What would happen if...

*begins pushing the dirt back in the hole* THIS TREAD SHALL NOT DIE!!!

*stops digging* Look! You just messed up all my work!

And Sarah Frisks's! :D But at lest you got to air out the dirt.

facepalm

what would happen if you deleted this topic?

You would die a horrible death.

The End.

You would die a horrible death. The End.

heh heh heh :p

What would happen if you crashed your car? Well you would have to go to the hospital, and then you would have to pay for insurance. And then you would get behind in you bills. And then…

the IRS agents would come, and not knowing what else to do you would hold them at gun point and demand all their money. Frighted out of their wits, they would…..

sings
in a mess with the IRS, Watching my movies on the VHS, God bless America. -Paycheck, FF5

Ima gangsta thanks to ya!

upon finding out that they are FF5 fans, you are smitten with regret and let them keep their money.

[Isn't this the same kinda story that started that dreadful nurse thingy?!?! facedesk]

[???] [has no Idea what your referring to]

It's a reference to something that happened earlier on this thread…fore you got here.

You're bouncing along the road one day in the middle of Africa, three hundred miles from the nearest people, and your very old car breaks down. As you get down to try and fix it, you hear a lion. You look up, and…

See a lonely lion looking for a friend. You go give 'Wade' a hug. And he tells you what a friendly person you are and you tell him what a friendly lion he is and they all live happily ever after as best buddies.

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode… cough jk :P

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

NOOOOOOOOO!

Abigail!

Let me save you!

I'm reaching out my hand for you to grab, and i'm laying down on my stomach on the edge of a cliff, and you're about to fall into the jonathan park abyss! (and as you can tell from my verbal actions, i'm sliding in as well!)

We gotta wake up, we gotta save us,

So baby hang on,

I'm coming after you,

^I'm diving overboard^

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

NOOOOOOOOO! Abigail! Let me save you! I'm reaching out my hand for you to grab, and i'm laying down on my stomach on the edge of a cliff, and you're about to fall into the jonathan park abyss! (and as you can tell from my verbal actions, i'm sliding in as well!) _We gotta wake up, we gotta save us,_ _So baby hang on,_ _I'm coming after you,_ _^I'm diving overboard^_

^I don't even know what jonathan park is! Except my best friend in the whole world named Jonathan, lives in Serverville, Tennessee…^

grabs your hand, and jumps up, yanks you away from the edge of the cliff

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

NOOOOOOOOO! Abigail! Let me save you! I'm reaching out my hand for you to grab, and i'm laying down on my stomach on the edge of a cliff, and you're about to fall into the jonathan park abyss! (and as you can tell from my verbal actions, i'm sliding in as well!) _We gotta wake up, we gotta save us,_ _So baby hang on,_ _I'm coming after you,_ _^I'm diving overboard^_

^I don't even know what jonathan park is! Except my best friend in the whole world named Jonathan, lives in Serverville, Tennessee...^ *grabs your hand, and jumps up, yanks you away from the edge of the cliff*

Don't look it up. It results in permanent brain damage. Its a cheesy audio drama like adventures in honda odyssey.

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

NOOOOOOOOO! Abigail! Let me save you! I'm reaching out my hand for you to grab, and i'm laying down on my stomach on the edge of a cliff, and you're about to fall into the jonathan park abyss! (and as you can tell from my verbal actions, i'm sliding in as well!) _We gotta wake up, we gotta save us,_ _So baby hang on,_ _I'm coming after you,_ _^I'm diving overboard^_

^I don't even know what jonathan park is! Except my best friend in the whole world named Jonathan, lives in Serverville, Tennessee...^ *grabs your hand, and jumps up, yanks you away from the edge of the cliff*

Don't look it up. It results in permanent brain damage. Its a cheesy audio drama like adventures in honda odyssey.

Ah ok, sounds dumb like the honda.

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

And runs right into Connor, who tomahawk chops Jonathan. Jonathan is dead.

