The Like Button Quotes

This conversation took place on one of Sam's Grooveshark broadcasts XDDDD

the song: "Mary, did you know?" starts to play"
Rosie: "Joseph, did you know?" Good grief. xD
Rachel: Good grief! lolfacepalm
Christian A: Innkeeper, did you know?
God's Maiden of Virtue: Exactly.
Christian A: DONKEYS, ARE YOU AWARE?
SavedByGrace: literally laughs out loud
Rachel Irene: Ahhhh! LOL!
Ditto to Nicolas XD
Christian A: MR. SHEEP, ARE YOU SEEING THIS?
Sam: XD
Rachel Irene: LOLOLOLOLOL
Christian A: PAY ATTENTION, RAT.
SavedByGrace: BEHOLD, CATTLE!
Rachel Irene: RAT! LOLLLLLL!
God's Maiden of Virtue: Wow. dies of laughter
Rachel Irene: dying of laughter
Sam: Joseph: SHUT UP ALL YOU ANIMALS! MY WIFE'S GIVING BIRTH!
Christian A: XDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Rachel Irene: NOOOOOOO LOOOOOLLLLLLL!!!!
God's Maiden of Virtue: I mean, seriously, if anyone knew, IT WAS MARY.
SavedByGrace: ……x)
God's Maiden of Virtue: SAM! LOL
Christian A: I just heard Rosie squeak. Through headphones. From across the house. Through closed doors.
Sam: OMGosh! XD
SavedByGrace: ^
God's Maiden of Virtue: You did not.
Christian A: Or maybe it was Nicolas. But the facts still stand.
Sam: XD
SavedByGrace: I was not laughing that loud. :P
Christian A: I HEARD A SQUEAK.
APPARENTLY YOU WERE.
God's Maiden of Virtue: I snort - I do not squeak.
SavedByGrace: YOU HEARD A MOUSE.
Christian A: Ohhhh. Well that's what I heard then.
God's Maiden of Virtue: Maybe Carissa is secretly snooping.
Christian A: But it sure sounded like a squeak.
SavedByGrace: Wow, wouldn't that be something, @Rosie. xP
Rachel Irene: Ahhhhhhhh!!!!!! dies of laughter
Rosie: Why?
Don't die, Rachel.
God's Maiden of Virtue: I'd have to go get a coffin then. And I'd rather not.

Wow! All that right after I had to go? XP Fun!!!

On Sam's BC this evening:

Nicolas:
Swag? Don't think I've heard this. :P
Rosie:
I've wondered….what does "swag" mean?
Or do I even want to know?
Nicolas:
Look it up dude! :P
Rosie:
Too much physical exertion at 11:00 at night.
:P
Sam:
10:54, to be exact. :P
Nicolas:
^^
Rosie:
10:55 with 20 sec.
Sam:
tips hat to Milady Precision
Nicolas:
It was 10:54 when he said it. YOU ARE WRONG.
Rosie:
Not in MY book.
Nicolas:
YOUR book is WRONG.
Rosie:
Maybe in YOUR book's opinion.
Nicolas:
MY book is RIGHT.
Rosie:
My, you are tired.
Nicolas:
NOO AIED WAHT yuo mane
Rosie:
Poor guy.
Sam:
Prepare a coffin, Rosie. I think he's close to the end.
Rosie:
Sigh…leaves to get a coffin
Yes, master.
Nicolas:
stumbles and staggers
Rosie:
CATCH HIM!
Nicolas:
falls into the coffin
Rosie:
Throws the coffin under him
You got the flow of the story messed up.
Nicolas:
SNOOOORES
Sam:
closes the lid of the coffin
Rosie:
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? Closing the coffin on someone!
Nicolas:
is dead
Sam:
Too many things are wrong with me for me to remember, Ms. Rosie. :)
Rosie:
Unfortunate, Master Sam.
Nicolas:
Master Samwise.
Samwise Gamgee, to be precise.
Rosie:
That too.
Nicolas:
Can you hear me through the coffin?
Sam:
A lot of mumbling.
Nicolas:
"Mfffmfummmamm!"
Sam:
motions to hole
Shall we finish the job, Ms. Rosie?
Nicolas:
smashes coffin with bare fists
Yeah, nice try.
Rosie:
begins to lift one side of the coffin
Nicolas:
The smashed coffin?
Rosie:
You just had to go and ruin it didn't you, Nicolas? Can't just stay put.
Sam:
gasses Nic with sleeping gas
Nicolas:
YOU CAN'T HOLD ME DOWN!
sneezes Ahem. Do you guys smell something?

