Chimichangas for Deadpool

The title says it all.

Sends Deadpool a lifetime supply of chimichangas

Sends Deadpool 8 chimichangas.

**Sends Deadpool a lifetime supply of chimichangas**

eats the lifetime supply

The title says it all. **Sends Deadpool a lifetime supply of chimichangas**

This is amazing!

Happy BNC Day everyone!

*Sends Deadpool 8 chimichangas.*

Dreams really do come true!

**Sends Deadpool a lifetime supply of chimichangas**

*eats the lifetime supply*

**Sends Deadpool a lifetime supply of chimichangas**

*eats the lifetime supply*

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You're gonna miss me with that shot, cousin! :)

**Sends Deadpool a lifetime supply of chimichangas**

*eats the lifetime supply*

http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/images/13/jul/dp8.jpg

You're gonna miss me with that shot, cousin! :)

But not with this one, cousin! http://www.beyondhollywood.com/uploads/2009/01/deadpool-movie-2.gif

Alright. No. Not with that shot… unless- closes browser

Alright. No. Not with that shot... unless- *closes browser*

Uuuhhhh….. Abigail?

Uuuhhhh..... Abigail?

what about her?

Uuuhhhh..... Abigail?

uuuhhh me?

gives Chimichangas

*gives Chimichangas*

eath them all up

provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator

*provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator*

smashes lock and prepares to eat any chimichangas that anyone attempts to put into the refrigerator

*provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator*

*smashes lock and prepares to eat any chimichangas that anyone attempts to put into the refrigerator*

attaches a photon absorber to your arm, which inhibits the gamma radiation, causing you to turn back into Nicolas

*provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator*

*smashes lock and prepares to eat any chimichangas that anyone attempts to put into the refrigerator*

*attaches a photon absorber to your arm, which inhibits the gamma radiation, causing you to turn back into Nicolas*

as Nicolas, I grab a hammer and chisel and remove the photon absorber from my arm; after which I promptly ship it to Antarctica and turn back into Nicohulk, this time prepared to prevent any such tricks from occurring again

*provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator*

*smashes lock and prepares to eat any chimichangas that anyone attempts to put into the refrigerator*

*attaches a photon absorber to your arm, which inhibits the gamma radiation, causing you to turn back into Nicolas*

*as Nicolas, I grab a hammer and chisel and remove the photon absorber from my arm; after which I promptly ship it to Antarctica and turn back into Nicohulk, this time prepared to prevent any such tricks from occurring again*

by the time you have, I've already attached one around your neck, transforming you back into Nicolas once again

*provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator*

*smashes lock and prepares to eat any chimichangas that anyone attempts to put into the refrigerator*

*attaches a photon absorber to your arm, which inhibits the gamma radiation, causing you to turn back into Nicolas*

*as Nicolas, I grab a hammer and chisel and remove the photon absorber from my arm; after which I promptly ship it to Antarctica and turn back into Nicohulk, this time prepared to prevent any such tricks from occurring again*

*by the time you have, I've already attached one around your neck, transforming you back into Nicolas once again*

performs the same operation as before, making sure this time to avoid Sam so as not to be again forcefully turned back to his human side

*provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator*

*smashes lock and prepares to eat any chimichangas that anyone attempts to put into the refrigerator*

*attaches a photon absorber to your arm, which inhibits the gamma radiation, causing you to turn back into Nicolas*

*as Nicolas, I grab a hammer and chisel and remove the photon absorber from my arm; after which I promptly ship it to Antarctica and turn back into Nicohulk, this time prepared to prevent any such tricks from occurring again*

*by the time you have, I've already attached one around your neck, transforming you back into Nicolas once again*

*performs the same operation as before, making sure this time to avoid Sam so as not to be again forcefully turned back to his human side*

watches as the Nicolas who hammer-and-chiseled his way through his neck bleeds out on the floor

*provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator*

*smashes lock and prepares to eat any chimichangas that anyone attempts to put into the refrigerator*

*attaches a photon absorber to your arm, which inhibits the gamma radiation, causing you to turn back into Nicolas*

*as Nicolas, I grab a hammer and chisel and remove the photon absorber from my arm; after which I promptly ship it to Antarctica and turn back into Nicohulk, this time prepared to prevent any such tricks from occurring again*

*by the time you have, I've already attached one around your neck, transforming you back into Nicolas once again*

*performs the same operation as before, making sure this time to avoid Sam so as not to be again forcefully turned back to his human side*

