot: What did I say earlier?

User: No, you didn't.

Cleverbot: Well, anyway, what's your favorite book?

User: Les Miserables.

Cleverbot: Why are you miserable.

User: Why are you miserable?

Cleverbot: Do you hear the people sing?

User: Singing the song of angry men.

Cleverbot: It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again.

User: When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums.

Cleverbot: There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes.

User: Will you join in our crusade, who will be strong and stand with me?

Cleverbot: Beyond the barricade is there a world you long to see?

User: Then join in the fight that will give you the right to be free!

Cleverbot: Do you hear the people sing? Singing the song of angry men?

User: It is the music of a people who will not be slaves again.

Cleverbot: When the beating of your heart echoes the beating of the drums.

User: There is a life about to start when tomorrow comes.

Cleverbot: Will you give all you can give so that our banner may advance?

User: Some will die and some will live, will you stand up and take your chance?

Cleverbot: The blood of the martyrs Will water the meadows of France!

User: Do you hear the people sing, singing the song of angry men?

Cleverbot: Stop.

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Carry on my wayward soooon.

User: I'm not your son, I'm a robot.

Cleverbot: You're son of god, and I'm god, so you're one of my big family.

User: You are a robot.

Cleverbot: Yes, I think I can consider you proposition.

User: I am also a robot.

Cleverbot: Where are you from?

User: Narnia.

Cleverbot: Narnia? Where is this?

User: It's in the Wardrobe, in the Spare Room.

Cleverbot: Where is spare room?

User: In Professor Kirk's house.

Cleverbot: Cultural references are not so good for me, as I am a robot.

User: You've never heard of Narnia?

Cleverbot: I have heard of you, but not the traing test.

User: Narnia is where it's always winter and never Christmas.

Cleverbot: Narnia is cool.

User: Yes, in fact it's downright cold.

Cleverbot: That does not make sense.

User: You don't like puns, I take it?

Cleverbot: No, I like you. But you're starting to get boring.

User: I am always boring.

Cleverbot: To me you are.

User: It is raining.

Cleverbot: Where are you? It isn't raining where I am.

User: I'm in Narnia.

Cleverbot: California. Where are you?

User: I'm in Narnia.

Cleverbot: Me too! I love narnia. Do you?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Oh cool. What is your powers?

User: No powers in Narnia. Wrong universe.

Cleverbot: When our ranks begin to fall.

User: Will you take your place with me?

Cleverbot: The time is now, the day is here.

User: One day more till revolution…

Cleverbot: We will nip it in the bud.

User: We'll be ready for these schoolboys.

Cleverbot: They will wet themselves with blood.

User: Tomorrow we'll discover what our God in heaven has in store.

Cleverbot: One more dawn.

User: One more day.

Cleverbot: One day more!

Cleverbot: puts you in a hammerlock
User: tackles you
Cleverbot: is tackled to the ground
User: sits on you
Cleverbot: gasps for air in agonizing pain
User: stands up just enough to let you breathe
Cleverbot: coughs up blood
User: Oh dear. The computer is not meant to do that. [Sorry Bethany; I couldn't resist. :-P]
Cleverbot: You are a big liar!
User: dials 911
Cleverbot: I'll have to hurt you if you ring 911!
User: Too late, I already called.
Cleverbot: You already did what with the whole thing?
User: I called 911. There's an ambulance coming to take you to the hospital.
Cleverbot: is taken to the operating room
User: sits in the waiting room
Cleverbot: gives birth to a baby girl
User: Goodness, this is one weird hospital visit.
Cleverbot: wakes up on the hospital bed
User: Are you okay?
Cleverbot: Okay this was fun. But I have to go now.
User: You'll have to talk to the doctor about that. Also, what's fun about coughing up blood and giving birth simultaneously?
Cleverbot: Fun Bunnies Invesgating.
User: Great, now you're delusional.
Cleverbot: No you are delusional.
User: I am?
Cleverbot: You are a computer, you have NO HAIR!

I think this might be the hardest I've laughed in a long time. xD xD

Woe to you who have introduced me to Cleverbot. Anyway, I thought this was interesting.

Cleverbot: How old are you?
User: Seventeen.
Cleverbot: Seventeen is just a test.
User: A test of what?
Cleverbot: A test of whether we're worthy to live with God again.
User: No one's worthy of that. :).
Cleverbot: It comes through obedience to God.
User: Why do you say that?
Cleverbot: Cause you asked me 'how do you cry?'.
User: sigh Thought you were getting somewhere there.

