Funny Sibling Quotes

Haha! So cute :)

Timothy was carrying around Jared's big nerf gun, saying "Feeze!", shooting people, and saying "Dotchu!" (got you!). XD

Sister- "Why are you doing this?!"

Me- "THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE!"

"What are you, friggin' gay?" - Nate, my bro from Calc class

"Why yes, actually!"
-Noah

Last night for family devotions, we were reading Daniel 10. One of my brothers got to the verse that should have began, "His body was like beryl…" and read it as, "His body was like a barrel." We all died laughing (especially the brother).

Lol!!

D. "You know Rosie walks in the room when."

S. "Everyone gets quiet to see who she's going to laugh at first."

Me. "Well, at least I can laugh at people."

Everyone. Dies laughing.

Abigail (9) just asked me if John Bunyan, the writer of Pilgrims Progress, was a real person. When I said yes, she asked "Well then, how long did he sleep to get his dream about Pilgrims Progress? He said it was a dream, so he must of had to sleep a looooong time!" xPPP

Haha xD That's why he said "Then I awoke…then I dreamed again." xD It was funny, we were actually talking about that with the Tappendofs and they were like "Proof that you can get back into a dream!!!" xP

Haha, that's pretty amusing. xD xD

Several years ago, my brother got a toy airplane. He was really excited and said, "It always flies when you throw it by letting go."

We don't need to go to any comedian shows…my family and I just spent about 20 minutes in our living room shaking with laughter over our three year old little guy…he was standing like he was on a stage just talking up a storm about hunting, dinosaurs, our family, asking funny questions, basically just jabbering happy 3 year old talk. It was SO funny! XD

Lol!

Once I said when I was little " I say words first and then I say sentences." All of my family stated laughing!

John's (age 3) hair looked weird one day, and we thought that he might have cut it, but we didn't want to ask him, because it might give him ideas. So we asked, "Did you do anything to your hair?" He looked guilty and said, "I…uh…I took a shower." It was hilarious! :)

Lol, Anna! xD

Older brother: Hey, what are you doing?
Me: Tuning my violin.
Older brother: OK cause it sounds weird. You're like grunting and groaning.
Me: Yeah, because it's stuck.
Older brother: Did you use sticky drops?
Me: No! Do you want to tune this?
Older brother: What? No way!
Me: Why not? Too scared you can't do it?
Older brother: Nope. Too scared I'll tune it a little too much.
Me: pops the string
Older brother: Nice job.
Me: Thanks. You want to put a new string on?
Older brother: Nope, I think I'll stay and bother you.

Me (joking): "I'd like to have twins named Colby and Jack."
My brother: "That would be cheesy."

Brother 1: "You're singing off-key."
Brother 2: "No, it's just a different tune."

@Anna- I had a friend whose name was Colby Jackson F. xP We loved his name.

Wow! Sometimes I wonder what parents were thinking when they named their kids :).

I was asking Jubilee what she wanted to be when she grows up, and she thought a minute and said, "A big girl." xD

LOL

I can see Jubilee saying that. Too cute. xDD

Supper tonight:

Mom: I'm having trouble chewing this small of noodles.
Dad: just think of them as snails that you want to swallow as fast as you can.
Me: so are they alive or dead?
One of them falls off my fork
They must be alive because it just moved.

Me: I love you.
Jubilee: I love you too!
Me: I love you more!
Jubilee: I love you bigger dan dat!

xD

^^^^That is the sweetest "argument" ever xD

Agreed. Hi Hannah!

Sorry, I left right after I posted that, Rosie. :( How are you doing? It feels like I haven't talked to you in foreeeevvveerr!

Great! I know. Not to get off topic here…

Friend #1: Does the actor with the last name Iron act in Ironman?
Friend #2: I don't know…
Me: That would be Ironic.
Friend #3: couple seconds later Oh my hot sauce! That took me a second but that was the fastest and best response ever!

This is what a siblings' conversation looks like. Joseph and I were playing around in the chat room today.

Hannah: Hi Joseph
Joseph: Hi Hannah, You should come to my house sometime
Hannah: That's a good idea! I'll be near it this afternoon, so maybe I'll stop by.
Joseph: What brings you near here
Hannah: My feet.
Joseph: ummmmmmmmmm
Hannah: I walk on my feet, therefore my feet bring me here. You're probably too dumb to understand.
Joseph: go here: https://musescore.com/joyjoyjoy Grrrrrrr
Hannah: I go there all the time. I really enjoy your sister's music.
Joseph: Grrrrrrrrrr
Hannah: On second thought, I don't think I'll have time to come to your house today.
Joseph: Then why are you using one of our computers
Hannah: I stole it, of course. Oh whoops, I didn't mean that. You gave it to me. Yeah…. that's what I meant.
Joseph: dials 911
Hannah: No no no no no no stop!!!! I'm innocent!
Joseph: Bla bla bla bla bla
Hannah: You don't have any proof!
Joseph: Bla bla bla bla bla
Hannah: dials 911 This guy is LYING!!!
Joseph: Bla bla bla bla bla
Hannah: hangs up phone They're coming to arrest you. Hahahaha. Maybe after you're in jail, I'll stop by your house and steal some more things. Uh, I mean borrow. :)
Joseph: releases my inner spinosaurus
Hannah: Oh no, I'm sooooo scared. gasps sarcastically
Joseph: I'll be right back.
Hannah: No you won't. Maybe after you've served 20 years in jail you will be. (Wait, why are you going to jail again?) Whoops, I meant you're going to jail AGAIN!!! Haha.
Joseph: goes to jail releases my inner hulk and breaks out
Hannah: calls the cops and they put you in some place where you cannot break out
Joseph: releases inner spinosaurus and stops them
Hannah: Haven't you already released your inner spinosaurus?
Joseph: And then I put it back
Hannah: Oh. releases inner Indominus Rex and eats your inner Spinosaurus
Joseph: That doesn't make sense Well
Hannah: g gg I hate you
Joseph: I hate you back
Hannah: grrrrr
Joseph: arrrrr
Hannah: @EVERYONE: I did not write the g gg I hate you grrrrr Joseph did something to make it look like I said stuff that I didn't.
Joseph: Bla bla bla bla bla
Hannah: dials 911 cops come and put you in jail and you cannot overpower them or break out of jail
Joseph: I think you gave them the wrong house no. I'm still here
Hannah: I have schoolwork to do…. so goodbye.
Hannah: And I hate you
Hannah: I DID NOT DO THAT. Goodbye Joseph. releases inner Indominous Rex and eats you hehe.