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

And runs right into Connor, who tomahawk chops Jonathan. Jonathan is dead.

[Jonathan can't die!!!! He and Jessie still have to…………. =P]

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

And runs right into Connor, who tomahawk chops Jonathan. Jonathan is dead.

[Jonathan can't die!!!! He and Jessie still have to............. =P]

[ His voice has fluctuated enough to make him the homeschooled Justin Beiber. HE DIES! Besides, Jessie can do much better. Eddie's always been one of the best characters! ]

Connor steps over the dead Jonathan and is hugged by relieved homeschoolers the world over.

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

And runs right into Connor, who tomahawk chops Jonathan. Jonathan is dead.

[Jonathan can't die!!!! He and Jessie still have to............. =P]

[ His voice has fluctuated enough to make him the homeschooled Justin Beiber. *HE DIES!* Besides, Jessie can do much better. Eddie's always been one of the best characters! ] Connor steps over the dead Jonathan and is hugged by relieved homeschoolers the world over.

[True, I don't really like his voice. Yeah…Eddie was always really good…but it was always Jonathan and Jessie!!!!!!!!!!! You can't kill him!!!!!!]

Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

And runs right into Connor, who tomahawk chops Jonathan. Jonathan is dead.

[Jonathan can't die!!!! He and Jessie still have to............. =P]

[ His voice has fluctuated enough to make him the homeschooled Justin Beiber. *HE DIES!* Besides, Jessie can do much better. Eddie's always been one of the best characters! ] Connor steps over the dead Jonathan and is hugged by relieved homeschoolers the world over.

[True, I don't really like his voice. Yeah...Eddie was always really good...but it was always Jonathan and Jessie!!!!!!!!!!! You can't kill him!!!!!!] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Jonathan's dead. End of his story. ]

YES!

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

And runs right into Connor, who tomahawk chops Jonathan. Jonathan is dead.

[Jonathan can't die!!!! He and Jessie still have to............. =P]

[ His voice has fluctuated enough to make him the homeschooled Justin Beiber. *HE DIES!* Besides, Jessie can do much better. Eddie's always been one of the best characters! ] Connor steps over the dead Jonathan and is hugged by relieved homeschoolers the world over.

[True, I don't really like his voice. Yeah...Eddie was always really good...but it was always Jonathan and Jessie!!!!!!!!!!! You can't kill him!!!!!!] Nooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ Jonathan's dead. End of his story. ] *YES!*

Glares Poor Jessie.

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

And runs right into Connor, who tomahawk chops Jonathan. Jonathan is dead.

[Jonathan can't die!!!! He and Jessie still have to............. =P]

[ His voice has fluctuated enough to make him the homeschooled Justin Beiber. *HE DIES!* Besides, Jessie can do much better. Eddie's always been one of the best characters! ] Connor steps over the dead Jonathan and is hugged by relieved homeschoolers the world over.

And me/ Deadpool hands him a chimichanga.

laughing hysterically

*laughing hysterically*

Then you realize that you were just part of a Jonathan Park episode... *cough* jk :P

Edward Kenway then walks in a does what should have been done before: he shoots Jonathan.

But Jonathan dodges the shot. And races from the room.

And runs right into Connor, who tomahawk chops Jonathan. Jonathan is dead.

[Jonathan can't die!!!! He and Jessie still have to............. =P]

[ His voice has fluctuated enough to make him the homeschooled Justin Beiber. *HE DIES!* Besides, Jessie can do much better. Eddie's always been one of the best characters! ] Connor steps over the dead Jonathan and is hugged by relieved homeschoolers the world over.

And me/ Deadpool hands him a chimichanga.

And me/lady Deadpool eats his chimichanga.

*laughing hysterically*

You evil evil thing! Heroic deeds demand reverence.

*laughing hysterically*

You evil evil thing! Heroic deeds demand reverence.

It wasn't heroic!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonathan can't be killed!!!!

