Jokes :)

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Um, I'm joking!!! :D

I love telling jokes because I'm really good at making people believe me. And thanks to you, we had a wonderful demonstration of that! :P

Lol I tried it :) lol.

which one, the orange or the banana? :D

Well banana then I relized neither of them work. :) lol

LOL!!! To be honest, the first time I saw that one, I was saying "baaaanaaaaaaanaaaaaaaa…." for the LONGEST time until I thought to look up what "gullible" meant…and then I was like, Oh, bother!! hahahaha!!!!! That was a few years ago…I hope I'm a leetle bit more clever now… :D

Lol the worst part is I knew what it ment! :) lol

Ha ha! That's awesome. :P

Ha ha, I'm too smart to be tricked by one of THOSE jokes! :P

But it's really interesting… if you look into the clouds for a really, really long time, you can always see the word "gullible" eventually appear in the sky. Try it!

You know, 5 out of every 4 people don't understand fractions. :)

Which is a FALLACY! Unless you're trying to do a mixed fraction, but I digress.

@EveryoneElsesExceptNickKnack~ Shame on you for being fooled by a Strang!

Yeah, RIGHT!!! Not. Nice try. But "gullible" IS written on the bottom of every chair seat.

Okay, and are you one of those people?

Oh yeah, I did know that! :P

Did you all know that the last census showed that 3/4 of the people in our Country make up 75% of the population?!

Lol, I knew what gullible meant, but I still was thinking to myself "banana, uh, I don't see how saying that slowly will make it sound like gullible" :P But, I did NOT say it, if that makes any difference!! =D

@EveryoneElsesExceptNickKnack

Now that's a cool nickname!
;P

Too funny…..

You almost had me say it, but I've been tricked by one of those jokes before. :)

Lol nice picture Jojo. :P

@SBG: Hey, I didn't get tricked by it either :D

AGH!! No, it is NOT a cool nickname!! Don't ever call me that again!!! ;P lol

Somebody say a joke. I can't think of one right now.

What is the first sport played in the Bible?

Baseball, in the Big Inning. The score was 8 2 1. Eve ate, Adam too, and the snake won. Eve stole first, Adam stole second, Cain struck out Abel, and the Angels and Giants were rained out.

Lol! :D

Lol that's awesome! :) lol

Wow. =D

Here are some:

1. What do road crew use in the North Pole?
2. What part of a fish weighs the most?
3. Where does a spy sleep?
4. When do doctors get angry?
5. Why can't tomatoes win races against lettuce?
6. What does a frog do when its car breaks down?
7. What do you call a pair of banana peels?
8. What do you call a large, pastry-eating snake?
9. Why did the belt get arrested?
10. What is black when you buy it, red when you use it, and gray when you throw it away?

1. A pair of slippers! :)

I don't know any of the other ones.

Yep! :)

1. when they lose their patients?

1. The scales?
2. Cause the tomato is always trying to Katchup?

Sarah-Yeah, that's right! :D
Danielle-Yes, the scales, and the lettuce is always a head and the tomato is always trying to ketchup! :D

Oh yeah. :) wasn't there one about like 'the lettuce, the tomato, and something else were in a race. What happened?' :)

Here are the answers:

1. Snow cones
2. The scales
3. Undercover
4. When they run out of patients
5. Because the lettuce are always a head, and the tomatoes are always trying to ketchup!
6. It gets toad
7. Slippers
8. A pie-thon
9. Because it was holding up the pants
10. Charcoal

Lol :)

That one was "The lettuce, the tomato, and the kitchen sink ran a race. What happened?" The answer is the lettuce was a head, the kitchen sink was still running, and the tomato was trying to ketchup. :)

Oh yeah that's right! :) lol

I thought it was the lettuce, the tomato and the faucet…not the kitchen sink.

Same difference. :)

I thought that this was funny… :D

How to write good:

1. Avoid Alliteration. Always.
2. Prepositions are not words to end sentences with.
3. Avoid clichés like the plague.
4. Comparisons are as bad as clichés.
5. Exaggeration is a billion times worse than understatement!
6. Don't use ampersands & abbreviations, etc.
7. Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
8. Who needs rhetorical questions?
9. One should never generalize.
10. Be more or less specific.
11. Sentence fragments? Eliminate.

LOL! I didn't get it until #7. :P

Lol :)

That's funny..

Knock knock! :P

who's there?

Lettuce!

Lettuce who?

Lettuce in, it's getting cold out here! ;)

Lol

Wow, those are hilarious, Jackson! I read the first one and said "Wait…they just contradicted themselves!" and then I sat there for a few puzzled seconds before I burst out laughing!