Funny Sibling Quotes

Dad: “Is your password still the weather condition and the animal?” Biggest bother: “Nope, it is now the one you used to have.” Dad: “With the two zeros or without.” Biggest bother: “No, the one before that.” Me: “Don’t worry, I’m still confused.”

I'm refilling the liquid soap dispenser in the bathroom and Henry walks in…
Henry- hey Gloria…
Me- uuhh hey
Henry- watches me awhile - Why is soap called soap?!
Me- ……. I don't know…
he leaves and I hear him asking Mom why soap is called soap… then he walks back in
Me- what did she say?
Henry- She said she didn't know. why did both of you say that?
Me- CUZ WE DON'T KNOW WHY THEY NAMED SOAP SOAP! how should we know?!
then Dad calls him so he leaves

Sometimes I wonder what exactly's going through his brain… xP xP lol

It was a while back, but when the boys first watched Fireproof, the next day or something, Philip got mad at Zachary, and said to him, "You ungrateful wife!!" He thought it was an insult to call someone a wife! xD

My sister had a pair of shoes that she loved. When they were on their 3rd year. My dad joked: "They're the offspring's of the shoes the Israelites wore." A few days later she found a pair exactly like them at the thrift store. And promptly her old ones tore up. She still has them and they are on their 4th year.

xD
Once when we were at church one of my little sisters(5yo on Saturday) went up to a map on the wall in the classroom, and said to someone else, "We live in Exodus!" =D
Another one of my little sisters(8yo) told another of my little sisters(6yo), "Moses was the first president." xD

@Eirene: Aww lol! xD

hahaha!

We caught a big chcorocha bug. And we put him on a map and learned our geography that way. LOL

Rosie, we've done that too…haha! x)

Mom: "The bread has cheese inside."
Oldest bother: "Cool!" Takes a big bite Umm… You sure there's cheese in here?"
Mom: "Yes."
Oldest bother: "I don't see any."
Me: "Maybe your cheese is the one all over the pan."
Dad: "Maybe I have your cheese and my cheese on my plate."
Oldest bother: "That's logical."
Me: "We were talking about cheese in bread, not logic."
Oldest bother: "Don't they go together?"
Me: "Not when we're eating."
Niece: "AHHHHHH!!!"
Me: "See, niece agrees with me."
Niece: "DADADADA."
Oldest bother: "No, she agrees with me."
Me: "La Que Sea…"
Oldest bother: "What does that mean?"
Me: "Whatever…"
Oldest bother: "Is that what it means or are you just not answering me?"
Me: "That's what it means. I thought you knew a bit of Spanish?"
Oldest bother: "Just enough to tell Hispanics to do their work."
Me: "LOL"

Where did this conversation go?

Abby, memorizing a verse: "Wow, did you know Aaron's beard went down to the skirts of his garment?!" xD

Mom: "Where'd you get all those scratches?"
Little bother: "I just fell full length into a briar patch."

Little bother Quoting a movie: "You got the right one baby, uhuh, uhuh."
Me: "Thanks I knew I did."
Little bother: "Your welcome."
Me: "I CAN DO THIS!!!"
Little bother: "Yeah, you got the right one baby, uhuh, uhuh."
Me: "Quit bugging me."
Little bother: "How do I do that?"
Me: "You keep your mouth shut."
Both of us: LOLs

Random person: "Hey, what's up" as they walk by
Me: "…not much…"
Bro: "I don't say anything when people ask me that."
Me: "I don't know what to say so I didn't say much."
Bro: "Haha, yeah, it wasn't much, only two word! Well, the one word was much, but the other word was not."

Hehe, Emily! xD

Mom: "Did y'all eat the brats for supper?
Dad: "No."
Mom: "So we have 5 brats."
Me: "MOM!!!! That's not nice, I'm not a brat, and its not nice to call your kids names." LOL

lol

This was literally just now.

I know what you mean.

Me: "Micah, how does the ocean taste?"
Micah (5): "Um, like beans."
Me, choking a laugh: "Beans?"
Micah: "Yeah. Just real salty beans."

XD

Haha!

So Zeke's playing in my room. Also making a HUGE mess.
Me- Zeke, are you making a mess?
Zeke- yes, big mess!
Me- Who's going to clean it up?
Zeke- Bethany!
Me- No, you get to clean it up.
Zeke- zeke do school. Bethany clean up.
XD

Haha, little brothers…

Daniel: "I don't think that's what the washer should sound like…"
Me: "It's like going double speed… Maybe it's play 32nd notes… I can just barely do that speed…"
Daniel: "I quit music several years ago."
Me: "Yeah, I know, and I just confused you totally. What are 32nd notes?"
Daniel: "Dunno, 32 different notes played really fast?"
Me: faceplant

What are 2048 notes? (this is a riddle on the Funny Sibling Quotes thread)

Little sister (10): I can't lift a pound.
Me: Oh really?
Her: Yep, a pound is really heavy.
Me: And that 15 or so pound bag you carried out to the car yesterday?
Her: I don't believe you, that was more like half a pound.
Me: Wow hands her a 2 pound bag of carrots from the store
Her: Oh no! It's really heavy! drops it for no apparent reason
(insert laughter here)

LOL xD

Hahaha, you sound like what my family used to be like before we dispersed.