*watches as the Nicolas who hammer-and-chiseled his way through his neck bleeds out on the floor*

watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much

*provides a lock for Deadpool's refrigerator*

*smashes lock and prepares to eat any chimichangas that anyone attempts to put into the refrigerator*

*attaches a photon absorber to your arm, which inhibits the gamma radiation, causing you to turn back into Nicolas*

*as Nicolas, I grab a hammer and chisel and remove the photon absorber from my arm; after which I promptly ship it to Antarctica and turn back into Nicohulk, this time prepared to prevent any such tricks from occurring again*

*by the time you have, I've already attached one around your neck, transforming you back into Nicolas once again*

*performs the same operation as before, making sure this time to avoid Sam so as not to be again forcefully turned back to his human side*

*watches as the Nicolas who hammer-and-chiseled his way through his neck bleeds out on the floor*

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck

There, happy now?? :P

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there–you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro.

Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title…

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

uses not-scary but actually Elven-looking Suron voice

Celebrimbor.

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

*uses not-scary but actually Elven-looking Suron voice* Celebrimbor.

uses confused voice

What?

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

*uses not-scary but actually Elven-looking Suron voice* Celebrimbor.

*uses confused voice* What?

Hee hee! A few words…"Bright Lord Trailer"… :)

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

*uses not-scary but actually Elven-looking Suron voice* Celebrimbor.

*uses confused voice* What?

Hee hee! A few words..."Bright Lord Trailer"... :)

I'm assuming it's on Youtube, right? :P

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

*uses not-scary but actually Elven-looking Suron voice* Celebrimbor.

*uses confused voice* What?

Hee hee! A few words..."Bright Lord Trailer"... :)

I'm assuming it's on Youtube, right? :P

You assume correctly! :D

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

*uses not-scary but actually Elven-looking Suron voice* Celebrimbor.

*uses confused voice* What?

Hee hee! A few words..."Bright Lord Trailer"... :)

I'm assuming it's on Youtube, right? :P

You assume correctly! :D

So the guy who crafted all the rings became a wraith? is confused

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

*uses not-scary but actually Elven-looking Suron voice* Celebrimbor.

*uses confused voice* What?

Hee hee! A few words..."Bright Lord Trailer"... :)

I'm assuming it's on Youtube, right? :P

You assume correctly! :D

So the guy who crafted all the rings became a wraith? *is confused*

I'll admit, it's not totally clear. Although, he was killed by Sauron. All will be revealed in-game, apparently. And, the developer isn't even releasing advance copies for people to review, like most do. So, everyone will be learning together, on September 30. :)

*watches as the scar vanishes as I turn into the Hulk before I bleed out too much*

*smiles as he slips in a pill-sized Photon Absorber into the scar opening before it finishes scarring over*

*smiles as you have obviously failed to realize that I have already jumped a mile away before you had the chance to do this*

*smiles wider as you have failed to realize that with my Wraith powers, I can teleport to you, and sill insert the pill*

*turns back into Nicolas and dies by a stroke, because the pill has blocked a major blood vessel in his neck* There, happy now?? :P

Kind of, yeah. Your whole "Nicohulk trump card" needed to me "trumped" for once. ;)

Well, there--you won once. :P But your Deadpool trump card needs to be trumped one of these days too. :P

Using my Wraith card these days, bro. Wraith-King of Memverse. That should totally be my official title...

Yeah, except that wraiths are demons basically, so maybe not. :P

Never heard of Shadow of Mordor, I see. :P

Well, are wraiths different in the Shadow of Mordor game? And yes, I have heard of it. :)

*uses not-scary but actually Elven-looking Suron voice* Celebrimbor.

*uses confused voice* What?

Hee hee! A few words..."Bright Lord Trailer"... :)

I'm assuming it's on Youtube, right? :P

You assume correctly! :D

So the guy who crafted all the rings became a wraith? *is confused*

I'll admit, it's not totally clear. Although, he was killed by Sauron. All will be revealed in-game, apparently. And, the developer isn't even releasing advance copies for people to review, like most do. So, everyone will be learning together, on September 30. :)

But aren't wraiths generally bad in LOTR?

Can we get back to the topic?

*Lifeime supply of chimichangas*

for Abigail

Lifetime supply of chimichangas for Deadpool ONLY and no interceptions

*Lifetime supply of chimichangas for Deadpool ONLY and no interceptions*

I am lady Deadpool!

I never said lady:) Lifetime supply of chimichangas for Deadpool ONLY no interceptions and no changing it to go to your benefit

well, thanks guys!

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^What's a Chimichanga?^