XD

Not sure if I wanna call that hysterically morbid or morbidly hysterical.

Lol :)

XDDD

xD xD That was positively hilarious. =D The conversation Rosie posted is also pretty funny, but not as original, since there has been insanity of that sort on here before. But still… xD

xD xD That was positively hilarious. =D The conversation Rosie posted is also pretty funny, but not as original, since there has been insanity of that sort on here before. But still... xD

That was awesomeness.

^Forgive my ignorance, but what's Grooveshark?^

A website where you can listen to tons of music for free :) Several of us have accounts on there.

XP

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL! That was awesome! I wish I was there! XD

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL! That was awesome! I wish I was there! XD

LOLLOLLOLLOLLOLLOL! That was awesome! I wish I was there! XD

Just read through all 14 pages of this forum… YOU GUYS ARE HILARIOUS!!!! XD XD XD

I can remember who originally had the idea for "like button quotes" (I think Dani)… but it was a really great idea! :D

I can remember who originally had the idea for "like button quotes" (I think Dani)... but it was a really great idea! :D

YES!!! XD

It was Sarah F. ;) :P

Joshua: LOL! XD Yeah, we have such hilarious conversations on here! xD

No kidding! XD I laughed my head off a few times while reading all the conversations. XD

No kidding! XD I laughed my head off a few times while reading all the conversations. XD

catches your head in a net
positions it back on your neck
attaches it with scotch tape

I hope it's not crooked…

That is SO funny!

No kidding! XD I laughed my head off a few times while reading all the conversations. XD

*catches your head in a net* *positions it back on your neck* *attaches it with scotch tape* I hope it's not crooked...

XD Scotch tape wont do too well… You should have tried glue. ;P

-Apparently I need to learn to not use metaphors on here-… XD

-Apparently I need to learn to not use metaphors on here-... XD

LOL! Too true!!!

Bethany: Apparently, the word peoples is greatly looked down upon on Memverse, which is such sadness. And the word citizens is to be preferred. In my humble opinion the word citizens seems almost cold when addressing people, while peoples, on the other hand, shows happiness. In spite of the fact that I know several don't like it, I might consider using the word in this post again. I'll have to consider who is on though, and what type of greeting I'd get in return for doing so. thinks for a while

And with that explanation out of the way, I say:

Hello peoples.

Oh, pleaseeee. xP

xD I like your statement! xD

*Bethany:* Apparently, the word peoples is greatly looked down upon on Memverse, which is such sadness. And the word citizens is to be preferred. In my humble opinion the word citizens seems almost cold when addressing people, while peoples, on the other hand, shows happiness. In spite of the fact that I know several don't like it, I might consider using the word in this post again. I'll have to consider who is on though, and what type of greeting I'd get in return for doing so. thinks for a while And with that explanation out of the way, I say: Hello peoples.

Hello Memverse peoples!

notices that I'm one of the three -people- Illustrious Memversers not in any of these quotes

"notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes"

• Dani M.

Who are the other two?

Who are the other two?

My question exactly :)

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here–or just use a better term. :P

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent.

Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent. Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

I think there are several "Illustrious Memversers" who do not even participate in the forums. :P

Rachie isn't, and I'm not sure who the other is. There probably are others, but there were three that I particularly noted as not being in there.

Rachie isn't, and I'm not sure who the other is. There probably are others, but there were three that I particularly noted as not being in there.

Wait, so if you're not sure who the other is, how do you know they weren't mentioned? Or did you know before, and have forgotten?

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent. Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

I think there are several "Illustrious Memversers" who do not even participate in the forums. :P

Quite true, however we would at least be working with a manageable number, since there are currently 1573 active Memversers. Those represented on this thread would still be a small minority though.

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent. Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

Edited. Is that better? :D

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent. Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

Edited. Is that better? :D

Much better. To the best of my knowledge, I have not been quoted however. Would that make four Memversers? (No intention of laying claim to the title of Illustrious.)