*laughing hysterically*

You evil evil thing! Heroic deeds demand reverence.

*laughing hysterically*

You evil evil thing! Heroic deeds demand reverence.

It wasn't heroic!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonathan can't be killed!!!!

Do you want him back as a zombie?
@ deadpool: she used the k. word!

*laughing hysterically*

You evil evil thing! Heroic deeds demand reverence.

It wasn't heroic!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonathan can't be killed!!!!

Do you want him back as a zombie? @ deadpool: she used the _k._ word!

AAAAWH!

*laughing hysterically*

You evil evil thing! Heroic deeds demand reverence.

It wasn't heroic!!!!!!!!!!!! Jonathan can't be killed!!!!

Do you want him back as a zombie? @ deadpool: she used the _k._ word!

Nooooooo!!!!!!! Sam shouldn't have killed him in the first place!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam didn't! Conner did. Deadpool even gave him a chimichanga!

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, that's what most readers say about good novels.

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, that's what most readers say about good novels.

No!!!!!!! Killing Jonathan does not make this good! It ruined it!!!!

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, that's what most readers say about good novels.

No!!!!!!! Killing Jonathan does not make this good! It ruined it!!!!

Okay, think about it this way. Because Jessica no longer has to worry about Johnathon, She can now live happily ever after.
Happy now?

Quit saying the K word!!!!!!!!

Nooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, that's what most readers say about good novels.

No!!!!!!! Killing Jonathan does not make this good! It ruined it!!!!

Okay, think about it this way. Because Jessica no longer has to worry about Johnathon, She can now live happily ever after. Happy now?

Too true.

Besides, Jonathan was a corrupting influence on homeschooled minds. Making kids think they can sounds older and younger at a whim when they're 14, what rubbish!

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, that's what most readers say about good novels.

No!!!!!!! Killing Jonathan does not make this good! It ruined it!!!!

Okay, think about it this way. Because Jessica no longer has to worry about Johnathon, She can now live happily ever after. Happy now?

Too true. Besides, Jonathan was a corrupting influence on homeschooled minds. Making kids think they can sounds older and younger at a whim when they're 14, what rubbish!

Come on!!!!!! Some people are more mature at age fourteen!!!!!!!!

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, that's what most readers say about good novels.

No!!!!!!! Killing Jonathan does not make this good! It ruined it!!!!

Okay, think about it this way. Because Jessica no longer has to worry about Johnathon, She can now live happily ever after. Happy now?

Too true. Besides, Jonathan was a corrupting influence on homeschooled minds. Making kids think they can sounds older and younger at a whim when they're 14, what rubbish!

Come on!!!!!! Some people are more mature at age fourteen!!!!!!!!

And yell everything they're going to do? Yeah, real mature.

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, that's what most readers say about good novels.

No!!!!!!! Killing Jonathan does not make this good! It ruined it!!!!

Okay, think about it this way. Because Jessica no longer has to worry about Johnathon, She can now live happily ever after. Happy now?

Too true. Besides, Jonathan was a corrupting influence on homeschooled minds. Making kids think they can sounds older and younger at a whim when they're 14, what rubbish!

Come on!!!!!! Some people are more mature at age fourteen!!!!!!!!

And yell everything they're going to do? Yeah, _real_ mature.

It's an audio drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sam shouldn't have had Connor kill Jonathan!!!!!!!!!!!

ya, that's what most readers say about good novels.

No!!!!!!! Killing Jonathan does not make this good! It ruined it!!!!

Okay, think about it this way. Because Jessica no longer has to worry about Johnathon, She can now live happily ever after. Happy now?

Too true. Besides, Jonathan was a corrupting influence on homeschooled minds. Making kids think they can sounds older and younger at a whim when they're 14, what rubbish!

Come on!!!!!! Some people are more mature at age fourteen!!!!!!!!

And yell everything they're going to do? Yeah, _real_ mature.

It's an audio drama!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's a DERP!

Isn't everyone!?