What would happen if...

(So am I…….)

The dentist is also a talented tree stuntist/stunter/whatever you would call it and he makes and puts in new teeth in a tree while you do more stunts.

[@Madi: I like it too! @ Sam: Remember the POSITIVE SIDE.]

[You all aren't supposed to be using parenthesis]

[wait…why is he putting the teeth in the tree?!?!]

While he's putting teeth into a tree, you accidentally cartwheel into a tray full of dentist drills, which turn on as you hit them…..

[He puts new teeth in you while you're in the tree. Did you catch the puts in?]

But they don't hurt you and you spin on them. When you're done with that stunt, you get more than $2000. Then…

[who said this wouldn't be much fun?

You use all the money you have earned to go to the National Bible Bee. Then…

[From who do you get $2000? The people in the waiting room?]

You run out of the office excitedly, and forget to look both ways before crossing the street. You narrowly avoid being turned into pavement pizza….

[No the people in the crowd watching your stunts!]

You take a taxi, go to the nearest airport, and fly off to Nationals! Then…

[I said it wouldn't be as much fun and I'm sticking to it. :P]

[But you get to make up crazy stunts!]

The people at Nationals heard about your stunts, and they invite you to do more in the biggest tree on the property. You accept…

Begin to flip……and in accordance with Murphy's Law slam down hard onto the pavement.

But then you realize that it overlaps with preliminaries so you decline the offer and go and take the test. Then…

[Wait… so do you accept or decline??]

[Uhh…I guess you accept but then you fall and then you decline because you have to go to preliminaries.]

[Okay, I'll work with it. :P]

You walk into the Written Test room, broken bones and all, and sit down. You try to take the test, but the room gets disrupted because everyone recognizes you as the really cool person who can do amazing tree stunts and tries to get your autograph. Then…

[lol…did you notice I'm taking Danielle's place?!? :P]

[Yes, I did! :D}]

You scream in agony as people keep trying to touch you despite all your broken bones…..

You run out of the room, trying to get away from all your fans. But then you bump into…

[HOW CAN YOU RUN AWAY WHEN YOUR BONES ARE ALL BROKEN?!?!?!?!]

a little kid. You trip over her, and fall down 3 flights of stairs, and finally hit the ground in a quivering, whimpering heap.

@Madi~[Apparently, SBG has greater pain tolerance than any of us here.]

@Sam: [lol]
[I thought this was supposed to be positive?]

….at the bottom of the stairs is a gorgeous nurse, fresh out of college (so she hasn't forgotten anything yet…) and she asks if you need any help. You are a little struck by her presence and say….

"Humina……hum…..um….hi…..hello….um……."

[Nice one Madi!]

[Positive? Ha!]

[thanks! Thought you might like that one. :P
You don't think this is positive, Nicolas?]

Your mouth drops open, and you still aren't sure what to say.

'Are you homeschooled, by any chance?' the nurse asks

You manage to nod

'I was too! How exciting!' she exclaims

[You bump into a little girl, fall down three flights of stairs, and collapse in a quivering, whimpering heap. No. :P]

(LOL!!!)

@Nicolas: [Oh yeah…I thought you meant my nurse. :P]

@Sam: [wow…so now you're saying my nurse is hot?! :P]

[We never specified how old…..we……are, and being tongue-tied in front of a pretty girl is a common response from guys.]

[Oh, please!]

[You did say "gorgeous." And she's your nurse now?]

She finally realizes that you are injured and asks if you need help. You again manage to nod. She tries to pick you up, but you are too heavy. Then…

[Tries to pick you up!!!????]

[What Carissa? You don't think my response was plausible?]

She loads you onto a nearby flatbed cart, and, while you're ecstatic that she actually touched you, whisks you off to the nurse's office.

[Well, you're collapsed in a quivering, whimpering heap on the ground!!]

[Did we really have to go there!?]

[@Nicolas: Okay…I guess I did. ;)
Okay…I seriously laughed out loud that time. Tried to pick him up?! :P]

[LOL….and yes, I'm really laughing out loud…]

[So I guess we can assume our character is a male in his late teens?]

[Half of us are, so sure. :P]

She injects you with a new formula that uses calcium deposits to quicken the healing of your bones, and you leave the nurse's office in 2 hours. But then, for some strange reason, you keep finding yourself walking past it,,,,,,over, and over again…….

[well…should he be older than the nurse or not? She just got out of college. But of course, she's homeschooled so she could have done accelerated learning…]

[SAM!!! Please, we don't need to go there!!!]

….one time you're walking past and you see….the nurse…..you are so busy wondering if she'll see you that you trip over the thingy that sticks up out of the ground to hold the door open. (but the door's not open so it's just sticking out there) then…

[We can do that. Taking college courses before college is very common for homeschoolers, so it works!]

you trip, and fall flat on your face.

[GOOD!!!]

[yup]

You look up, and there she is!

'Are you okay?'

[C'mon Madi, help the story along!]