Facedesking Therapy

There's people for the ethical treatment of desks (me: 50/50), and there's people for the people who facedesk.
Now, who wants to discuss why they facedesk?

So ……………..Why not?…. :-/

Read the hashtags thread :P

Read the hashtags thread :P

Ian R. just said <blockquote>You're welcome! :)</blockquote>

If you guys want me to refrain from facedesking, then I need to not come into contact with Sam, Noah, Peter, or anyone who might make me laugh. So in other words, as long as I'm on Memverse, I will be facedesking.

Unless you removed the desk to a safer place

I know! We ought to give out special government funded pillow-cushioned desks, which don't really work and are ten times more expensive than if everyone prone to facedesking just bought their own. That way no one would have to learn self-control, and no one else would have to feel bad for them!

We should faceground! Remove the desk so you hit the ground!

Or, if you are outside, you could face-plant!

Facedesk This is a Christian forum NOT a muslim mosque!

I thought we just killed all the facedeskers. What's all this "therapy" stuff?

begs to differ I am still alive and well. Allow me to demonstrate. facedesk

Yeah!

*begs to differ* I am still alive and well. Allow me to demonstrate. *facedesk*

points gun

*begs to differ* I am still alive and well. Allow me to demonstrate. *facedesk*

*points gun*

crushes gun between fingers

*begs to differ* I am still alive and well. Allow me to demonstrate. *facedesk*

*points gun*

*crushes gun between fingers*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HE'S HULK NOW!!!!!!!!!!
dies

*begs to differ* I am still alive and well. Allow me to demonstrate. *facedesk*

*points gun*

*crushes gun between fingers*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HE'S HULK NOW!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

This is news? I've been Hulk for, like, three years, dude. :P

*begs to differ* I am still alive and well. Allow me to demonstrate. *facedesk*

*points gun*

*crushes gun between fingers*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HE'S HULK NOW!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

This is news? I've been Hulk for, like, three years, dude. :P

We don't have good memory or eyes

*begs to differ* I am still alive and well. Allow me to demonstrate. *facedesk*

*points gun*

*crushes gun between fingers*

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH HE'S HULK NOW!!!!!!!!!! *dies*

This is news? I've been Hulk for, like, three years, dude. :P

We don't have good memory or eyes

Got it. Well, you can now try to remember that at least one Memverser is not intimidated by any empty threats against him for practicing his right to facedesk. :P

Aha… got it :D
We need Sam…

Aha... got it :D We need Sam...

And that's gonna make things different how? :P He can only make threats, not carry them out. :P facedesk facedesk facedesk

Got it. Well, you can now try to remember that at least one Memverser is not intimidated by any empty threats against him for practicing his right to facedesk. :P

I'll be MVer number two!!! xP Although I never really do it anyhow. xP

facedesk facedesk facedesk

^^#3 :P

^^#3 :P

Exactly my purpose. Hehe.

xPxP

Got it. Well, you can now try to remember that at least one Memverser is not intimidated by any empty threats against him for practicing his right to facedesk. :P

Is the right defined in the Constitution? ;)

Got it. Well, you can now try to remember that at least one Memverser is not intimidated by any empty threats against him for practicing his right to facedesk. :P

Is the right defined in the Constitution? ;)

The pursuit of Happiness.

For everyone? Including desks, upon which my Memverse friends have bestowed human rights?

For _everyone_? Including desks, upon which my Memverse friends have bestowed human rights?

(The rights which some of your memverse friends refuse to acknowledge.) my desk has no interest in happiness.

Reads the name of the topic

FACEDESK XD

IKR? Facedesking is a stress relief… right?!

#Carissaissocutewhenshefacedesks!!!

Of course!

And I've never seen Carissa facedesk in real life. :P

(The rights which some of your memverse friends refuse to acknowledge.) my desk has no interest in happiness.

True, true. Even so I have stopped slamming the desk with my fist lest I be dubbed "cruel" to my inanimate desk that could possibly be related to the living desks my friends seem to possess

facedesk facedesk facedesk

*facedesk facedesk facedesk*

Is anyone willing to form a personal bodyguard so I can facedesk?

Is anyone willing to form a personal bodyguard so I can facedesk?

Wait… you're saying you want us ^random people on here^ to protect you so that you can facedesk?

^Because my other friends on here who support the protection of desks against facedesking might prosecute me^

^Because my other friends on here who _support_ the protection of desks against facedesking might prosecute me^

Haha!!! :D facedesk Ok!!

Does a quiet ~facedesk~

Uh, what? I did nothing…

What?! Facedesking Therapy?!?! Facedesk

See what your leaving us did to Memverse?! ;)

Exactly! Whe became so distort over Carissa's leaving us that we had to do something to save ourselves!!!! Facedesking therapy was the best we could come up with under the circumstances!

Meh.