Funny Sibling Quotes

William (age 7) was doing the "Write" section of his sword study today. He started writing "God" then said "Oh, wait!", erased it, ran off to wash his hands, get a pen, write the word "God" with it, wash his hands again, and resume writing with his pencil.

I love it when a seven-year-old knows how Jewish scribes used to write the Bible.

That is… utterly priceless.

William (age 7) was doing the "Write" section of his sword study today. He started writing "God" then said "Oh, wait!", erased it, ran off to wash his hands, get a pen, write the word "God" with it, wash his hands again, and resume writing with his pencil. I love it when a seven-year-old knows how Jewish scribes used to write the Bible.

Wow. xD

:D

Rebeka: trying on some kid’s sunglasses “Wow. These are really blurry! I can’t see a thing.”
Seth (really absent minded like): “Yeah, that’s ‘cuze Even and I were licking them.”
Rebeka: screams and throws them at him “EEEEWWWWWWW!!!” runs to the bathroom and starts washing out her eyes

^Disclaimer: This is not/was not Seth W.!^

William (age 7) was doing the "Write" section of his sword study today. He started writing "God" then said "Oh, wait!", erased it, ran off to wash his hands, get a pen, write the word "God" with it, wash his hands again, and resume writing with his pencil. I love it when a seven-year-old knows how Jewish scribes used to write the Bible.

Wow. xD

cousin to my brothers: "You know, if you are getting chased by a bear, you don't have to outrun it… you just have to outrun your sister."

I have a wonderful family!! :D

That is... utterly priceless.

I'm in my basement and upstairs I can here my mom, brother, Esther and Ashley talking about diving into a pitcher of lemonade….

LOL!

Me one night driving home (dad making joking and making everyone laugh): "Please - pay attention to my driving!" thinks again, "Never mind."

Talking about continents at the dinner table last night
Hannah: "What are continents?"
Mom: "They are land masses…"
Hannah: "What's a land mass?"
Mom: "Hannah, you are a bright young lady…"
Hannah: "Thank you! I'll take that as a continent."

On the subject of Skillet

Rebeka: EEEEWWW! You listen to Skillet?!"
Mom: What's that?
Rebeka: It's supposed to be music! It's like if you put a bunch of spoons in the blender and get the kids to yell!
Mom: You talk like you know this from experiences… I trust my blender is still in one piece?

Rebeka listening to Skillet
"right now its ok-but it still sounds like he needs to clear his throat!"
begins listening to "recovery" music

"An underwater house sounds great, except I usually enjoy breathing, which may be slightly difficult to do underwater. Too bad I'm not half manatee. But good thing I'm 1/8 mermaid. Not to mention 1/33 Pegasus, but that doesn't really matter in this case." –Katie S.

I was getting my 2 y/o brother dressed, and he was being really wiggly. I told him "Stop wiggling…you're being a nut!" (In fun ;-) )
He replied…"You're a big nut!"
Hahaha xD :P

Shout when you fall asleep.

Shout when you fall asleep.

LOL!

Mom: gives me ice cream
Mom: "Hay Baby Girl, (talking to rissa) can you put that pan into the oven please? Esther, what type of ice cream do you want?
Esther: " I just want you to call me baby girl too!"
My mom: "No!"
Esther: "But I thought I was like your adopted daughter or something!"
My mom: "Your Or something!"

XD LOL!

Gunnar: hey dad, Hannah combed my hair… what does it look like?

Dad: uh…. yup…. ok… uh huh… well, um, you look like Herman Munster.

:D

Me: Singing _Let it Go_ "The cold never bothered me anyway."
Micah (three years old): "I rebuke that!"

What?!?!?!

