Funny Sibling Quotes

Gunnar: Hannah, can you play a game with me?
Me: Sure!!! What do you wanna play? Pin the tail on Gunnar?

We finally agreed on Uno. :D

Me: Mom, can me and Gunnar go shoot our bows?
Mom: Sure!!! You know you don't need to ask for that!!
Me: At each other?
Mom: gives me a look that I see all to often…

:D

Me: "SLUG BUG YELLOW!" Punches rissa and makes her scream
Her: "Where?"
Me: Points across the street at the gas station
My brother: walks outside
Me: "SLUG BUG YELLOW!" punches him
Him: "Ow! Where?"
Me: Points at the gas station
Him: "….."
Me: "It was just there a second ago!!!! it must have left us!"
My sister: "Yeah it drove away, cuz it knew you were going to cheat and punch two people!"

Haha that is funny!!! :D Have you ever seen a yellow convertible slug bug? I have, and I showed it to my brothers, and we snuck up on dad, and all punched him. :D

LOL! Yup, we have seen those before.

William after getting his prize at our local Bible Bee Celebration: "They just gave me thirty dollars! Let's get back in line for more!"

Me: "SLUG BUG YELLOW!" *Punches rissa and makes her scream* Her: "Where?" Me: *Points across the street at the gas station* My brother: *walks outside* Me: "SLUG BUG YELLOW!" *punches him* Him: "Ow! Where?" Me: *Points at the gas station* Him: "....." Me: "It was just there a second ago!!!! it must have left us!" My sister: "Yeah it drove away, cuz it knew you were going to cheat and punch two people!"

We do that too, except we flick. :P

lol Josh and I did that till our mom decided we were too violent. :P lol

Flicking isn't as violent. :)

Yeah but it's a lot less fun. :( :P

You'd be surprised. :)

"I think not." :P

Yeah, it just got banned in our house, cuz we were punching really really hard in the head and neck. :D

LOL!!! xD

We got banned from it too. The little boys were getting a little too carried away with it… xD

!!!!!!!

best game ever! what about Cruisers Bruisers for PT cruisers!?

????????

I don't even know what you all are talking about. :/

Me to Summer: I am now officially 15!

Me: Does that sound old?
Summer: Yes.
Me: Am I old?
Summer: No. That's about twenty.
Me: Twenty's old?
Summer: I think…

It went something like that. xD

lol :)

Matthew and I were literally translating Spanish phrases to Zachary, they went something like, "I have hunger", "I have thirst", "I have sleepiness". Zachary tried one, and said "I have afraidyness". Matthew told Zachary that it would be "I have fear". xP

Awww!! xD

Seth B.: "When I get a big ice-cream I can finish it… when I get a small one I can finish that too. I just can't win." big frown

Me: "Who was that one little kid who played soccer with us the other day? the one who was seriously like 2 inches tall!
My buddy: "Oh you mean Eddie? and he is not 2 inches tall!!"
Me: "Well I think I ran over him when we were playing because he so small!"
Him: "….You run over everyone"
Me: "Yeah well I think I trampled him!"
Him: "You trample everyone!"
Me: "Ugh! I think I murdered him!"
Him: "I think you murder everyone when we play soccer!"

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?"
My mom: "….yes…but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on…"
Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!"
My mom: "…sure!"
My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!"
Me: raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times "…Gotham city"
My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!"
Me: "Ummmm…………otay!"

gunnar Hey Hannah!!! Guess what?? I got a girlfriend!!!
me WHAT?!?!?! You don't even like girls!!!
gunnar No, it's my deer stand!!!

:D

LOL!

WHAT?! LOL!

He called his deer stand his girlfriend. :D

Haha! 0_o

*gunnar* Hey Hannah!!! Guess what?? I got a girlfriend!!! *me* WHAT?!?!?! You don't even like girls!!! What are you implying?!

Me: "Who was that one little kid who played soccer with us the other day? the one who was seriously like 2 inches tall! My buddy: "Oh you mean Eddie? and he is not 2 inches tall!!" Me: "Well I think I ran over him when we were playing because he so small!" Him: "....You run over everyone" Me: "Yeah well I think I trampled him!" Him: "You trample everyone!" Me: "Ugh! I think I murdered him!" Him: "I think you murder everyone when we play soccer!"

;D that's awesome!

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

*gunnar* Hey Hannah!!! Guess what?? I got a girlfriend!!! *me* WHAT?!?!?! You don't even like girls!!! What are you implying?!

What??

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Bro. That's not even subtle. :P

Wow, yeah. Definitely not as subtle as _jealousy_; I'm sure you'd agree…

My thoughts exactly. (Wait, did you delete your post, or something?)

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Really, Noah, really? major facepillow We don't need proposals on here!!! Facepillow

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Bro. That's not even _subtle_. :P

This isn't Splinter Cell! no stealth needed!

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Really, Noah, really? *major facepillow* We don't need _proposals_ on here!!! *Facepillow*

Its not about needs, its about rights. Stop being a liberal. :D

Also, bro:

"If you love somebody, better tell them while they're here…"

From Imagine Dragons. they know what they're talking about!

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Really, Noah, really? *major facepillow* We don't need _proposals_ on here!!! *Facepillow*

Its not about needs, its about rights. Stop being a liberal. :D

Well, no proposals on here!!! Please!

meanie face!

Really, really?!

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Noah, would you have said that if your parents were watching?

Me to my mom: "Do you know what B. stands for in Abigail Rose B.?" My mom: "....yes...but I know your going to come up with something completely ridiculous, so go on..." Me: "BATMAN! Abigail Rose Batman!" My mom: "...sure!" My mom to rissa: "Where is this child from?!" Me: *raises my eyebrows and lowers them multiple times* "...Gotham city" My cute little bro: "The B in Simon B. stands for Bilbo's mother!" Me: "Ummmm............otay!"

as is this!

Your the one who said my last name sounds like batman! ;P

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Really, Noah, really? *major facepillow* We don't need _proposals_ on here!!! *Facepillow*

Its not about needs, its about rights. Stop being a liberal. :D

Well, no proposals on here!!! Please!

I didn't propose to ANYONE!

It does! And it's epic! But not so epic you have to keep it forever, right? ;)

Noah, would you have said that if your parents were watching?

"I'm screwed"?

:p

Since when dose Deadpool make entangling alliances? come on folks your supposed to laugh! Hes joking!
Now lets get this thread back on topic.

little brother being served chicken "No. there is a bone under that one"
Me "it's real chicken."

Since when dose Deadpool make entangling alliances? come on folks your supposed to laugh! Hes joking! Now lets get this thread back on topic.

HA! Roy guessed it! He's a true Deadpool, (even though he's DC!) he knoweth me more than these!