What would happen if...

(you start attacking your parents? JK)

Craziness!!! :)

[lol the pig and the Giant lizzard. shakes head :) lol]

And then the pig runs away. The sharks sprout legs and run after it, but decide that attacking the natives would be more fun, so they do that instead. Then…
This is Sarah.

Coconuts fall on the sharks' heads and the natives escape. You wash off the mud and slime covering your body, and then…

You roll around in the sand and it sticks to you cause your wet..

[@Matthew: Sorry. :P]

[@Bethany: No evolution here. :P JK]

The native that escaped the shark started throwing coconuts at you again (because she only likes throwing them at dirty people) only this time she is yelling, "Snickerdoodle!" at the top of her lungs because you're all covered in sand [sorry, I'm used to north western sand. It's not yellow…it's more like a snickerdoodle color when it's all over you :P] Then…

(LOL!)

Then a mysterious black cloud rolls across the sky, and it starts hailing. One of the falling hailstones hits the "snicker doodle native" on the head and she faints. You run to the nearest coconut tree to escape the hailstones, and all the the sudden, you find yourself….

…in a pit of quicksand. You grab the tree to pull yourself out, but it just comes down with you. You sink down and down, then suddenly you break through the sand. You start falling and falling and falling, and then………

…you realize it is a bottomless pit and you are doomed to fall forever, and then…

…gravity suddenly turns sideways and you slam up against a wall. You start running up the wall and almost make it to where you started falling, and then…

…you suddenly slam into the pig, who had also fallen down the bottomless pit, and then…

…since it is on top of you, you start falling down again even though gravity is pulling you toward the wall. Eventually you push the pig off, and you head back toward the top. You realize that there is no longer any sand there, and you just walk straight through the hole. But you forgot that gravity had switched, and you start falling, and then…

…you feel yourself shrinking until you are the size of a bumblebee, so it is even harder to climb up the bottomless pit, and then…

The giant lizzard is falling on you and then…

…you land in a giant box full of packing peanuts…

But the peanuts are bigger than you so…

You crawl deep down into the packing peanuts, and find yourself sitting on top of the 2013 BB sword study. Then…

[Yuck! You're eating a packing peanut?!]

(You do know that packing peanuts are made of Styrofoam, right?)

(oooops!!!! LOL!!! I didn't realize that!!!!!! :D Yuck! I'll go change it…
And Sam…yes. I'm not THAT stupid. There were a BUNCH in our Bible Bee box! It took a long to dig through them without making a giant mess :D )

You try to open it but you get caught in between the pages. Then…

…you use the letter W to pry open the pages, but then…

[i didn't care I made a giant mess. :) LOL]

[well, you see, I didn't want to clean it up afterwards :D ]

…you accidentally fall in between the pages!!! You're stuck! Helpless! You scream out …. "What time I am afraid, I will trust in thee." Then…

You grow a little so ur the size of a packing peanut then…

…all of the packing peanuts come alive and start dancing around you, and then…

…They start throwing you into the air, shouting "Huzzah! Huzzah!" Then…

[LOL!]

You start punching them in the face every time they shout, "Huzzah!" but they like that (because they're packing peanuts it doesn't hurt them) so they shout even louder. Then….

A big gust of wind comes and it blows you away as they throw you in the air again. Their "huzzah" dies down to a whisper as they watch their prize flying away in the breeze. You are glad to again breath the air of freedom, but THEN…….

(Can we use knives if the story is in the kitchen or something? ;-) )

(Wow! :) )

[lol]

A butterfly flies right at you. You are so afraid that it will hit you in a head on collision because you remember from science class (wait…how old is this dude?) that butterflies fly at 100 miles an hour. (something like that, right?! :P) You frantically cover your eyes with your arms and wait for the blast. Then….

[PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP! I would have stopped this days ago if I had not been sick! Rule 4 I didn't mean quite that crazy. :P So you're the size of a packing peanut now? And yes you can use kitchen knives IF they don't hurt anybody. Rule 2 is for my sake. PLEASE! just make up your own names. PLEASE! It doesn't matter how wild they are, just so they're NOT ANY movies/story/anything else's character. And one more thing please do not put in any dying I will stop the story when it gets too crazy.]

But the butterfly flies past you. You land on the ground and become the size of a normal human your age. You see a house and go inside. You find it abandoned. You run up to the bathroom and take a shower. Then you rap yourself in a towel, find some clean clothes that fit you, and put them on. Then you find your family again, and life gets back to normal.

[The End.]

But just before things get back to normal, a dinosaur steps on you.

[The REAL End]

But just before things get back to normal, a dinosaur steps on you. [The REAL End]

LOL

[Now let's do the positive side of things.]

What would happen if you climbed a tree? You could do some daring stunts on it and have a big crowd gather around the tree and watch you. Somebody passes a hat for you, and you get $135.79. You're invited to go to a huge tree on someone's yard and to stunts there. You accept. Then…

you fall very hard on a large stone.

]THE END[

[Wait… did I not say NO DYING? If a dinosaur stepped on you, I think you would die. Then life couldn't get back to normal.]

[@ Grey Jedi: I said please do the positive side of things! We'll keep switching back and forth.]

(Fine……….)

You fall SMILING onto a very large stone.

[The End]

[You don't like my part of the story?!?! I didn't know I could be so violent with butterflies as to upset someone so much. ;) What's wrong with the story getting crazy? We were having fun! :D (Oh and btw…careful rapping yourself in a towel…it could be dangerous. Or loud… ;P)
LOL Sam! :P
Positive? Oh phooey, this won't be near as fun. :P]

you accept and you fly to Africa. You play with monkeys in the trees and you get lots of money for your stunts.

[sorry I had planned to do a positive side. After this story and another, we'll start negative again. Sorry I took the fun out of the last story, but it was getting WAY too wild. I had to end it for my sake.

He notices you seem very still on the large stone…..

[This is making no sense whatsoever]

(Fine…..)

You spit out the teeth that were knocked out when you hit the large stone, and walk over to the dentists, forgetting you weren't wearing shoes….

[lol…I'm likin' this. :P]