Mom: "If we don't do something about the shower we might just fall through to the garage."
Daniel: "Yeah, and we might hear you scream one morning.
Daniel and I: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Mom: "It's true!"

Everett describing something he thought was really horrific with a really, serious troubled look on his face
"That would be bad, really, really bad…"
Gives him a weird look
"…That's a really bad way to go."

Daniel: "This will be my first year without any school to do."
Mom: "Like you ever did it before."
Daniel: "Well, I had to pretend to."
Mom: "You didn't even pretend to."
Daniel: "Rosie? Didn't I pretend to do school?"
Me: "You did a pretty bad job of it."
Daniel: "Pfft… Thanks. But when I did do school I got better grades than you."
Me: "So? I don't really care, I've always had bad grades at school."

Rachel and I were talking. I wasn't really thinking about the way I was putting something, and said, "If you can find her." Rachel instantly says, "Who asked you?"

I have a great sister. XD

Not a sibling quote, but he feels like a bother to me. LOL
Yesterday, standing is line for speed volleyball
Rosie: "I'm think almost everybody is going to wake up tomorrow congested."
P: "Oh really?
Rosie: "Yep."
P: "Well maybe normal people. But I'm not a normal person therefore I will not wake up congested tomorrow."
Rosie: "Ok."
Today at Square dancing
P: "So this is hard, but I must tell you."
B: as a joke "What? Y'all are breaking up?"
Rosie: "Yes. Wait, were we ever together?"
P: "You know how I said that I wouldn't have congestion this morning?"
Rosie: "Yeah…"
P: "Well I woke up this morning terribly congested."
Rosie: "Can I say it?"
P: "Say what?"
Rosie: "Something really mean."
P: "Sure…"
Rosie: "I TOLD YOU SO!"
P: "Ouch! Even if it was true you didn't have to say it."
Rosie: "I'm sorry, I couldn't resist. But as you said it was true."

Mom walks in the room while Stephen and I are playing Up-Words
Mom: "Whose winning?"
Me: "No one, we are in spellmate."
Mom: "Spellmate?"
Me: "Yeah… to myself Teach me never to you my brilliant wit in the presence of people who don't get jokes…"

Mom: Do you smell that?
Me: Mom…
Mom: Oh… right. You don't smell anything.
Me: You got that right.
Mom: Maybe we need to get your nose worked on when we get your tongue worked on.
Me: "Orrrrr not.

(Zach might get this.)

John (3) making one of his Fischer Price people talk to the other: "I'm so excited to see you!"
Me: "Where did you get that?"
John: "The National Bible Bee!"

The 6 year-old I babysit: "If you married one of our uncles, you'd be our aunt."
The 7 year-old: "But we don't have any leftover uncles!"
(Maybe that doesn't seem funny to y'all, but it struck me as being funny.)

lol adorable! xD

Mom: Do you smell that?
Me: Mom…
Mom: Oh… right. You don't smell anything.
Me: You got that right.
Mom: Maybe we need to get your nose worked on when we get your tongue worked on.
Me: "Orrrrr not.

(Zach might get this.)

Lol yup!

Bother: Does something not very nice to a friend of mine
Me: I would apologize but it wouldn't be worth my while.
Friend: How times have I heard this?
Me: As many times as they have done something mean.
Bother: That probably means they are getting sick of hearing it.
Me: Then maybe my brothers should quit being mean.

Brother: "Hay, let me see that. Is it better than mine?"

Brother: Piglet looks like an avocado. Or a sweet potato.

Thanking my brother for making lunch
Brother: Oh, well, that verse says "If your enemy hungers, feed him…" just kidding, just kidding!!!

Jubilee on the way out to the van after an event: "There's the car! It's Jubilee's car!!"

Lol! xD

Lol!

Some of my siblings went mini-golfing yesterday, and as I was doing Abigail's (9) hair this morning, she asked me a question.
"Rachel, for Denver and Taylor and those other people in semis, is quoting a verse perfectly like getting the ball in the hole on your first hit?"
XDD

Aww, that's so cute! She's already learning to compare everything to Bible Bee :).

On the way inside when we got home from a birthday party tonight Geronimo was barking at us in the back yard and Jubilee said: "I just love that dog so much!"

Aww!
Timothy has been talking about Cotey (Courtney), Banna (Brianna), and Jubilee since we got home. XD He has also started calling Mom 'Imma'. (We're learning Hebrew.)

That's so adorable! xD

Last night during family devotions, some of the kids were quoting their memory verses. The five year old (Micah), also wanted to quote, so he got up there and said "I'm going to quote the story of Noah!" He got most of the details right, although he spoke about an "olive dove" and then closed out his talk with "Noah chapter forty four!" XD