Funny Sibling Quotes

Oh THAT was why you were panting!

Intimidating. Do your siblings have a dictionary? In reply to Matthew Minica *Spellcheck says your name doesn't exist...well!*

Not exactly - they have a Christian language arts course called "Total Language Plus" that teaches them words like "luminous", "acquaintance" and "amateur". :)

Yep. It's very rare. :P

Wait. What?! "Matthew" is very rare??

No! Minica is. :)

OOooohhhhh….okay. That makes sense! :)

My 11 y/o brother: "Eat, drink, and be married!"
XD XD

We went to a wedding last year and that had that as a sign when you went theough the food line xP

Jessica (the little girl I babysitted today): Abigail! Homie!!
Me: Aww are we homies now??
My mom: Haha! No she said "hold me!"
Me: No derp! Homie sounds so much better there!
Jessica: No derp! Homie!

My little 4 year old sis (Faith) was grumpy today, and this is how the conversation went:

Faith: is mad
Bethany: Faith, did you wake up on the wrong side of the bed?
Faith: No! I woke up on the middle side of the bed!
Bethany: The what side of the bed?
Faith: THE MIDDLE SIDE OF THE BED!
Bethany: Okayyyyyyy….. XD

We went to a wedding last year and that had that as a sign when you went theough the food line xP

Haha!

Me: talking to Zeke (nonverbal, age 3) about the snow Snow, go away! It's not your turn!
Zeke: signs "my turn", then shakes his head "no"

My four-year-old brother Sam: "Worst for first!"

Us and rissa at the resort in DC
Just got done swimming and going back up to the room, Just got off the elevator, Our room is like a mile down the hall.
Rissa: "Lets race!"
"Ok! Go!"
Abigail is half a mile ahead of the slow Marissa!"
*Turns the corner
Runs smack into a security guard!
Security guard: "Hey! Slow down!"
Me: ^Oh ok…^
Security guard: "Hey wheres yalls shoes at?!"
RIssa: holds up her shoes. Right here!
security guard: Mmmmmhhhhhhhhhmmmmmmm!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! PUT DEM ON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Abigail stares at the ground guiltily BC she has no shoes

Marissa: Shhhhh!! Not a word to the parents!!

Dad, driving in Miami traffic: I hate the city, I hate the city, I hate the city!

Later: If I lived in the city, I would drive a bulldozer.

………………..

Jared was screaming in the back of the van over a hurt eye. After many attempts from the very front of the car to calm him, I said, "Hey, Jared, just think, you might get a big ol' black eye!"

instant silence

Totally agree with you dad. xP

We went to a restaurant for my mom's birthday a few days ago, and we got a very unique appetizer.

My older brother asked, "What do they taste like?"

Our oldest brother said, "They taste very similar to food."

Real helpful, Mike XP

Drew shoves a stick in Marissas mouth
Marissa: "Blech!"
Drew: "You like pandas. Pandas eat sticks!"

lol!!! I can see him doing that!!!

Yep! Those are my awesomely crazy cousins! xP

This isn't exactly a sibling quote, but I figured this would be the best place to put it. :-)

Maggie (age 8) to Jenny: Your last name is Shoulder, right?

Little sister: starts whistling "Hey Simon! Can you whistle?"
Me starts whistling Rues song from Hunger games.
Little brother: "Well actually, I left my whistle at home! But actually I don't have one!"
Me: "Facepalm, Simon, Facepalm!"
Little brother: "Oh wait! I do have my whistle! pulls out a lady bug and starts whistling

@Sarah, remember that one time one or two family reunions ago? When they gave ALL the kids whistles? That was terrible idea!! I went home with a headache!

My little brother running around…"I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster!"

Somehow he got the idea into his head that this would make it so he didn't have to go to bed…his understanding of Congress is a little shaky yet. But he's only seven, so he has time. :D

Simon: "Hay jet! You know who loves you?"
Jet: "You?"
Simon: "Your boyfriend!"
Jet: I don't have a boyfriend!
Simon: Yea huh! His name is "Tommy Anne!"
Jet: "I don't even know any one named that!
Simon: Yea you do! Because he's your boyfriend!"
Jet:" How do you know she's not your girlfriend? Anne is a girls name you know!"

My headaches haven't gone away… and neither have the whistles. xP Hey, maybe there's a connection there… jk

Haha!!

Jessica and jet were playing with random toys in jets room.

Jessica pulled a toy couch for Polly pockets out of a giant bucket of toys.
"Its a couch a pillion!"
What is a couch a pillion? We still have no idea!