Amen! I hate that song! xD

Amen! I hate that song! xD

^ ^ ^ I actually don't like the movie that much either… :)

Amen! I hate that song! xD

^ ^ ^ I actually don't like the movie that much either... :)

I really like the movie (for the most part, that is), but most of the songs, not so much. :P I like "Do You Want to Build a Snowman" though! And "In Summer" - that was downright hilarious. xD

Rissa: "I stepped on a nail!!!!!"
Me: "Where?"
Rissa: "On my foot!"
Me: "No, where's the nail!"
Rissa: "In my foot I think! It feels like it!"
Rissa: "I'm scared to look at! Look at my foot an tell me of you see a nail!!!!!"
Me: "Eww get away from me, Nasty! I'm not looking at your foot!"
Fossa: leaves me and axes my little sis

Ashley: "My flight isn't going to the Chicago airport! Its going to DC! Abigail! I don't know how to be in Washington DC!" starts freaken out

Ashley: "My flight isn't going to the Chicago airport! Its going to DC! Abigail! _I don't know how to be in Washington DC!_" *starts freaken out*

:D

Half Pint: "Who dat? Who dat? I-g-g-y!! I'm so fancy!"

Me daring my brother to do something…

me Just do it!! I dare you to!!
him No!! That's a stupid thing to do!!
me I triple dare you to!!!
him All the more reason to not do it. If you triple dare me to do something, I will not do it.

:D

Zeke (age 4 today! :-D) doesn't talk yet, but he has an iPad with communication software on it. Lately, he's developed an interest in Donald Duck cartoons, but we haven't made a button for it yet. He does, however, have an "Animals" folder.
So, a few days ago, Zeke was getting restless because he wanted a movie, but we were all in various parts of the house attending to different tasks. Then, out of the blue, we heard, "I want to watch" "Duck"! :-D

Hummus splats on the floor
Daniel almost steps in it
Me: "Don't step in the hummus!"
Daniel: "But I wanted to squish Hamas!"

xP xP

Melody, age 4 1/2 - "My birthday was years ago…" and then a few times - "Today is my laughing day!"

Zachary, age 8 - "Matthew's a young man. I'm a very very very very young man. Philip's a very very young man." Someone asked him what Taylor was. "He's a big baby." (I heard that one second-hand, so it might be a bit off…)

Me: "Jonah 2:1 says, Then prayed Jonah to the Lord out of the angel's belly…"

Me: "I want a size 660 ATV or more!!"
My brother: "No! That's to much for you! The ones we have are 300 and that's enough!
My sister: "Except I fell off and started dragging on the floor when I was on the back of the one you was driving…"
My brother: "You fell off?!?!"
My sister: "Yea! And you didn't even notice and kept me dragging on the floor!"

"Now, the next question you got wrong is Psalm 178."

-Courtney, reviewing practice tests with younger siblings

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You really did put it on Funny Sibling Quotes! :P

Watching my little brothers in the back yard! They found the hose and started drinking from it…. it's coming out their noise, mouth and ears (or so it looks from here)! So funny! They keep going back for more… I feel mean stopping the fun, but I'd feel worse if they drownd. :P turns off the hose and kills the fun

Watching my little brothers in the back yard! They found the hose and started drinking from it.... it's coming out their noise, mouth and ears (or so it looks from here)! So funny! They keep going back for more... I feel mean stopping the fun, but I'd feel worse if they drownd. :P *turns off the hose and kills the fun*

lol!! :D Drinking water out of the hose is the best!! :D

Well…. they only live once. :P

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Hilarious! Hummus is a huge thing in our family & just yesterday I was thinking how much hummus sounds like that diabolical Hamas…O_o

Hilarious! Hummus is a huge thing in our family & just yesterday I was thinking how much hummus sounds like that diabolical Hamas...O_o

xD LOL!

Halfy came to see me today!
Me: "Half Pint! You lost your southern accent!"
Her: "No! its hiding in the basement! Can we go find it?"

Hehe!

Haha!! :D

Marissa was laying in the middle of me and the baby Deadpool's game.
Baby: "MOVE, DERP!"

Marissa was laying in the middle of me and the baby Deadpool's game. Baby: "MOVE, DERP!"

sniffs

Beautiful. Just…beautiful. SHE'S AWESOME! :D

Marissa was laying in the middle of me and the baby Deadpool's game. Baby: "MOVE, DERP!"

*sniffs* Beautiful. Just...beautiful. SHE'S AWESOME! :D

Lol IKR!!!!!

My mom to my little brother and sister: Do y'all want to make some granola bars!
Little brother: YES!!!!!! (huge grin) What are granola bars?