Funny Sibling Quotes

It's about time! takes the glue and glues self back together thanks!

Hannah: randomly talking "Well… $10,000!"
Josiah: holds out hand "Fork it over!"
Hannah: hesitates "I'll give you my three chocolates instead." hands him three chocolates
Josiah: jumps up and down like he's had too much sugar
Me: jaw drops "I can't believe what just happened!"

mom gives Bethany three chocolates after she fell and hurt her knee
Micah: "Can I have three chocolates?"
Mom: "No, because you didn't hurt your knee."
Micah: sits down on the floor and grasps his knee "Ow! Mom can I have chocolate?"

LOL I love it!

(My family is quite funny. Just in case you didn't already know that.)

Micah: "Mom, I have a pet mosquito! But it's invisible."
Me: thinks Oh yeah? Well I have an army of crickets!

(My family is quite funny. Just in case you didn't already know that.) Micah: "Mom, I have a pet mosquito! But it's invisible." Me: *thinks* _Oh yeah? Well I have an army of crickets!_

And I have a Taco in rental storage, so I beat you all.

0_o

Little sis takes one look at me
Sis: "You look so… um… sickoly."
Me (laughing): "I look WHAT?!?"

I just got new glasses, and pretty much everybody had said "Nice" "I like them" etc. when William came in the room. He looks at me and says "You look funny" He's totally our absentminded professor, so it was first of all hilarious that he'd even noticed anything was different, and secondly it was exactly the response I would have expected from him.

Dad: "Daniel, see if you can find the bag of blackberries in the freezer, will ya?"
Daniel: starts digging through the freezer
Micah: "I like blackberries. Blackberries are good. Blackberries stain me. But the stain really feels good!"

Hahahahahahahahaha! Can it get any cuter than this? :D

Faith is sick and Mommy tells her she will go to the store and get her cold medicine.
Faith: But I don't want cold medicine!!! I want warm medicine!!!

Awwww! :D

Scene: Philip offended Harmony, so Summer and Melody are taking sides, and eventually get mad at each other, for who knows what:
Summer: If you don't…. (This part got lost in yelling or something) …then I will never be your best friend, and I won't play with you!!!
Melody: Well….well….well, I won't write you a letter, and…and I *won't be your wife*!!!!

lol

Me: "let's just go make some Mac and cheese!"
Marissa: Noooooo! We had that for RIGA!

^she ment lunch!"

Me: "let's just go make some Mac and cheese!" Marissa: Noooooo! We had that for *RIGA!* ^she ment lunch!"

I just had steak for RIGA!

Scene: Philip offended Harmony, so Summer and Melody are taking sides, and eventually get mad at each other, for who knows what: Summer: _If you don't...._ (This part got lost in yelling or something) _...then I will never be your best friend, and I won't play with you!!!_ Melody: _Well....well....well, I won't write you a letter, and...and I *won't be your wife*!!!!_

Wow, the debauchery even Christians are into these days…

I know…isn't it awful?

Hannah at dinner: turns nose up at beets "What's up with you all?"
Me: takes a bite "Good food," pauses and stares at the blazing fire across the room "…and a warm hearth."
^^only LOTR fans will get that one^

Later…

Daniel: bites a beet off of fork, leaving red beet juice dripping off "Um… I think I bit my fork too hard."

8 y/o brother: Remember the cheferia? spins bread dough
Me; You mean the pizzeria?
XD

LOL!

Hannah at dinner: *turns nose up at beets* "What's up with you all?" Me: *takes a bite* "Good food," *pauses and stares at the blazing fire across the room* "...and a warm hearth." ^^only LOTR fans will get that one^

Love it. xD

So early this afternoon, I was laying Peter and Jude down for their naps, and while I'm changing Jude, Peter jumps up and says, "Ah! I have to go to the bathroom really bad! I haven't gone in weeks!" While laughing I manage to say, "What are you talking about? You went twice this morning!" xD

Sister: "I want to do your hair tonight."
Me: "Okay, as long as it doesn't come out like last time."
Sister: "Sarah, Sarah, you don't want something you can't take out… trust me!"
Me: "R______ you're ridiculous!"
Sister: "Oh yea! Well, you were the one who wanted me to do your hair in a style that would NEVER come out!"
both laughing

Haha!!!

^I wish I had someone who would do my hair for me…^

LOL!

@ Carissa: raises hand I will!

In reply to God's Maiden of Virtue (Eryana)

us playing hide and go seek in the dark

Marissa: ok I'll go count but I need a partner!!! ^bc she is scared of the dark^
my other sister jumps out from behind a door: I'll BE YOUR PARTNER!!!!!
Marissa: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
marissa jumps 5 ft in the air
Marissa starts running on air like they do in cartoons :p

Me in a Cockney accent as we come into London, KY: Look, we're in London, y'all!

Me in a Cockney accent as we come into London, KY: Look, we're in London, y'all!

Dad, mom, and I were having a theological discussion (as usual) on the way to someone's house. Mom says, "Hey, we've been to these people's house; you don't need to have the same conversations! Dad: "But then I won't have anything to talk about." Mom: "Good, then we can listen to some one else talk!"

Haha!!! ^I wish I had someone who would do my hair for me...^

I ain't gonna do it, and neither is Sam. We had a talk about it, in person.

Haha!!! ^I wish I had someone who would do my hair for me...^

I ain't gonna do it, and neither is Sam. We had a talk about it, in person.

Yeah. We didn't think you'd appreciate the fine braiding styles preferred by those taught in Chimichanga Valley. Plus, you're probably a Stealers fan.

Haha!!! ^I wish I had someone who would do my hair for me...^

I ain't gonna do it, and neither is Sam. We had a talk about it, in person.

Yeah. We didn't think you'd appreciate the fine braiding styles preferred by those taught in Chimichanga Valley. Plus, you're probably a Stealers fan.

I am Stealer. All the others are Deadpool Fangirls/boys (AKA Stealers fans)

facedesk I thought you were Carissa till I read your username. LOL!

Hehe!

It's spelled Steelers, not stealers. And I am a fan of the Pittsburgh Steelers. :)

Haha!!! ^I wish I had someone who would do my hair for me...^

I ain't gonna do it, and neither is Sam. We had a talk about it, in person.

I'd never want one of you guys to do it…or any guy for that matter!!!!

Gasp You just said the "S" word!! xD

What? Steelers?

Yes. When we were little, we basically thought that the Browns were good, and the Steelers, bad, because our relatives on our mom's side rooted for the Browns. So we always said to each other, "You just said the 'S' word!" whenever any of us said Steelers. xD

^Or something like that…ancient Alexander history. xP^

Well the Steelers and the Browns are major rivals, so I can see where you got that from. :)

Well the Steelers and the Browns are *major* rivals, so I can see where you got that from. :)

Only because the Browns suck, and have a lame name, but you didn't hear that from me. :P

Um… That's the first time I've heard someone say that. :P

That is true…only from what I've heard, I don't understand football in the least, nor do I care…

That's the first time I've heard someone from OHIO say that!!! HERETIC!!!!

JK, I really couldn't care less. :P

That is true...only from what I've heard, I don't understand football in the least, nor do I care...

I've never understood football either. And, I'm not interested enough to care either.

Wait…did I just agree with you on something?

WOOT! So glad you're the same way. :D

At small group the other day my mom was telling how after being read the Passover story I went around putting red marker on all the door frames. :-D

This morning during prayer time, my five-year-old brother:

"Dear Lord, please help all the scientists to believe in You."

That is so cute! :)