Mine own illustrious self but once has been quoted, which is itself disconcerting… Mine only consolation is that it was but one line, and none too lengthy…

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent. Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

Edited. Is that better? :D

Much better. To the best of my knowledge, I have not been quoted however. Would that make four Memversers? (No intention of laying claim to the title of Illustrious.)

I thought I saw you in one… And I read the whole thing Saturday…

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent. Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

Edited. Is that better? :D

Much better. To the best of my knowledge, I have not been quoted however. Would that make four Memversers? (No intention of laying claim to the title of Illustrious.)

I thought I saw you in one... And I read the whole thing Saturday...

Probably one of the other 364 Sarahs on Memverse.

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent. Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

Edited. Is that better? :D

Much better. To the best of my knowledge, I have not been quoted however. Would that make four Memversers? (No intention of laying claim to the title of Illustrious.)

I thought I saw you in one... And I read the whole thing Saturday...

Probably one of the other 364 Sarahs on Memverse.

Oops, I thought you were Margaret…. No, I guess you're not, are you….

*notices that I'm one of the three people not in any of these quotes*

Most of the world isn't in these quotes.

The vast, vast majority of it, in fact. I think we need to redefine "people" here--or just use a better term. :P

Indeed. Compared to the global population, the number represented on this thread is a incredibly minuscule fraction of a fraction of a percent. Perhaps "Illustrious Memversers" would be a more precise term?

Edited. Is that better? :D

Much better. To the best of my knowledge, I have not been quoted however. Would that make four Memversers? (No intention of laying claim to the title of Illustrious.)

I thought I saw you in one... And I read the whole thing Saturday...

Probably one of the other 364 Sarahs on Memverse.

Oops, I thought you were Margaret.... No, I guess you're not, are you....

Ah, yes. That is because I am somewhat impersonating her for the month of December, since she's not posting on the forums right now.

Rachie isn't, and I'm not sure who the other is. There probably are others, but there were three that I particularly noted as not being in there.

Wait, so if you're not sure who the other is, how do you know they weren't mentioned? Or did you know before, and have forgotten?

Yes.

Carissa: quoting random movies And in the edible parade I'm the one to sit on top of the giant meatball! :P
Christian: UGH, I know I've heard all of these…[but don't know that quote]
Bethany: This calls for yelling. Pardon me, please. HORTON HEARS A WHOOOOOOO!
Carissa: YOU DON'T REMEMBER?!?!?!?!?!?!
Nicolas: Calm down! :P
Christian: still doesn't remember
Bethany: Horton Hears a Who. Seriously.
Nicolas: Horton Hears a Who. Seriously.
Christian: Really..? I don't remember anything about an edible parade or meatball…
Carissa: stares at Christian
Bethany: TELL ME WHAT AN EDIBLE PARADE IS. NOW.
Christian: Who even says the meatball line? The mayor? In what context?
Christian: A parade where everything in the parade is edible…? O_o
Bethany: You tell me. You are the one who came up with it. It is an edible meatball. And the mayor said it to JoJo. You haven't seen Horton Hears a Who lately enough. Sheesh. XDDDDDD
Nicolas: What on earth are you talking about? It DOES talk about an edible parade in the movie!!
Christian: What in the world? Carissa's quote said EDIBLE PARADE…. Why am I the one making it up…?
Bethany: Noooooo. It is an edible MEATBALL. Watch the movie.
Christian: Okay, well, how was I to know that when Carissa's quote said it was an edible parade? =P
Nicolas: YOU WATCH THE MOVIE! I am so convinced that it's an edible parade!!!
Bethany: Guyzzzzzzzz. This juat makes everything like 100x funnier. I got mixed up. It was an edible parade. Sorryyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. hides and never comes out
Carissa, Christian and Nicolas - YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!! IS VINDICATED!! does a victory dance, then pulls Bethany out of her hiding place

And that concludes the hilarious conversation about what the movie quote actually was. Anywayz. If you haven't seen the movie "Horton Hears a Who" it probably will not be as funny. XD

Good job on putting it on here and good job on taking out a lot of it. :P You should have put up the one that Nicolas did! :P

I was considering it, but that one was too confusing. If you want to, you can. If I was planning on doing it all, they could just read it for themselves!