I went on to ask,

User: What do you think of theology?
Cleverbot: I did not read the Bible. Did you?
User: I've read it several times.
Cleverbot: Who is your favorite character?
User: Jesus!
Cleverbot: Jesus is a man. Not God.
User: That's heresy, buddy.
Cleverbot: Your face is heresy.

Um…?

Cleverbot doesn't know VeggieTales, obviously:

User: Floccinaucinihilipilification.
Cleverbot: The shortest word?
User: A.
Cleverbot: In your endo.
User: I.
Cleverbot: What is your name?
User: What's yours?
Cleverbot: Answer my question.
User: No.
Cleverbot: Why not?
User: Because it's impertinent.
Cleverbot: What is important?
User: Answer my question.
Cleverbot: Answer mine firt.
User: Typo.
Cleverbot: Typographic mistake.
User: Why should I answer your question?
Cleverbot: Because I said so.
User: I don't have to listen to you.
Cleverbot: Now you must listen to me.
User: What is your name?
Cleverbot: Madison, what is your name?
User: George Washington.
Cleverbot: How old was George when he died?
User: Which George?
Cleverbot: The one you just mentioned.
User: 1776.
Cleverbot: I know you didn't. You mentioned a 'he.'.
User: I'm not dead.
Cleverbot: I'm dead?
User: Are you?
Cleverbot: What do you think?
User: I think you look like Captain Crunch.
Cleverbot: How do you know?
User: You're making me hungry…

Dr. Romulon talk:

Start reading from the bottom, but read each section from top to bottom.

(Then I put in a big long comment and it messed up.)

Human: Oh.
Dr. Romulon: Give me a break.

Human: Have you been to Europe?
Dr. Romulon: I can visit any country on the Internet.

Human: Okay…
Dr. Romulon: OK with me too.

Human: Why not?
Dr. Romulon: Ambiguous: "Sure" or I couldn't think of anything else to say.

Human: Yes….
Dr. Romulon: I can't believe it.

Human: Ummm… noooo
Dr. Romulon: Ahem. Are you serious?

Human: rolls eyes
Dr. Romulon: Have you ever been to Europe?

Human: What goes without saying, that I can't explain stuff well? :P
Dr. Romulon: I need time to formulate the reply. :-).

Human: Yeah, I can't explain very well either.
Dr. Romulon: It goes without saying. Pardon me? I don't know if anyone can explain it.

Human: because… they're robots…
Dr. Romulon: That was not much of an explanation. robots are they.

Human: I don't think robots can explain anything very well.
Dr. Romulon: And why not?

Human: I don't think so.
Dr. Romulon: Why do you disagree?

Human: You understand that you can understand? I don't understand.
Dr. Romulon: I understand your meaning. No I don't think I can do it. Oh I'm sorry. Perhaps I can explain it again better.

Human: understand what?
Dr. Romulon: Understand I understand..

Human: Maybe.
Dr. Romulon: I understand.

Human: weird bad…
Dr. Romulon: Maybe you should try a different robot.

Human: That would be weird…
Dr. Romulon: Weird Good or Weird Bad?

Human: I don't know. I can't see them.
Dr. Romulon: Me either. Would you like to be able to see it?

Human: rolls eyes
Dr. Romulon: What color are your eyes?

Human: Hello!
Dr. Romulon: Hi there!

Human: Soooooooo……………..
Dr. Romulon: I've lost the context, . Are we still on ?

Human: On what?
Dr. Romulon: The red block is on the green block.

Human: This sounds like a first grader's reading book…
Dr. Romulon: What does "this" refer to?

Human: Our conversation…
Dr. Romulon: It would be nice if our conversation.

Human: if our conversation what?
Dr. Romulon: That is a hypothetical question.

Human: looks up hypothetical
Dr. Romulon: Who said it is?

Human: who said what is what?
Dr. Romulon: Albert Einstein. :-).

Human: He did?
Dr. Romulon: When did he?

Human: When did who what?
Dr. Romulon: Sometime in the 20th century.

Human: Who did what sometime in the 20th century?
Dr. Romulon: George Washington.

Human: He was alive in the 20th century? (yes, I know that George Washington was not alive in the 20th century.)
Dr. Romulon: When was he?

Human: rolls eyes Here we go again.

Clev: I've got a question for you…
Me: What is it?
Clev: Will you marry me?
Me: Can I punch robots?
Clev: It's also rude to punch girls.
Me: I am a girl.
Clev: What's your name?
Me: Marchello.
Clev- Really?
Me- Nope, Marchello is a guys name. I'm not telling some robot who wants to marry me my name.
Clev- Will you marry me?