What would happen if...

When you get there, the streets are so crowded that you are pushed around, fall down, and look for a quick escape. You climb up on top of a big semi truck, and see…

You then fall into a deep hole and die a horrible death. The End

*Facedesk* SAMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Hint: Just ignore him. He'll stop if you just ignore him. It's an old trick I learned with brothers...and boys of all sorts.]

[ I've given everyone my reasons that doesn't work on me except you. Shall I extrapolate?]

Please.

If you respond to him it means you are unable to ignore him which means he has annoyed you and if you don't respond to him it means you are having to make a conscious effort to not answer him. Either way he has affected you.

But the bridge connecting the railroad to it is out, and you fall and die a horrible death. The End

Wow. At least no one can say you didn't try!

Surely you don't believe all that. I could ignore him if I wanted to…want to see? The only way he affects me is by making me laugh. Hmm…maybe that's his goal in all this.

For me it's true…maybe not for others though.

That's true…the only person I've ever tried to ignore is Matthew, though, so…jk

Very funny.

Actually, I can't remember the last time I tried to ignore you…you've gotten a lot better. :P

You see a black hole coming nearer and nearer to the earth.

[This ^^ would be a case of improper perspective. It is very unlikely that a black hole can move, so the earth would have to be moving into the black hole, which is far more probable. If this is the case, everything should suddenly be getting very, very cold on earth.]

As you plummet, you are thrown toward the back of the room and hit a large red button. This ejects the engine from the rest of the train, and you are propelled by rockets into the sky. You see a parachute in a corner, grab it, and jump out with it. You land softly on some grass and begin heading toward the large city.

[This is unbelievable, too. This thread is for being unrealistic! :)]

All possible future timelines are warped by the presence of the black hole, and morph into one continuity, culminating in one result: you fall and die a horrible death.

The End.

All possible future timelines are warped by the presence of the black hole, and morph into one continuity, culminating in one result: you fall and die a horrible death. The End.

Bravo. Nice try.

All possible future timelines are warped by the presence of the black hole, and morph into one continuity, culminating in one result: you fall and die a horrible death. The End.

However, this result will not happen for approximately 100 years, and in the meantime…

All possible future timelines are warped by the presence of the black hole, and morph into one continuity, culminating in one result: you fall and die a horrible death. The End.

However, this result will not happen for approximately 100 years, and in the meantime...

Time would be warped. You'd have no idea of time, because it would be happening. You're dead.

The End.

AAAAnyways…

Sam must not like this story.

Sam doesn't like any of the stories…

Sam will remain in this mood until he sees Rachel type the glorious words "Didn't mean to suddenly end your story, won't happen again".

rolls eyes

Seized with panic, you run around and find a giant crane, the stinkiest cheese on earth, a rubber band, and some double super glue. Using those unlikely tools, you (I won't detail how) roll the earth out of the way of the impending black hole.

Your efforts are in vain, as the black hole sucks you in, and you fall, and die a horrible death.

The End.

Too late. I already pushed the earth out of the way. :P Nice try though.

If you can automatically negate my posts, so can I. Mine still stands.

Fine, fine.

But you realize that you were just imagining your horrible death, and you have indeed pushed the earth out of the way of the black hole.

Stop bickering. I can resolve this situation.

Deadpool detonates a 120,000 cubic mile hydrogen bomb on earth.

The End.

facepalm Girls, help me out here!!

The earth blows up and you are flung out into space. Then…

You float around for a minute and almost run out of oxygen. Then a whiff of oxygen reaches you and you wiggle frantically toward the source, a…

badly battered oxygen tank that has survived the devastation. As you grab it you find it has a laser gun tied to the wast strap.
quickly you…

After tying it on and taking a deep breath of oxygen, you look towards Mercury and see a horde of Deadpool's minions coming to finish what they've started. Then…

You eat ice cream! then…. :P

Then the minions turn toward you. They want some of your sweet snack!

After tying it on and taking a deep breath of oxygen, you look towards Mercury and see a horde of Deadpool's minions coming to finish what they've started. Then...

Deadpool wouldn't have minions.

(then make it Deadpool him self)
…with your newly found confidence you search the void for something to bring you within lazier range of the formidable Deadpool.

Who kills you.

The End.

But you wake up later and realize that you weren't really killed. So…

with what?

But you wake up later and realize that you weren't really killed. So...

You're in space. Fighting Deadpool. That combination in and of itself equals your instant death.

@Peter ~ He'll find a way. He has so many weapons.

such as? we have a lazier gun. we can vaporize anything he sends at us. (with the exception of chemical or radioactive weapons which are not allowed into orbit)

He'd kill you. You wouldn't be able to shoot bullets out of the a-, er, space.

But you wake up later and realize that you weren't really killed. So...

you grab the 5 ft by 8 ft piece of asphalt that hit you on the head, and fined it still has yellow lines on it.

no oxygen for his gunpowder. besides thing travel slower in space.

He'd kill you.

Again I ask "how?"

no oxygen for his gunpowder. besides thing travel slower in space.

Guns don't need oxygen to fire bullets. And, the bullet would travel at a constant speed and constant velocity until it hit something: you.

no oxygen for his gunpowder. besides thing travel slower in space.

Guns don't _need_ oxygen to fire bullets. And, the bullet would travel at a constant speed and constant velocity until it hit something: you.

1. what is meant by "fire the gun"? Gunpowder requires oxygen for the spark that sets it off.
2. consistent with what velocity? the force would stay the same without a large gravitational field, but the speed of everything would slow down with out one.

no oxygen for his gunpowder. besides thing travel slower in space.

Guns don't _need_ oxygen to fire bullets. And, the bullet would travel at a constant speed and constant velocity until it hit something: you.

1. what is meant by "fire the gun"? Gunpowder requires oxygen for the spark that sets it off. 2. consistent with what velocity? the _force_ would stay the same without a large gravitational field, but the speed of everything would slow down with out one.

The chemicals are self-contained, and have their own oxidizing agent. They don't need outside oxygen to fire.

I'm assuming, since Earth apparently exploded, we're in a fairly empty region of space, with not enough gravitaitional pull from neighboring planets and celestial bodies to affect the trajectory of the bullet, or of your own motion. Deadpool would be propelled backwards, as per Newton's 3rd Law, but the bullet(s) would still hit you.

It's fun having a Physics conversation on here! :D

so now we're working with strange chemicals. Okay you win. he has a fully functional gun.
I had already though of newton's 3rd law and won't debate it.

you slowly move the asphalt slab between you and the heartless Deadpool who is about take a trip to Neptune.
where he will freeze at best.

It's fun having a Physics conversation on here! :D

Ever heard of Einstein's theory of relativity?

It's fun having a Physics conversation on here! :D

Ever heard of _Einstein's theory of relativity_?

A little bit. Objects moving at the speed of light either have infinite energy or infinite mass.