Me, singing to my 5 month old brother When you're not with us, we're blue!
Later, My 6 y/o sister tried to sing it too: When you're not with us, our face turns blue!

=DDDD

You all know that song too?!?!?! I thought we were the only ones who did that!!

Yeah!!! :D :D :D We know it too! high five

high fives back xD

:D :D Where did you learn it?

We do it too!!!!!!!!!!!

You? Wha? That can't be!?!?! Facedesk And all this time I just thought it was our little tradition…

@Rachel: Um, our mom. :}

My little brother running around..."I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster, I'm a filibuster!" Somehow he got the idea into his head that this would make it so he didn't have to go to bed...his understanding of Congress is a little shaky yet. But he's only seven, so he has time. :D

Haha, that's great!! =D

We love Moriah, oh yes we do, we love Moriah, and we'll be true, when you're not near us, we're blue! Oh Moriah, we love you!

David: I KNOW WHAT CARISSA WOULD BE LIKE AS A RATTLESNAKE!!!
Carissa: What?!?!

No clue why he thought of that or what he thinks I would be like as a rattlesnake…

Jessica: Your Abby!!
Me: Yep!
Marissa: you know my name?
Jessica: Not Abby!!
Marissa: Yea but my name!
Jessica: Your not Abby!!
Me: Jessica your so smart!

Jessica was sitting on my shoulders and squirmin around trying to fall off!
"Simon is a swaggy derp! Simons a derp! Simon is a swaggy derp!"

Sitting on the balcony:
Me: don't fall!
Jessica: I want to fall and see the ribbit ribbits!!
Me: Silly goose! There's no frogs down there!
Jessica: Quack quack!!

Jessica was sitting on my shoulders and squirmin around trying to fall off! "Simon is a swaggy derp! Simons a derp! Simon is a swaggy derp!"

derp —- A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made.
Frankly that dose't describe the Simon I know. ^rather it describe me^

Jessica was sitting on my shoulders and squirmin around trying to fall off! "Simon is a swaggy derp! Simons a derp! Simon is a swaggy derp!"

derp ---- A simple, undefined reply when an ignorant comment or action is made. Frankly that dose't describe the Simon I know.

Plus, "swaggy derp" is a contradiction of terms. :P

Ha she said it! Not me!

"Facewalls are more effective!"- Jessica!
We taught her our dictionary! She says Hia too!

And deadpool!

My little brother pored a ton of shampoo down the sink and when I stopped him he said "but I thought it was soap."

We were talking about the Great Commission, and Dad asks, "So, does anyone know what commission means?"

Me: "It's a mission carried out by a company, not an individual."

Mom: "Yeah… I guess you could use that logic…"

You know how the phone sometimes gets messed up and starts beeping really loudly?

Well, a week or so ago that happened when we were eating lunch.

My 7-year-old brother runs over to the phone and yells, "Oh no! It's a bomb!!!"

xP

Ashley (my sisters friend from ohio who is staying with us untill her grandmas funeral): Rissa! Can you get me some water?
Rissa: Like a cup of water?
Ashley: (sarcastically) No! A Bubble! Yes, I want a cup! ^that was a stupid question!^

Lol! xP

Ashley and rissa were doing a puzzle. Half pint was "helping" them.

Ashley: "No half pint! Stop getting out all the peices! Im looking for fishes!
Half pint: "Heres a fishes!"
Ashley: " No thats not a fishes!"
Me:"Here girly! Give her this one! Its a fishes!"
Half pint: "Heres a fishes ashley!
Ashley: THats Not A Fish!!!!!!!
Me: Is this one a fish, half pint?
Half pint gives her my piece which isnt a fish "Heres a fisheys ashley!
Ashley: THats Not A Fish!!!!!!!
Me: Is this one a fish, half pint?
Half pint gives her my piece which isnt a fish "Heres a fisheys ashley!
Ashley: THats Not A Fish!!!!!!!
Me: Is this one a fish, half pint?
Half pint gives her my piece which isnt a fish "Heres a fisheys ashley!
Ashley: THats Not A Fish!!!!!!!
Me: Is this one a fish, half pint?
Half pint gives her my piece which isnt a fish "Heres a fisheys ashley!
Ashley: THats Not A Fish!!!!!!!
Me: Is this one a fish, half pint?
Half pint gives her my piece which isnt a fish "Heres a fisheys ashley!
Ashley: THats Not A Fish!!!!!!!
Me: Is this one a fish, half pint?
Half pint gives her my piece which isnt a fish "Heres a fisheys ashley!
Ashley: "HALF PINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lol! That's crazy xP

Lol wkr!