Signs
Started by Bethany MeckleMilesChristiSum
I guess that's what I was saying in my post, but thought i'd give it a guess, cause that's what we do sometimes when we're driving somewhere different.
Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
Burmese restaurant: All-American food in a Burmese atmosphere.
Sarah B.
“DO NOT PASS” Opps! We just passed it!
Bethany Meckle
We did the letter game on our last trip. :)
@Ian - if it's the one I'm thinking of, you have to find every letter of the alphabet (in sequence) on signs or liscence plates you pass.
Dani(elle)
We played stuff on cars dosn't count and the letter had to be the first letter in the word.
Ian R.2
Okay, I get it. I think I played that once with a friend. :)
Madi
We played stuff on cars dosn't count and the letter had to be the first letter in the word.
:O That's hard! I should try though because it's getting boring to play it the way we do it. :P
Dani(elle)
Yeah I didn't make it through without cheating… Lol
MilesChristiSum
When we played that, it was just signs, but not necessarily the first letter. We don't play that much though, because of where we live.
Dani(elle)
Understandable. :)
SavedByGrace
Sign with large print and four arrows pointing at the corners:
"CAUTION: SHARP EDGES. WATCH YOUR HEAD."
Then in small print at the bottom:
"Oh, by the way, the bridge ahead is out."
Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
In a McDonalds: 'No loitering. 20 minute eating time.' That's fast food for you!
Andrew
20 minutes to eat a 1/8th pound hamburger???
Bethany Meckle
Yo! I've never seen a sign like that…
How about the one "Braille Menu Available"? In the drive-thru. :P
Ian R.2
Did you here about that joke? There's another sign.
"Braille and picture menus available"
Once you get it you'll find it really funny. :P
Bethany Meckle
Yeah, I love those. :D Did you see the Mike Williams thing about that?
Ian R.2
We have him on a show that used to be on called Bananas. It didn't have his entire act, but it was still really funny. :)
Sarah
I don't celebrate Halloween, but I still thought this was funny:
"Wizard parking only. All others will be toad." :-P
SavedByGrace
LOL! :)
What does that have to do with Halloween? It just mentions a wizard. :P
Barachel the Buzzite of the Kindred of Ram
Because wizards are only depicted in halloweenic celebrations. You see, Gandalf isn't a wizard, Harry Potter and all his demonic clan aren't wizards. How we know that? See first sentence.
Emily H
^this was on a grammar page…^
Before. B-E-F-O-R-E.
Not B4.
We speak English here.
Not Bingo.
SavedByGrace
LOL :D And not L8R… L-A-T-E-R.
Mommy's Helper
Laundromat sign: "Drop your pants here and you will receive prompt attention." :)
Ian R.2
chuckles :P
Emily H
@Wash Well@
WE DO
@Wash Often@
^Washing your hands is the best way to prevent the spread of germs. Ask us how!^
~Sign at hospital
Ian R.2
I saw this on the computer:
"Introverts, unite! Separately, in your own homes."
LOL! :P
biblebee
LOL!!!! I like that so much!!!
I saw this one:
"How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb?"
"Oh why does it have to be a group activity?"
Ian R.2
LOL!
Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
Bumper sticker: What Would Scooby-Do? Very, very sad; it reflects our culture's priorities perfectly- entertainment. And it shows up everywhere- even our churches!
Rachel the Alaskan
On our Cod Liver Oil bottle:
Warning: contains fish
Uhh….go figure….
Barachel the Buzzite of the Kindred of Ram
Bumper sticker: What Would Scooby-Do? Very, very sad; it reflects our culture's priorities perfectly- entertainment. And it shows up everywhere- even our churches!
Are you seriously saying that humorous sign is a problem?!
Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
Bumper sticker: What Would Scooby-Do? Very, very sad; it reflects our culture's priorities perfectly- entertainment. And it shows up everywhere- even our churches!Are you _seriously_ saying that humorous sign is a problem?!
It's not humorous; it is a problem. They are seriously saying that some cartoon character is more important than Christ!
Barachel the Buzzite of the Kindred of Ram
O dog, do you actually believe that?
SavedByGrace
I have to sorta agree with Noah on this one; the makers of that bumper sticker were not saying that Scooby-Doo is more important than Christ, it was just supposed to be a funny pun. I do not find it to be funny, though, since it is irreverent; but I at least do not believe that the intended meaning was that Scooby-Doo is more important than Christ.
Mommy's Helper
Church Marquee: Spring is just a prayer away
Huh? What does that mean?
(btw it's been about 14 degrees around here lately)
2 Corinthians 5:17
On the box of our homeschooloply game:
Ages 8 to Adult
^Of course, homeschoolers are usually more advanced, so use your own judgement^
XP
Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
Aye Chihuahua: Animal Bakery
Hmmm…. Meatloaf, anyone?
Hiruko Kagetane
At LEGOLAND, instead of a little booth with a sign that says "Lost Children", there's one that says "Lost Parents". :P
God's Maiden of Virtue
-LOL!- I mean - HSDT.
Christine Daaé (Dani the Older)
Enchanted Christian Ministries????? What are we telling the world we are, anyways?
Andrew
"Children left unattended will be towed at owners expense."
Sarah B.
“I don’t run. And if you ever see me running you should probably run too. ^Because something is probably chasing me.^ ” –A t-shirt xP
Bethany Meckle
My cousin was on a sign in town.
Emma
"Vegetarian: A Native American word for bad hunter." : D
Sarah
Warning on our fireworks: Caution–Flammable.
Warning on a box of donuts: Icing may be hot after heating.
Hiruko Kagetane
On a chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with hands."
Abigail Rose
I saw this topic and honestly thought it was going to be about an awesome movie called Signs.
Emma
On a Ripstik: "This product moves when used."
Abigail Rose
What!!? That wasn't on my ripstik! I feel so left out!
Seth W.
Some people just can't spell. "No Parking. Violators will be towed and find $50."
^I think I posted this on SC a while ago, but this looks like a better place for it. :)^