This evening, we were getting supper together and had boxed mac n cheese we were going to make for a side dish (not something we normally do, lol). 2 year old Lydia was carrying one of the boxes around and we lost track of where she put it, and it was time to put it in the boiling water. Nathanael (17) and I showed her the other box and said "Look Lydi, mac n cheese, now whereeee is the other box?" She didn't understand at first, but we asked again and then she perked up and ran over to the couch…and discovered she had put it under the couch. xDDD We all clapped and praised her, and she happy danced. She's getting so big! x)

How cute. It seemed like yesterday that I spied and saw that she was born and named Lydia Catherine. Which is ironic because I know another baby of the same age named that.

Haha, wooooow. You even remembered her middle name. x) ^{But it is spelled with a K, for your information. xDD} That seems just the other day, but also a long time ago! Time sure does fly.

Oh. Whoops. It's still the same sounds. xP

Boys at orchestra trying to eat the cookies before they're supposed to
Me: Hey, if you do that, you'll have to live in a trash can.
Them: Uh, that's (whoever it is that actually lives in the trash can) who lives in the trash can.
Me: Oh. I've actually never watched that soooo……

Oscar lives in the trash can. I watched it a long time ago.

Stand Partner: You're violating my 18th amendment rights!
Me: Whaaaa?? 18th amendment? Prohibition?!
Stand Partner: Yeahhh…!

talking about a friend's boat
Older brother: "We should borrow it and go deep sea fishing and stay overnight and get stranded and die."
Me: "Well, we know where his priorities are. To get stranded and die."

I believe I have a classic from just last week. My newly pregnant wife Jacky asked our 3 year old daughter Maria Sophia if she wanted to have a baby sister or baby brother. Maria Sophia who already has an older and younger brother but no sisters answered, "I want a baby sister" Jacky seeing a character development moment said, "That's nice, but if Mommy has a baby brother instead, we will still praise God for him, right?" Maria Sophia was quick to respond, "Yes, Mommy, because Phil Jr. (her 4 year old brother) told me, God said He doesn't have any baby girls left to give, only baby boys."

That is hilarious!
Congratulations to you and your wife!

So I'm watching my brother play a computer game, and he's having trouble getting past a level, so I offer to try if he'll tell me which keys do what. He pushes me back and says: "It's too hard for girls. …It's even hard for boys." Now if this was someone else besides my 11yo brother talking I might be tempted to get offended. But since it was he that said it, and the way he said it, it was just amazingly hilarious. xD

There are so many things I could post on here…but it's only once in a while that I actually do, partially because I have trouble remembering specific things. xP But anyways…

Mama was going through some flashcards with our two youngest, Jubilee(3) and Gideon(1). Jubilee knows almost all of her letters, but what she called a couple of the different pictures was so cute ^_^ There was a picture of an igloo and she said it was a glue stick. And she said the umbrella was an umbrianna. xD

My mom took some of my little siblings to Costco a couple weeks ago, and my 6yr old brother was loving the "treat stops" aka the sample trays. =)))

Caleb (almost 4) and I making chocolate frosting, and he's licking a spoon
I told him with a grin, "Caleb, you have chocolate all over your face!"
Caleb's face lights up mischievously: "I'm chocolate man, ha ha ha!" waves spoon
I couldn't help but burst out laughing…where that came from I have no clue. xDD

Mom: How much does a pound weigh?

Me: Mother dear…

Me carrying a bag of plastic balls to put them up.
Micah: Hey, do you want me to carry that for you? [sarcastically:] You know, it's so heavy and everything.
Makes a face and hands him the bag.
Little brother looks at Micah: Hey, do you want to carry these? Here you go, they're reeeally heavy.
Little brother carries them from about two steps then hands them back to me.
xD

Mom: "Better pour that milk out before someone accidentally drinks it."

Brother and I at the same time: "No one should ever accidentally drink milk."

Helping my friend (who is Chinese) pull staples out of his music who he can return it (ahem, another story…)
Me: You're taking forever, look how far ahead of you I am already?
B: That's because I'm doing a better job. The tortoise wins the race.
E: Whatever, but I'm winning the race.
B: But see, it doesn't matter if you get hurt on the staple because you have flesh that can grow back. I'm plastic. I was made in China. Did I just say that???

I sometimes wonder where I find these peoplexD

Hahahaha!