Funny Sibling Quotes

So there was this add for a consent on KTIS and it said that nothing sayes happy valintines day better that Toby Mac

Sarah really?
Me nothing sayes headake better than Toby Mac. Actually mandisia does
Sarah too true

Be ware of typos! I can't edit on the iPod.

Ever listen to Skillet?

I have. They really ought to change their name to "Instant Headache"!

And you think tobyMac and Mandisa are worse?

Now that you mention it, no way! :-D

And you think tobyMac and Mandisa are worse?

All three are awesome. Jus' saying.

I like tobyMac, Mandisa is okay, but Skillet… I've already had enough headaches to last me several lifetimes. I don't need them to help me get any more.

I think tobyMac and Mandisa are great. Skillet is okay. My brother likes them thought. :)

^Really hate to butt into the conversation^ Personally, I can't stand any of them - but Christian and Nicolas like tobyMac and Skillet. Mandisa though, shudders we'll never learn to like her. :P

LOLOLOLOLOL!

As daddy is making dinner
Micah: "Daddy, what is that?" points to a pear
Daddy: "That's a pear."
Micah: "A pair of what?"

So sweet! xD

IKR?

I really miss having little kids around the house:)

How old is the youngest in your family?

He's a junior in BB

Okay. The youngest in mine is five months. :) Micah is almost 3

Awww. That must be so much fun:D

It is!

The youngest in my family will be 2 in May. She was born on Mother's Day :)

Cool! Do you realize that you just made a rhyme? :P

The youngest in my family is going to be 10 in June :)

Bethany: playing PlayDo with Zeke Look, Zeke! You can cut off the bird's head and eat it! pretends to eat the bird's head Yum, that was so good! makes an elephant and cuts off the trunk Now I can eat the elephant's trunk! pretends to eat the trunk Yuck, that was nasty. Bird head tastes so much better!

No, Zeke wanted me to cut the animals.

Whatever. :-P

I'm up in the bathroom doing Elisabeth's hair.
Elisabeth: sniffing I smell sloppy joes.
Me: sniffing I don't.
Elisabeth: Me neither.

So we were listening to the radio while eating breakfast this morning, and after the song finished, for some reason no one started talking. Christian and I, being silly, joke that they fell asleep on duty. And Peter (4) says, "It's all talked out."

LOLOL

Micah: "Bibby Car!" (Business card) XD

Micah, 3 (after asking Jesus to be his "Boss"): sits on dad's lap and faces the family "I wanted to tell you that Jesus is my Boss!"
Applause

Awww! That is so cute!

That's awesome! Praise God!

Coolio, but… um, Jesus is everyone's Boss. :P

Your right, but it's so nice to know that the child recognizes that and takes it to heart. :)

Very true indeed. :)

Simon comes into my room while im doing school
Me: I have something for you!
him: Oh yay!
Me: Go grab that little white box on my dresser.* (the box is full of pixy sticks candy)
He gives it to me and i give him two
Me: Happy birthday!!
him: Its not my birthday!
Little sister heard us from out side my room "Dont tell her that!!! she just gave you candy!!"

Awwwwww!

*Little sister heard us from out side my room* "Dont tell her that!!! she just gave you candy!!"

Your little sister is very wise. "Don't look a gift horse in the mouth".

Don't look a gift horse in the mouth?? what??

Ancient Chinese proverb. bows

EDIT–Or should I say, kowtows

Ancient Chinese proverb. *bows*

Oh ok :P

LOL!

Friend: "Ken Ham definitely nailed 'the science guy.'"
Me: "Right on the head. :P"
Friend: "Lol!"

IKR? Even some atheists are admitting that he won the debate.

Yeah!

Daniel: "Where'd my ring go?"
Me: "What have I got in my pocket?"
Daniel: "Where's my pocket?" goes and finds his robe
reaches in the pocket, and finds his ring

Hannah to me: "What can I do to be helpful, master?"
Me: looks down at the table, and sees a lot of crumbs "See those crumbs? 'Wipe them out. All of them.'"

I just got done memorizing Romans 5:1-5, and I walk into my room to do something, and see my brother.
Me: Hey.
Him: Hey, you sound like a Pastor when you memorize.

Once, we were getting ready for bed, and Jared (6) says, "Rachel, can you bop me on the head? Really hard?"
Me: "Why? I don't want to hurt you!"
Jared: "I want to get knocked out!"

everyone starts laughing :D